Summary

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A WOMAN'S JOYRIDE IN A STOLEN POLICE CAR ENDS IN A GNARLY CRASH
AND GET RWEADY FOR SOME WHIP-FAST WIENER DOGS!
COMING UP IN TODAY'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!

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THE ONLY THING MORE UNBELIEVEABLE THAN WHAT ONE MICHIGAN WOMAN DID IN A STOLEN POLICE SUV
IS THE REASON SHE GAVE FOR DOING IT!
JEREMY ROTH EXPLAINS IN TODAY'S TAKE A LOOK AT THIS!

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A WOMAN IS IN CUSTODY AFTER TAKING A WILD JOYRIDE IN A STOLEN POLICE CRUISER
IT HAPPENED ON JULY 5 NEAR DETROIT, MICHIGAN
A FERNDALE POLICE OFFICER PARKED HIS SUV WHILE RESPONDING TO A CALL
THAT'S WHEN THE 24-YEAR-OLD WOMAN JUMPED INTO THE VEHICLE AND TOOK OFF
SHE LED POLICE ON A CHASE TOPPING 100 MPH -- EVEN HEADING THE WRONG WAY INTO TRAFFIC
IT ENDED WHEN SHE CRASHED INTO ANOTHER SUV
(NATS- BOOM)
NO ONE WAS SERIOUSLY INJURED
ACCORDING TO POLICE, THE WOMAN SAID SHE JUST WANTED TO HAVE SOME FUN

SPEAKING OF BIZARRE VEHICULAR HIJINKS
A PRICKLY SCENE UNFOLDED IN TUCSON, ARIZONA WHEN A DRIVER CRASHED INTO A CACTUS
CAUSING IT TO GO RIGHT THROUGH HIS WINDSHIELD
THE DRIVER SUSTAINED ONLY MINOR INJURIES, BUT WAS TAKEN INTO CUSTODY AFTER SHOWING SIGNS OF IMPAIRMENT

HOT DIGGITY DACHSHUND! LOOK AT THOSE WIENER DOGS GO!
THESE SPEEDY, SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA DACHSHUNDS ARE TRAINING FOR A CHANCE AT GLORY
THE 24TH RUNNING OF THE WIENERSCHNITZEL WIENER NATIONALS IS COMING UP!
You can't ever predict what's gonna happen with a wiener dog!
UP TO 100 WHIP-FAST WINNERS -- I MEAN, WIENERS --- WILL COMPETE IN TEN 50-YARD TRIAL HEATS
THOSE WEINERS -- I MEAN, WINNERS -- WILL THEN ADVANCE TO THE CHAMPIONSHIP RUN
BUT UNTIL THEN, PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT -- EVEN IF THEY ARE DOG-TIRED

FOR TALAT - I'M JEREMY ROTH
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