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[LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN: RUDY GIULIANI] [NEW YORK, NY USA] OFF AIR RECORDING OF "THE LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN" WITH GUEST PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE RUDOLPH GIULIANI. 23:35:22 >> FROM NEW YORK, THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD, 23:35:25 IT'S THE LATE SHOW WITH 23:35:26 DAVID LETTERMAN. TONIGHT... 23:35:42 PLUS PAUL SHAFFER AND THE CBS ORCHESTRA. 23:35:51 >> AND NOW, A MAN WHO SAW SHREK THREE EIGHT TIMES THIS 23:35:59 WEEKEND, DAVID LETTERMAN! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 23:36:09 >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 23:36:11 ( BAND PLAYING "LATE SHOW" THEME ) 23:36:16 THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE. HOW DO YOU DO. 23:36:22 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO 23:36:24 THE LATE SHOW, OR AS JIMMY CARTER CALLS IT, THE WORST 23:36:26 SHOW IN HISTORY. (LAUGHTER) 23:36:34 >> Dave: I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, LADIES AND 23:36:36 GENTLEMEN. HERE IN NEW YORK CITY, TODAY 23:36:38 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY! OH! 23:36:39 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> Dave: IT'S SUNNY AND 70 , 23:36:49 JUST LIKE KATIE COURIC. >> Dave: BOY, ARE YOU 23:37:01 EXCITED? YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS, IT'S 23:37:03 FLEET WEEK. IT'S THE BEGINNING OF FLEET 23:37:04 WEEK. DO WE HAVE MILITARY 23:37:06 PERSONNEL? (APPLAUSE) 23:37:07 >> Dave: IT'S THE LAST CHANCE FOR PARIS HILTON TO 23:37:09 HAVE FUN BEFORE SHE GOES TO PRISON. 23:37:11 (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: PARIS HILTON IS 23:37:20 GOING TO JAIL. NOW LET ME TELL YOU 23:37:22 SOMETHING. IF I WERE ARRESTED AND I 23:37:24 WENT TO JAIL, I WOULD GO TO A REAL JAIL. 23:37:26 I WOULD GO TO THE OLD GRAYBAR HOTEL. 23:37:28 I WOULD BE IN THE SLAMMER. THEY WOULD HAVE ME IN STIR. 23:37:32 I WOULDN'T SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY FOR THE DURATION OF MY 23:37:34 SENTENCE. PARIS HILTON GOING TO A 23:37:37 SPECIAL NEEDS PRISON. (LAUGHTER) 23:37:40 >> Dave: SPECIAL NEEDS FOR INMATES WHO REQUIRE 23:37:42 PEDESTRIAN I CURES. -- PEDICURES. 23:37:47 HOW ABOUT THAT PHIL SPECTER TRIAL OUT IN CALIFORNIA. 23:37:49 BEEN FOLLOWING THIS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 23:37:51 I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOU THIS GUY BUT HERE IS HOW THE 23:37:53 PROSECUTORS ARE DESCRIBING HIM. 23:37:55 THEY SAY HE IS A TRIGGER HAPPY PARANOID WHO NEVER 23:37:57 LEAVES HIS COMPOUND WITHOUT A WIG. 23:37:59 (LAUGHTER) >> Dave: IT'S LIKE I HAVE A 23:38:05 TWIN. (LAUGHTER) 23:38:06 (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: OH, MAN, BRITNEY 23:38:17 SPEARS, DID YOUEAR ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS NOW? 23:38:20 WELL HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED. SHE'S ON AN AIRPLANE AND SHE 23:38:24 GETS A LITTLE TENSE, A LITTLE IRRITABLE. 23:38:26 AND HERE IS THE REASON SHE IS IRRITABLE AND TENSE ON 23:38:28 THE AIRPLANE, THEY HAD TO TAKE HER OFF OR SHE RUNS 23:38:30 OFF, THINK WAY SHE GOT OFF. AND IT WAS BECAUSE ON THE 23:38:34 AIR PLAEB THEY DID NOT HAVE LEATHER SEATS. 23:38:39 (LAUGHTER) >> Dave: THAT'S RIGHT. 23:38:42 I A BEGINNING TO THINK THAT THAT DAY AND A HALF IN REHAB 23:38:45 WASN'T ENOUGH. I -- 23:38:48 (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: IF SHE IS N 23:38:57 CAREFUL PEOPLE ARE GOING TO START THINKING THAT SHE'S 23:39:00 UNSTABLE. (LAUGHTER) 23:39:04 >> Dave: BOY, HERE'S INTERESTING NEWS. 23:39:06 REGIS PHILBIN, YOU KNOW REGIS PHILBIN -- 23:39:10 (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: REGIS IS TAKING HIS 23:39:12 SHOW, IT IS THE REGIS LEE AND KELLY LEE SHOW -- 23:39:17 (LAUGHTER) >> Dave: AND THIS WEEK HE'S 23:39:18 DOING THE SHOW EVERY DAY THIS WEEK IN NEW ORLEANS, 23:39:21 LOUISIANA. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 23:39:28 >> Dave: I THOUGHT TO MYSELF HAVEN'T THOSE PEOPLE 23:39:30 SUFFERED ENOUGH? (APPLAUSE) 23:39:41 >> Dave: HEY, DO YOU LIKE NEWS ABOUT TREASURE HUNTING? 23:39:48 WELL, SOME TREASURE HUNTERS FOUND A SUNKEN SHIP IN THE 23:39:51 ATLANTIC, WENT DONE IN THE 1700s. 23:39:54 AND IN THE SUNKEN SHIP 500 MILLION DOLLARS OF GOLD 23:39:59 COINS. THAT'S NOT ALL. 23:40:08 THEY ALSO FOUND LARRY KING'S WALLET. 23:40:13 (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: HEY, PAUL! 23:40:34 >> Dave: PAUL SHAFFER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 23:40:39 (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: WE'RE DOING 23:40:40 SOMETHING TONIGHT, I WANT TO GET RIGHT TO IT BECAUSE I'VE 23:40:43 NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT 23:40:45 ABOUT THIS GUY. HIS NAME IS MIKE WEST AND 23:40:47 HE'S FROM ALLIANCE, OHIO. AND HE IS AN INVENTOR. 23:40:51 AND WHAT HE HAS DONE IS TAKEN JET ENGINES AND HE'S 23:40:54 PUT THEM ON THINGS, THINGS THAT YOU NORMALLY WOULDN'T 23:40:57 THINK REQUIRE JET ENGINES. THINGS THAT DON'T 23:41:01 NECESSARILY NEED TO BE JET POWERED. 23:41:04 HE, FOR EXAMPLE, HE INVENTED THE JET JEE 23:41:07 >> Paul: JET POWERED JEEP. >> Dave: JET POWERED JEEP. 23:41:10 IT'S EQUIPPED WITH AN ARMY HELICOPTER ENGINE, JET 23:41:13 POWERED JEEP. HE ALSO INVENTED THE JET BAR 23:41:16 STOOL. HOW MANY FOLKS PURCHASED A 23:41:21 JET BAR STOOL? (APPLAUSE) 23:41:27 >> Dave: BUT TONIGHT HE IS GOING TO BE DEMONSTRATING 23:41:29 FOR US HIS NEWEST INVENTION, IT'S THE JET POWERED 23:41:33 RECLINER. THE JET POWERED RECLINER. 