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WHITE HOUSE BRIEFING H/O
23:43:36:19 HEAD ON CAMERA//White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs gives daily WH briefing// 23:43:47 ZI White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs at podium / SOTS------------------------------------ ...
OPERATION IRAQI FREEDOM: USS Donald Cook Launches First Missiles of War *** First launch of War ***
USS DONALD COOK LAUNCHES TOMAHAWK MISSILES *** First launch of War *** 23:08:42 TOMAHAWK MISSILE BEING FIRED... 23:08:58 REPLAY.RE-FEEED. TOMOHAWK.. 23:09:27 REFEED MISSILE. 23:09:51 REFEED TOMOHAWK BEING FIRED. 23:11:27 REFEED.MISSILES. Three USS DONALD COOK (DDG 75) based Tomahawk Land Attack Missiles (TLAM) sprint through the Thursday morning sky towards Iraq, March 20, 2003. The ship's TLAMs are among the first to be fired in the liberation of Iraq. COOK is an Arleigh Burke class destroyer operating in the Red Sea in support of Operation Enduring Freedom. DOD photo by Chief Petty Officer Alan J. Baribeau, U.S. Navy. (Released) 23:43:47 TOMAHAWK.USS Donald Cook Launches Tomahawk Missiles to Start the War on Iraq
CHINA: INTERNATIONAL CLEFT LIP & PALATE SYMPOSIUM
TAPE_NUMBER: EF00/0250 IN_TIME: 23:43:47 LENGTH: 01:13 SOURCES: All APTN except shots 00 44 - 00 54 = VNR RESTRICTIONS: No access Internet FEED: VARIOUS (THE ABOVE TIME-CODE IS TIME-OF-DAY) SCRIPT: Voice and effects VOICED BY VERA FRANKL Former U-S President George Bush teamed up with U-S computer software (b) billionaire Charles Wang to launch the first international cleft lip and palate symposium in Beijing on Thursday. The Smile Train, an international charity, announced a gift of 20 (m) million U-S dollars to help fund joint China-US initiatives to help the 2 (m) million children in China disfigured by cleft lips and palates. The funding is intended to help train doctors, provide free surgery for children and support research into a cure for the birth defect, which is relatively common in developing countries like China. 00 02 George Bush said the Smile Train's twenty million dollars would bring together U-S and Chinese expertise in treating its children with cleft lips and palates. 00 11 SOUNDBITE: (English) "Just think of it... Two large powers working together, shoulder to shoulder, learning from each other and giving desperate children, not just a new smile, but a new life." SUPERCAPTION: George Bush, Former U-S president 00 26 The former president was in Beijing, along with hundreds of doctors, and speech therapists for the first international training symposium sponsored by the Smile Train. 00 34 It's already provided free surgery to two thousand children in China since its founding last year and plans to help another four thousand this year. 00 44 About one in every five hundred and fifty children in China is born with a cleft lip or palate. The defect can be remedied in most cases by simple surgery, but many families in China can't afford it. 00 58 But the Smile Train and China hope that many more children will be helped in the future once doctors are trained under this new deal to carry out the procedure. FX: applause 01 13 SHOTLIST: XFA Beijing, China 2 March, 2000 and File 1999 APTN - 2 March, 2000 Beijing 00 00 George Bush walking into room past sign reading \"The Smile Train\" 00 04 Wide shot of all VIPs taking their seats at head table 00 08 Wide shot of room with VIPs and applause 00 11 SOUNDBITE: (English) George Bush, Former U-S president 00 25 Video presentation with audience seated in foreground 00 30 Montage showing surgery underway in a Chinese hospital, close-up face of Chinese child with cleft before and after surgery, President of The Smile Train Baxter Urist visiting Chinese hospital, child drinking soft drink VNR File - 1999 taken in Chinese hospital (location unknown) 00 44 Child lying on table in operating room in Chinese hospital being prepared for surgery 00 47 Zoom in to face of child being prepared for surgery 00 54 Close up of machine which displays vital signs APTN - 2 March, 2000 Beijing 00 58 Baxter Urist, president of the Smile Train, signing agreement 01 03 Chinese vice minister of health Wang Longde signing 01 06 Two men shake hands and pullout to applause. ends 01 13 Keyword-health?
US Murders - Green River killer admits 48 murders, worst US serial killer
TAPE: EF03/0992 IN_TIME: 23:43:47 DURATION: 2:30 SOURCES: ABC RESTRICTIONS: DATELINE: Seattle, 5 Nov 2003 SHOTLIST: 1. Ridgeway walks in to courtroom 2. Wide of victim family members seated in courtroom 3. UPSOUND (English) Mid shot of Ridgeway as prosecuting attorney asks: "Do you understand you are charged now with 48 counts of aggravated first degree murder?", Ridgeway answers "yes" 4. Medium shot judge 5. UPSOUND (English) Mid shot of Ridgeway as prosecuting attorney reads: "In most cases when I murdered these women I did not know their names. Most of the time, I killed them the first time I met them, and I do not have a good memory for their faces. I killed so many women I have a hard time keeping them straight. Is that true?", Ridgeway answers: "Yes it is." 6. UPSOUND (English) Mid shot of Ridgeway as prosecuting attorney reads: "I wanted to kill as many women I thought were prostitutes as I possibly could, is that true?", Ridgeway answers: "yes." 7. Lawyers and Ridgeway 8. UPSOUND (English) Judge asking Ridgeway: "Mr. Ridgeway how do you plead to the charge of aggravated murder?", Ridgeway responds: "Guilty." 9. Close-up of Ridgeway responding guilty to another murder charge 10. Wide of courtroom from behind Ridgeway and his attorneys 11. Wide shot press conference given by Sheriff and Prosecutor 12. SOUNDBITE (English) Norm Maleng, King County Prosecutor: "Our Green River nightmare is over, and we have seen the face of justice and it brings truth for our community and the families of the victims." 13. Close-up victim's mother with her daughter's picture pinned to her shirt 14. SOUNDBITE (English) No name given, Victim's mother: "Very upsetting, my husband and I waited 21 years for this day, but it's going to be fine now." 15. Mid shot of Ridgeway walking out of the courtroom STORYLINE: Gary Ridgway, the former truck painter long suspected of being a serial murderer known as the Green River Killer, pleaded guilty on Wednesday to 48 murders - more than any other serial killer in US history. "I killed so many women I have a hard time keeping them straight," he said in a confession read aloud in court. Ridgway, 54, uttered the word "guilty" 48 times in a plea bargain that will spare him from execution for those killings and result in a sentence of life in prison without parole. "I wanted to kill as many women as I thought were prostitutes as I possibly could," he said in the statement. Some victims' relatives wept quietly in the courtroom as Ridgway, in a clear but subdued voice, admitted killing each woman. In the statement Ridgeway also said: "In most cases, when I killed these women, I did not know their names. Most of the time I killed them the first time I met them, and I do not have a good memory of their faces." Defence lawyers said Ridgway was sorry and will express that to the families at sentencing. Other serial killers have bragged of murdering dozens of victims, but Ridgway's plea agreement, signed June 13, puts more murders on his record than any other serial killer in US history. No deal was cut, however, that might spare him from death penalties in other jurisdictions. Ridgway has not been charged elsewhere, but admitted dumping victims outside the county and in Oregon. Since signing off on the deal, Ridgway has worked with investigators to recover still-missing remains of some victims in one of the most baffling and chilling serial killer cases the nation has ever seen. The Green River Killer's murderous frenzy began in 1982, targeting women in the Seattle area, mainly runaways and prostitutes. The first victims turned up in the Green River, giving the killer his name. Other bodies were found near ravines, airports and freeways. The killing seemed to stop as suddenly as it started, with prosecutors believing the last victim had disappeared in 1984. But one of the killings Ridgway admitted to occurred in 1990 and another in 1998. Ridgway, of the Seattle suburb of Auburn, was arrested in 2001 as he left his longtime job as a painter at a truck company. Prosecutors said advances in DNA technology had allowed them to match a saliva sample taken from Ridgway in 1987 with DNA samples taken from the bodies of three of the earliest victims. In many cases, the killer had sex with his victim and then strangled her. Ridgway had been a suspect as early as 1984, when the boyfriend of victim Marie Malvar reported that he last saw her getting into a pickup truck identified as Ridgway's. But Ridgway told police he didn't know Malvar, and investigators cleared him as a suspect. Later that year, Ridgway contacted the King County sheriff's Green River task force - ostensibly to offer information about the case - and passed a polygraph test. He is scheduled to be sentenced within six months to 48 consecutive life prison sentences without parole.
US Security - Senior officials comment on homeland security, terror alert
TAPE: EF03/0141 IN_TIME: 23:43:47 DURATION: 2:57 SOURCES: APTN RESTRICTIONS: DATELINE: Washington DC, 14 Feb 2003 SHOTLIST: 1. US Secretary of Homeland Security Tom Ridge walking to podium 2. Reporters 3. SOUNDBITE (English) Tom Ridge, US Secretary of Homeland Security: "We have not recieved any additional intelligence that would lead us to either raise or lower the threat level at this time. We assess all the available information several times a day. But I would like to remind everyone again, that the information we have to work with more often than not is very vague." 4. Reporters 5. SOUNDBITE (English) Tom Ridge, US Secretary of Homeland Security: "Now and in the weeks and months ahead we should get as informed as we possibly can about the kinds of terrorist attacks that can require the use of that communication plan, the use of that supply kit, just get better informed generally." 6. Cameramen 7. SOUNDBITE (English) Tom Ridge, US Secretary of Homeland Security: "We do not want individuals or families to start sealing their doors or their windows." 8. Wide shot of media conference 9. SOUNDBITE (English) Tom Ridge, US Secretary of Homeland Security: "What they should do now if they have secured their supply kit is they ought to go pick the kids up at school because it's Friday and they ought to go to soccer games and go to work because they have done all we want them to do now." 10. Wide of Ridge at podium 11. Wide shot of Senator Daschle at podium in US Capitol building 12. SOUNDBITE (English) Senator Tom Daschle (Democrat), Senate Minority Leader: "The reason this administration is short-changing homeland security is not nearly as much of a problem of money as it is a problem of values and priorities. It is shameful that the heroes who rushed to defend the Pentagon and the World Trade Centre on September 11 have to come to Washington over and over, hat-in-hand, and beg this administration for resources they need to do their job. This isn't a Republican issue or a Democratic issue - this is an emergency." 13. Mid shot of audience, pan to Representative Nancy Pelosi at podium 14. SOUNDBITE (English) Representative Nancy Pelosi (Democrat), California: "It is indefensible that the administration has not made funding for our first responders the top priority." 15. Mid shot of firefighters 18. SOUNDBITE (English) Senator Tom Daschle (Democrat), Senate Minority Leader: "And as it is, it's important that we listen carefully to the recommendations made by the inspectors. No one has suggested that they be pulled out so it seems to me that it's critical that we continue to allow them to do their job. I hope that will be the position of this country." 19. Mid of shot of photographer STORYLINE: Homeland Security Secretary Tom Ridge sought to calm frayed nerves in America on Friday, saying there was no need to panic over the prospect of fresh terrorist attacks. Speaking at the headquarters of the new Department of Homeland Security, Ridge said that preparations for a possible attack were understandable, but people do not need to start sealing the doors or windows. He said there was no plan to either raise or lower the current government assessment of the current terrorist threat level. A week after increasing the nation's terrorist alert status from yellow to "high risk" orange, President George W. Bush said the decision was a "stark reminder of the era that we're in, that we're at war and the war goes on." Democratic congressional leaders on Friday called on the Bush administration to provide more money to so-called "first responders" - those immediately dispatched to assist people in jeopardy when catastrophic events strike. Senate Minority Leader Tom Daschle charged the administration with short-changing homeland security through lack of funding and said that first responders should be America's top priority. Daschle asked President Bush to free up federal money that would allow local communities to hire more firefighters and train them to respond to chemical or biological attacks. Daschle and Representative Nancy Pelosi sent the president a letter asking him to send Congress a plan to deal with what they see as homeland security shortcomings.
CLINTON APEC SUMMIT
UNITED STATES PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON AT ASIAN PACIFIC ECONOMIC COOPERATION (APEC) SUMMIT. 22:52:12 ABC TV SLATE. 22:53:35 PANAMSAT NAPA SLATE. 23:01:27 US TV POOL SLATE / BREAK UP. 23:02:43 MWS SOUTH KOREAN PRESIDENT KIM DAE - JUNG STANDING IN LOBBY W/ PRESS IN BG. 23:02:49 PAN ACROSS MAN OPENING DOUBLE DOORS. 23:02:56 MWS MEN ENTERING THROUGH DOUBLE DOORS. 23:02:59 MWS PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON ENTERING THROUGH DOORS. 23:03:03 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG HAND SHAKE AND SMILE. 23:03:12 DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON PHOTO - OP W/ BACKS TO CAMERA. 23:03:14 DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON PHOTO OP FACING CAMERA. 23:03:24 CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG WALKING AWAY. 23:03:27 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:03:36 MWS CLINTON SITTING AT DESK SIGNING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG STANDING NEXT TO HIM. 23:03:55 MCU CLINTON LOOKING DOWN. 23:04:00 PAN DOWN CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:04:07 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:04:14 MWS DAE - JUNG STANDING NEXT TO CLINTON AS CLINTON FINISHES SIGNING BOOK. 23:04:29 WS ROOM W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG AND PEOPLE STANDING IN FG. 23:04:48 PUSH IN MS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SMILING. 23:04:51 MS CLINTON GETTING OUT OF SEAT AND WALKING AWAY. 23:04:55 WS GROUP WALKING TOWARD RED CARPET LINED STAIRS. 23:05:02 PHOTO OP DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON IN FRONT OF STAIRS. 23:05:31 PHOTO OP DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SHAKING HANDS. 23:05:39 MWS PRESIDENTS WALKING OUT OF ROOM. 23:05:51 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG TALKING IN MEETING ROOM W/ TRANSLATORS SITTING IN BG. 23:06:08 WS LEADERS TALKING W/ AMERICAN AND KOREAN FLAG IN BG. 23:06:12 MCU CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:06:17 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:06:31 PAN ACROSS TO CLINTON. 23:06:37 PULL OUT MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:06:45 WS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ OTHER OFFICIALS SITTING ON OPPOSITE SIDE OF ROOM. 23:06:56 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:07:06 MCU CLINTON LOOKING TOWARD DAE - JUNG. 23:07:08 PULL OUT MWS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 23:07:32 WS ROOM W/ PRESIDENTS IN BG AND AMERICAN OFFICIALS ON RIGHT OF SCREEN. 