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@Novemberromeo, Alexsey Reyes

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York Region Police
affils- Seven Network AU/ WXIA/

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Paramount Pictures

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Iredell-Statesville Schools

1:10 - 1:26
Police of the Slovak Republic

1:28 - 1:32
David Oppenheimer

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Mildura Martial Arts/ViralHog

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Seven Network Australia

1:46 - 2:04
Jason Breen

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NASA, ESA, CSA

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NASA/JPL-Caltech/LANL/CNES/IRAP

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Boeing News Now

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@ewayy_sergg2x

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WXIA/Atlanta Track Club

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Live Boston

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WFXT

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MSCH

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Crosscut Films (prefonted)

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@Carmagheddon

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Hangzhou Zoo/Weibo

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Sharon Covington / AMAZING ANIMALS+ /TMX

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4:11 - end
Detroit Red Wings

4:08 - 4:10
Barstool Sports

--LEAD IN--
WHAT BETTER WAY TO RING IN THE NEW YEAR
THAN TO WRING OUT A COLLECTION
OF THE YEAR'S ODDEST, WILDEST, AND QUIRKIEST VIRAL AND TRENDING VIDEOS
JEREMY ROTH HAS THE YEAR IN REVIEW IN <i>TAKE A LOOK AT 2023</i>

--REPORTER PKG-AS FOLLOWS--
ANOTHER YEAR, ANOTHER WRAP OF THE WEIRDEST, WILD, WACKY, WITTY AND WONDROUS STORIES
WIELDING THE WHO, WHAT, WHEN, WHERE AND WHY OF THE WORTHIEST WORLD WHATNOT
WORTH THE WAIT BUT LEAVING WATCHERS
WHIPPED, WARNED, WIGGED OUT, WORSE FOR WEAR, AND WALKING ON AIR!
LETS TAKE A LOOK AT 2023

A PODCAST BECAME A POD-CRASH
WHEN A PAIR OF HOUSTON SHOW HOSTS
(natpop- crash)
HAD THEIR SPOTLIGHT SUDDENLY STOLEN BY AN UNSCRIPTED CAR CRASH
(NATPOP) Holy Sh--
WELL PUT
LUCKILY, THE PAIR ESCAPED UNSCATHED, AND
WITH PLENTY TO TALK ABOUT ON THEIR NEXT SHOW!

SECURITY VIDEO FROM CANADA CAUGHT A PAIR OF THIEVES
TAKING A SHORT CUT IN A STOLEN CAR THRU A CLOSED MALL
IT WAS LIKE A SCENE FROM THE BLUES BROTHERS
BUT WITH SIGNIFICANTLY LESS SINGING AND DANCING
POLICE SAID THE SUSPECTS RIPPED OFF EVEN MORE STUFF INSIDE THE MALL
ARRESTS WERE LATER MADE IN CONNECTION WITH THE AFTER HOURS SHOPPING SPREE

A NORTH CAROLINA DRIVER LANDED IN HOT WATER
AFTER HEART-STOPPING DASHCAM VIDEO
SHOWED HIM NEARLY HITTING A PAIR OF SCHOOL BUS RIDERS
(Nats screaming)
THAT WAS THE BUS'S DRIVER UNDERSTANDABLY FREAKING OUT
THANKFULLY, THE KIDS WERE OK
AND POLICE ARRESTED THE DRIVER, WHO THEY SAID
ALREADY HAD A SUSPENDED LICENSE

SPEAKING OF UNFIT DRIVERS
SLOVAKIAN AUTHORITIES WERE DOGGONE DUMBFOUNDED
GOING VIRAL WITH A NOW LEGENDARY TRAFFIC CAM STILL OF
A DOG CAPTURED BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A SPEEDING CAR
THE DRIVER TOLD POLICE THE DOG HAD JUMPED IN HIS LAP AGAINST HIS WISHES
THE DOG TELL ANYONE ANYTHING HE'S A DOG

ANIMALS OUT OF THEIR ELEMENT CAN BE INTIMIDATING AND GIVE YOU PAWS

CASE IN POINT, VIRAL VIDEO FROM AUSTRALIA
SHOWED A MAN SQUARE UP AGAINST AN ABSOLUTELY JACKED KANGAROO
I'm gonna punch your (bleep)in' head in
THE RIPPED ROO HAD THE MAN'S DOG IN ITS CLUTCHES
BUT DIDN'T KNOW THIS GUY WAS A MARTIAL ARTS EXPERT
WHO WASN'T AFRAID TO DOLE OUT UPPERCUTS DOWN UNDER

THIS AUSTRALIAN WINDSURFER WAS LEFT WITH A WHALE OF A TALE TO TELL
AFTER HE GOT NAILED BY A BREACHING BEHEMOTH!
THE MAN WAS PULLED UNDERWATER BY HIS SAFETY STRAP
BUT LUCKILY IT SNAPPED, ALLOWING HIM TO RESURFACE STUNNED
BUT NO WORSE FOR WEAR
Just got hit by a whale!