23:41:38 TURN ON THE THING OUT THERE ON 53rd STREET AND SAY HELLO 23:41:40 TO MIKE WEST. HIGH, MIKE, HOW ARE YOU? 23:41:43 >> GOOD, GOOD. (APPLAUSE) 23:41:50 >> Dave: NOW I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS, MIKE. 23:41:52 TELL US ABOUT THE INSPIRATION BEHIND THE JET 23:41:54 POWERED RECLINER. >> WELL, THE INSPIRATION WAS 23:41:57 PRETTY MUCH JUST TOO MANY HOURS DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD. 23:42:00 WE JUST FIGURED WE PUT JET ENGINES IN ALMOST EVERYTHING 23:42:02 ELSE Y NOT DO A JET POWERED RECLINE ENGINEER RIGHT. 23:42:06 NOW YOU SAY WE PUT JET ENGINES IN ALMOST EVERYTHING 23:42:09 ELSE. NOW STRICTLY SPEAKING, 23:42:11 THAT'S NOT TRUE S IT? >> WELL, ALMOST TRUE, YEAH. 23:42:14 >> Dave: YEAH. AND CAN YOU DRIVE THIS ON 23:42:17 THE ROADS AROUND THE ALLIANCE, OHIO. 23:42:22 >> IT'S NOT ACTUALLY STREET LEGAL. 23:42:23 >> WHAT ABOUT THE HOUSE, YOU CAN DRIVE IT AROUND THE 23:42:25 HOUSE. >> WELL, YEAH, WE DO DRIVE 23:42:27 IT AROUND THE HOUSE, AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND. 23:42:30 >> Dave: WHAT KIND OF SPEED WHAT IS THE TOP SPEED 23:42:33 BECAUSE YOU HAVE TWIN JET ENGINES IN THERE, DEVELOPING 23:42:35 80 POUNDS OF THRUST EACH. WHAT KIND OF SPEED ARE WE 23:42:37 LOOKING AT. >> TOP SPEED WE ESTIMATE IT 23:42:39 SHOULD RUN ABOUT 50 MILES AN HOUR. 23:42:41 >> Dave: 50 MILES AN HOUR. THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 23:42:44 AND ARE YOU SELLING THESE NOW? 23:42:46 >> NO, THESE ARE ON A SPECIAL ORDER BASIS ONLY. 23:42:50 THIS IS THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD SO. 23:42:52 >> Dave: YOU BETTER PUT SOME MORE MANPOWER ON THE PHONES 23:42:54 BACK IF LIANCE, OHIO, BECAUSE AFTER TONIGHT, MIKE, 23:42:57 I HAVE A FEELING EVERYBODY IS GOING TO BE WANTING A 23:43:01 JET-POWERED RECLINER. (APPLAUSE) 23:43:07 >> Dave: NOW MIKE, WHEN ARE YOU AT MAXIMUM SPEED, WHEN 23:43:10 YOU'VE ACHIEVED CRUISING SPEED CAN YOU ACTUALLY 23:43:13 RECLINE IT? >> WELL, NOT AT MAXIMUM 23:43:15 SPEED, NO. WE'RE PRETTY MUCH HANGING ON 23:43:18 FOR DEAR LIFE AT MAXIMUM SPEED. 23:43:20 ALL RIGHT. WELL, A LITTLE BIT LATER YOU 23:43:22 WILL BE DEMONSTRATING IT FOR US ON 53rd STREET. 23:43:25 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MIKE WEST, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. 23:43:28 (APPLAUSE) >> HI, ROCKING CHAIR LADY. 23:43:39 >> Dave: NOW FOR LEGAL REASONS HE HAS TO SAY THAT 23:43:42 IT WILL ONLY GO ABOUT 50 MILES AN HOUR. 23:43:44 BUT IF YOU SAW IT IN REHEARSAL YOU KNOW THAT WE 23:43:46 CAME THAT CLOSE TO BREAKING THE SPEED OF SOUND. 23:43:49 (LAUGHTER) >> Dave: THAT CLOSE TO 23:43:52 BREAKING THE SOUND BARRIER. >> Paul: THEY'RE JET 23:43:54 ENGINES. >> OF COURSE. 23:43:55 I MEAN -- I MEAN -- I MEAN, I MEAN, EYE -- I, I, I. 23:44:02 >> Paul: EXACTLY. >> LET ME, I WANT TO MENTION 23:44:04 ONE THING HERE. OUR GOOD FRIEND PAUL SHAF 23:44:06 CERTIFICATE INVOLVED IN A BENEFIT CONCERT FOR QUESTION 23:44:09 MARK -- >> QUESTION MARK. 23:44:10 >> Dave: QUESTION MARK. >> Paul: OF QUESTION MARK -- 23:44:12 THE LEAD SINGER OF QUESTION MARK AND THE MYSTERIOUS. 23:44:15 >> Dave: HE LOST ALL HIS POSSESSIONS IN A HOUSE FIRE. 23:44:18 >> Paul: IT WAS A MYSTERIOU FIRE. 23:44:19 >> Dave: THAT'S RIGHT. AND THEIR BIG HIT, 96 TEARS. 23:44:23 >> HUGE T WAS HUGE. >> Dave: THE BENEFIT CONCERT 23:44:25 IS WEDNESDAY, MAY 23rd AT THE HIGH LINE BALLROOM. 23:44:28 >> Paul: BRAND-NEW CLUB IN TOWN, HIGH LINE BALLROOM, 23:44:30 FABULOUS. >> Dave: WEST 16th STREET. 23:44:32 >> Paul: YEAH? AND PERFORMING THERE GARY 23:44:34 FEARY AND THE PLAYTHINGS. TOMMY RAMONE. 23:44:38 >> Paul: OF THE RAMONES. >> JOE BOUCHARD OF BLUE 23:44:40 OYSTER CULT. >> Paul: FORGET ABOUT IT. 23:44:41 >> Dave: THE GREAT PAUL SHAFFER, LADIES AND 23:44:44 GENTLEMEN. >> Paul: PERFORMING 96 23:44:45 TEARS. (APPLAUSE) 23:44:47 >> Paul: DOING 96 TEARS WITH QUESTION MARK, PERFORMING 23:44:50 THE SONG WITQUESTION MARK. >> Dave: ON THE PROGRAM 23:44:53 TONIGHT RUDOLPH GIULIANI IS HERE,ED WILLEES AND 23:44:58 GENTLEMEN WITH JESUS & MARY CHAIN. 23:45:01 (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: RIGHT NOW IT'S TIME 23:45:12 FOR A FAVORITE SEGMENT OF OURS, SPEAKING OF REPUBLICAN 23:45:15 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES THE NAME OF THE SEGMENT, JOHN 23:45:18 McCAIN INTERVIEWS HIMSELF. HERE WE GO. 23:45:23 WATCH CLOSELY. NOW ARE THERE PROBLEMS WITH 23:45:31 SECTARIAN VIOLENCE, OF COURSE THERE IS, ARE AL 23:45:33 QAEDA BEING SHOVED OUT OF BAGHDAD INTO AREAS OUTSIDE 23:45:36 OF BAGHDAD. YES, DO WE HAVE TO 23:45:39 EXPERIENCE MORE, YES. DOES THE MALIKI GOVERNMENT 23:45:41 HAVE TO ACT MORE EFFECTIVELY, MORE INCLUSIVELY, ABSOLUTELY 23:45:46 THEY DO. WILL WE BE ABLE TO TIN 23:45:49 MORE WHO CAN OPERATE INDEPENDENTLY ON THEIR OWN, 23:45:51 WE HAVE A WAYS TO GO. IS IT A TOUGH ISSUE IN 23:45:54 AMERICA? YES. 23:45:58 (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN 23:46:09 IN TELEVISION A LONG TIME, PAUL HAS BEEN IN TELEVISION 23:46:11 A LONG TIME. HERE IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO 23:46:12 IF ARE YOU IN TELEVISION. THIS TIME OF THE YEAR WE'RE 23:46:14 COMING TO WHAT IS TYPICALLY THE END OF THE TELEVISION 23:46:17 SEASON. AND WHAT YOU WANT TO DO SO 23:46:19 MAKE SURE PEOPLE DON'T FORGET ABOUT YOU OVER THE 23:46:21 SUMMER VACATION WHEN YOUR SHOW COMES BACK IN THE FALL, 23:46:23 YOU HAVE TO HAVE A CLIFFHANGER. 23:46:25 YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME KIND OF EXCITING EPISODE AND WILL 23:46:28 CAUSE PEOPLE TO BE DUMBFOUNDED FOR THREE MONTHS. 