23:07:39 MCU CLINTON. 23:07:54 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:08:08 PRESS. 23:08:18 MCU CLINTON. 23:08:30 BLANK 23:08:57 DAE - JUNG. 23:09:00 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:09:28 WS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN ROOM. CLINTON STANDING BEHIND DESK TO SIGN BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:09:35 MWS CLINTON SITTING TO SIGN BOOK AND DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:09:37 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:09:43 WS CLINTON, DAE - JUNG AND OFFICIALS IN ROOM TALKING. 23:09:46 MS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:09:54 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATORS SITTING IN BG. 23:09:55 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:09:59 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS TAKING NOTES. 23:10:05 MS DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:10:11 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:10:14 MS CLINTON LOOKING OVER AT DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:10:22 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:10:27 WS ROOM W/ CLINTON, DAE - JUNG AND KOREAN AND AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:10:33 MWS LEADERS TALKING W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:10:39 MS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:10:46 MWS SAME AS BEFORE. 23:10:54 PUSH IN DAE - JUNG. 23:10:58 MS CLINTON SPEAKING W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:11:04 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG NODDING HIS HEAD. 23:11:09 MWS LEADERS W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:11:15 WS ROOM. 23:11:17 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:11:52 MS BOARD W/ KOREAN WRITING. 23:11:58 MS DAE - JUNG. 23:12:02 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:12:05 MWS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:12:11 MWS KOREA OFFICIALS. 23:12:16 PAN ACROSS TO DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 23:12:21 MS CLINTON AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:12:25 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:12:37 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:12:43 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:12:51 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG. 23:13:00 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:13:05 BACK TO DAE - JUNG. 23:13:17 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:13:21 WS OFFICIALS AND CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:13:24 PAN ACROSS TO KOREAN OFFICIALS AND CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:13:31 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:13:37 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:13:41 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:13:55 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:14:03 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:14:12 MS CLINTON W/ CHIN RESTING ON HAND AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:14:19 LS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:14:24 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:14:32 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:14:40 MS CLINTON AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:14:44 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG. 23:14:51 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:14:58 CUTAWAYS TO AMERICAN AND KOREAN OFFICIALS. 23:15:04 BLANK / REWINDS / FREEZE FRAME. 23:15:33 EXT WS PALACE. 23:15:40 MS KOREAN AND AMERICAN FLAG SIDE BY SIDE. 23:16:01 WS SOLDIERS LINING DRIVE WAY W/ TO PALACE IN BG. 23:16:20 SLATE. 23:16:24 MWS SOLDIERS LINING PALACE W/ PRESIDENTIAL CAR IN BG. 23:16:34 MS SOLDIER W/ PRESIDENTIAL CAR PULLING UP IN BG. 23:16:40 MS SOLDIER W/ VIEW OF PRESIDENT CLINTON SITTING IN CAR IN BG. 23:16:49 MS SOLDIER HOLDING DOOR OPEN. 23:16:52 MS CLINTON STEPPING OUT OF PRESIDENTIAL LIMOUSINE. 23:16:55 MS CLINTON WALKING INTO BUILDING. 23:16:59 INT ROOM. MWS CLINTON SITTING AT DESK SINGING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:17:05 CUTAWAY PRESS. 23:17:23 INT MEETING ROOM. WS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG W/ OFFICIALS ON EITHER SIDE OF THEM. 23:17:26 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:17:31 BLANK / REWINDS / BAR. 23:17:46 IN LOBBY. MS DAE - JUNG WALKING TO MEET CLINTON W/ PRESS IN BG. 23:17:51 MS CLINTON GETTING OUT OF LIMO AND WALKING W/ MAN IN FG. 23:17:57 MS PROFILE VIEW OF CLINTON WALKING INTO PALACE. 23:18:02 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG GREET W/ HANDSHAKE AND SMILE. 23:18:11 PHOTO OPS. 23:18:23 MS CLINTON SITTING AT DESK SIGNING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:18:26 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:18:34 MCU HAND SIGNING BOOK. 23:18:36 SAME SHOT AS BEFORE. 23:18:43 MWS DAE - JUNG STANDING NEXT TO CLINTON AS HE SIGNS BOOK. 23:18:46 MS DAE - JUNG. 23:18:51 MS DAE - JUNG LEANING FORWARD AND POINTING AT BOOK AS CLINTON SMILES. 23:18:57 MWS CLINTON STANDS AND PRESIDENTS WALK AWAY. 23:19:08 PHOTO OP CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ RED CARPET STAIRCASE IN BG. 23:19:41 PHOTO OP CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG HAND SHAKE. 23:19:49 MS MEN WALKING AWAY. 23:19:50 INT MEETING ROOM. MWS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SITTING W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:19:53 MS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:20:00 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:20:15 VS ROOM, OFFICIALS. 23:20:19 MS DAE - JUNG. 23:20:29 MORE OF SOME IN MEETING ROOM AS BEFORE. 23:21:35 OVER SHOULDER SHOT OF CLINTON NOTE IN BOOK. 23:21:44 CU CLINTON SIGNATURE IN BOOK. 23:21:56 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:22:16 MS DAE - JUNG AND MEN IN BG. 23:22:23 MS DAE - JUNG WALKING W/ PRESS IN BG. 23:22:33 CLINTON ENTERING PALACE FROM DIFFERENT ANGLE. 23:22:47 MCU HAND SHAKE BETWEEN DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 23:22:51 PHOTO OP W/ BACK TO CAMERA. 23:23:05 MWS CLINTON WALKING OVER TO TABLE W/ BOOK FROM DIFFERENT ANGLE W/ DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:23:13 MCU HAND HOLDING PEN OVER BOOK. 23:23:18 MS CLINTON SITTING DOWN. 23:23:21 MS CLINTON SINGING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG STANDING IN BG. 23:23:27 MCU HAND SIGNING BOOK. 23:23:30 MS SAME AS BEFORE. 23:23:44 MCU DAE -JUNG. 23:23:47 MCU PROFILE CLINTON. 23:23:48 PAN DOWN HAND SIGNING BOOK. 23:23:56 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG SAME AS BEFORE. 23:24:04 MCU DAE - JUNG. 23:24:08 MWS SAME AS BEFORE. 23:24:13 MCU PROFILE CLINTON. 23:24:17 MS DAE - JUNG POINTING AT BOOK W/ CLINTON LOOKING UP AT HIM. 23:24:28 MWS MEN SMILING AND CLINTON STANDING. 23:24:32 PRESS. 23:24:36 INT MEETING ROOM. VS SAME AS BEFORE OF CLINTON, DAE - JUNG AND OFFICIALS. 23:25:27 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:25:56 MCU CLINTON NOTE IN BOOK. 23:26:01 CU NOTE AND SIGNATURE. 23:26:09 BLANK / REWINDS / REFEED BOOK / BLANK. 23:27:33 INT OFFICE. PAN DOWN PEOPLE SITTING IN FRONT OF COMPUTERS. 23:27:34 NETWORK POOL SLATE / REWINDS / BLANK. 23:27:49 MS MAN SITTING W/ COMPUTER IN BG. 23:27:51 REWINDS. 23:28:23 INT OFFICE. MS MAN HANDING PHONE TO COLLEAGUE IN BG. 23:28:26 BLANK. 23:28:30 EXT STREET. MWS PEOPLE WALKING DOWN STREET. 23:28:45 MWS FOOD VENDOR W/ PERSON WALKING IN FG. 23:29:07 MS FOOD VENDOR W/ OTHER W/ OTHER STANDS IN MARKET IN BG. 23:29:12 MWS PEOPLE WALKING THROUGH NARROW SPACE BETWEEN PARKED CARS. 23:29:21 MS WOMAN WALKING DOWN STREET W/ TRAY OF FOOD BALANCED ON HER HEAD. 23:29:31 MS FOOD VENDOR. 23:29:50 MWS WOMEN LOOKING AT ITEMS IN OUTDOOR MARKET. 23:30:01 MWS WOMAN WALKING W/ TRAY ON HEAD AND PEOPLE IN BG. 23:30:05 MWS LUGGAGE STORE. 23:30:06 MWS CAR TRYING TO GET DOWN STREET OF PEDESTRIANS IN FG AND BG. 23:30:18 VS PEOPLE WALKING THROUGH MARKET. 23:31:08 MWS CUSTOMERS W/ MERCHANDISE IN BG. 23:31:12 PAN UP BASEBALL CAPS. 23:31:21 VS CUSTOMERS. 23:31:38 MS VENDOR W/ HATS IN FG. 23:31:40 TWO SHOT WOMEN. 23:31:52 MS MAN TRYING ON HAT W/ PEOPLE IN FG AND BG. 23:32:00 MS WOMAN AT STAND. 23:32:10 MCU PROFILE WOMAN TALKING ON CELLULAR PHONE. 23:32:18 MS WOMAN ON CELLULAR PHONE. 23:32:22 MCU MAN ON CELLULAR PHONE. 23:32:31 VS SEA OF PEOPLE WALKING DOWN STREET. 23:34:01 POSTERS READ SALE AND 20 AND 30% OFF. 23:34:28 VS STORE SIGNS. 23:34:48 MWS STORE FRONT OF SHOE STORE HAVING SALE. 23:34:54 REWINDS. 23:35:11 INT SHOE STORE. MS WOMEN LOOKING AT SHOES. 23:35:24 MS MAN LOOKING AT TIES. 23:35:32 MS YOUNG WOMAN W/ SHOES ON SHELF IN FG. 23:35:38 MCU WOMAN W/ BOOTS IN FG. 23:35:43 REWINDS 23:35:51 MS MOTHER AND DAUGHTER LOOKING AT BOOTS IN STORE. 23:36:00 MS WOMAN SITTING W/ SALESMAN PUTTING SHOES BACK IN BOX. 23:36:01 REWINDS. 23:36:03 MWS WOMAN SITTING AND TRYING BOOTS ON W/ SALESMAN KNEELING AT HER SIDE. 23:36:06 MS CASHIER W/ CUSTOMERS IN FG. 23:36:12 REWINDS 23:36:17 MS YOUNG WOMAN W/ SALESMAN TALKING TO HER IN BG. 23:36:23 MS SALESMAN W/ WOMAN IN FG. 23:36:24 PAN ACROSS CASHIER. 23:36:33 MS WOMAN W/ MONEY IN HAND AND SALESMAN IN BG. 23:36:36 MCU MONEY ON COUNTER. 23:36:38 MS CASHIER TAKING MONEY. 23:36:41 BLANK / NETWORK POOL. 23:36:58 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. MWS PRESS SITTING IN FG AND PODIUMS IN BG. 23:41:00 PRESS. 23:41:16 MWS MEN WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:43:24 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. PAN ACROSS PRESS. 23:43:47 MWS PEOPLE WALKING INTO ROOM W/ REPORTERS SITTING IN FG. 23:43:56 MWS PRESS. 23:44:09 INT CORRIDOR. PEOPLE WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:44:20 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:44:54 MWS SIDE ANGLE OF PODIUM AND PAN ACROSS PRESS. 23:45:13 IN CORRIDOR. PEOPLE WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:45:44 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. VS PRESS. 23:46:26 MCU OPEN NEWSPAPER. 23:46:34 MS REPORTER READING NEWSPAPER. 23:46:46 PAN ACROSS REPORTERS. 23:46:54 MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:47:13 MS MAN W/ CAMERA IN BG. 23:47:23 PAN ACROSS PRESS TO REPORTER READING NEWSPAPER. 23:47:41 MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:48:25 INT CORRIDOR. PEOPLE GATHERED IN GROUP TALKING AND OTHERS WALKING DOWN HALL. 23:49:48 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. PAN ACROSS PRESS. 23:50:08 INT CORRIDOR. MEN WALKING DOWN HALL. 23:50:33 PUSH IN MS DAE - JUNG WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:51:18 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:51:28 MWS PRESS W/ MAN WALKING TO PODIUM IN BG. 23:51:31 MWS PRESS W/ MAN WALKING AWAY FROM PODIUM IN BG. 23:53:01 INT CORRIDOR. MWS DAE - JUNG. 23:53:05 MS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SHAKING HANDS BEFORE WALKING INTO CONFERENCE ROOM. 23:53:06 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG WALKING DOWN HALL SIDE BY SIDE. 23:53:18 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG WALKING THROUGH DOORWAY. 23:53:23 INT CONFERENCE ROOM. PRESS IN FG AND ENTRANCE IN BG. 23:53:27 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG ENTER ROOM W/ PRESS IN FG. 23:53:33 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG TAKE PLACES AT PODIUM. 23:53:36 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:53:38 MS MAN SPEAKING KOREAN INTO MICROPHONE MAKING INTRODUCTIONS. 23:54:00 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ PRESS IN FG. 23:54:04 MS DAE - JUNG WELCOMING EVERYONE. 23:54:58 MS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON IN BG. 23:55:03 PUSH IN MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:55:35 TALKING ABOUT NORTHEAST ASIA AND ISSUES OF COMMON INTEREST. 23:55:40 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:55:57 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:56:32 DAE - JUNG SPEAKING ABOUT NORTH KOREA. 23:56:56 DAE - JUNG - POLICY OF ENGAGEMENT IS BEST POLICY FROM REALISTIC STAND POINT. 23:57:01 MS PROFILE DAE - JUNG W/ CLINTON IN BG. 23:57:22 MS DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:57:37 DAE - JUNG WILL NOT TOLERATE NORTH KOREA TO PROLIFERATE NUCLEAR WEAPONS. 23:58:03 MCU HANDS WRITING IN NOTEBOOK. 23:58:11 MS REPORTERS TAKING NOTES. 23:58:20 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:59:04 WS PRESS IN FG AND CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:59:22 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:59:36 DAE - JUNG SAYING THAT HE AND CLINTON HAD IN-DEPTH CONVERSATION ON HOW TO PROMOTE ECONOMIC COOPERATION. 23:59:50 CLINTON SUPPORT FOR KOREA TO MOVE PASSED ECONOMIC CRISIS. 00:00:50 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:00:57 PAN ACROSS TO DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 00:01:13 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 00:01:24 DAE - JUNG SATISFIED W/ ECONOMIC MEASURES THAT WERE AGREED UPON. 00:01:47 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:02:11 DAE - JUNG SAYING THAT UNITED STATES AND KOREA WILL COOPERATE W/ EACH OTHER. 00:02:37 DAE - JUNG SAYING HE AND CLINTON WILL WORK TOGETHER ON REGIONAL AND GLOBAL ISSUES. 00:02:58 CUTAWAY OFFICIALS. 00:03:18 MS DAE - JUNG SPEAKING W/ CLINTON IN BG. 00:03:34 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 00:04:08 DAE - JUNG SAYING THAT MEETING DEEPENED MUTUAL TRUST BETWEEN TWO COUNTRIES. MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ PRESS IN FG. 00:04:24 MS CLINTON SPEAKING. (AUDIO ECHOES) 00:05:03 CLINTON SAYING DAE - JUNG IS GREAT CHAMPION OF DEMOCRACY. 00:05:36 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ PRESS IN BG. 00:05:38 MCU CLINTON TALKING ABOUT PEACEFUL KOREA. 00:06:29 CLINTON SUPPORTS DAE - JUNG POLICY ON GRADUAL ENGAGEMENT W/ NORTH KOREA. 00:06:38 MS CLINTON W/ DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:06:49 MCU CLINTON STOP KOREA FROM DEVELOPING NUCLEAR WEAPONS. 00:07:56 PUT KOREA BACK ON TRACK TO ECONOMIC GROWTH. 00:08:01 MCU PROFILE CLINTON. 00:08:05 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:08:13 CLINTON SAYING US HAS WORKED TO SUPPORT KOREA S EFFORTS. 00:08:52 MENTIONS VISIT TO JAPAN AND ASIAN GROWTH AND RECOVERY INITIATIVE. 00:08:54 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:09:16 MCU CLINTON KOREA HAS ENDURED MUCH PAIN. 00:09:35 US WILL SUPPORT YOUR EFFORTS. 00:10:00 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:10:09 GRATEFUL FOR KOREA S LEADERSHIP IN APEC. 00:10:16 MCU CLINTON SPEAKING. 00:10:28 MENTIONING STATEMENT MADE BY DAE - JUNG TO OPEN KOREAN AUTOMOBILE MARKETS TO AMERICAN MANUFACTURERS. 00:12:08 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:12:18 MS CLINTON THANKING AUDIENCE. 00:12:27 MWS PRESS W/ PRESIDENTS IN BG. 00:12:30 MS KOREAN MAN GIVING INSTRUCTIONS FOR Q&A. 00:12:55 Q & A W/ DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 00:18:38 CLINTON SAYING THAT IF NORTH KOREA CONTINUES W/ NUCLEAR WEAPONS THERE WILL BE RELUCTANCE TO CONTINUE TO FUND AMERICAN RESPONSIBILITIES UNDER AGREED FRAMEWORK. 00:18:48 IMPORTANT WE GET ACCESS TO QUESTIONABLE SITE. 00:20:03 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:20:09 CLINTON SPEAKING. 00:21:00 MS REPORTER ASKING CLINTON ABOUT IRAQ SITUATION. 00:21:18 CLINTON BELIEVES THEIR OBLIGATIONS. 00:22:19 IRAQ TOOK NO AFFIRMATIVE STEPS AS WAS THERE DUTY UNDER UNITED NATIONS. 00:23:53 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:24:00 CUTAWAY REPORTER. 00:24:16 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:25:09 CLINTON AND PULL OUT SAME AS BEFORE. 00:25:21 CLINTON DISCUSSING NORTH KOREA AND HONORING AGREED FRAMEWORK. CLINTON SPEAKING TO END.