THERE WAS NO SHORTAGE OF SURREAL SCIENCE STORIES TO SHARE THIS YEAR
LIKE THIS WEIRD QUESTION MARK SPOTTED IN SPACE
SPOILER ALERT IT'S LIKELY JUST AN ODDLY SHAPED GALAXY

AND THIS DOUGHNUT SHAPED ROCK FOUND ON MARS
SPOILER ALERTIT'S JUST A ROCKTHAT LOOKS LIKE A DOUGHNUT

BUT WHEN THE BRANIACS OF AIR AND SPACE AREN'T SOLVING INTERGALACTIC MYSTERIES
THEY'RE APPARENTLY DESIGNING CUTTING-EDGE PAPER PLANES
TO BREAK A WORLD DISTANCE RECORD!
THAT'S WHAT A PAIR OF YOUNG BOEING ENGINEERS DID ALONG WITH A FRIEND
FLINGING THEIR PRECISELY-PACKED PAPER PROJECTILE A STAGGERING 290 FEET
AND INTO THE RECORD BOOKS!

THERE WERE SOME WHOOPSIE DAISIES

LIKE A CATTLE CAR OF COWS THAT INEXPLICABLY STARTED
DROPPING ONE BY ONE ONTO A BUSY NORTH CAROLINA ROAD
THE HEFFERS WERE OK, BUT DID FORCE DRIVERS
TO MOOOOOVE OVER IN A HIGH-STEAKS GAME OF CHICKEN

OR LIKE A MARATHON RUNNER IN ATLANTA LEFT KICKING HERSELF
AFTER MAKING A WRONG TURN IN THE HOME STRETCH OF A RACE SHE WAS LEADING
FIFTY FEET FROM THE FINISH LINE
SHE STILL FINISHED THIRD, BUT THE MISTAKE COST HER THOUSANDS IN WINNINGS
OOF

OR A BOSTON COP WENT VIRAL AFTER TAKING A TUMBLE
DOWN A CITY PARK SLIDE AND TUMBLE MAY BE UNDERSELLING IT
THE OFFICER RECIEVED MINOR INJUIES AND THE WILD RIDE
DREW ENOUGH ATTENTION, EVEN THE MAYOR'S OFFICE
VOWED TO LOOK INTO THE SAFETY OF THE SLIDE
BUT, BY THEN, SOCIAL MEDIA HAD ALREADY DONE WHAT IT DOES

THERE WAS ALSO FAR TOO MUCH OF THE WEIRD AND WILD
LIKE TEENY TINY DESIGNER HANDBAGS
DANCING DINOS BY THE THOUSANDS
ULTRA-LOW LOWRIDERS RIDIN' REALLY LOW
MARIJUANA-LACED HIGH TIDES
DUELING FAT BEARS
DEFINITELY NOT A FAKE BEAR, WE SWEAR
FLIGHTLESS EAGLES FATHERING ROCKS
SLOTH-BOMBED ROCKET LAUNCHES
GARGANTUAN GOLDEN RETRIEVER GET TOGETHERS
AND SO FORTH

BUT MY FAVORITE FEEL GOOD STORY O' THE YEAR HAD TO BE
GEORGE OF THE JUMBOTRON
A 4-YEAR OLD HOCKEY SPECTATOR BECAME A LEGEND IN AN INSTANT
WHEN A JUMBOTRON OPERATOR KEPT ZEROING IN ON HIM
AT HIS FIRST-EVER DETROIT REDWINGS MATCH
AND THE CROWD COULDN'T GET ENOUGH
DELIVERING EVER-GROWING CHEERS FOR LITTLE GEORGE
BUT JEERS FOR ANYONE ELSE
IT WAS WIN-WIN
A TEAM GOT ITSELF AN ADORABLE NEW MASCOT
AND A KID WAS CROWNED A KING

FOR TAKE A LOOK AT 2023
I'M JEREMY ROTH
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--KEYWORD TAGS--
SOCIAL MEDIA TRENDING VIRAL VIDEO CAUGHT ON CAMERA YEAR END YEARENDER REVIEW WRAP 2023 FEATURE WEEKEND HOLIDAYS COOL FUN FUNNY CUTE CRAZY WEIRD KICKER TALAT TAKE A LOOK AT THIS JEREMY ROTH

--MUSIC INFO---

Auld Lang Syne - David Steinberg (Arr) - Abaco Music Library

Happy Place - Trevor Edwin Masterson - Made Up Music

Mambo Mischief - Michael Sims- Sonic Quiver

Guava Grease -Eric Tobias Wincorn - Jingle Punks

Fitzroy Fizz - Paul Reeves (Gb 2) - West One Music

Friday Looks Good To Me - Foxy Basey - Jingle Punks