23:46:34 THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT. >> Paul: WALK AROUND LIKE 23:46:37 THAT FOR THREE MONTHS. >> SO THAT THEY DON'T 23:46:39 FORGET ABOUT YOU BECAUSE THE AMERICAN ATTENTION SPAN 23:46:41 AS YOU KNOW IS VERY, VERY BRIEF. 23:46:42 SO THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED. AND WE HAVE N OUR OWN 23:46:45 CLIFFHGERS. >> WE HAVE CLIFFHANGERS? 23:46:48 >> BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT YOU FOLKS TO FORGET ABOUT US 23:46:50 EVEN UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT THAT IS HOW SHORT THE 23:46:52 ATTENTION SPAN IS. SO HERE NOW IS THE FIRST OF 23:46:55 THE LATE SHOW CLIFFHANGERS. TAKE A LOOK. 23:47:04 HEY, WHAT COL TIE IS DAVE GOING TO WEAR ON THE SHOW 23:47:07 TONIGHT? >> THE ANSWER JUST MIGHT 23:47:10 SURPRISE YOU. (APPLAUSE) 23:47:25 >> Dave: NOW OVER THE WEEKEND HOW ABOUT THIS JIMMY 23:47:27 CARTER. HE SPOKE WITH UNUSUALLY 23:47:28 HARSH WORDS ABOUT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION, DID YOU HEAR 23:47:30 ABOUT THIS? HE MENTIONED IT AND WHO 23:47:32 KNOWS WHAT CONTEXT IT WAS IN BUT HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT 23:47:34 THE BUSH FOREIGN POLICY BEING THE WORST IN THE 23:47:36 HISTORY OF THE PRESIDENCY. SO NOW TO PRESENT -- TO 23:47:40 PRESIDENT BUSH'S CREDIT IT LOOKS LIKE, HOWEVER, HE IS 23:47:43 TAKING THE HIGH ROAD IN RESPONDING. 23:47:44 >> Paul: HE IS? >> YEAH, SO HE IS NOT GOING 23:47:46 TO BE SUCKED INTO THIS, HE IS TAKE THE HIGH ROAD. 23:47:50 >> Paul: WHAT IS IT? >> WATCH. 23:47:52 >> IN A RECENT INTERVIEW JIMMY CARTER LASHED OUT WITH 23:47:56 UNPRECEDENTED CRITICISM OF THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION'S 23:47:58 POLICIES. BUT GEORGE W. BUSH WILL NOT 23:48:00 RESPOND WITH HIS OWN CRITICISM OF THE CARTER 23:48:03 ADMINISTRATION BECAUSE HE BELIEVES SH ATTACKS ARE 23:48:05 INAPPROPRIATE AND ALSO BECAUSE HE CAN'T REMEMBER 23:48:07 ANYTHING FROM THE YEARS 1977 TO 1981. 23:48:11 BUSH, HEAD FOR THE MOUNTAINS. (LAUGHTER) 23:48:16 >> Dave: TIME NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR GREAT 23:48:18 MOMENTS IN PRESIDENTIAL SPEECHES. 23:48:20 HERE WE GO. >> THAT THE ONLY THING WE 23:48:28 HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF. >> ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY 23:48:36 CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY. 23:48:41 >> LET ME -- LET ME -- LET ME -- LET ME --. 23:48:48 >> Dave: THAT'S RIGHT. NOW WHEN WE COME BACK, 23:48:54 RUDOLPH GIULIANI, THE JESUS & MARY, MIKE WEST ON WEST 23:49:00 53rd STREET AND HIS JET POWERED RECLINER. 23:49:02 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. >> Dave: PAL, IN A COUPLE 23:52:18 MINUTES MIKE WEST FROM ALLIANCE, OHIO, IS GOING TO 23:52:21 BE LIGHTING UP THE JET POWERED LA-Z-BOY. 23:52:24 HE WAS TELLING ME IF THIS GOES WELL HE IS WORKING ON A 23:52:27 JET POWERED SOFFA. YEAH. 23:52:30 AND MAYBE A JET POWERED END TABLE. 23:52:35 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TIME RIGHT NOW FOR A LITTLE 23:52:37 SOMETHING WE CALL SMALL TOWN NEWS. 23:52:39 HERE WE GO. SMALL 23:52:41 SMALL TOWN IT GIVES YOU THE BLUES 23:52:50 THE NEWS FROM SMALL TOWN 23:52:58 >> Dave: HERE WE GO, FROM THE MINERAL COUNTY, 23:53:01 INDEPENDENT NEW, HAWTHORNE, NEVADA. 23:53:03 LOOK AT THIS, LOST IF YOU HAVE SEEN OR FOUND A MALE 23:53:06 LIGHT-COLOURED POMERANIAN NAMED MISTER, YOU CAN KEEP 23:53:10 HIM IF YOU WANT TO. KEEP HIM. 23:53:19 ALL YOURS. (APPLAUSE) 23:53:21 >> Dave: HERE IS AN AD FROM THE MANCHESTER STAR MERCURY, 23:53:24 IN MANCHESTER, GEORGIA. LOOK AT THIS, A MOTHER'S DAY 23:53:28 FAVORITE FROM PIG ELEY WIGGLEY, SKY VODKA, GRAY 23:53:32 GOOSE, REPSYCHEA VODKA. >> THIS IS FROM THE DEWITT 23:53:46 IRA, ENTERPRISE IN ARKANSAS. BETTE ARCHER DEMONSTRATES 23:53:52 ONE USE OF GOURDS IN HER GOURD MANIA PRESENTATION AT 23:53:56 THE GARDEN SHOW. GOURD MANIA. 23:54:04 >> Paul: YOU KIDS, YOU PROMISED NOW. 23:54:11 >> Paul: WHO IS THAT. >> Dave: SHE IS NOT ENJOYING 23:54:13 GOURD MANIA. SHE NEVER THOUGHT GOURD 23:54:15 MANIA WAS A GOOD IDEA. THIS IS FROM THE STAR PRESS 23:54:19 MUNCEY, INDIANA. OH BOY THIS IS A SAD 23:54:22 CAUTIONARY TALE. LOOK AT THIS, HUSBAND CRASHS 23:54:25 INTO HOUSE IN ALLEGED ATTEMPT TO KILL WIFE. 23:54:28 HE ALLEGEDLY TOLD HIS WIFE TO SIT IN THE LIVING ROOM 23:54:31 CHAIR BY THE PICTURE WINDOW. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 23:54:36 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. (APPLAUSE) 23:54:44 >> Dave: THAT'S AWFUL. ISN'T THAT AWFUL. 23:54:46 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. OH MY GOD. 23:54:52 >> Paul: BOY, WAS HE BACK. >> Dave: WHY DON'T YOU JUST 23:54:55 SIT THERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 23:55:03 THAT'S HORRIBLE. >> Paul: ISN'T IT? 23:55:06 THEN CAME SMASHING HIS CAR NOT PICTURE WINDOW. 23:55:09 >> Dave: ONE WONDERS WHAT THE DISCUSSION MIGHT HAVE 23:55:11 BEEN PRIOR TO THAT. YOU KNOW WHAT, ARLENE, HEY, 23:55:14 ARLENE, YO KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT RIGHT 23:55:18 THERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 23:55:25 (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: OH, NO, IT IS AN 23:55:27 UGLY, AWFUL -- THIS IS THE WEST VALLEY VIEW IN LIPFIELD 23:55:32 PARK, ARIZONA, ANOTHER SAD STORY. 23:55:34 MAN FOUND DEAD IN DOUGH IS THE HEADLINE THERE. 23:55:38 LOOK AT THIS. THERE IS THE WHOLE SOME 23:55:40 BAKERY, CAN READ THE SLOGAN THERE, YEAH, TASTE THE 23:55:43 DIFFERENCE. TASTE THE DIFFERENCE. 