CLINTON APEC SUMMIT
UNITED STATES PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON AT ASIAN PACIFIC ECONOMIC COOPERATION (APEC) SUMMIT. 22:52:12 ABC TV SLATE. 22:53:35 PANAMSAT NAPA SLATE. 23:01:27 US TV POOL SLATE / BREAK UP. 23:02:43 MWS SOUTH KOREAN PRESIDENT KIM DAE - JUNG STANDING IN LOBBY W/ PRESS IN BG. 23:02:49 PAN ACROSS MAN OPENING DOUBLE DOORS. 23:02:56 MWS MEN ENTERING THROUGH DOUBLE DOORS. 23:02:59 MWS PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON ENTERING THROUGH DOORS. 23:03:03 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG HAND SHAKE AND SMILE. 23:03:12 DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON PHOTO - OP W/ BACKS TO CAMERA. 23:03:14 DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON PHOTO OP FACING CAMERA. 23:03:24 CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG WALKING AWAY. 23:03:27 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:03:36 MWS CLINTON SITTING AT DESK SIGNING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG STANDING NEXT TO HIM. 23:03:55 MCU CLINTON LOOKING DOWN. 23:04:00 PAN DOWN CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:04:07 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:04:14 MWS DAE - JUNG STANDING NEXT TO CLINTON AS CLINTON FINISHES SIGNING BOOK. 23:04:29 WS ROOM W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG AND PEOPLE STANDING IN FG. 23:04:48 PUSH IN MS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SMILING. 23:04:51 MS CLINTON GETTING OUT OF SEAT AND WALKING AWAY. 23:04:55 WS GROUP WALKING TOWARD RED CARPET LINED STAIRS. 23:05:02 PHOTO OP DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON IN FRONT OF STAIRS. 23:05:31 PHOTO OP DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SHAKING HANDS. 23:05:39 MWS PRESIDENTS WALKING OUT OF ROOM. 23:05:51 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG TALKING IN MEETING ROOM W/ TRANSLATORS SITTING IN BG. 23:06:08 WS LEADERS TALKING W/ AMERICAN AND KOREAN FLAG IN BG. 23:06:12 MCU CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:06:17 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:06:31 PAN ACROSS TO CLINTON. 23:06:37 PULL OUT MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:06:45 WS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ OTHER OFFICIALS SITTING ON OPPOSITE SIDE OF ROOM. 23:06:56 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:07:06 MCU CLINTON LOOKING TOWARD DAE - JUNG. 23:07:08 PULL OUT MWS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 23:07:32 WS ROOM W/ PRESIDENTS IN BG AND AMERICAN OFFICIALS ON RIGHT OF SCREEN. 23:07:39 MCU CLINTON. 23:07:54 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:08:08 PRESS. 23:08:18 MCU CLINTON. 23:08:30 BLANK 23:08:57 DAE - JUNG. 23:09:00 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:09:28 WS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN ROOM. CLINTON STANDING BEHIND DESK TO SIGN BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:09:35 MWS CLINTON SITTING TO SIGN BOOK AND DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:09:37 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:09:43 WS CLINTON, DAE - JUNG AND OFFICIALS IN ROOM TALKING. 23:09:46 MS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:09:54 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATORS SITTING IN BG. 23:09:55 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:09:59 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS TAKING NOTES. 23:10:05 MS DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:10:11 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:10:14 MS CLINTON LOOKING OVER AT DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:10:22 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:10:27 WS ROOM W/ CLINTON, DAE - JUNG AND KOREAN AND AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:10:33 MWS LEADERS TALKING W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:10:39 MS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:10:46 MWS SAME AS BEFORE. 23:10:54 PUSH IN DAE - JUNG. 23:10:58 MS CLINTON SPEAKING W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:11:04 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG NODDING HIS HEAD. 23:11:09 MWS LEADERS W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:11:15 WS ROOM. 23:11:17 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:11:52 MS BOARD W/ KOREAN WRITING. 23:11:58 MS DAE - JUNG. 23:12:02 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:12:05 MWS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:12:11 MWS KOREA OFFICIALS. 23:12:16 PAN ACROSS TO DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 23:12:21 MS CLINTON AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:12:25 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:12:37 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:12:43 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:12:51 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG. 23:13:00 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:13:05 BACK TO DAE - JUNG. 23:13:17 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:13:21 WS OFFICIALS AND CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:13:24 PAN ACROSS TO KOREAN OFFICIALS AND CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:13:31 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:13:37 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:13:41 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:13:55 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:14:03 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:14:12 MS CLINTON W/ CHIN RESTING ON HAND AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:14:19 LS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:14:24 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:14:32 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:14:40 MS CLINTON AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:14:44 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG. 23:14:51 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:14:58 CUTAWAYS TO AMERICAN AND KOREAN OFFICIALS. 23:15:04 BLANK / REWINDS / FREEZE FRAME. 23:15:33 EXT WS PALACE. 23:15:40 MS KOREAN AND AMERICAN FLAG SIDE BY SIDE. 23:16:01 WS SOLDIERS LINING DRIVE WAY W/ TO PALACE IN BG. 23:16:20 SLATE. 23:16:24 MWS SOLDIERS LINING PALACE W/ PRESIDENTIAL CAR IN BG. 23:16:34 MS SOLDIER W/ PRESIDENTIAL CAR PULLING UP IN BG. 23:16:40 MS SOLDIER W/ VIEW OF PRESIDENT CLINTON SITTING IN CAR IN BG. 23:16:49 MS SOLDIER HOLDING DOOR OPEN. 23:16:52 MS CLINTON STEPPING OUT OF PRESIDENTIAL LIMOUSINE. 23:16:55 MS CLINTON WALKING INTO BUILDING. 23:16:59 INT ROOM. MWS CLINTON SITTING AT DESK SINGING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:17:05 CUTAWAY PRESS. 23:17:23 INT MEETING ROOM. WS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG W/ OFFICIALS ON EITHER SIDE OF THEM. 23:17:26 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:17:31 BLANK / REWINDS / BAR. 23:17:46 IN LOBBY. MS DAE - JUNG WALKING TO MEET CLINTON W/ PRESS IN BG. 23:17:51 MS CLINTON GETTING OUT OF LIMO AND WALKING W/ MAN IN FG. 23:17:57 MS PROFILE VIEW OF CLINTON WALKING INTO PALACE. 23:18:02 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG GREET W/ HANDSHAKE AND SMILE. 23:18:11 PHOTO OPS. 23:18:23 MS CLINTON SITTING AT DESK SIGNING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:18:26 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:18:34 MCU HAND SIGNING BOOK. 23:18:36 SAME SHOT AS BEFORE. 23:18:43 MWS DAE - JUNG STANDING NEXT TO CLINTON AS HE SIGNS BOOK. 23:18:46 MS DAE - JUNG. 23:18:51 MS DAE - JUNG LEANING FORWARD AND POINTING AT BOOK AS CLINTON SMILES. 23:18:57 MWS CLINTON STANDS AND PRESIDENTS WALK AWAY. 23:19:08 PHOTO OP CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ RED CARPET STAIRCASE IN BG. 23:19:41 PHOTO OP CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG HAND SHAKE. 23:19:49 MS MEN WALKING AWAY. 23:19:50 INT MEETING ROOM. MWS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SITTING W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:19:53 MS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:20:00 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:20:15 VS ROOM, OFFICIALS. 23:20:19 MS DAE - JUNG. 23:20:29 MORE OF SOME IN MEETING ROOM AS BEFORE. 23:21:35 OVER SHOULDER SHOT OF CLINTON NOTE IN BOOK. 23:21:44 CU CLINTON SIGNATURE IN BOOK. 23:21:56 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:22:16 MS DAE - JUNG AND MEN IN BG. 23:22:23 MS DAE - JUNG WALKING W/ PRESS IN BG. 23:22:33 CLINTON ENTERING PALACE FROM DIFFERENT ANGLE. 23:22:47 MCU HAND SHAKE BETWEEN DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 23:22:51 PHOTO OP W/ BACK TO CAMERA. 23:23:05 MWS CLINTON WALKING OVER TO TABLE W/ BOOK FROM DIFFERENT ANGLE W/ DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:23:13 MCU HAND HOLDING PEN OVER BOOK. 23:23:18 MS CLINTON SITTING DOWN. 23:23:21 MS CLINTON SINGING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG STANDING IN BG. 23:23:27 MCU HAND SIGNING BOOK. 23:23:30 MS SAME AS BEFORE. 23:23:44 MCU DAE -JUNG. 23:23:47 MCU PROFILE CLINTON. 23:23:48 PAN DOWN HAND SIGNING BOOK. 23:23:56 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG SAME AS BEFORE. 23:24:04 MCU DAE - JUNG. 23:24:08 MWS SAME AS BEFORE. 23:24:13 MCU PROFILE CLINTON. 23:24:17 MS DAE - JUNG POINTING AT BOOK W/ CLINTON LOOKING UP AT HIM. 23:24:28 MWS MEN SMILING AND CLINTON STANDING. 23:24:32 PRESS. 23:24:36 INT MEETING ROOM. VS SAME AS BEFORE OF CLINTON, DAE - JUNG AND OFFICIALS. 23:25:27 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:25:56 MCU CLINTON NOTE IN BOOK. 23:26:01 CU NOTE AND SIGNATURE. 23:26:09 BLANK / REWINDS / REFEED BOOK / BLANK. 23:27:33 INT OFFICE. PAN DOWN PEOPLE SITTING IN FRONT OF COMPUTERS. 23:27:34 NETWORK POOL SLATE / REWINDS / BLANK. 23:27:49 MS MAN SITTING W/ COMPUTER IN BG. 23:27:51 REWINDS. 23:28:23 INT OFFICE. MS MAN HANDING PHONE TO COLLEAGUE IN BG. 23:28:26 BLANK. 23:28:30 EXT STREET. MWS PEOPLE WALKING DOWN STREET. 23:28:45 MWS FOOD VENDOR W/ PERSON WALKING IN FG. 23:29:07 MS FOOD VENDOR W/ OTHER W/ OTHER STANDS IN MARKET IN BG. 23:29:12 MWS PEOPLE WALKING THROUGH NARROW SPACE BETWEEN PARKED CARS. 23:29:21 MS WOMAN WALKING DOWN STREET W/ TRAY OF FOOD BALANCED ON HER HEAD. 23:29:31 MS FOOD VENDOR. 23:29:50 MWS WOMEN LOOKING AT ITEMS IN OUTDOOR MARKET. 23:30:01 MWS WOMAN WALKING W/ TRAY ON HEAD AND PEOPLE IN BG. 23:30:05 MWS LUGGAGE STORE. 23:30:06 MWS CAR TRYING TO GET DOWN STREET OF PEDESTRIANS IN FG AND BG. 23:30:18 VS PEOPLE WALKING THROUGH MARKET. 23:31:08 MWS CUSTOMERS W/ MERCHANDISE IN BG. 23:31:12 PAN UP BASEBALL CAPS. 23:31:21 VS CUSTOMERS. 23:31:38 MS VENDOR W/ HATS IN FG. 23:31:40 TWO SHOT WOMEN. 23:31:52 MS MAN TRYING ON HAT W/ PEOPLE IN FG AND BG. 23:32:00 MS WOMAN AT STAND. 23:32:10 MCU PROFILE WOMAN TALKING ON CELLULAR PHONE. 23:32:18 MS WOMAN ON CELLULAR PHONE. 23:32:22 MCU MAN ON CELLULAR PHONE. 23:32:31 VS SEA OF PEOPLE WALKING DOWN STREET. 23:34:01 POSTERS READ SALE AND 20 AND 30% OFF. 23:34:28 VS STORE SIGNS. 23:34:48 MWS STORE FRONT OF SHOE STORE HAVING SALE. 23:34:54 REWINDS. 23:35:11 INT SHOE STORE. MS WOMEN LOOKING AT SHOES. 23:35:24 MS MAN LOOKING AT TIES. 23:35:32 MS YOUNG WOMAN W/ SHOES ON SHELF IN FG. 23:35:38 MCU WOMAN W/ BOOTS IN FG. 23:35:43 REWINDS 23:35:51 MS MOTHER AND DAUGHTER LOOKING AT BOOTS IN STORE. 23:36:00 MS WOMAN SITTING W/ SALESMAN PUTTING SHOES BACK IN BOX. 23:36:01 REWINDS. 23:36:03 MWS WOMAN SITTING AND TRYING BOOTS ON W/ SALESMAN KNEELING AT HER SIDE. 23:36:06 MS CASHIER W/ CUSTOMERS IN FG. 23:36:12 REWINDS 23:36:17 MS YOUNG WOMAN W/ SALESMAN TALKING TO HER IN BG. 23:36:23 MS SALESMAN W/ WOMAN IN FG. 23:36:24 PAN ACROSS CASHIER. 23:36:33 MS WOMAN W/ MONEY IN HAND AND SALESMAN IN BG. 23:36:36 MCU MONEY ON COUNTER. 23:36:38 MS CASHIER TAKING MONEY. 23:36:41 BLANK / NETWORK POOL. 23:36:58 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. MWS PRESS SITTING IN FG AND PODIUMS IN BG. 23:41:00 PRESS. 23:41:16 MWS MEN WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:43:24 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. PAN ACROSS PRESS. 23:43:47 MWS PEOPLE WALKING INTO ROOM W/ REPORTERS SITTING IN FG. 23:43:56 MWS PRESS. 23:44:09 INT CORRIDOR. PEOPLE WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:44:20 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:44:54 MWS SIDE ANGLE OF PODIUM AND PAN ACROSS PRESS. 23:45:13 IN CORRIDOR. PEOPLE WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:45:44 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. VS PRESS. 23:46:26 MCU OPEN NEWSPAPER. 23:46:34 MS REPORTER READING NEWSPAPER. 23:46:46 PAN ACROSS REPORTERS. 23:46:54 MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:47:13 MS MAN W/ CAMERA IN BG. 23:47:23 PAN ACROSS PRESS TO REPORTER READING NEWSPAPER. 23:47:41 MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:48:25 INT CORRIDOR. PEOPLE GATHERED IN GROUP TALKING AND OTHERS WALKING DOWN HALL. 23:49:48 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. PAN ACROSS PRESS. 23:50:08 INT CORRIDOR. MEN WALKING DOWN HALL. 23:50:33 PUSH IN MS DAE - JUNG WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:51:18 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:51:28 MWS PRESS W/ MAN WALKING TO PODIUM IN BG. 23:51:31 MWS PRESS W/ MAN WALKING AWAY FROM PODIUM IN BG. 23:53:01 INT CORRIDOR. MWS DAE - JUNG. 23:53:05 MS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SHAKING HANDS BEFORE WALKING INTO CONFERENCE ROOM. 23:53:06 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG WALKING DOWN HALL SIDE BY SIDE. 23:53:18 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG WALKING THROUGH DOORWAY. 23:53:23 INT CONFERENCE ROOM. PRESS IN FG AND ENTRANCE IN BG. 23:53:27 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG ENTER ROOM W/ PRESS IN FG. 23:53:33 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG TAKE PLACES AT PODIUM. 23:53:36 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:53:38 MS MAN SPEAKING KOREAN INTO MICROPHONE MAKING INTRODUCTIONS. 23:54:00 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ PRESS IN FG. 23:54:04 MS DAE - JUNG WELCOMING EVERYONE. 23:54:58 MS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON IN BG. 23:55:03 PUSH IN MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:55:35 TALKING ABOUT NORTHEAST ASIA AND ISSUES OF COMMON INTEREST. 23:55:40 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:55:57 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:56:32 DAE - JUNG SPEAKING ABOUT NORTH KOREA. 23:56:56 DAE - JUNG - POLICY OF ENGAGEMENT IS BEST POLICY FROM REALISTIC STAND POINT. 23:57:01 MS PROFILE DAE - JUNG W/ CLINTON IN BG. 23:57:22 MS DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:57:37 DAE - JUNG WILL NOT TOLERATE NORTH KOREA TO PROLIFERATE NUCLEAR WEAPONS. 23:58:03 MCU HANDS WRITING IN NOTEBOOK. 23:58:11 MS REPORTERS TAKING NOTES. 23:58:20 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:59:04 WS PRESS IN FG AND CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:59:22 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:59:36 DAE - JUNG SAYING THAT HE AND CLINTON HAD IN-DEPTH CONVERSATION ON HOW TO PROMOTE ECONOMIC COOPERATION. 23:59:50 CLINTON SUPPORT FOR KOREA TO MOVE PASSED ECONOMIC CRISIS. 00:00:50 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:00:57 PAN ACROSS TO DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 00:01:13 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 00:01:24 DAE - JUNG SATISFIED W/ ECONOMIC MEASURES THAT WERE AGREED UPON. 00:01:47 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:02:11 DAE - JUNG SAYING THAT UNITED STATES AND KOREA WILL COOPERATE W/ EACH OTHER. 00:02:37 DAE - JUNG SAYING HE AND CLINTON WILL WORK TOGETHER ON REGIONAL AND GLOBAL ISSUES. 00:02:58 CUTAWAY OFFICIALS. 00:03:18 MS DAE - JUNG SPEAKING W/ CLINTON IN BG. 00:03:34 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 00:04:08 DAE - JUNG SAYING THAT MEETING DEEPENED MUTUAL TRUST BETWEEN TWO COUNTRIES. MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ PRESS IN FG. 00:04:24 MS CLINTON SPEAKING. (AUDIO ECHOES) 00:05:03 CLINTON SAYING DAE - JUNG IS GREAT CHAMPION OF DEMOCRACY. 00:05:36 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ PRESS IN BG. 00:05:38 MCU CLINTON TALKING ABOUT PEACEFUL KOREA. 00:06:29 CLINTON SUPPORTS DAE - JUNG POLICY ON GRADUAL ENGAGEMENT W/ NORTH KOREA. 00:06:38 MS CLINTON W/ DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:06:49 MCU CLINTON STOP KOREA FROM DEVELOPING NUCLEAR WEAPONS. 00:07:56 PUT KOREA BACK ON TRACK TO ECONOMIC GROWTH. 00:08:01 MCU PROFILE CLINTON. 00:08:05 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:08:13 CLINTON SAYING US HAS WORKED TO SUPPORT KOREA S EFFORTS. 00:08:52 MENTIONS VISIT TO JAPAN AND ASIAN GROWTH AND RECOVERY INITIATIVE. 00:08:54 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:09:16 MCU CLINTON KOREA HAS ENDURED MUCH PAIN. 00:09:35 US WILL SUPPORT YOUR EFFORTS. 00:10:00 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:10:09 GRATEFUL FOR KOREA S LEADERSHIP IN APEC. 00:10:16 MCU CLINTON SPEAKING. 00:10:28 MENTIONING STATEMENT MADE BY DAE - JUNG TO OPEN KOREAN AUTOMOBILE MARKETS TO AMERICAN MANUFACTURERS. 00:12:08 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:12:18 MS CLINTON THANKING AUDIENCE. 00:12:27 MWS PRESS W/ PRESIDENTS IN BG. 00:12:30 MS KOREAN MAN GIVING INSTRUCTIONS FOR Q&A. 00:12:55 Q & A W/ DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 00:18:38 CLINTON SAYING THAT IF NORTH KOREA CONTINUES W/ NUCLEAR WEAPONS THERE WILL BE RELUCTANCE TO CONTINUE TO FUND AMERICAN RESPONSIBILITIES UNDER AGREED FRAMEWORK. 00:18:48 IMPORTANT WE GET ACCESS TO QUESTIONABLE SITE. 00:20:03 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:20:09 CLINTON SPEAKING. 00:21:00 MS REPORTER ASKING CLINTON ABOUT IRAQ SITUATION. 00:21:18 CLINTON BELIEVES THEIR OBLIGATIONS. 00:22:19 IRAQ TOOK NO AFFIRMATIVE STEPS AS WAS THERE DUTY UNDER UNITED NATIONS. 00:23:53 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:24:00 CUTAWAY REPORTER. 00:24:16 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:25:09 CLINTON AND PULL OUT SAME AS BEFORE. 00:25:21 CLINTON DISCUSSING NORTH KOREA AND HONORING AGREED FRAMEWORK. CLINTON SPEAKING TO END.
