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A GIANT TEDDY BEAR MAKES A DRUG BUST
AND A DINOSAUR-LIKE REPTILE IS FOUND 5,000 MILES FROM ITS HOME
COMING UP IN TODAY'S <i>TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!</i>

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POLICE USED AN UNORTHODOX COSTUME
AND A FORM OF VALENTINE'S FLATTERY
TO PULL OFF AN ELABORATE DRUG BUST
AND THE WHOLE THING WAS CAUGHT ON CAMERA!
JEREMY ROTH HAS TODAY'S <i>TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!</i>

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THE SCENE OF A SUSPECTED DRUG BUST IN PERU COULD BE DESCRIBED AS GRIZZLY
BUT ONLY BECAUSE THERE WAS A GIANT BEAR INVOLVED A TEDDY BEAR, ACTUALLY
POLICE DRESSED AN OFFICER IN THE GOOFY COSTUME ON THE EVE OF VALENTINE'S DAY
AND ARMED HIM WITH BALLOONS AND GIFTS
IN ORDER TO COAX A FEMALE DRUG SUSPECT FROM HER HOME
THE TEDDY BEAR TACTIC WORKED AND AS THE FLATTERED FEMALE EMERGED
THE SQUAD MOVED IN AND MADE A PAIR OF ARRESTS
AND SEIZED A REPORTED LARGE CACHE OF ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES
PERU'S NATIONAL POLICE FORCE ARE FAST BECOMING KNOWN FOR THEIR ODDBALL BUSTS
LAST YEAR THEY DRESSED A COP AS SANTA CLAUS TO MAKE A CHRISTMASTIME COLLAR
BUT THIS LATEST BUST BY THE FUZZ - SEE WHAT I DID THERE
PROVE THE OLD SAYING SOMETIMES, LOVE HURTS

A LABOR OF LOVE UNFOLDED IN A MUDDY CALIFORNIA FIELD
AS FIREFIGHTERS WORKED TO FREE A COW TRAPPED BY A MINOR MUDSLIDE
THE POOR THING WAS STUCK IN THE MUCK UP TO ITS NECK, IMMOBILIZED FOR ALMOST A DAY
BUT AFTER HOURS OF DIGGING, PRODDING AND PRYING
IT WAS FINALLY FREED AND ACCORDING TO RESCUERS, WAS
NO PUN INTENDED UTTERLY EXHAUSTED
ALRIGHT, PUN <i>A LITTLE </i>INTENDED

FINALLY, PLUCKED FROM THE MUCK IN THE UK
WAS THIS FREAKIEST OF REPTILIAN FINDS
A DINOSAUR-LIKE ALLIGATOR SNAPPING TURTLE
WHICH EXPERTS SAY WAS FOUND WAY OUT OF ITS ELEMENT
IT WAS SPOTTED IN AN ENGLISH POND BY A DOG WALKER
AND WAS LATER SCOOPED UP BY AUTHORITIES
WHO SAY IT WAS FOUND A GOOD 5,000 MILES FROM ITS NATIVE HABITIAT
IN THE SOUTHEASTERN UNITED STATES
IF THAT'S NOT WEIRD ENOUGH, THE ARMORED TURTLE
WHICH IS CAPABLE OF BITING THROUGH BONE, MIND YOU
WAS NICKNAMED FLUFFY BY OFFICIALS

FOR TALAT - I'M JEREMY ROTH

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SOCIAL MEDIA TRENDING VIRAL VIDEO CAUGHT ON CAMERA POLICE CRIME DRUGS PERU COSTUME VALENTINE ANIMALS COW TURTLE RESCUE COOL FUN FUNNY CUTE CRAZY WEIRD KICKER FEATURE

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