23:55:54 >> Dave: THIS IS FROM THE UNION DEMOCRAT, THIS FOUND 23:55:57 IN A TIME CAPSULE HOLDS CURIOUS CONTENTS. 23:56:00 THE 1979 CAP ACTUAL -- CAPSULE INCLUDED AINY BAG 23:56:03 OF MARIJUANA SEEDS AND THE INSTRUCTIONS, PLANT, GROW, 23:56:08 SMOKE AND ENJOY. (APPLAUSE) 23:56:15 >> Dave: I'M SAD TO REPORT HERE IS ANOTHER SAD STORY 23:56:17 FROM TIMES HERALD, WASHINGTON INDIANA. 23:56:19 LOOK AT THIS. POLICE REPORT TIMOTHY KOX 23:56:21 REPORTED A LITTLE DEBBI SNACK CAKE HAD BEEN STOLE 23:56:24 FRIEND HIS RESIDENTS. I'M NOT WITH THE FBI OR 23:56:35 ANYTHING BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE A CRIME SPREE. 23:56:38 SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY IS ON A CRIME SPREE. 23:56:40 THIS IS FROM THE COUNTY TIMES SUSANVILLE, CALIFORNIA. 23:56:46 GINO'S AUTO BODY WHERE YOU ARE E CUSTOMER. 23:56:54 GREAT, GOOD, OKAY. AND FINALLY THIS IS FROM THE 23:57:05 FLORIDA, DESTINE UNITED METHODIST CHURCH WILL BE 23:57:09 OFFERING HOT WINGS BIBLE STUDY AT THE OUTDOOR DECK OF 23:57:14 THE HOOTERS RESTAURANT. >> BY GOLDY, YOU CAN'T BEAT 23:57:17 THAT. >> Paul: SMALL TOWN 23:57:20 IT GIVES YOU THE BLUES THE NEWS FROM SMALL 23:57:28 TOWN >> Dave: BA, BA, BA, BA. 23:57:37 OKAY, NOW, IT'S GOING TO TAKE A SECOND FOR MIKE WEST 23:57:40 TO GET THAT THING FIRED IT UP. 23:57:42 AND WE HAVE TO ISSUE THE AUDIENCE EAR PLUGS. 23:57:46 BECAUSE THE RACKET IS TREMENDOUS. 23:57:48 >> THIS IS OUTSIDE. HE HAS IT OUTSIDE. 23:57:50 >> Dave: EVEN OUTSIDE, YES. >> Paul: IN HERE WE HAVE 23:57:52 TO -- >> WE HAVE TO ISSUE THE 23:57:54 AUDIENCE EAR PLUGS IN HERE. >> Paul: 800 MILES AN HOUR. 23:57:58 >> Dave: CLOSE TO THE SPEED OF SOUND. 23:57:59 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RUDOLPH GIULIANI, EVERYBODY 23:58:36 TO GET MORE MAXIMUM PAYLOAD FOR THE NEW FORD SUPER DUTY 23:58:39 WE GAVE IT A RIGID FRAME AND 8 - INCH LONGER LEAF SPRINGS. 23:58:44 WHICH PUSH THE PAYLOAD UP TO MORE THAN 3 TONS. 23:58:52 INTRODUCING THE BOLD, NEW F-SERIES SUPER DUTY. 23:58:56 IT'S BUILT BETTER.... TO WORK HARDER FOR YOU. 00:00:55 >> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 00:00:56 OUT ON THE STREET, IS HE STILL OUT THERE? 00:00:59 THIS IS GOING TO BE UNBELIEVABLE, LADIES AND 00:01:02 GENTLEMEN, ARE YOU READY. >> WE'RE JUST ABOUT READY. 00:01:05 >> Dave: GETTING CLOSER WITH FINAL TUNEUP. 00:01:07 >> WE HAVE TO GET THE REMOTE CONTROL ON. 00:01:09 >> Dave: DO YOU HAVE AFTERBURNERS WITHIN YES, WE 00:01:11 DO, ON EACH ENGINE. >> Dave: AND YOU WILL TURN 00:01:15 THOSE ON AND SEE A BIG FLAMEOUT. 00:01:17 >> THE BURNERS ARE CUSTOM BUILT, BUT IT JUST A SMALL 00:01:21 FLAME. WHEN WE DO THE BIG FIRE, YOU 00:01:23 WILL SEE IT. >> Dave: OKAY. 00:01:26 AND WHAT'S THE CHANCE OF YOU PUTTING THIS IN THE HUDSON? 00:01:28 >> HOPEFULLY VERY SLIM. >> Dave: ALL RIGHT, GOOD, 00:01:31 CHECK BACK, A GREAT AMERICAN, RIGHT THERE. 00:01:34 MIKE WEST. FOR EIGHT YEARS OUR FIRST ****************RUDY GIULIANI ********************** 00:01:37 GUEST SERVED AS MAYOR OF THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD 00:01:39 AND NOW HE IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED 00:01:41 STATES. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE 00:01:43 WELCOME THE HONORABLE RUDOLPH GIULIANI. 00:01:47 HERE WE GO. (APPLAUSE) 00:02:05 WELCOME BACK. >> THANK YOU. 00:02:06 >> Dave: GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO. 00:02:09 >> Dave: HOW ABOUT THOSE YANKEES. 00:02:12 >> WE ESCAPED ONE LAST NIGHT, WHOA. 00:02:13 >> Dave: WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN THERE AND WHAT IS 00:02:16 GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN REASON ROGER CLEMENS SHOWS UP. 00:02:18 >> I THINK, WE'RE HOPING AND PRAYING THAT HE STABILIZES 00:02:22 EVERYTHING. I MEAN -- 00:02:23 >> DOES IT BOTHER YOU THAT HE'S MY AGE, ROGER CLEMENS. 00:02:29 (LAUGHTER) >> GIVES ME A LITTLE PAUSE. 00:02:30 I DO HAVE TO NOTE THAT IN THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS CATEGORY 00:02:34 OF BEING MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY WERE FOUR YANKEE WORLD 00:02:38 CHAMPIONSHIPS. >> Dave: THERE YOU GO. 00:02:39 YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT, BY GOSH. 00:02:41 (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: WHEN YOU TRAVELED 00:02:44 AROUND NOW IN OFFICIAL CAPACITY AS A CANDIDATE, 00:02:48 CONGRATULATIONS BY THE WAY ON ANNOUNCING. 00:02:50 >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU (APPLAUSE) 00:02:52 >> Dave: HOW IS -- HOW IS NEW YORK PERCEIVED BY THE 00:02:56 REST OF THE COUNTRY? >> I THINK NEW YORK IS 00:02:58 PERCEIVED, YOU KNOW, VERY OPENLY. 00:03:01 I MEAN I THINK THAT THE OLD IMAGE OF NEW YORK BEING SORT 00:03:04 OF A COLD PLACE AND EVERYBODY BEING TREATED 00:03:08 HARSHLY HERE HAS KIND OF CHANGED. 00:03:10 PEOPLE COME TO ME, TELL ME. I CAME TO NEW YORK. 00:03:12 IT WAS VERY NICE. THE PEOPLE WERE VERY NICE. 00:03:15 I SAY TO THEM, ARE YOU SURE YOU WENT TO NEW YORK. 00:03:18 >> Dave: BUT -- >> I THINK HONESTLY, I THINK 00:03:21 SEPTEMBER 119th PROBABLY CHANGED A LOT OF THAT. 00:03:24 I THINK AMERICANS SAW NEW YORKERS AS VERY MUCH A PART 00:03:27 OF THIS COUNTRY. WE UNDERSTOOD WE HAVE TO 00:03:29 RELY ON THE REST OF THE COUNTRY. 00:03:30 SO I THINK IT CREATED SORT OF A BOND THAT OVERCOMES 00:03:33 SOME OF THAT PAST STUFF. >> Dave: PEOPLE ARE -- I 00:03:37 MEAN IRRESCTIVE OF THEIR FEELINGS HISTORICALLY, 00:03:41 COLLECTIVELY AND HISTORICALLY, PEOPLE ARE 00:03:43 STILL ALWAYS ATTRACTED TO THE CITY, AREN'T THEY. 00:03:45 >> YEAH, IT IS AMERICA'S BIGGEST CITY. 00:03:47 I ALWAYS CALL THE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. 