CLINTON APEC SUMMIT
UNITED STATES PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON AT ASIAN PACIFIC ECONOMIC COOPERATION (APEC) SUMMIT. 22:52:12 ABC TV SLATE. 22:53:35 PANAMSAT NAPA SLATE. 23:01:27 US TV POOL SLATE / BREAK UP. 23:02:43 MWS SOUTH KOREAN PRESIDENT KIM DAE - JUNG STANDING IN LOBBY W/ PRESS IN BG. 23:02:49 PAN ACROSS MAN OPENING DOUBLE DOORS. 23:02:56 MWS MEN ENTERING THROUGH DOUBLE DOORS. 23:02:59 MWS PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON ENTERING THROUGH DOORS. 23:03:03 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG HAND SHAKE AND SMILE. 23:03:12 DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON PHOTO - OP W/ BACKS TO CAMERA. 23:03:14 DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON PHOTO OP FACING CAMERA. 23:03:24 CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG WALKING AWAY. 23:03:27 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:03:36 MWS CLINTON SITTING AT DESK SIGNING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG STANDING NEXT TO HIM. 23:03:55 MCU CLINTON LOOKING DOWN. 23:04:00 PAN DOWN CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:04:07 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:04:14 MWS DAE - JUNG STANDING NEXT TO CLINTON AS CLINTON FINISHES SIGNING BOOK. 23:04:29 WS ROOM W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG AND PEOPLE STANDING IN FG. 23:04:48 PUSH IN MS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SMILING. 23:04:51 MS CLINTON GETTING OUT OF SEAT AND WALKING AWAY. 23:04:55 WS GROUP WALKING TOWARD RED CARPET LINED STAIRS. 23:05:02 PHOTO OP DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON IN FRONT OF STAIRS. 23:05:31 PHOTO OP DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SHAKING HANDS. 23:05:39 MWS PRESIDENTS WALKING OUT OF ROOM. 23:05:51 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG TALKING IN MEETING ROOM W/ TRANSLATORS SITTING IN BG. 23:06:08 WS LEADERS TALKING W/ AMERICAN AND KOREAN FLAG IN BG. 23:06:12 MCU CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:06:17 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:06:31 PAN ACROSS TO CLINTON. 23:06:37 PULL OUT MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:06:45 WS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ OTHER OFFICIALS SITTING ON OPPOSITE SIDE OF ROOM. 23:06:56 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:07:06 MCU CLINTON LOOKING TOWARD DAE - JUNG. 23:07:08 PULL OUT MWS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 23:07:32 WS ROOM W/ PRESIDENTS IN BG AND AMERICAN OFFICIALS ON RIGHT OF SCREEN. 23:07:39 MCU CLINTON. 23:07:54 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:08:08 PRESS. 23:08:18 MCU CLINTON. 23:08:30 BLANK 23:08:57 DAE - JUNG. 23:09:00 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:09:28 WS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN ROOM. CLINTON STANDING BEHIND DESK TO SIGN BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:09:35 MWS CLINTON SITTING TO SIGN BOOK AND DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:09:37 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:09:43 WS CLINTON, DAE - JUNG AND OFFICIALS IN ROOM TALKING. 23:09:46 MS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:09:54 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATORS SITTING IN BG. 23:09:55 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:09:59 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS TAKING NOTES. 23:10:05 MS DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:10:11 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:10:14 MS CLINTON LOOKING OVER AT DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:10:22 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:10:27 WS ROOM W/ CLINTON, DAE - JUNG AND KOREAN AND AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:10:33 MWS LEADERS TALKING W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:10:39 MS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:10:46 MWS SAME AS BEFORE. 23:10:54 PUSH IN DAE - JUNG. 23:10:58 MS CLINTON SPEAKING W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:11:04 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG NODDING HIS HEAD. 23:11:09 MWS LEADERS W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:11:15 WS ROOM. 23:11:17 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:11:52 MS BOARD W/ KOREAN WRITING. 23:11:58 MS DAE - JUNG. 23:12:02 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:12:05 MWS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:12:11 MWS KOREA OFFICIALS. 23:12:16 PAN ACROSS TO DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 23:12:21 MS CLINTON AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:12:25 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:12:37 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:12:43 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:12:51 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG. 23:13:00 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:13:05 BACK TO DAE - JUNG. 23:13:17 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:13:21 WS OFFICIALS AND CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:13:24 PAN ACROSS TO KOREAN OFFICIALS AND CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:13:31 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:13:37 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:13:41 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:13:55 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:14:03 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:14:12 MS CLINTON W/ CHIN RESTING ON HAND AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:14:19 LS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:14:24 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:14:32 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:14:40 MS CLINTON AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:14:44 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG. 23:14:51 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:14:58 CUTAWAYS TO AMERICAN AND KOREAN OFFICIALS. 23:15:04 BLANK / REWINDS / FREEZE FRAME. 23:15:33 EXT WS PALACE. 23:15:40 MS KOREAN AND AMERICAN FLAG SIDE BY SIDE. 23:16:01 WS SOLDIERS LINING DRIVE WAY W/ TO PALACE IN BG. 23:16:20 SLATE. 23:16:24 MWS SOLDIERS LINING PALACE W/ PRESIDENTIAL CAR IN BG. 23:16:34 MS SOLDIER W/ PRESIDENTIAL CAR PULLING UP IN BG. 23:16:40 MS SOLDIER W/ VIEW OF PRESIDENT CLINTON SITTING IN CAR IN BG. 23:16:49 MS SOLDIER HOLDING DOOR OPEN. 23:16:52 MS CLINTON STEPPING OUT OF PRESIDENTIAL LIMOUSINE. 23:16:55 MS CLINTON WALKING INTO BUILDING. 23:16:59 INT ROOM. MWS CLINTON SITTING AT DESK SINGING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:17:05 CUTAWAY PRESS. 23:17:23 INT MEETING ROOM. WS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG W/ OFFICIALS ON EITHER SIDE OF THEM. 23:17:26 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:17:31 BLANK / REWINDS / BAR. 23:17:46 IN LOBBY. MS DAE - JUNG WALKING TO MEET CLINTON W/ PRESS IN BG. 23:17:51 MS CLINTON GETTING OUT OF LIMO AND WALKING W/ MAN IN FG. 23:17:57 MS PROFILE VIEW OF CLINTON WALKING INTO PALACE. 23:18:02 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG GREET W/ HANDSHAKE AND SMILE. 23:18:11 PHOTO OPS. 23:18:23 MS CLINTON SITTING AT DESK SIGNING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:18:26 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:18:34 MCU HAND SIGNING BOOK. 23:18:36 SAME SHOT AS BEFORE. 23:18:43 MWS DAE - JUNG STANDING NEXT TO CLINTON AS HE SIGNS BOOK. 23:18:46 MS DAE - JUNG. 23:18:51 MS DAE - JUNG LEANING FORWARD AND POINTING AT BOOK AS CLINTON SMILES. 23:18:57 MWS CLINTON STANDS AND PRESIDENTS WALK AWAY. 23:19:08 PHOTO OP CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ RED CARPET STAIRCASE IN BG. 23:19:41 PHOTO OP CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG HAND SHAKE. 23:19:49 MS MEN WALKING AWAY. 23:19:50 INT MEETING ROOM. MWS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SITTING W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:19:53 MS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:20:00 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:20:15 VS ROOM, OFFICIALS. 23:20:19 MS DAE - JUNG. 23:20:29 MORE OF SOME IN MEETING ROOM AS BEFORE. 23:21:35 OVER SHOULDER SHOT OF CLINTON NOTE IN BOOK. 23:21:44 CU CLINTON SIGNATURE IN BOOK. 23:21:56 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:22:16 MS DAE - JUNG AND MEN IN BG. 23:22:23 MS DAE - JUNG WALKING W/ PRESS IN BG. 23:22:33 CLINTON ENTERING PALACE FROM DIFFERENT ANGLE. 23:22:47 MCU HAND SHAKE BETWEEN DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 23:22:51 PHOTO OP W/ BACK TO CAMERA. 23:23:05 MWS CLINTON WALKING OVER TO TABLE W/ BOOK FROM DIFFERENT ANGLE W/ DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:23:13 MCU HAND HOLDING PEN OVER BOOK. 23:23:18 MS CLINTON SITTING DOWN. 23:23:21 MS CLINTON SINGING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG STANDING IN BG. 23:23:27 MCU HAND SIGNING BOOK. 23:23:30 MS SAME AS BEFORE. 23:23:44 MCU DAE -JUNG. 23:23:47 MCU PROFILE CLINTON. 23:23:48 PAN DOWN HAND SIGNING BOOK. 23:23:56 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG SAME AS BEFORE. 23:24:04 MCU DAE - JUNG. 23:24:08 MWS SAME AS BEFORE. 23:24:13 MCU PROFILE CLINTON. 23:24:17 MS DAE - JUNG POINTING AT BOOK W/ CLINTON LOOKING UP AT HIM. 23:24:28 MWS MEN SMILING AND CLINTON STANDING. 23:24:32 PRESS. 23:24:36 INT MEETING ROOM. VS SAME AS BEFORE OF CLINTON, DAE - JUNG AND OFFICIALS. 23:25:27 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:25:56 MCU CLINTON NOTE IN BOOK. 23:26:01 CU NOTE AND SIGNATURE. 23:26:09 BLANK / REWINDS / REFEED BOOK / BLANK. 23:27:33 INT OFFICE. PAN DOWN PEOPLE SITTING IN FRONT OF COMPUTERS. 23:27:34 NETWORK POOL SLATE / REWINDS / BLANK. 23:27:49 MS MAN SITTING W/ COMPUTER IN BG. 23:27:51 REWINDS. 23:28:23 INT OFFICE. MS MAN HANDING PHONE TO COLLEAGUE IN BG. 23:28:26 BLANK. 23:28:30 EXT STREET. MWS PEOPLE WALKING DOWN STREET. 23:28:45 MWS FOOD VENDOR W/ PERSON WALKING IN FG. 23:29:07 MS FOOD VENDOR W/ OTHER W/ OTHER STANDS IN MARKET IN BG. 23:29:12 MWS PEOPLE WALKING THROUGH NARROW SPACE BETWEEN PARKED CARS. 23:29:21 MS WOMAN WALKING DOWN STREET W/ TRAY OF FOOD BALANCED ON HER HEAD. 23:29:31 MS FOOD VENDOR. 23:29:50 MWS WOMEN LOOKING AT ITEMS IN OUTDOOR MARKET. 23:30:01 MWS WOMAN WALKING W/ TRAY ON HEAD AND PEOPLE IN BG. 23:30:05 MWS LUGGAGE STORE. 23:30:06 MWS CAR TRYING TO GET DOWN STREET OF PEDESTRIANS IN FG AND BG. 23:30:18 VS PEOPLE WALKING THROUGH MARKET. 23:31:08 MWS CUSTOMERS W/ MERCHANDISE IN BG. 23:31:12 PAN UP BASEBALL CAPS. 23:31:21 VS CUSTOMERS. 23:31:38 MS VENDOR W/ HATS IN FG. 23:31:40 TWO SHOT WOMEN. 23:31:52 MS MAN TRYING ON HAT W/ PEOPLE IN FG AND BG. 23:32:00 MS WOMAN AT STAND. 23:32:10 MCU PROFILE WOMAN TALKING ON CELLULAR PHONE. 23:32:18 MS WOMAN ON CELLULAR PHONE. 23:32:22 MCU MAN ON CELLULAR PHONE. 23:32:31 VS SEA OF PEOPLE WALKING DOWN STREET. 23:34:01 POSTERS READ SALE AND 20 AND 30% OFF. 23:34:28 VS STORE SIGNS. 23:34:48 MWS STORE FRONT OF SHOE STORE HAVING SALE. 23:34:54 REWINDS. 23:35:11 INT SHOE STORE. MS WOMEN LOOKING AT SHOES. 23:35:24 MS MAN LOOKING AT TIES. 23:35:32 MS YOUNG WOMAN W/ SHOES ON SHELF IN FG. 23:35:38 MCU WOMAN W/ BOOTS IN FG. 23:35:43 REWINDS 23:35:51 MS MOTHER AND DAUGHTER LOOKING AT BOOTS IN STORE. 23:36:00 MS WOMAN SITTING W/ SALESMAN PUTTING SHOES BACK IN BOX. 23:36:01 REWINDS. 23:36:03 MWS WOMAN SITTING AND TRYING BOOTS ON W/ SALESMAN KNEELING AT HER SIDE. 23:36:06 MS CASHIER W/ CUSTOMERS IN FG. 23:36:12 REWINDS 23:36:17 MS YOUNG WOMAN W/ SALESMAN TALKING TO HER IN BG. 23:36:23 MS SALESMAN W/ WOMAN IN FG. 23:36:24 PAN ACROSS CASHIER. 23:36:33 MS WOMAN W/ MONEY IN HAND AND SALESMAN IN BG. 23:36:36 MCU MONEY ON COUNTER. 23:36:38 MS CASHIER TAKING MONEY. 23:36:41 BLANK / NETWORK POOL. 23:36:58 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. MWS PRESS SITTING IN FG AND PODIUMS IN BG. 23:41:00 PRESS. 23:41:16 MWS MEN WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:43:24 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. PAN ACROSS PRESS. 23:43:47 MWS PEOPLE WALKING INTO ROOM W/ REPORTERS SITTING IN FG. 23:43:56 MWS PRESS. 23:44:09 INT CORRIDOR. PEOPLE WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:44:20 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:44:54 MWS SIDE ANGLE OF PODIUM AND PAN ACROSS PRESS. 23:45:13 IN CORRIDOR. PEOPLE WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:45:44 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. VS PRESS. 23:46:26 MCU OPEN NEWSPAPER. 23:46:34 MS REPORTER READING NEWSPAPER. 23:46:46 PAN ACROSS REPORTERS. 23:46:54 MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:47:13 MS MAN W/ CAMERA IN BG. 23:47:23 PAN ACROSS PRESS TO REPORTER READING NEWSPAPER. 23:47:41 MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:48:25 INT CORRIDOR. PEOPLE GATHERED IN GROUP TALKING AND OTHERS WALKING DOWN HALL. 23:49:48 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. PAN ACROSS PRESS. 23:50:08 INT CORRIDOR. MEN WALKING DOWN HALL. 23:50:33 PUSH IN MS DAE - JUNG WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:51:18 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:51:28 MWS PRESS W/ MAN WALKING TO PODIUM IN BG. 23:51:31 MWS PRESS W/ MAN WALKING AWAY FROM PODIUM IN BG. 23:53:01 INT CORRIDOR. MWS DAE - JUNG. 23:53:05 MS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SHAKING HANDS BEFORE WALKING INTO CONFERENCE ROOM. 23:53:06 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG WALKING DOWN HALL SIDE BY SIDE. 23:53:18 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG WALKING THROUGH DOORWAY. 23:53:23 INT CONFERENCE ROOM. PRESS IN FG AND ENTRANCE IN BG. 23:53:27 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG ENTER ROOM W/ PRESS IN FG. 23:53:33 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG TAKE PLACES AT PODIUM. 23:53:36 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:53:38 MS MAN SPEAKING KOREAN INTO MICROPHONE MAKING INTRODUCTIONS. 23:54:00 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ PRESS IN FG. 23:54:04 MS DAE - JUNG WELCOMING EVERYONE. 23:54:58 MS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON IN BG. 23:55:03 PUSH IN MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:55:35 TALKING ABOUT NORTHEAST ASIA AND ISSUES OF COMMON INTEREST. 23:55:40 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:55:57 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:56:32 DAE - JUNG SPEAKING ABOUT NORTH KOREA. 23:56:56 DAE - JUNG - POLICY OF ENGAGEMENT IS BEST POLICY FROM REALISTIC STAND POINT. 23:57:01 MS PROFILE DAE - JUNG W/ CLINTON IN BG. 23:57:22 MS DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:57:37 DAE - JUNG WILL NOT TOLERATE NORTH KOREA TO PROLIFERATE NUCLEAR WEAPONS. 23:58:03 MCU HANDS WRITING IN NOTEBOOK. 23:58:11 MS REPORTERS TAKING NOTES. 23:58:20 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:59:04 WS PRESS IN FG AND CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:59:22 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:59:36 DAE - JUNG SAYING THAT HE AND CLINTON HAD IN-DEPTH CONVERSATION ON HOW TO PROMOTE ECONOMIC COOPERATION. 23:59:50 CLINTON SUPPORT FOR KOREA TO MOVE PASSED ECONOMIC CRISIS. 00:00:50 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:00:57 PAN ACROSS TO DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 00:01:13 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 00:01:24 DAE - JUNG SATISFIED W/ ECONOMIC MEASURES THAT WERE AGREED UPON. 00:01:47 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:02:11 DAE - JUNG SAYING THAT UNITED STATES AND KOREA WILL COOPERATE W/ EACH OTHER. 00:02:37 DAE - JUNG SAYING HE AND CLINTON WILL WORK TOGETHER ON REGIONAL AND GLOBAL ISSUES. 00:02:58 CUTAWAY OFFICIALS. 00:03:18 MS DAE - JUNG SPEAKING W/ CLINTON IN BG. 00:03:34 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 00:04:08 DAE - JUNG SAYING THAT MEETING DEEPENED MUTUAL TRUST BETWEEN TWO COUNTRIES. MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ PRESS IN FG. 00:04:24 MS CLINTON SPEAKING. (AUDIO ECHOES) 00:05:03 CLINTON SAYING DAE - JUNG IS GREAT CHAMPION OF DEMOCRACY. 00:05:36 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ PRESS IN BG. 00:05:38 MCU CLINTON TALKING ABOUT PEACEFUL KOREA. 00:06:29 CLINTON SUPPORTS DAE - JUNG POLICY ON GRADUAL ENGAGEMENT W/ NORTH KOREA. 00:06:38 MS CLINTON W/ DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:06:49 MCU CLINTON STOP KOREA FROM DEVELOPING NUCLEAR WEAPONS. 00:07:56 PUT KOREA BACK ON TRACK TO ECONOMIC GROWTH. 00:08:01 MCU PROFILE CLINTON. 00:08:05 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:08:13 CLINTON SAYING US HAS WORKED TO SUPPORT KOREA S EFFORTS. 00:08:52 MENTIONS VISIT TO JAPAN AND ASIAN GROWTH AND RECOVERY INITIATIVE. 00:08:54 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:09:16 MCU CLINTON KOREA HAS ENDURED MUCH PAIN. 00:09:35 US WILL SUPPORT YOUR EFFORTS. 00:10:00 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:10:09 GRATEFUL FOR KOREA S LEADERSHIP IN APEC. 00:10:16 MCU CLINTON SPEAKING. 00:10:28 MENTIONING STATEMENT MADE BY DAE - JUNG TO OPEN KOREAN AUTOMOBILE MARKETS TO AMERICAN MANUFACTURERS. 00:12:08 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:12:18 MS CLINTON THANKING AUDIENCE. 00:12:27 MWS PRESS W/ PRESIDENTS IN BG. 00:12:30 MS KOREAN MAN GIVING INSTRUCTIONS FOR Q&A. 00:12:55 Q & A W/ DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 00:18:38 CLINTON SAYING THAT IF NORTH KOREA CONTINUES W/ NUCLEAR WEAPONS THERE WILL BE RELUCTANCE TO CONTINUE TO FUND AMERICAN RESPONSIBILITIES UNDER AGREED FRAMEWORK. 00:18:48 IMPORTANT WE GET ACCESS TO QUESTIONABLE SITE. 00:20:03 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:20:09 CLINTON SPEAKING. 00:21:00 MS REPORTER ASKING CLINTON ABOUT IRAQ SITUATION. 00:21:18 CLINTON BELIEVES THEIR OBLIGATIONS. 00:22:19 IRAQ TOOK NO AFFIRMATIVE STEPS AS WAS THERE DUTY UNDER UNITED NATIONS. 00:23:53 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:24:00 CUTAWAY REPORTER. 00:24:16 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:25:09 CLINTON AND PULL OUT SAME AS BEFORE. 00:25:21 CLINTON DISCUSSING NORTH KOREA AND HONORING AGREED FRAMEWORK. CLINTON SPEAKING TO END.