00:03:49 >> Dave: SURE. >> THE POPE REITERATED THAT 00:03:51 WHICH MADE IT EASIER FOR ME TO CALL THE CAPITAL OF THE 00:03:53 WORLD. I THINK OF IT, IT IS THE 00:03:55 MOST DIVERSE CITY IN THE WORLD. 00:03:56 MORE PEOPLE SPEAKING DIFFERENT LANGUAGES, ALL 00:04:00 RACES, RELIGIONS, BACKGROUNDS. 00:04:01 I THINK PEOPLE SEE IT ON TELEVISION, IN MOVIES. 00:04:05 AND I THINK IT HAS SUCH AN EXPECTATION OF BEING 00:04:08 FORBIDDING AND DIFFICULT, WHEN THEY COME HERE, AND 00:04:10 PEOPLE DON'T SNARL AT THEM T KIND OF WORKS. 00:04:13 >> THAT'S RIGHT. IT MAY BE FROM AFAR PERHAPS 00:04:15 A LITTLE INTIMIDATING BUT WHEN YOU REALLY T HERE AND 00:04:18 YOU ESCAPE WITH YOUR LIFE, YOU FEEL PRETTY GOOD ABOUT 00:04:21 IT. THAT'S T WAY IT USED TO BE. 00:04:25 THAT'S THE WAY IT USED TO BE. 00:04:27 >> Dave: AND WHAT IS CAMPAIGNING LIKE NOW. 00:04:30 BECAUSE PREVIOUSLY FIVE BOROUGHS, AN TO I GUESS A 00:04:34 LESSER EXTENT THE TRISTATE AREA, BUT MOSTLY THE CITY, 00:04:37 YOU WOULDN'T BE CAMPAIGNING, WHAT IS IT LIKE CAMPAIGNING 00:04:39 IN OFF THE 50 UNITED STATES? >> IT'S NOT AS DIFFERENT AS 00:04:42 CAMPAIGNING IN NEW YORK. YOU GET TO DO A FEW 00:04:45 DIFFERENT THINGS LIKE LAST WEEK I WAS ON A FARM IN 00:04:47 IOWA. AND I WAS DOING SOMETHING I 00:04:49 DIDN'T DO TOO OFTEN AS MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY. 00:04:54 Dave: THAT'S A -- WHAT IS THAT, THAT IS A DOG, RIGHT? 00:05:00 >> WELL, IT WAS EXPLAINED TO ME THAT THAT IS A -- AND 00:05:05 IS IS WHAT YOU DO WITH IT. I DIDN'T GET A LOT OF 00:05:08 EXPERIENCE DOING THAT IN MANHATTAN, I HAVE TO TELL 00:05:10 YOU. >> Dave: WHAT -- 00:05:11 >> BUT YOU LEARN HOW TO DO DID. 00:05:13 >> Dave: WHAT IS THE PERSPECTIVE THAT AMERICANS, 00:05:15 YOUR FEEDBACK ON AMECANS. SEE I LOOK AT IT LIKE, ARE 00:05:17 WE IN A SITUATION NOW WHERE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY HAS 00:05:20 NEVER BEEN AT AREATER DISADVANTAGE BECAUSE OF HOW 00:05:25 PEOPLE VIEW THE PREVIOUS OR THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION 00:05:28 THEN PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION WHEN THE ELECTION IS HELD? 00:05:30 IS THAT PART OF WHAT YOU FIND WHEN ARE YOU 00:05:33 CAMPAIGNING? >>. MOSTLY IN THE REPUBLICAN 00:05:36 PRIMARY RIGHT NOW SO IT IS WITH REPUBLICAN VOTERS, 00:05:39 SOMETIMES INDEPENDENT VOTERS, A FEW DEMOCRATS. 00:05:41 AMONG REPUBLICAN VOTERS THAT NOT THE BIG ISSUE. 00:05:44 MAYBE WHENOU GET TO A GENERAL ELECTION WE'LL HAVE 00:05:46 TO DEAL WITH THAT. BUT I TEND TO THINK NOT AS 00:05:48 MUCH AS PEOPLE THINK. PEOPLE ARE FORWARD LOOKING. 00:05:50 I MEAN WHAT THEY ARE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT AND WILL TRY 00:05:52 TO FIGURE OUT IN NOVEMBER OF 2000, WHO DO THEY WANT TO 00:05:56 LEAD THE COUNTRY. WHO DO THEY THINK IS GOING 00:05:58 TO BE MOST EFFECTIVE IN DEALING WITH TERRORISM, THE 00:06:00 WAR ON TERROR, -- TERROR, OUR DOMESTIC ECONOMY, SOME 00:06:04 THE PROBLEMS WE HAVE TO FACE, HEALTH CARE, LOWERING TAXES. 00:06:08 REORGANIZING GOVERNMENT, TRYING TO MAKE IT MORE 00:06:10 CAN'T. I THINK PEOPLE ARE GOING TO 00:06:12 LOOK FORWARD AND SAY WELL, OF THESE TWO CANDIDATES THAT 00:06:14 ARE LEFT, WHO IS BEST. >> AND YOU FIND KNOW EROSION 00:06:18 IN YOUR OWN PARTY? NOT AMONG -- NOT AMONG 00:06:21 THE REPUBLICAN BASE. I MEAN I CAN SEE THE POLLS. 00:06:24 AND I SEE THAT AMONG THE DEMOCRATS AND INDEPENDENTS 00:06:27 WE HAVE GOT A LONG WAY TO GO AND WE HAVE TO MAKE UP A LOT 00:06:30 OF GROUND. AMONG REPUBLICANS THERE IS 00:06:32 STILL A STRONG SENSE OF UNITY ON THESE PRINCIPLESS 00:06:34 OF BEING ON OFFENSE AGAINST TERRORISM, BEING ON OFFENSE 00:06:37 FOR A GROWTH ECONOMY. BUT I THINK WHEN WE GET TO A 00:06:39 GENERAL ELECTION THERE IS A LOT OF WORK WE HAVE TO DO 00:06:42 BECAUSE WE REALLY TOOK A BEATING IN THE LAST ELECTION, 00:06:44 REPUBLICANS DID. AND PART OF IT FOR GOOD 00:06:46 REASON, BECAUSE WE BECAME -- WE BECAME WHAT WE SAID WE 00:06:49 WEREN'T. WE BECAME SPENDERS THAT WERE 00:06:51 AS BIG AS THE DEMOCRATS WERE. 00:06:52 WE HAVE TO GET THAT UNDER CONTROL. 00:06:54 WE HAVE TO EXERCISE FISCAL RESTRAINT, REDUCE SPENDING, 00:06:57 THINGS THAT RONALD REAGAN USED TO DO, WE HAVE TO 00:06:59 RETURN TO GOVERNMENT. >> Dave: AND OF COURSE WHAT 00:07:01 LOOMS AT THE TOP OF THAT LIST AND IS GETTING IN THE 00:07:03 WAY OF ALL THE OTHER THINGS SUBORDINATE TO THAT IS THE 00:07:06 SITUION IN IRAQ RIGHT NOW. >> WELL SURE. 00:07:08 BUT THE SITUATION IN IRAQ HAS TO BE SEEN IN LIGHT OF 00:07:10 THE OVERALL TERRORIST WAR AGAINST US. 00:07:12 AND I THINK IS IMPORTANT TO DESCRIBE IT AS THE TERRORIST 00:07:14 WAR AGAINST US. BECAUSE THEY BEGAN THIS WAR. 00:07:17 THIS WAR EXISTS BECAUSE THEY ARE PLANNING TO COME HERE 00:07:19 AND KILL US. YOU LOOK AT A SITUATION LIKE 00:07:21 IN NEW JERSEY TWO WEEKS AGO WITH THOSE PEOPLE PLANNING 00:07:24 TO ATTACK FORT DIX. THEY WERE PLANNING THAT FOR 00:07:26 16 MONTHS. NOBODY IS MAKING THIS UP. 00:07:28 THIS IS REAL. SO WHEN YOU LOOK AT IRAQ, 00:07:30 YOU CAN'T LOOK AT IT IN AN ICE LATED WAY. 00:07:32 YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT IT FROM THE POINT OF VIEW OF THE 00:07:35 ACTIONS WE TAKE THERE, HOW IS THAT GOING TO AFFECT 00:07:37 IRAN. IRAN IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN 00:07:39 IRAQ. HOW WILL IT AFFECT SYRIA. 00:07:41 WHAT IS IT GOING TO MEAN FOR THE GROWTH OF THESE OTHER 00:07:44 ISLAMIC TERRORIST GROUPS. AND SO WE'VE GOT TO COME TO 00:07:46 A RESOLUTION IN IRAQ THAT HELPS NEWS THE OVERALL WAR 00:07:50 OF 9 TERRORISTS AGAINST US AND NOT ONE IN WHICH WE 00:07:53 SIGNAL OUR RETREAT. THE THING THAT I FOUND MOST 00:07:55 DISTURB WAS GIVING OUT A SCHELE OF OUR RETREAT TO 00:07:58 OUR ENEMIES. I HAVE NEVER HEARD IN THE 00:08:00 HISTORY OF WAR WHERE AN ARMY IS REQUIRED TO GIVE UP A 00:08:03 PRINTED SCHEDULE OF RETREAT TO ENEMY FORCES. 00:08:06 DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. (APPLAUSE) 00:08:09 >> Dave: YEAH. >> Dave: WITH WILL BENEFIT 00:08:20 OF LOOKING BACK ON ALL OF THIS NOW, WAS THERE ANOTHER 00:08:23 STRATEGY THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN MORE EFFECTIVE THAN 00:08:26 GETTING INTO A IN IRAQ? WAS THERE ANYTHING ELSE -- 00:08:30 SOMETHING ELSE THAT COULD HAVE LESSENED THE ONGOING 00:08:32 THREAT TO THE CITIZENS OF THIS COUNTRY OTHER THAN 00:08:35 ATTACKING IRAQ. >> I THINK THERE WOULD HAVE 00:08:37 BEEN A BETTER STRATEGY AND I THINK THE ADMINISTRATION HAS 00:08:40 ADMITTED A LOT OF THIS, THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN A 00:08:42 BETTER STRATEGY OF HOW TOO IT WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN AS 00:08:45 MUCH EMPHASIS ON THE -- AFTER THE OVERTHROW OF 00:08:47 SADDAM HUSSEIN, AS MUCH EMPHASIS ON WHAT WAS GOING 00:08:50 TO HAPPEN THEN, ON THE REBUILDING OF SOCIETY, THE 00:08:53 EMPHASIS ON MAKING SURE PEOPLE HAD A STABLE LUZ -- 00:08:57 STABLE ENVIRONMENT IN WHICH TO LIVE. 00:08:58 WE KIND OF DIDN'T PLAN FOR THAT THE WAY WE SHOULD HAVE. 00:09:01 I WOULD HAVE USED -- I WOULD HAVE USED AN APPROACH THAT I 00:09:03 WAS FAMILIAR WITH IN NEW YORK. 00:09:05 THE COME STAT APPROACH, IRAQ STAT. 00:09:08 HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE WORKING, HOW MANY FACTORIES ARE OPEN, 00:09:11 HOW MANY CHILDREN ARE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL, AS WELL AS 00:09:14 REDUCING THE VIOLENCE. BECAUSE I THINK THAT 00:09:16 HAPPENED IN IRAQ IS WE DEPOSED SADDAM. 00:09:20 THE VAST MAJORITY OF PEOPLE IN IRAQ WERE DELIGHTED ABOUT 00:09:23 THAT. WE GOT RID OF A TERRIBLE 00:09:25 DICTATOR. BUT THEN AFTER A WHILE THEIR 00:09:27 LIVES WERE NO BETTER AN IN SOME CASES THEIR LIVES WERE 00:09:29 WORSE. SO WE HAD RESPONSIBILITY FOR 00:09:31 THAT. AND DON'T KNOW THAT WE 00:09:33 UNDERSTOOD THAT EARLY ENOUGH. 00:09:34 I THINK WE PICKED IT U NOW BUT I THINK FOR THE LONGEST 00:09:37 TIME WE DIDN'T PICK THAT UP. >> Dave: NOW AGAIN ANOTHER 00:09:39 RIDICULOUS HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION. 00:09:41 REGARDLESS OF THE PARTY IN POWER, REGARDLESS OF THE MAN 00:09:44 OR WOMAN IN THE OFFICE, WOULD WE HAVE BEEN AT WAR IN 00:09:47 IRAQ? EVERYTHING UP TO THAT 00:09:49 DECISION MAKING POINT IS THE SAME. 00:09:51 >> YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD TO SAY. 00:09:53 IT GOT THE VOTE OF A LOT OF DEMOCRATS WHO SUPPORTED IT 00:09:57 AND ACTUALLY WHEN SADDAM WAS OVERTHROWN, PRAISED THE 00:10:00 PRESIDENT FOR DOING IT. IT WAS THE POLICY OF THE 00:10:03 CLINTON ADMINISTRATION TO HAVE REGIME CHANGE IN IRAQ. 00:10:08 SO IN A WAY GEORGE BUSH CARRIED OUT WHAT BILL 00:10:11 CLINTON WANTED TO DO AND DIDN'T GET THE OPPORTUNITY 00:10:13 TO DO. SO WHO KNOWS. 00:10:16 WHO KNOWS. (APPLAUSE) 00:10:21 I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN IF A DIFFERENT 00:10:23 PRESIDENT WERE THERE. >> Dave: WE WILL BE RIGHT 00:10:25 BACK HERE WITH RUDOLPH GIULIANI. 00:11:26 (FEMALE ANNOUNCER) PRIMP. 00:11:28 COIF. GUSSY UP. 00:11:31 YOUR INSIDES WITH METAMUCIL. 00:11:37 IT'S 100% PSYLLIUM INFUSED TO DO MORE THAN JUST CLEANSE 00:11:39 YOUR BODY. MEMUCIL ACTUALLY HELPS LOWE, 00:11:46 MAKING YOUR HEART LOOK OOH-LA-LA. 00:11:49 METAMUCIL. BEAUTIFY YOUR INSIDE. 00:11:52 THIS SEASON'S BEAUTY SECRET? NEW BERRY BURST. 00:11:56 MEN'S ROGAINE FOAM. 00:11:58 THE FIRST AND ONLY FOAM... 00:12:00 THAT REGROWS HAIR. EASY TO USE, 00:12:01 DRIES QUICKLY, IT COULD BE THE FASTEST PART 00:12:04 OF YOUR ROUTINE. MEN'S ROGAINE FOAM. 00:12:09 USE IT OR LOSE IT. LOOK AT ALL THIS ROOM! 00:12:12 IT'S AN ENTERPRISE RENTAL... HEADING TOWARD 00:12:14 A WEEKEND ADVENTURE. AT 50% OFF. 00:12:17 WOW DAD, LOOK! THAT'S FRIDATO MONDAY. 00:12:18 50% OFF. MOST CARS. 00:12:20 MOST WEEKENDS. MOST NEIGHBORHOOD 00:12:22 LOCATION PICK ENTERPRISE. 00:12:24 WE'LL PICK YOU UP. >> Dave: NOW I WANT TO SAY 00:14:17 THANK YOU, PAUL, WHEN MAYOR GIULIANI WAS MAYOR OF NEW 00:14:21 YORK CITY WE WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ALLOWED T HAVE THE JET 00:14:24 RECLINER ON 53rd STREET. JUST TOO DANGEROUS. 00:14:28 (LAUGHTER) >> Dave: TELL ME ABOUT THIS, 00:14:32 MAYBE I HAVE THIS WRONG, THERE WAS A FUND-RAISING 00:14:34 EVENT, YOU AND JOHN McCAIN WERE RAISING FUNDS TOGETHER 00:14:36 S THAT WHAT IT WAS. >> WE WERE RAISING MONEY FOR 00:14:39 THE REPUBLICAN PARTY LAST WEEK. 00:14:40 AND I SPOKE EARLIER IN THE PROGRAM, HE SPOKE LATER. 00:14:43 AND YOU KNOW, WE HAD JUST BEEN TO THE DEBATE TOGETHER, 00:14:49 STANDING NEXT TO EACHTHER DURING THE DEBATE, KIDDING 00:14:51 AROUND, DURING OR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DEBATE I WOULD 00:14:54 MAKE A COMMENT TO HIM OR HE WOULD MAKE A COMMENT TO ME, 00:14:56 WHICH I CAN'T REPEAT. BUT I SAID, I KNEW HE WAS 00:14:59 COMING LATER. AND I EXPLAINED TO THE 00:15:01 PEOPLE HERE THAT HE IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, SOMEONE 00:15:03 I RESPECT. I SAID I GUESS IF I WASN'T 00:15:05 RUNNING I WOULD PROBABLY BE VOTING FOR HIM, I GUESS, 00:15:08 EXCEPT I FOUND A BETTER CANDIDATE. 00:15:10 (LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE) 00:15:18 >> THIS IS VERY SINCERE. JOHN IS A VERY GOOD FRIEND. 