CLINTON APEC SUMMIT
UNITED STATES PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON AT ASIAN PACIFIC ECONOMIC COOPERATION (APEC) SUMMIT. 22:52:12 ABC TV SLATE. 22:53:35 PANAMSAT NAPA SLATE. 23:01:27 US TV POOL SLATE / BREAK UP. 23:02:43 MWS SOUTH KOREAN PRESIDENT KIM DAE - JUNG STANDING IN LOBBY W/ PRESS IN BG. 23:02:49 PAN ACROSS MAN OPENING DOUBLE DOORS. 23:02:56 MWS MEN ENTERING THROUGH DOUBLE DOORS. 23:02:59 MWS PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON ENTERING THROUGH DOORS. 23:03:03 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG HAND SHAKE AND SMILE. 23:03:12 DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON PHOTO - OP W/ BACKS TO CAMERA. 23:03:14 DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON PHOTO OP FACING CAMERA. 23:03:24 CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG WALKING AWAY. 23:03:27 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:03:36 MWS CLINTON SITTING AT DESK SIGNING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG STANDING NEXT TO HIM. 23:03:55 MCU CLINTON LOOKING DOWN. 23:04:00 PAN DOWN CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:04:07 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:04:14 MWS DAE - JUNG STANDING NEXT TO CLINTON AS CLINTON FINISHES SIGNING BOOK. 23:04:29 WS ROOM W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG AND PEOPLE STANDING IN FG. 23:04:48 PUSH IN MS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SMILING. 23:04:51 MS CLINTON GETTING OUT OF SEAT AND WALKING AWAY. 23:04:55 WS GROUP WALKING TOWARD RED CARPET LINED STAIRS. 23:05:02 PHOTO OP DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON IN FRONT OF STAIRS. 23:05:31 PHOTO OP DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SHAKING HANDS. 23:05:39 MWS PRESIDENTS WALKING OUT OF ROOM. 23:05:51 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG TALKING IN MEETING ROOM W/ TRANSLATORS SITTING IN BG. 23:06:08 WS LEADERS TALKING W/ AMERICAN AND KOREAN FLAG IN BG. 23:06:12 MCU CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:06:17 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:06:31 PAN ACROSS TO CLINTON. 23:06:37 PULL OUT MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:06:45 WS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ OTHER OFFICIALS SITTING ON OPPOSITE SIDE OF ROOM. 23:06:56 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:07:06 MCU CLINTON LOOKING TOWARD DAE - JUNG. 23:07:08 PULL OUT MWS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 23:07:32 WS ROOM W/ PRESIDENTS IN BG AND AMERICAN OFFICIALS ON RIGHT OF SCREEN. 23:07:39 MCU CLINTON. 23:07:54 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:08:08 PRESS. 23:08:18 MCU CLINTON. 23:08:30 BLANK 23:08:57 DAE - JUNG. 23:09:00 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:09:28 WS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN ROOM. CLINTON STANDING BEHIND DESK TO SIGN BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:09:35 MWS CLINTON SITTING TO SIGN BOOK AND DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:09:37 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:09:43 WS CLINTON, DAE - JUNG AND OFFICIALS IN ROOM TALKING. 23:09:46 MS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:09:54 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATORS SITTING IN BG. 23:09:55 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:09:59 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS TAKING NOTES. 23:10:05 MS DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:10:11 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:10:14 MS CLINTON LOOKING OVER AT DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:10:22 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:10:27 WS ROOM W/ CLINTON, DAE - JUNG AND KOREAN AND AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:10:33 MWS LEADERS TALKING W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:10:39 MS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:10:46 MWS SAME AS BEFORE. 23:10:54 PUSH IN DAE - JUNG. 23:10:58 MS CLINTON SPEAKING W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:11:04 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG NODDING HIS HEAD. 23:11:09 MWS LEADERS W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:11:15 WS ROOM. 23:11:17 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:11:52 MS BOARD W/ KOREAN WRITING. 23:11:58 MS DAE - JUNG. 23:12:02 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:12:05 MWS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:12:11 MWS KOREA OFFICIALS. 23:12:16 PAN ACROSS TO DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 23:12:21 MS CLINTON AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:12:25 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:12:37 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:12:43 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:12:51 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG. 23:13:00 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:13:05 BACK TO DAE - JUNG. 23:13:17 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:13:21 WS OFFICIALS AND CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:13:24 PAN ACROSS TO KOREAN OFFICIALS AND CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:13:31 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:13:37 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:13:41 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:13:55 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:14:03 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:14:12 MS CLINTON W/ CHIN RESTING ON HAND AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:14:19 LS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:14:24 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:14:32 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:14:40 MS CLINTON AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:14:44 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG. 23:14:51 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:14:58 CUTAWAYS TO AMERICAN AND KOREAN OFFICIALS. 23:15:04 BLANK / REWINDS / FREEZE FRAME. 23:15:33 EXT WS PALACE. 23:15:40 MS KOREAN AND AMERICAN FLAG SIDE BY SIDE. 23:16:01 WS SOLDIERS LINING DRIVE WAY W/ TO PALACE IN BG. 23:16:20 SLATE. 23:16:24 MWS SOLDIERS LINING PALACE W/ PRESIDENTIAL CAR IN BG. 23:16:34 MS SOLDIER W/ PRESIDENTIAL CAR PULLING UP IN BG. 23:16:40 MS SOLDIER W/ VIEW OF PRESIDENT CLINTON SITTING IN CAR IN BG. 23:16:49 MS SOLDIER HOLDING DOOR OPEN. 23:16:52 MS CLINTON STEPPING OUT OF PRESIDENTIAL LIMOUSINE. 23:16:55 MS CLINTON WALKING INTO BUILDING. 23:16:59 INT ROOM. MWS CLINTON SITTING AT DESK SINGING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:17:05 CUTAWAY PRESS. 23:17:23 INT MEETING ROOM. WS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG W/ OFFICIALS ON EITHER SIDE OF THEM. 23:17:26 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:17:31 BLANK / REWINDS / BAR. 23:17:46 IN LOBBY. MS DAE - JUNG WALKING TO MEET CLINTON W/ PRESS IN BG. 23:17:51 MS CLINTON GETTING OUT OF LIMO AND WALKING W/ MAN IN FG. 23:17:57 MS PROFILE VIEW OF CLINTON WALKING INTO PALACE. 23:18:02 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG GREET W/ HANDSHAKE AND SMILE. 23:18:11 PHOTO OPS. 23:18:23 MS CLINTON SITTING AT DESK SIGNING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:18:26 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:18:34 MCU HAND SIGNING BOOK. 23:18:36 SAME SHOT AS BEFORE. 23:18:43 MWS DAE - JUNG STANDING NEXT TO CLINTON AS HE SIGNS BOOK. 23:18:46 MS DAE - JUNG. 23:18:51 MS DAE - JUNG LEANING FORWARD AND POINTING AT BOOK AS CLINTON SMILES. 23:18:57 MWS CLINTON STANDS AND PRESIDENTS WALK AWAY. 23:19:08 PHOTO OP CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ RED CARPET STAIRCASE IN BG. 23:19:41 PHOTO OP CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG HAND SHAKE. 23:19:49 MS MEN WALKING AWAY. 23:19:50 INT MEETING ROOM. MWS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SITTING W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:19:53 MS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:20:00 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:20:15 VS ROOM, OFFICIALS. 23:20:19 MS DAE - JUNG. 23:20:29 MORE OF SOME IN MEETING ROOM AS BEFORE. 23:21:35 OVER SHOULDER SHOT OF CLINTON NOTE IN BOOK. 23:21:44 CU CLINTON SIGNATURE IN BOOK. 23:21:56 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:22:16 MS DAE - JUNG AND MEN IN BG. 23:22:23 MS DAE - JUNG WALKING W/ PRESS IN BG. 23:22:33 CLINTON ENTERING PALACE FROM DIFFERENT ANGLE. 23:22:47 MCU HAND SHAKE BETWEEN DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 23:22:51 PHOTO OP W/ BACK TO CAMERA. 23:23:05 MWS CLINTON WALKING OVER TO TABLE W/ BOOK FROM DIFFERENT ANGLE W/ DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:23:13 MCU HAND HOLDING PEN OVER BOOK. 23:23:18 MS CLINTON SITTING DOWN. 23:23:21 MS CLINTON SINGING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG STANDING IN BG. 23:23:27 MCU HAND SIGNING BOOK. 23:23:30 MS SAME AS BEFORE. 23:23:44 MCU DAE -JUNG. 23:23:47 MCU PROFILE CLINTON. 23:23:48 PAN DOWN HAND SIGNING BOOK. 23:23:56 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG SAME AS BEFORE. 23:24:04 MCU DAE - JUNG. 23:24:08 MWS SAME AS BEFORE. 23:24:13 MCU PROFILE CLINTON. 23:24:17 MS DAE - JUNG POINTING AT BOOK W/ CLINTON LOOKING UP AT HIM. 23:24:28 MWS MEN SMILING AND CLINTON STANDING. 23:24:32 PRESS. 23:24:36 INT MEETING ROOM. VS SAME AS BEFORE OF CLINTON, DAE - JUNG AND OFFICIALS. 23:25:27 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:25:56 MCU CLINTON NOTE IN BOOK. 23:26:01 CU NOTE AND SIGNATURE. 23:26:09 BLANK / REWINDS / REFEED BOOK / BLANK. 23:27:33 INT OFFICE. PAN DOWN PEOPLE SITTING IN FRONT OF COMPUTERS. 23:27:34 NETWORK POOL SLATE / REWINDS / BLANK. 23:27:49 MS MAN SITTING W/ COMPUTER IN BG. 23:27:51 REWINDS. 23:28:23 INT OFFICE. MS MAN HANDING PHONE TO COLLEAGUE IN BG. 23:28:26 BLANK. 23:28:30 EXT STREET. MWS PEOPLE WALKING DOWN STREET. 23:28:45 MWS FOOD VENDOR W/ PERSON WALKING IN FG. 23:29:07 MS FOOD VENDOR W/ OTHER W/ OTHER STANDS IN MARKET IN BG. 23:29:12 MWS PEOPLE WALKING THROUGH NARROW SPACE BETWEEN PARKED CARS. 23:29:21 MS WOMAN WALKING DOWN STREET W/ TRAY OF FOOD BALANCED ON HER HEAD. 23:29:31 MS FOOD VENDOR. 23:29:50 MWS WOMEN LOOKING AT ITEMS IN OUTDOOR MARKET. 23:30:01 MWS WOMAN WALKING W/ TRAY ON HEAD AND PEOPLE IN BG. 23:30:05 MWS LUGGAGE STORE. 23:30:06 MWS CAR TRYING TO GET DOWN STREET OF PEDESTRIANS IN FG AND BG. 23:30:18 VS PEOPLE WALKING THROUGH MARKET. 23:31:08 MWS CUSTOMERS W/ MERCHANDISE IN BG. 23:31:12 PAN UP BASEBALL CAPS. 23:31:21 VS CUSTOMERS. 23:31:38 MS VENDOR W/ HATS IN FG. 23:31:40 TWO SHOT WOMEN. 23:31:52 MS MAN TRYING ON HAT W/ PEOPLE IN FG AND BG. 23:32:00 MS WOMAN AT STAND. 23:32:10 MCU PROFILE WOMAN TALKING ON CELLULAR PHONE. 23:32:18 MS WOMAN ON CELLULAR PHONE. 23:32:22 MCU MAN ON CELLULAR PHONE. 23:32:31 VS SEA OF PEOPLE WALKING DOWN STREET. 23:34:01 POSTERS READ SALE AND 20 AND 30% OFF. 23:34:28 VS STORE SIGNS. 23:34:48 MWS STORE FRONT OF SHOE STORE HAVING SALE. 23:34:54 REWINDS. 23:35:11 INT SHOE STORE. MS WOMEN LOOKING AT SHOES. 23:35:24 MS MAN LOOKING AT TIES. 23:35:32 MS YOUNG WOMAN W/ SHOES ON SHELF IN FG. 23:35:38 MCU WOMAN W/ BOOTS IN FG. 23:35:43 REWINDS 23:35:51 MS MOTHER AND DAUGHTER LOOKING AT BOOTS IN STORE. 23:36:00 MS WOMAN SITTING W/ SALESMAN PUTTING SHOES BACK IN BOX. 23:36:01 REWINDS. 23:36:03 MWS WOMAN SITTING AND TRYING BOOTS ON W/ SALESMAN KNEELING AT HER SIDE. 23:36:06 MS CASHIER W/ CUSTOMERS IN FG. 23:36:12 REWINDS 23:36:17 MS YOUNG WOMAN W/ SALESMAN TALKING TO HER IN BG. 23:36:23 MS SALESMAN W/ WOMAN IN FG. 23:36:24 PAN ACROSS CASHIER. 23:36:33 MS WOMAN W/ MONEY IN HAND AND SALESMAN IN BG. 23:36:36 MCU MONEY ON COUNTER. 23:36:38 MS CASHIER TAKING MONEY. 23:36:41 BLANK / NETWORK POOL. 23:36:58 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. MWS PRESS SITTING IN FG AND PODIUMS IN BG. 23:41:00 PRESS. 23:41:16 MWS MEN WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:43:24 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. PAN ACROSS PRESS. 23:43:47 MWS PEOPLE WALKING INTO ROOM W/ REPORTERS SITTING IN FG. 23:43:56 MWS PRESS. 23:44:09 INT CORRIDOR. PEOPLE WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:44:20 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:44:54 MWS SIDE ANGLE OF PODIUM AND PAN ACROSS PRESS. 23:45:13 IN CORRIDOR. PEOPLE WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:45:44 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. VS PRESS. 23:46:26 MCU OPEN NEWSPAPER. 23:46:34 MS REPORTER READING NEWSPAPER. 23:46:46 PAN ACROSS REPORTERS. 23:46:54 MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:47:13 MS MAN W/ CAMERA IN BG. 23:47:23 PAN ACROSS PRESS TO REPORTER READING NEWSPAPER. 23:47:41 MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:48:25 INT CORRIDOR. PEOPLE GATHERED IN GROUP TALKING AND OTHERS WALKING DOWN HALL. 23:49:48 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. PAN ACROSS PRESS. 23:50:08 INT CORRIDOR. MEN WALKING DOWN HALL. 23:50:33 PUSH IN MS DAE - JUNG WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:51:18 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:51:28 MWS PRESS W/ MAN WALKING TO PODIUM IN BG. 23:51:31 MWS PRESS W/ MAN WALKING AWAY FROM PODIUM IN BG. 23:53:01 INT CORRIDOR. MWS DAE - JUNG. 23:53:05 MS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SHAKING HANDS BEFORE WALKING INTO CONFERENCE ROOM. 23:53:06 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG WALKING DOWN HALL SIDE BY SIDE. 23:53:18 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG WALKING THROUGH DOORWAY. 23:53:23 INT CONFERENCE ROOM. PRESS IN FG AND ENTRANCE IN BG. 23:53:27 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG ENTER ROOM W/ PRESS IN FG. 23:53:33 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG TAKE PLACES AT PODIUM. 23:53:36 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:53:38 MS MAN SPEAKING KOREAN INTO MICROPHONE MAKING INTRODUCTIONS. 23:54:00 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ PRESS IN FG. 23:54:04 MS DAE - JUNG WELCOMING EVERYONE. 23:54:58 MS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON IN BG. 23:55:03 PUSH IN MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:55:35 TALKING ABOUT NORTHEAST ASIA AND ISSUES OF COMMON INTEREST. 23:55:40 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:55:57 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:56:32 DAE - JUNG SPEAKING ABOUT NORTH KOREA. 23:56:56 DAE - JUNG - POLICY OF ENGAGEMENT IS BEST POLICY FROM REALISTIC STAND POINT. 23:57:01 MS PROFILE DAE - JUNG W/ CLINTON IN BG. 23:57:22 MS DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:57:37 DAE - JUNG WILL NOT TOLERATE NORTH KOREA TO PROLIFERATE NUCLEAR WEAPONS. 23:58:03 MCU HANDS WRITING IN NOTEBOOK. 23:58:11 MS REPORTERS TAKING NOTES. 23:58:20 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:59:04 WS PRESS IN FG AND CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:59:22 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:59:36 DAE - JUNG SAYING THAT HE AND CLINTON HAD IN-DEPTH CONVERSATION ON HOW TO PROMOTE ECONOMIC COOPERATION. 23:59:50 CLINTON SUPPORT FOR KOREA TO MOVE PASSED ECONOMIC CRISIS. 00:00:50 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:00:57 PAN ACROSS TO DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 00:01:13 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 00:01:24 DAE - JUNG SATISFIED W/ ECONOMIC MEASURES THAT WERE AGREED UPON. 00:01:47 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:02:11 DAE - JUNG SAYING THAT UNITED STATES AND KOREA WILL COOPERATE W/ EACH OTHER. 00:02:37 DAE - JUNG SAYING HE AND CLINTON WILL WORK TOGETHER ON REGIONAL AND GLOBAL ISSUES. 00:02:58 CUTAWAY OFFICIALS. 00:03:18 MS DAE - JUNG SPEAKING W/ CLINTON IN BG. 00:03:34 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 00:04:08 DAE - JUNG SAYING THAT MEETING DEEPENED MUTUAL TRUST BETWEEN TWO COUNTRIES. MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ PRESS IN FG. 00:04:24 MS CLINTON SPEAKING. (AUDIO ECHOES) 00:05:03 CLINTON SAYING DAE - JUNG IS GREAT CHAMPION OF DEMOCRACY. 00:05:36 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ PRESS IN BG. 00:05:38 MCU CLINTON TALKING ABOUT PEACEFUL KOREA. 00:06:29 CLINTON SUPPORTS DAE - JUNG POLICY ON GRADUAL ENGAGEMENT W/ NORTH KOREA. 00:06:38 MS CLINTON W/ DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:06:49 MCU CLINTON STOP KOREA FROM DEVELOPING NUCLEAR WEAPONS. 00:07:56 PUT KOREA BACK ON TRACK TO ECONOMIC GROWTH. 00:08:01 MCU PROFILE CLINTON. 00:08:05 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:08:13 CLINTON SAYING US HAS WORKED TO SUPPORT KOREA S EFFORTS. 00:08:52 MENTIONS VISIT TO JAPAN AND ASIAN GROWTH AND RECOVERY INITIATIVE. 00:08:54 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:09:16 MCU CLINTON KOREA HAS ENDURED MUCH PAIN. 00:09:35 US WILL SUPPORT YOUR EFFORTS. 00:10:00 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:10:09 GRATEFUL FOR KOREA S LEADERSHIP IN APEC. 00:10:16 MCU CLINTON SPEAKING. 00:10:28 MENTIONING STATEMENT MADE BY DAE - JUNG TO OPEN KOREAN AUTOMOBILE MARKETS TO AMERICAN MANUFACTURERS. 00:12:08 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:12:18 MS CLINTON THANKING AUDIENCE. 00:12:27 MWS PRESS W/ PRESIDENTS IN BG. 00:12:30 MS KOREAN MAN GIVING INSTRUCTIONS FOR Q&A. 00:12:55 Q & A W/ DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 00:18:38 CLINTON SAYING THAT IF NORTH KOREA CONTINUES W/ NUCLEAR WEAPONS THERE WILL BE RELUCTANCE TO CONTINUE TO FUND AMERICAN RESPONSIBILITIES UNDER AGREED FRAMEWORK. 00:18:48 IMPORTANT WE GET ACCESS TO QUESTIONABLE SITE. 00:20:03 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:20:09 CLINTON SPEAKING. 00:21:00 MS REPORTER ASKING CLINTON ABOUT IRAQ SITUATION. 00:21:18 CLINTON BELIEVES THEIR OBLIGATIONS. 00:22:19 IRAQ TOOK NO AFFIRMATIVE STEPS AS WAS THERE DUTY UNDER UNITED NATIONS. 00:23:53 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:24:00 CUTAWAY REPORTER. 00:24:16 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:25:09 CLINTON AND PULL OUT SAME AS BEFORE. 00:25:21 CLINTON DISCUSSING NORTH KOREA AND HONORING AGREED FRAMEWORK. CLINTON SPEAKING TO END.