00:15:22 AND I HAVE ENORMOUS ADMIRATION FOR HIM FOR ALL 00:15:24 THE REASONS THAT WE ALL KNOW. 00:15:26 THE MAN IS A HERO. WHAT HAPPENED IN VIETNAM 00:15:28 MAKES HIM A HERO THAT ALONE. AND THEN WHAT HE HAS DONE 00:15:31 FOR US SIN THEN. HE IS A MAN I ADMIRE 00:15:35 TREMENDOUSLY. WHATEVER HAPPENS IN THE 00:15:36 CAMPAIGN HAPPENS BUT WE ARE GOING TO CONTINUE TO BE 00:15:38 FRIENDS. >> AND IS IT SHALL -- -- IT 00:15:40 SEEMS LIKE THINGS HAVE STARTED AWFULLY EARLY THIS 00:15:43 ELECTION S THAT ABOUT RIGHT? >> THEY HAVE AND THEY 00:15:45 HAVEN'T. THE PRIMARY IS LESS THAN A 00:15:47 YEAR AWAY I MEAN IT IS ALL GOING TO GET DECIDED ON 00:15:50 FEBRUARY 5TH OF NEXT YEAR. ALL THE BIG ONCE, WE HAVE 00:15:54 BEFORE THAT IS IOWA AN NEW HAMPSHIRE AND SOUTH CAROLINA 00:15:57 AND FLORIDA. SO THOSE ARE PRETTY 00:15:59 IMPORTANT PRIMARIES. THEY ARE THE ONES THAT USED 00:16:01 TO DETERMINE. BUT RIGHT AFTER THAT YOU 00:16:03 HAVE ALL THOSE FEBRUARY 5 PRIMARYS THAT INCLUDE NEW 00:16:05 YORK AND CALIFORNIA AND NEW JERSEY. 00:16:07 I THINK I WILL IL, I'M NOT SURE IF ILLINOIS IS PART OF 00:16:10 THAT. MICHIGAN. 00:16:11 A WHOLE GROUP. >> Dave: IS TOO EARLY FOR 00:16:13 PEOPLE TO START THINKING IN TERMS OF OTHER POSSIBLE 00:16:16 COMBINATIONS LIKE YOU AND McCAIN ON A TICKET. 00:16:19 >> SURE TOO, EARLY. >> Dave: IT IS TOO EARLY. 00:16:21 >> TOO EARLY. I LIKE THAT COMBINATION, I 00:16:23 HAVE FORGOTTEN WHICH ONE, THE RUDY MITT ROMNEY THING, 00:16:28 LIKE THE ORDER. RUDY McCAIN THAT WAS A GOOD 00:16:33 ORDER AS FAR AS I WAS CONCERNED NO, I THINK IT IS 00:16:37 TOO EARLY FOR THAT. >> Dave: WHAT ABOUT FORMER 00:16:39 PRESIDENT JIMMY CARTER TALKING ABOUT THE -- 00:16:41 SCRIBING THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION, DID HE 00:16:44 MISSPEAK, WAS IT TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT. 00:16:46 >> SURE HE DID. I'M SURE JIMMY CARTER WOULD 00:16:48 LIKE TO TAKE IT BACK. HE SORT OF SAID THAT TODAY. 00:16:50 THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT THING TO DO FOR AN EX PRESIDENT 00:16:53 TO DO TO A CURRENT PRESIDENT, WHEN THE COUNTRY IS IN WAR, 00:16:57 I THAT I IS DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN. 00:16:59 THE DETERMINATION OF THE KIND OF PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH 00:17:02 IS WILL BE ME BY HISTORY. 00:17:04 AND THEN THERE WILL BE BIG DECISIONS THAT HE MADE THAT 00:17:06 PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LOOK AT. HARRY TRUMAN WAS, YOU KNOW, 00:17:09 HAD SIGNIFICANT DIFFICULTIES AS GREAT OR MORE THAN GEORGE 00:17:12 BUSHES, BUT THEN IN RETROSPECT WHEN WE LOOK BACK 00:17:15 ON IT HE MADE THE BIG DECISIONS OF HIS PRESIDENCY 00:17:17 SO WELL THAT HE HAS BECOME ONE OF OUR GOOD TO GREAT 00:17:20 PRESIDENTS. >> Dave: AND WHAT DOES A 00:17:23 PERSON DO ON THE VERY FIRST DAY OF OFFICE? 00:17:26 YOU ARE SWORN IN, WHOEVER IS SWORN IN, WHATOES A PERSON 00:17:29 DO ON THAT FIRST DAY. >> WELL, WHEN I WENT TO CITY 00:17:33 HALING, YOU FIGURE OUT WHERE THE BATHROOM IS. 00:17:35 AND YOU TRY TO FIND WHERE IS THE CLOSET AND -- 00:17:40 >> BUT IN TERMS OF -- >> SERIOUSLY, DOW IT BEFORE 00:17:43 YOU GET INTO OFFICE. FIRST THING YOU DO IS YOU 00:17:45 SEE WHERE YOU ARE ON IRAQ AND THE WAR ON TERROR AND 00:17:48 MAKE SURE -- AND MAKE SURE THEY ARE DOING THE THINGS 00:17:51 YOU WANTS TO BE DOING. WE DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE 00:17:53 GOING TO BE ON IRAQ THENMENT YOU MAKE SURE THE COUNTRY IS 00:17:56 SECURE, YOU MAKE SURE IT IS SAFE. 00:17:58 YOU BEGIN FOCUS ON HOW WE CAN MAKE PROGRESS IN KEEPING 00:18:01 THE COUNTRY SAFE AGAINST TERRORISTS BY STAYING ON 00:18:03 OFFENSE. AND THEN I THINK YOU 00:18:05 IMMEDIATELY START TO REDUCE, GET CONTROL OF THE BUDGET. 00:18:08 I DID THAT WHEN I WAS THE MAYOR, I STARTED DOING IT 00:18:10 TWO DAYS AFTER I WAS ELECTED. 00:18:12 ON THIS CASE I WOULD START WORK ON HOW TO REDUCE 00:18:15 SPENDING, HOW TO GET IT UNDER CONTROL. 00:18:16 HOW TO LOOK AT WAYS TO STIMULATE THE ECONOMY. 00:18:18 IEAN THOSE ARE THE THINGS YOU TART WORKING ON RIGHT 00:18:21 AWAYMENT BUT THE MAJOR THING IS NATIONAL SECURITY. 00:18:23 >> Dave: SPEAK OF ECONOMY, WHY IS IT THAT WE'RE LOOKING 00:18:25 AT GASOLINE AT $3 A GALLON. >> I THINK THE SITUATION IN 00:18:30 THE MIDDLE EAST HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS. 00:18:32 THE FACT WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH REFINERIES HAS 00:18:34 SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT. THERE IS A BOTTLENECK THAT 00:18:36 OCCURS. EVEN IF WE WERE TO FIND MORE 00:18:38 OIL IT IS GOING TO BE HARD TO GET IT TO WHERE IT HAS TO 00:18:41 GO BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T BUILT A NEW REFINERY IN 20, 25 00:18:44 YEARS, 30 YEARS. IT'S BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T 00:18:47 PURSUED ENERGY INDEPENDENCE OR MAYBE BETTER WAY TO 00:18:50 DESCRIBE IT, ENERGY DIVERSITY. 00:18:52 WE HAVEN'T PURSUED ETHANOL THE WAY WE SHOULD. 00:18:55 WE HAVEN'T LICENSED A NEW NUCLEAR POWER PLANT IN 30 00:18:58 YEARS. FRANCE IS 80% NUCLEAR POWER. 00:19:00 WE HAVEN'T DONE A NEW UNION ONE IN 30 YEARS OR LICENSED 00:19:03 A NEW ONE. CHINA WILL BUILD 40 NUCLEAR 00:19:06 POWER PLANTS. WE HAVEN'T LICENSED ONE IN 00:19:08 30 YEARS. WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN CARBON 00:19:11 SEQUIS TRACE TO THE POINT WHERE WE CAN USE IT. 00:19:14 AND WE HAVEN'T TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF THE OIL THAT IS 00:19:17 MORE WITHIN OUR CONTROL EITHER IN THE UNITED STATES, 00:19:20 CANADA, OFFSHORE. SO I THINK ALL THOSE THINGS 00:19:23 PROBABLY COMBINE TO PUT US IN A SITUATION WHERE NOT 00:19:25 ONLY IS THE PRICE OF GASOLINE HIGH BUT MONEY HAS 00:19:27 TO GO TO OUR ENEMIES. WHICH IS NOW A MATTER OF 00:19:30 NATIONAL SECURITY IT USED TO ALWAYS BE A PROBLEM FOR OUR 00:19:33 ECONOMY GOING BACK TO JIMMY CARTER AN EVEN RICHARD NIXON 00:19:36 BUT NOW IT A PROBLEM OF NATIONAL SECURITY AND ONE OF 00:19:38 THE THINGS I WOULD COMMIT MYSELF TO DOING IS TO 00:19:41 ACHIEVE ENERGY DIVERSITY OR LET'S CALL IT AS MUCH ENERGY 00:19:44 INDEPENDENCE AS WE CAN. AND WE'VE GOT TO DO IT OVER 00:19:46 THE NEXT TEN YEARS LIKE WE PUT A MAN ON THE MOON. 00:19:49 >> Dave: NOTHING IS EASY, IS IT. 00:19:50 >> NO, THIS IS -- >> HONESTLY. 00:19:52 WHY WOULD I A PERSON WANT THIS GIG. 00:19:54 >> THIS IS A GREAT ENDEAVOUR. 00:19:55 ENERGY INDEPENDENCE IS A GREAT ENDEAVOUR IT CREATES 00:19:57 ANOTHER INDUSTRY FOR US. THAT WE CAN GO SELL TO CHINA 00:20:00 AND TO INDIA AND KIND OF REVERSE THE TRADE THAT WE -- 00:20:03 WE NEED NEW INDUSTRIES THAT WE CAN SELL TO THESE 00:20:06 EMERGING MARKETS. AND THIS WOULD BE A GREAT 00:20:07 ONE FOR US. >> Dave: BEFORE YOU FALL 00:20:09 ASLEEP EVERY NIGHT, DO YOU THINK TO YOURSELF IT'S GOING 00:20:12 TO BE ME AND HILARY, ME AND HILARY S THAT -- DO YOU 00:20:16 THINK THAT'S -- IS THAT WHAT IT WILL COME DOWN TO? 00:20:25 >> THAT IS NOT MY LAST THOUGHT BEFORE I GO TO 00:20:27 SLEEP. (LAUGHTER) 00:20:30 >> Dave: IT COULD BE -- >> IT COULD BE SENATOR 00:20:32 CLINTON, IT COULD BE SENATOR OBAMA OR EDWARDS OR WHO 00:20:35 KNOWS IT COULD BE FORMER VICE PRESIDENT GORE, WHO KNOWS. 00:20:38 >> IT'S ALL PRETTY INTERESTING, ISN'T IT. 00:20:40 >> IT, IT IS FASCINATING. IT IS A GREAT, GREAT HONOR 00:20:42 AND EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I PINCH MYSELF WHEN I WAKE UP 00:20:45 IN THE MORNING AND SAY I'M GETTING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT 00:20:48 OF THE UNITED STATES. I'M A KID FROM BROOKLYN, YOU 00:20:52 KNOW. >> Dave: GOOD FOUR. 00:20:53 GOOD LUCK. RUDOLPH GIULIANI 00:20:56 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE 00:20:58 JET RECLINER. 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(announcer) 00:24:07 SLOW GRILLED WILD SALMON, WITH CRISP GARDEN GREENS 00:24:11 SIMMERED IN A FRAGRANT REDUCTION. 00:24:14 INSPIRATION FOR FANCY FEAST ELEGANT MEDLEYS. 00:24:18 THE RESTAURANT INSPIRED FOOD FOR CATS. 00:24:22 DELIGHT HER WITH WILD SALMON FLORENTINE IN 00:24:25 A DELICATE SAUCE WITH GARDEN GREENS. 00:24:27 ONE OF MANY ARTFULLY PREPARED DISHES. 00:24:30 FANCY FEAST ELEGANT MEDLEYS, 00:24:32 IS IT LOVE, OR IS IT FANCY FEAST? 00:25:36 OH ! [ SFX: RIBBIT ] 00:25:39 [ SFX: POOF ] YOU'RE NO RICH PRINCE. 00:25:42 SORRY. RICH PRINCE REWARDS BEGIN WITH 00:25:43 TWO KISSES TO QUALIFY. ELIGIBLE... AHH ! 00:25:46 ADDITIONALLY, THE MAGIC SPELL RESERVES THE RIGHT... 00:25:47 TO LOCK OUT THE PRIMARY KISS GIR FROM ANY AND ALL 00:25:49 KISSES EXPIRE SIX SECONDS FROM DATE OF PUCKER. 00:25:52 ALL KISSES ARE NON-TRANSFERABLE AND... 00:25:53 IS THIS HOW YOUR CASH REWARDS CARD TREATS YOU ? 00:25:55 INTRODUCING NO HASSLE CASH REWARDS. 00:25:57 EARN CASH ON EVERY PURCHASE, EVERYWHERE. 00:25:58 PLUS A 25% ANNUAL BONUS. BUT YOU'RE JUST ONE KISS AWAY !! 00:26:03 WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET ? ( telephone rings ) 00:26:06 ( man sighs, knocking ) 00:26:20 NEW OSCAR MAYER DELI CREATIONS. 00:26:30 HOT SANDWICHES WITH FRESH-BAKED TASTE. 00:26:32 MAKE THE MOST OF LUNCH... WITH DELI CREATIONS. 00:27:41 >> BACK ON TO 54rd -- 53rd STREET WITH MIKE WEST, THE 00:27:46 MAN WHO INVENTED THE ROCKET POWERED JET POWERED RECLINER 00:27:51 CALL KD THE CRA-Z-BOY S WHAT WE ARE CALLING HIM. 00:27:55 ASK YOU HEAR ME. >> I CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE. 00:27:57 >> Dave: MIKE, HAVE YOU EVER SAID TO YOUR WIFE, HAVE A 00:27:59 SEAT, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. THE TEMPERATURE 68 , 00:28:02 RELATIVE HUMIDITY 46%, THE PRESSURE IS STEADY, WIND, 00:28:07 CA. VISILITY VIRTUALLY 00:28:09 UNLIMITED. ANY TIME ARE YOU READY, MIKE, 00:28:11 WHAT SHOULD WE WATCH FOR NOW. 00:28:13 >> JUST WATCH FOR LOTS OF FIRE. 00:28:14 >> Dave: OKAY, GOOD LUCK. GOD SPEED, MY FRIEND. 00:28:19 MIKE WEST, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A GREAT AMERICAN. 00:29:39 >> Dave: JUST UNBELIEVABLE. MIKE, YOU CAN HEAR ME? 00:29:43 YOU CAN HEAR ME. >> YEAH, I CAN HEAR YOU NOW. 00:29:45 >> Dave: FIRST OF ALL, MIKE, ARE YOU OKAY? 00:29:46 >> UP. >>ave: THAT WAS JUST 00:29:49 TREMENDOUS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, CONGRATULATIONS, MIKE 00:29:51 WEST, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WOW!. 00:29:54 WO. >> Dave: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 00:29:57 WITH THE JESUS AND MARY 00:33:12 (APPLAUSE) >> Paul: DAVID, DAVID WHAT 00:33:18 ARE YOU DOING. >> Dave: OH, I'M SORRY, JUST 00:33:20 FILLING OUT MY ORDER FORM FOR THE JET POWERED 00:33:23 LA-Z-BOY. >> Paul: I BET YOU ARE. 00:33:25 >> Dave: I THINK I WILL GO WITH TAN, TAN LEATHER. 00:33:27 AND I WOULD LIKE THAT SCOTCH GUARDED. 00:33:30 >> Paul: THAT'S WISE. >> Dave: THANK YOU. 00:33:32 YEAH, BECAUSE YOU ARE CONSTANTLY SPILLING JET FUEL 00:33:35 ON IT. OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE AN 00:33:38 ACCLAIMED BAND WHO RECENTLY REUNITED AFTER A NINE YEAR 00:33:41 HIATUS AND THEY ARE CURRENTLY ON TOUR, LADIES 00:33:43 AND GENTLEMEN EASE WELCOME BACK TO THE PROGRAM THE 00:33:45 JESUS & MARY CHAIN. (APPLAUSE)