CLINTON APEC SUMMIT
UNITED STATES PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON AT ASIAN PACIFIC ECONOMIC COOPERATION (APEC) SUMMIT. 22:52:12 ABC TV SLATE. 22:53:35 PANAMSAT NAPA SLATE. 23:01:27 US TV POOL SLATE / BREAK UP. 23:02:43 MWS SOUTH KOREAN PRESIDENT KIM DAE - JUNG STANDING IN LOBBY W/ PRESS IN BG. 23:02:49 PAN ACROSS MAN OPENING DOUBLE DOORS. 23:02:56 MWS MEN ENTERING THROUGH DOUBLE DOORS. 23:02:59 MWS PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON ENTERING THROUGH DOORS. 23:03:03 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG HAND SHAKE AND SMILE. 23:03:12 DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON PHOTO - OP W/ BACKS TO CAMERA. 23:03:14 DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON PHOTO OP FACING CAMERA. 23:03:24 CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG WALKING AWAY. 23:03:27 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:03:36 MWS CLINTON SITTING AT DESK SIGNING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG STANDING NEXT TO HIM. 23:03:55 MCU CLINTON LOOKING DOWN. 23:04:00 PAN DOWN CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:04:07 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:04:14 MWS DAE - JUNG STANDING NEXT TO CLINTON AS CLINTON FINISHES SIGNING BOOK. 23:04:29 WS ROOM W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG AND PEOPLE STANDING IN FG. 23:04:48 PUSH IN MS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SMILING. 23:04:51 MS CLINTON GETTING OUT OF SEAT AND WALKING AWAY. 23:04:55 WS GROUP WALKING TOWARD RED CARPET LINED STAIRS. 23:05:02 PHOTO OP DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON IN FRONT OF STAIRS. 23:05:31 PHOTO OP DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SHAKING HANDS. 23:05:39 MWS PRESIDENTS WALKING OUT OF ROOM. 23:05:51 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG TALKING IN MEETING ROOM W/ TRANSLATORS SITTING IN BG. 23:06:08 WS LEADERS TALKING W/ AMERICAN AND KOREAN FLAG IN BG. 23:06:12 MCU CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:06:17 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:06:31 PAN ACROSS TO CLINTON. 23:06:37 PULL OUT MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:06:45 WS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ OTHER OFFICIALS SITTING ON OPPOSITE SIDE OF ROOM. 23:06:56 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:07:06 MCU CLINTON LOOKING TOWARD DAE - JUNG. 23:07:08 PULL OUT MWS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 23:07:32 WS ROOM W/ PRESIDENTS IN BG AND AMERICAN OFFICIALS ON RIGHT OF SCREEN. 23:07:39 MCU CLINTON. 23:07:54 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:08:08 PRESS. 23:08:18 MCU CLINTON. 23:08:30 BLANK 23:08:57 DAE - JUNG. 23:09:00 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:09:28 WS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN ROOM. CLINTON STANDING BEHIND DESK TO SIGN BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:09:35 MWS CLINTON SITTING TO SIGN BOOK AND DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:09:37 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:09:43 WS CLINTON, DAE - JUNG AND OFFICIALS IN ROOM TALKING. 23:09:46 MS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:09:54 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATORS SITTING IN BG. 23:09:55 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:09:59 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS TAKING NOTES. 23:10:05 MS DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:10:11 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:10:14 MS CLINTON LOOKING OVER AT DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:10:22 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:10:27 WS ROOM W/ CLINTON, DAE - JUNG AND KOREAN AND AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:10:33 MWS LEADERS TALKING W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:10:39 MS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:10:46 MWS SAME AS BEFORE. 23:10:54 PUSH IN DAE - JUNG. 23:10:58 MS CLINTON SPEAKING W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:11:04 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG NODDING HIS HEAD. 23:11:09 MWS LEADERS W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:11:15 WS ROOM. 23:11:17 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:11:52 MS BOARD W/ KOREAN WRITING. 23:11:58 MS DAE - JUNG. 23:12:02 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:12:05 MWS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:12:11 MWS KOREA OFFICIALS. 23:12:16 PAN ACROSS TO DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 23:12:21 MS CLINTON AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:12:25 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:12:37 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:12:43 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:12:51 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG. 23:13:00 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:13:05 BACK TO DAE - JUNG. 23:13:17 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:13:21 WS OFFICIALS AND CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:13:24 PAN ACROSS TO KOREAN OFFICIALS AND CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:13:31 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:13:37 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:13:41 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:13:55 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:14:03 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:14:12 MS CLINTON W/ CHIN RESTING ON HAND AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:14:19 LS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:14:24 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:14:32 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:14:40 MS CLINTON AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:14:44 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG. 23:14:51 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:14:58 CUTAWAYS TO AMERICAN AND KOREAN OFFICIALS. 23:15:04 BLANK / REWINDS / FREEZE FRAME. 23:15:33 EXT WS PALACE. 23:15:40 MS KOREAN AND AMERICAN FLAG SIDE BY SIDE. 23:16:01 WS SOLDIERS LINING DRIVE WAY W/ TO PALACE IN BG. 23:16:20 SLATE. 23:16:24 MWS SOLDIERS LINING PALACE W/ PRESIDENTIAL CAR IN BG. 23:16:34 MS SOLDIER W/ PRESIDENTIAL CAR PULLING UP IN BG. 23:16:40 MS SOLDIER W/ VIEW OF PRESIDENT CLINTON SITTING IN CAR IN BG. 23:16:49 MS SOLDIER HOLDING DOOR OPEN. 23:16:52 MS CLINTON STEPPING OUT OF PRESIDENTIAL LIMOUSINE. 23:16:55 MS CLINTON WALKING INTO BUILDING. 23:16:59 INT ROOM. MWS CLINTON SITTING AT DESK SINGING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:17:05 CUTAWAY PRESS. 23:17:23 INT MEETING ROOM. WS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG W/ OFFICIALS ON EITHER SIDE OF THEM. 23:17:26 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:17:31 BLANK / REWINDS / BAR. 23:17:46 IN LOBBY. MS DAE - JUNG WALKING TO MEET CLINTON W/ PRESS IN BG. 23:17:51 MS CLINTON GETTING OUT OF LIMO AND WALKING W/ MAN IN FG. 23:17:57 MS PROFILE VIEW OF CLINTON WALKING INTO PALACE. 23:18:02 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG GREET W/ HANDSHAKE AND SMILE. 23:18:11 PHOTO OPS. 23:18:23 MS CLINTON SITTING AT DESK SIGNING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:18:26 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:18:34 MCU HAND SIGNING BOOK. 23:18:36 SAME SHOT AS BEFORE. 23:18:43 MWS DAE - JUNG STANDING NEXT TO CLINTON AS HE SIGNS BOOK. 23:18:46 MS DAE - JUNG. 23:18:51 MS DAE - JUNG LEANING FORWARD AND POINTING AT BOOK AS CLINTON SMILES. 23:18:57 MWS CLINTON STANDS AND PRESIDENTS WALK AWAY. 23:19:08 PHOTO OP CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ RED CARPET STAIRCASE IN BG. 23:19:41 PHOTO OP CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG HAND SHAKE. 23:19:49 MS MEN WALKING AWAY. 23:19:50 INT MEETING ROOM. MWS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SITTING W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:19:53 MS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:20:00 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:20:15 VS ROOM, OFFICIALS. 23:20:19 MS DAE - JUNG. 23:20:29 MORE OF SOME IN MEETING ROOM AS BEFORE. 23:21:35 OVER SHOULDER SHOT OF CLINTON NOTE IN BOOK. 23:21:44 CU CLINTON SIGNATURE IN BOOK. 23:21:56 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:22:16 MS DAE - JUNG AND MEN IN BG. 23:22:23 MS DAE - JUNG WALKING W/ PRESS IN BG. 23:22:33 CLINTON ENTERING PALACE FROM DIFFERENT ANGLE. 23:22:47 MCU HAND SHAKE BETWEEN DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 23:22:51 PHOTO OP W/ BACK TO CAMERA. 23:23:05 MWS CLINTON WALKING OVER TO TABLE W/ BOOK FROM DIFFERENT ANGLE W/ DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:23:13 MCU HAND HOLDING PEN OVER BOOK. 23:23:18 MS CLINTON SITTING DOWN. 23:23:21 MS CLINTON SINGING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG STANDING IN BG. 23:23:27 MCU HAND SIGNING BOOK. 23:23:30 MS SAME AS BEFORE. 23:23:44 MCU DAE -JUNG. 23:23:47 MCU PROFILE CLINTON. 23:23:48 PAN DOWN HAND SIGNING BOOK. 23:23:56 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG SAME AS BEFORE. 23:24:04 MCU DAE - JUNG. 23:24:08 MWS SAME AS BEFORE. 23:24:13 MCU PROFILE CLINTON. 23:24:17 MS DAE - JUNG POINTING AT BOOK W/ CLINTON LOOKING UP AT HIM. 23:24:28 MWS MEN SMILING AND CLINTON STANDING. 23:24:32 PRESS. 23:24:36 INT MEETING ROOM. VS SAME AS BEFORE OF CLINTON, DAE - JUNG AND OFFICIALS. 23:25:27 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:25:56 MCU CLINTON NOTE IN BOOK. 23:26:01 CU NOTE AND SIGNATURE. 23:26:09 BLANK / REWINDS / REFEED BOOK / BLANK. 23:27:33 INT OFFICE. PAN DOWN PEOPLE SITTING IN FRONT OF COMPUTERS. 23:27:34 NETWORK POOL SLATE / REWINDS / BLANK. 23:27:49 MS MAN SITTING W/ COMPUTER IN BG. 23:27:51 REWINDS. 23:28:23 INT OFFICE. MS MAN HANDING PHONE TO COLLEAGUE IN BG. 23:28:26 BLANK. 23:28:30 EXT STREET. MWS PEOPLE WALKING DOWN STREET. 23:28:45 MWS FOOD VENDOR W/ PERSON WALKING IN FG. 23:29:07 MS FOOD VENDOR W/ OTHER W/ OTHER STANDS IN MARKET IN BG. 23:29:12 MWS PEOPLE WALKING THROUGH NARROW SPACE BETWEEN PARKED CARS. 23:29:21 MS WOMAN WALKING DOWN STREET W/ TRAY OF FOOD BALANCED ON HER HEAD. 23:29:31 MS FOOD VENDOR. 23:29:50 MWS WOMEN LOOKING AT ITEMS IN OUTDOOR MARKET. 23:30:01 MWS WOMAN WALKING W/ TRAY ON HEAD AND PEOPLE IN BG. 23:30:05 MWS LUGGAGE STORE. 23:30:06 MWS CAR TRYING TO GET DOWN STREET OF PEDESTRIANS IN FG AND BG. 23:30:18 VS PEOPLE WALKING THROUGH MARKET. 23:31:08 MWS CUSTOMERS W/ MERCHANDISE IN BG. 23:31:12 PAN UP BASEBALL CAPS. 23:31:21 VS CUSTOMERS. 23:31:38 MS VENDOR W/ HATS IN FG. 23:31:40 TWO SHOT WOMEN. 23:31:52 MS MAN TRYING ON HAT W/ PEOPLE IN FG AND BG. 23:32:00 MS WOMAN AT STAND. 23:32:10 MCU PROFILE WOMAN TALKING ON CELLULAR PHONE. 23:32:18 MS WOMAN ON CELLULAR PHONE. 23:32:22 MCU MAN ON CELLULAR PHONE. 23:32:31 VS SEA OF PEOPLE WALKING DOWN STREET. 23:34:01 POSTERS READ SALE AND 20 AND 30% OFF. 23:34:28 VS STORE SIGNS. 23:34:48 MWS STORE FRONT OF SHOE STORE HAVING SALE. 23:34:54 REWINDS. 23:35:11 INT SHOE STORE. MS WOMEN LOOKING AT SHOES. 23:35:24 MS MAN LOOKING AT TIES. 23:35:32 MS YOUNG WOMAN W/ SHOES ON SHELF IN FG. 23:35:38 MCU WOMAN W/ BOOTS IN FG. 23:35:43 REWINDS 23:35:51 MS MOTHER AND DAUGHTER LOOKING AT BOOTS IN STORE. 23:36:00 MS WOMAN SITTING W/ SALESMAN PUTTING SHOES BACK IN BOX. 23:36:01 REWINDS. 23:36:03 MWS WOMAN SITTING AND TRYING BOOTS ON W/ SALESMAN KNEELING AT HER SIDE. 23:36:06 MS CASHIER W/ CUSTOMERS IN FG. 23:36:12 REWINDS 23:36:17 MS YOUNG WOMAN W/ SALESMAN TALKING TO HER IN BG. 23:36:23 MS SALESMAN W/ WOMAN IN FG. 23:36:24 PAN ACROSS CASHIER. 23:36:33 MS WOMAN W/ MONEY IN HAND AND SALESMAN IN BG. 23:36:36 MCU MONEY ON COUNTER. 23:36:38 MS CASHIER TAKING MONEY. 23:36:41 BLANK / NETWORK POOL. 23:36:58 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. MWS PRESS SITTING IN FG AND PODIUMS IN BG. 23:41:00 PRESS. 23:41:16 MWS MEN WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:43:24 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. PAN ACROSS PRESS. 23:43:47 MWS PEOPLE WALKING INTO ROOM W/ REPORTERS SITTING IN FG. 23:43:56 MWS PRESS. 23:44:09 INT CORRIDOR. PEOPLE WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:44:20 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:44:54 MWS SIDE ANGLE OF PODIUM AND PAN ACROSS PRESS. 23:45:13 IN CORRIDOR. PEOPLE WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:45:44 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. VS PRESS. 23:46:26 MCU OPEN NEWSPAPER. 23:46:34 MS REPORTER READING NEWSPAPER. 23:46:46 PAN ACROSS REPORTERS. 23:46:54 MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:47:13 MS MAN W/ CAMERA IN BG. 23:47:23 PAN ACROSS PRESS TO REPORTER READING NEWSPAPER. 23:47:41 MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:48:25 INT CORRIDOR. PEOPLE GATHERED IN GROUP TALKING AND OTHERS WALKING DOWN HALL. 23:49:48 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. PAN ACROSS PRESS. 23:50:08 INT CORRIDOR. MEN WALKING DOWN HALL. 23:50:33 PUSH IN MS DAE - JUNG WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:51:18 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:51:28 MWS PRESS W/ MAN WALKING TO PODIUM IN BG. 23:51:31 MWS PRESS W/ MAN WALKING AWAY FROM PODIUM IN BG. 23:53:01 INT CORRIDOR. MWS DAE - JUNG. 23:53:05 MS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SHAKING HANDS BEFORE WALKING INTO CONFERENCE ROOM. 23:53:06 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG WALKING DOWN HALL SIDE BY SIDE. 23:53:18 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG WALKING THROUGH DOORWAY. 23:53:23 INT CONFERENCE ROOM. PRESS IN FG AND ENTRANCE IN BG. 23:53:27 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG ENTER ROOM W/ PRESS IN FG. 23:53:33 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG TAKE PLACES AT PODIUM. 23:53:36 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:53:38 MS MAN SPEAKING KOREAN INTO MICROPHONE MAKING INTRODUCTIONS. 23:54:00 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ PRESS IN FG. 23:54:04 MS DAE - JUNG WELCOMING EVERYONE. 23:54:58 MS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON IN BG. 23:55:03 PUSH IN MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:55:35 TALKING ABOUT NORTHEAST ASIA AND ISSUES OF COMMON INTEREST. 23:55:40 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:55:57 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:56:32 DAE - JUNG SPEAKING ABOUT NORTH KOREA. 23:56:56 DAE - JUNG - POLICY OF ENGAGEMENT IS BEST POLICY FROM REALISTIC STAND POINT. 23:57:01 MS PROFILE DAE - JUNG W/ CLINTON IN BG. 23:57:22 MS DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:57:37 DAE - JUNG WILL NOT TOLERATE NORTH KOREA TO PROLIFERATE NUCLEAR WEAPONS. 23:58:03 MCU HANDS WRITING IN NOTEBOOK. 23:58:11 MS REPORTERS TAKING NOTES. 23:58:20 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:59:04 WS PRESS IN FG AND CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:59:22 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:59:36 DAE - JUNG SAYING THAT HE AND CLINTON HAD IN-DEPTH CONVERSATION ON HOW TO PROMOTE ECONOMIC COOPERATION. 23:59:50 CLINTON SUPPORT FOR KOREA TO MOVE PASSED ECONOMIC CRISIS. 00:00:50 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:00:57 PAN ACROSS TO DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 00:01:13 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 00:01:24 DAE - JUNG SATISFIED W/ ECONOMIC MEASURES THAT WERE AGREED UPON. 00:01:47 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:02:11 DAE - JUNG SAYING THAT UNITED STATES AND KOREA WILL COOPERATE W/ EACH OTHER. 00:02:37 DAE - JUNG SAYING HE AND CLINTON WILL WORK TOGETHER ON REGIONAL AND GLOBAL ISSUES. 00:02:58 CUTAWAY OFFICIALS. 00:03:18 MS DAE - JUNG SPEAKING W/ CLINTON IN BG. 00:03:34 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 00:04:08 DAE - JUNG SAYING THAT MEETING DEEPENED MUTUAL TRUST BETWEEN TWO COUNTRIES. MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ PRESS IN FG. 00:04:24 MS CLINTON SPEAKING. (AUDIO ECHOES) 00:05:03 CLINTON SAYING DAE - JUNG IS GREAT CHAMPION OF DEMOCRACY. 00:05:36 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ PRESS IN BG. 00:05:38 MCU CLINTON TALKING ABOUT PEACEFUL KOREA. 00:06:29 CLINTON SUPPORTS DAE - JUNG POLICY ON GRADUAL ENGAGEMENT W/ NORTH KOREA. 00:06:38 MS CLINTON W/ DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:06:49 MCU CLINTON STOP KOREA FROM DEVELOPING NUCLEAR WEAPONS. 00:07:56 PUT KOREA BACK ON TRACK TO ECONOMIC GROWTH. 00:08:01 MCU PROFILE CLINTON. 00:08:05 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:08:13 CLINTON SAYING US HAS WORKED TO SUPPORT KOREA S EFFORTS. 00:08:52 MENTIONS VISIT TO JAPAN AND ASIAN GROWTH AND RECOVERY INITIATIVE. 00:08:54 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:09:16 MCU CLINTON KOREA HAS ENDURED MUCH PAIN. 00:09:35 US WILL SUPPORT YOUR EFFORTS. 00:10:00 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:10:09 GRATEFUL FOR KOREA S LEADERSHIP IN APEC. 00:10:16 MCU CLINTON SPEAKING. 00:10:28 MENTIONING STATEMENT MADE BY DAE - JUNG TO OPEN KOREAN AUTOMOBILE MARKETS TO AMERICAN MANUFACTURERS. 00:12:08 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:12:18 MS CLINTON THANKING AUDIENCE. 00:12:27 MWS PRESS W/ PRESIDENTS IN BG. 00:12:30 MS KOREAN MAN GIVING INSTRUCTIONS FOR Q&A. 00:12:55 Q & A W/ DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 00:18:38 CLINTON SAYING THAT IF NORTH KOREA CONTINUES W/ NUCLEAR WEAPONS THERE WILL BE RELUCTANCE TO CONTINUE TO FUND AMERICAN RESPONSIBILITIES UNDER AGREED FRAMEWORK. 00:18:48 IMPORTANT WE GET ACCESS TO QUESTIONABLE SITE. 00:20:03 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:20:09 CLINTON SPEAKING. 00:21:00 MS REPORTER ASKING CLINTON ABOUT IRAQ SITUATION. 00:21:18 CLINTON BELIEVES THEIR OBLIGATIONS. 00:22:19 IRAQ TOOK NO AFFIRMATIVE STEPS AS WAS THERE DUTY UNDER UNITED NATIONS. 00:23:53 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:24:00 CUTAWAY REPORTER. 00:24:16 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:25:09 CLINTON AND PULL OUT SAME AS BEFORE. 00:25:21 CLINTON DISCUSSING NORTH KOREA AND HONORING AGREED FRAMEWORK. CLINTON SPEAKING TO END.
David Boies and James Baker react to the Florida Supreme Court decision / CUTS
[David Boies and James Baker react to the Florida Supreme Court decision / CUTS] [David Boies and James Baker react to the Florida Supreme Court decision] [Tallahassee, Flo.] *****BAKER NOT LOGGED - TRANSCRIPT IS EMBEDDED AT THE END OF THIS LOG***** David Boies/Lead Gore Attorney with Dexter Douglass Tallahassee, FL Reaction to Florida Supreme Court Decision November 21, 2000 RS 10 11:00-11:48p 23:26:14 Boies and Douglass enter IMMEDIATE Q&A DAVID BOIES 23:26:34 I hope it is 23:26:37 The Supreme Court has done what we asked it to do.provide time and force the Secretary of State to accept those results 23:26:59 We hope that Palm Beach County will make an effort. 23:27:09 Must finish recount by Sunday at 5pm or there voters will be disenfranchised 23:27:27 Broward County and Dade County are applying the standard referred to in the Illinois case 23:27:57 The article referred to the exact case cited in the judgement 23:28:11 I hope the Palm Beach County canvassing board will comply 23:28:43 We think that we will have the vote.court has set that deadline.need to take into account every vote that has been cast... 23:29:05 We believe that the court has turned to it.too bad it's over Thanksgiving 23:29:32 I think we're very pleased with the opinion.what we asked for 23:29:44 It does reflect the law.this is what we believed the law was.take it to the Florida Supreme Court and hope they agreed with us 23:30:08 I don't think there's any additional clarification required.quote the Illinois standard 23:30:31 We think that was the standard under Florida law 23:30:39 Florida had never specifically dealt with the chad question.other jurisdictions have and pointed the court to Illinois and others.quotation and reliance indicates any intent is what counts 23:31:20 It is the intent of the voter not who their intent is manifested 23:31:38 We would hope that is the standard Palm Beach County would comply. 23:32:03 They must provide certified results.some had conducted recounting, those were included 23:32:26 They can but obviously we would encourage them to get all of them done.very important that every vote counts 23:32:51 That is the end of the certification process 23:32:59 It has set up an absolute end game 23:33:07 We've got to have this all done until December 12.nobody has time for a contest 23:33:25 What the court has done is said.at the end of that period of time, that is the end of the counting process, then either party can contest if they feel there is anything to contest 23:33:59 I'm a lawyer (LAUGH) 23:34:14 I think that one of things Vice-President Gore suggested.I hope Governor Bush would accept that proposal 23:34:43 A procedure that is absolutely certain to bring this process to an end on or before December 12th of this year. 23:35:28 No, I have not started talking to lawyers about that.no need to appeal to the US Supreme Court on that issue 23:35:51 Matter of Florida law.said that before and I say it now 23:36:04 Federal courts have held.simply no basis to appeal this to the United States Supreme Court 23:36:19 I would never underestimate the efforts of someone to take an appeal.there's no basis for an appeal 23:36:54 She has to accept.I think she has to accept them 23:37:07 On page 39, the court says she can't do that.she must accept those returns 23:37:43 Speak on precedent 23:38:06 As I said before, there was no way to predict when they would act.obviously working very hard 23:38:20 Moved with great speed. DEXTER DOUGLASS 23:38:49 People don't like to face the fact.like as individuals.statement in support of the Secretary of State 23:39:46 As her friend, I hope she will continue to do her job 23:40:01 Let's quit it.that's one of the things this opinion does. DAVID BOIES 23:40:26 At the very beginning of the argument indicated that this was not a personal disagreement with the Florida Secretary of State. 23:40:48 But now that legal issue has been decided.both have displayed respect for the rule of law. 23:41:26 Several times said we would be open to that.footnote 56 offered that and nobody took them up on that.whether it would be possible for the Bush campaign to take that up and get it done, I don't have an opinion on that. 23:42:04 If they wanted to have a statewide recount, they could have it 23:42:15 Could not have it now 23:42:25 We might want to pick through other counties.that's a hypothetical question.something Vice-President Gore and Governor Bush might speak about if they met... 23:42:59 I think the recount in each of the three counties is important.terribly important that those votes be counted 23:43:19 Each of the canvassing boards must count those votes by the deadline DEXTER DOUGLAS 23:43:47 No technical glitch.deliberating right up until the time they released their decision DAVID BOIES 23:44:15 That's for the Vice-President.for him to answer not me 23:44:26 I spoke to the Vice-President.any more details, get from him 23:44:37 Thank 23:44:39 Pull back/Exits ******* Baker transcript follows: BC-C2000-BAKER-COURT-RULING SKED C2000-BAKER-COURT-RULING sked The Federal Document Clearing House TRANSCRIPT November 21, 2000 CAMPAIGN 2000 FORMER SECRETARY JAMES BAKER BUSH CAMPAIGN SENIOR ADVISER FORMER SECRETARY JAMES BAKER HOLDS NEWS CONFERENCE FOLLOWING FLORIDA SUPREME COURT RULING eMediaMillWorks, Inc. (f/k/a Federal Document Clearing House, Inc.) 209 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, S.E., 2nd Floor WASHINGTON, D.C. 20003 Tel: 202-547-4512 Fax: 301-883-9754 COPYRIGHT 2000 BY eMediaMillWorks, Inc. NO PORTION OF THIS TRANSCRIPTION MAY BE COPIED, SOLD OR RETRANSMITTED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS WRITTEN AUTHORITY OF eMediaMillWorks, Inc. EVENTDATE: 11-21 CAMPAIGN 2000: BUSH CAMPAIGN HOLDS NEWS CONFERENCE REGARDING FLORIDA SUPREME COURT RULING NOVEMBER 21, 2000 SPEAKERS: FORMER SECRETARY JAMES A. BAKER III BUSH CAMPAIGN SENIOR ADVISER (+) BAKER: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. At Monday's oral argument before the Florida Supreme Court, Justice Harding asked a key question about Florida's electoral laws and standards. He said, "Is it right to change the rules in the middle of the game?" The Florida Supreme Court and some Democratic county electoral boards have decided to do just that. In keeping with Section 4 of Article II of the United States Constitution, Florida's legislature enacted a detailed statutory system for voting, for recounting, and for certifying results of elections. This statutory system reflects careful decisions about the separation of powers among various branches of government. It also strikes a balance between Florida's interests in achieving finality, and in permitting multiple recounts by various methods. Today, Florida's Supreme Court rewrote the legislature's statutory system, assumed the responsibilities of the executive branch, and side-stepped the opinion of the trial court as the finder of fact. Two weeks after the election, that court has changed the rules, and has invented a new system for counting the election results. So one should not now be surprised if the Florida legislature seeks to affirm the original rules. In addition, the Gore campaign is working to try to change the counting rules and standards in the three counties that are still manually recounting so as to overcome Governor Bush's continuing lead after all of the counts and recounts. Statistical experts have indicated that, based on the results so far, unless the counting standards are changed, there won't be enough votes to overcome Governor Bush's lead. So they now argue that a punch card vote should count even if there appears to be only an indentation. This is, of course, is the famous dimpled chad. And at least one of the Democratic-controlled county election boards has already decided to use this new standard and the others are considering it. No hole in the ballot is necessary, not even one loose corner is necessary, not even seeing any light through the ballot is necessary. Even if a voter decided not to make a choice because he or she could not decide between two closely competitive candidates, the Democratic county election boards can divine a choice based on an apparent indentation. XXX an apparent indentation. BAKER: This new standard for manual recounts directly contradicts a guideline issued on November 2, 1990 by Theresa LePore, the Democratic supervisor of elections for Palm Beach County. In that statement, Ms. LePore wrote, and I quote, "but a chad that is fully attached, bearing only an indention, should not be counted as a vote," close quote. All of this is unfair and unacceptable. It is not fair to change the election laws of Florida by judicial fiat after the election has been held. It is the not fair to change the rules and standards governing the counting or recounting of votes after it appears that one side has concluded that is the only way to get the votes it needs. And it is also not fair to refuse the count even once the ballots of many of our servicemen and -women overseas. It is simply not fair, ladies and gentlemen, to change the rules, either in the middle of the game, or after the game has been played. Therefore we intend to examine and consider whatever remedies we may have to correct this unjust result. QUESTION: Secretary Baker, first of all, can you be more specific about what the Bush team might do now in the way of an appeal or some other challenge? And second of all, when you alluded to the Florida legislature, what relief would you seek from the Florida legislature? BAKER: Well, I'm not suggesting that we are seeking relief -- we've made a decision to seek relief from the Florida legislature. But it does occur to me that the Supreme Court has pretty well rewritten the Florida electoral code even though they disclaim, in the opinion, that they intend to do so. And so I would not be surprised to see the legislature want to, perhaps, take action to get back to the original statutory provisions that were in place initially. I cannot tell you specifically tonight what additional actions Governor Bush and Secretary Cheney might authorize. XXX Cheney might authorize. BAKER: There are some actions that we can take. And as I indicated in my statement, I think it's incumbent upon us to consider and examine whatever remedies are available to us to reverse what we consider to be an unjust result. Yes? QUESTION: If the legislature... BAKER: Just a minute; I've got a question right here. QUESTION: If the legislature takes this up, would the Bush campaign support that, condone it? BAKER: Depends on what they take up. QUESTION: But if they take up a remedy as -- I guess, I've heard some members talk about setting the standard. Earlier a state senator said that he felt the Supreme Court was essentially trying to undo what the legislature did. BAKER: I think that... QUESTION: And that's what you're saying. BAKER: I think the legislature -- some people in the legislature probably feel that the court has undone the statutory provisions that were laid out in compliance with the U.S. Constitution for the conduct of the election in Florida. QUESTION: So if the Republican-controlled legislature then writes a bill that would redo it, would the Bush campaign support and endorse that? BAKER: Well, I think we'd have to see what the bill said before I could answer that question for you. We'd have to see what it said. I can't give you a carte blanche answer here today. Yes? QUESTION: If you're behind on Sunday at 5 p.m. -- if the vote total puts you behind, would you not accept those results? BAKER: Well, I don't know. I'm going to give you the same answer that you've been getting from the Gore campaign for -- since the 8th of November: All options have to remain on the table. We have to see what the situation is at that time. Yes, sir. QUESTION: As (inaudible) pointed out, you've been involved in many presidential campaigns; this one looks like it's ending in a court room. I wonder, you think that's a sign of the times, and is that troubling to you? BAKER: Yes, it does a little bit; it troubles me as I indicated right here in this room on November the 8th. But I've never been involved in any that were quite as much of a dead heat as this one. But I think it is -- I think it is troubling. On the other hand, we are a resilient nation and our Constitution and laws provide for remedies and actions and procedures in the event that a very close election like this happens. And therefore, I think it's important that we look at those and examine them and consider whether or not to move on any one or more of them. Yes, sir? QUESTION: Is the governor prepared to meet with the vice president now? BAKER: You know I've talked to Governor Bush today probably three times, maybe four, but I have not talked to him since the vice president appeared on television and that's a decision that Governor Bush will make. Yes, ma'am? QUESTION: You said, Secretary Baker, that this is unfair and unacceptable. Would you assign political motives to the justices? BAKER: I haven't done that. I think that I have said here that I believe that they have, in effect, rewritten the electoral laws of Florida after the contest, after the election has been held. XXX has been held. BAKER: And I have said that they have taken over, I believe, the functions of the executive branch in Florida. I believe that they have disregarded the principle of separation of powers. They are, in effect, telling the secretary of state that she must accept certain returns and eliminating the discretion that the Florida statutes give her. I'm not assigning political motives, but I saying what I said in my statement. I think that they're -- I think that the opinion, in those two respects, clearly overreaches and I'm sorry I have to say that, but that's my view. Yes, ma'am? QUESTION: If I may follow-up, if I may follow-up. So are you saying that you don't believe that they're politically motivated, just that you disagree with their interpretation of the law? BAKER: Well, I think they've done more than interpret the law, and I suppose we disagree with the actions that they've taken which go beyond interpreting the law, in our opinion. Yes? QUESTION: The opinion clearly states how they've come to their ruling... BAKER: Clearly states what? I didn't hear you. QUESTION: It clearly states how they reached their decision, and they lay out that certain laws supersede others, that it must be written -- that it must be taken in its entirety. It's not a rewriting of the law at all. BAKER: I think that the opinion is written is a manner that it gives great -- it gives great lip service to the principle that they are just interpreting the laws. They say in a number of places there: "We must leave this to the legislature to determine." But no one can deny that they change the statutory scheme for the conduct of Florida's elections, and no one can deny that they usurp the executive branch's functions as far as the secretary of state is concerned. I don't think many people would really argue that forcefully. Yes? QUESTION: Have the campaign, or Governor George W. Bush, consulted at all with Florida legislative leaders about that... BAKER: The legislative -- I haven't. I certainly haven't and I don't know -- and I'm sure Governor Bush has not. I can't tell you about everybody at the campaign. And -- nor can I tell you -- nor could I answer the other question here: Would we support action that the legislature takes carte blanche? We would have to know what the action was. XXX the action was. BAKER: Yes? QUESTION: Mr. Boies was here earlier. He stated that he felt there was no basis for an appeal in this evening's decision. Would you like to comment on that? BAKER: Well, I suppose if we -- if we determined to perfect an appeal to the United States Supreme Court, a decision that we have not as yet made, we would disagree with that, or we wouldn't perfect the appeal. I thought I also heard Mr. Boies say that they court relied upon an Illinois case which, in effect, blessed the standards -- blessed the idea of using -- of counting dimpled chads. I thought I heard that; maybe I misinterpreted that. But if that's what he said, I would disagree with that. The Illinois case cited on page 36 or 39 -- I don't know which it is, but it was the Hartke case -- didn't talk about dimpled chads at all. It involved hanging chads, the standard that these three counties or four counties, began using and the standard that they're not seeking to change. They're seeking to move from that standard to a more restrictive one -- I mean, sorry, more liberal one, being the dimpled chad. Yes? QUESTION: Mr. Baker, there was some talk earlier when Mr. Boies was speaking about the possibility of the Republicans -- your team -- asking certain counties in Florida to go back and do a manual recount, just try to crank it out and get it done by Sunday. Do you support that? Have you talked about that as a possibility? BAKER: I can't answer for you tonight whether that would be one of the remedies that I mentioned in my remarks. QUESTION: Can you rule it out? BAKER: Well, I don't think could -- I wouldn't want to rule anything out. But I certainly can't rule it in either. It's something that we would have to simply give some consideration to. Let me just say one final word and then I've got -- really have got to go. There has been a lot of talk about the Texas manual recount provision. If we were in Texas this would all be over because Texas only allows one manual recount. And it has some very, very clear and objective standards. XXX and objective standards. BAKER: And the first of those is when you see light coming through, and the second of those is where you have two corners or where you have a hanging chad. And it's only in the third instance that the statute in Texas speaks about any consideration of a dimpled chad, and it doesn't say that a dimpled chad can be considered standing alone. It says it can be considered only where it also is accompanied by a clearly ascertainable intent of the voter to vote. So there's a lot of difference between that statute and what's taking place here. And I think it's important that I point that out. Thank you all very much. END
David Boies and James Baker react to the Florida Supreme Court decision / STIX
[David Boies and James Baker react to the Florida Supreme Court decision / STIX] [David Boies and James Baker react to the Florida Supreme Court decision] [Tallahassee, Flo.] *****BAKER NOT LOGGED - TRANSCRIPT IS EMBEDDED AT THE END OF THIS LOG***** David Boies/Lead Gore Attorney with Dexter Douglass Tallahassee, FL Reaction to Florida Supreme Court Decision November 21, 2000 RS 10 11:00-11:48p 23:26:14 Boies and Douglass enter IMMEDIATE Q&A DAVID BOIES 23:26:34 I hope it is 23:26:37 The Supreme Court has done what we asked it to do.provide time and force the Secretary of State to accept those results 23:26:59 We hope that Palm Beach County will make an effort. 23:27:09 Must finish recount by Sunday at 5pm or there voters will be disenfranchised 23:27:27 Broward County and Dade County are applying the standard referred to in the Illinois case 23:27:57 The article referred to the exact case cited in the judgement 23:28:11 I hope the Palm Beach County canvassing board will comply 23:28:43 We think that we will have the vote.court has set that deadline.need to take into account every vote that has been cast... 23:29:05 We believe that the court has turned to it.too bad it's over Thanksgiving 23:29:32 I think we're very pleased with the opinion.what we asked for 23:29:44 It does reflect the law.this is what we believed the law was.take it to the Florida Supreme Court and hope they agreed with us 23:30:08 I don't think there's any additional clarification required.quote the Illinois standard 23:30:31 We think that was the standard under Florida law 23:30:39 Florida had never specifically dealt with the chad question.other jurisdictions have and pointed the court to Illinois and others.quotation and reliance indicates any intent is what counts 23:31:20 It is the intent of the voter not who their intent is manifested 23:31:38 We would hope that is the standard Palm Beach County would comply. 23:32:03 They must provide certified results.some had conducted recounting, those were included 23:32:26 They can but obviously we would encourage them to get all of them done.very important that every vote counts 23:32:51 That is the end of the certification process 23:32:59 It has set up an absolute end game 23:33:07 We've got to have this all done until December 12.nobody has time for a contest 23:33:25 What the court has done is said.at the end of that period of time, that is the end of the counting process, then either party can contest if they feel there is anything to contest 23:33:59 I'm a lawyer (LAUGH) 23:34:14 I think that one of things Vice-President Gore suggested.I hope Governor Bush would accept that proposal 23:34:43 A procedure that is absolutely certain to bring this process to an end on or before December 12th of this year. 23:35:28 No, I have not started talking to lawyers about that.no need to appeal to the US Supreme Court on that issue 23:35:51 Matter of Florida law.said that before and I say it now 23:36:04 Federal courts have held.simply no basis to appeal this to the United States Supreme Court 23:36:19 I would never underestimate the efforts of someone to take an appeal.there's no basis for an appeal 23:36:54 She has to accept.I think she has to accept them 23:37:07 On page 39, the court says she can't do that.she must accept those returns 23:37:43 Speak on precedent 23:38:06 As I said before, there was no way to predict when they would act.obviously working very hard 23:38:20 Moved with great speed. DEXTER DOUGLASS 23:38:49 People don't like to face the fact.like as individuals.statement in support of the Secretary of State 23:39:46 As her friend, I hope she will continue to do her job 23:40:01 Let's quit it.that's one of the things this opinion does. DAVID BOIES 23:40:26 At the very beginning of the argument indicated that this was not a personal disagreement with the Florida Secretary of State. 23:40:48 But now that legal issue has been decided.both have displayed respect for the rule of law. 23:41:26 Several times said we would be open to that.footnote 56 offered that and nobody took them up on that.whether it would be possible for the Bush campaign to take that up and get it done, I don't have an opinion on that. 23:42:04 If they wanted to have a statewide recount, they could have it 23:42:15 Could not have it now 23:42:25 We might want to pick through other counties.that's a hypothetical question.something Vice-President Gore and Governor Bush might speak about if they met... 23:42:59 I think the recount in each of the three counties is important.terribly important that those votes be counted 23:43:19 Each of the canvassing boards must count those votes by the deadline DEXTER DOUGLAS 23:43:47 No technical glitch.deliberating right up until the time they released their decision DAVID BOIES 23:44:15 That's for the Vice-President.for him to answer not me 23:44:26 I spoke to the Vice-President.any more details, get from him 23:44:37 Thank 23:44:39 Pull back/Exits ******* Baker transcript follows: BC-C2000-BAKER-COURT-RULING SKED C2000-BAKER-COURT-RULING sked The Federal Document Clearing House TRANSCRIPT November 21, 2000 CAMPAIGN 2000 FORMER SECRETARY JAMES BAKER BUSH CAMPAIGN SENIOR ADVISER FORMER SECRETARY JAMES BAKER HOLDS NEWS CONFERENCE FOLLOWING FLORIDA SUPREME COURT RULING eMediaMillWorks, Inc. (f/k/a Federal Document Clearing House, Inc.) 209 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, S.E., 2nd Floor WASHINGTON, D.C. 20003 Tel: 202-547-4512 Fax: 301-883-9754 COPYRIGHT 2000 BY eMediaMillWorks, Inc. NO PORTION OF THIS TRANSCRIPTION MAY BE COPIED, SOLD OR RETRANSMITTED WITHOUT THE EXPRESS WRITTEN AUTHORITY OF eMediaMillWorks, Inc. EVENTDATE: 11-21 CAMPAIGN 2000: BUSH CAMPAIGN HOLDS NEWS CONFERENCE REGARDING FLORIDA SUPREME COURT RULING NOVEMBER 21, 2000 SPEAKERS: FORMER SECRETARY JAMES A. BAKER III BUSH CAMPAIGN SENIOR ADVISER (+) BAKER: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. At Monday's oral argument before the Florida Supreme Court, Justice Harding asked a key question about Florida's electoral laws and standards. He said, "Is it right to change the rules in the middle of the game?" The Florida Supreme Court and some Democratic county electoral boards have decided to do just that. In keeping with Section 4 of Article II of the United States Constitution, Florida's legislature enacted a detailed statutory system for voting, for recounting, and for certifying results of elections. This statutory system reflects careful decisions about the separation of powers among various branches of government. It also strikes a balance between Florida's interests in achieving finality, and in permitting multiple recounts by various methods. Today, Florida's Supreme Court rewrote the legislature's statutory system, assumed the responsibilities of the executive branch, and side-stepped the opinion of the trial court as the finder of fact. Two weeks after the election, that court has changed the rules, and has invented a new system for counting the election results. So one should not now be surprised if the Florida legislature seeks to affirm the original rules. In addition, the Gore campaign is working to try to change the counting rules and standards in the three counties that are still manually recounting so as to overcome Governor Bush's continuing lead after all of the counts and recounts. Statistical experts have indicated that, based on the results so far, unless the counting standards are changed, there won't be enough votes to overcome Governor Bush's lead. So they now argue that a punch card vote should count even if there appears to be only an indentation. This is, of course, is the famous dimpled chad. And at least one of the Democratic-controlled county election boards has already decided to use this new standard and the others are considering it. No hole in the ballot is necessary, not even one loose corner is necessary, not even seeing any light through the ballot is necessary. Even if a voter decided not to make a choice because he or she could not decide between two closely competitive candidates, the Democratic county election boards can divine a choice based on an apparent indentation. XXX an apparent indentation. BAKER: This new standard for manual recounts directly contradicts a guideline issued on November 2, 1990 by Theresa LePore, the Democratic supervisor of elections for Palm Beach County. In that statement, Ms. LePore wrote, and I quote, "but a chad that is fully attached, bearing only an indention, should not be counted as a vote," close quote. All of this is unfair and unacceptable. It is not fair to change the election laws of Florida by judicial fiat after the election has been held. It is the not fair to change the rules and standards governing the counting or recounting of votes after it appears that one side has concluded that is the only way to get the votes it needs. And it is also not fair to refuse the count even once the ballots of many of our servicemen and -women overseas. It is simply not fair, ladies and gentlemen, to change the rules, either in the middle of the game, or after the game has been played. Therefore we intend to examine and consider whatever remedies we may have to correct this unjust result. QUESTION: Secretary Baker, first of all, can you be more specific about what the Bush team might do now in the way of an appeal or some other challenge? And second of all, when you alluded to the Florida legislature, what relief would you seek from the Florida legislature? BAKER: Well, I'm not suggesting that we are seeking relief -- we've made a decision to seek relief from the Florida legislature. But it does occur to me that the Supreme Court has pretty well rewritten the Florida electoral code even though they disclaim, in the opinion, that they intend to do so. And so I would not be surprised to see the legislature want to, perhaps, take action to get back to the original statutory provisions that were in place initially. I cannot tell you specifically tonight what additional actions Governor Bush and Secretary Cheney might authorize. XXX Cheney might authorize. BAKER: There are some actions that we can take. And as I indicated in my statement, I think it's incumbent upon us to consider and examine whatever remedies are available to us to reverse what we consider to be an unjust result. Yes? QUESTION: If the legislature... BAKER: Just a minute; I've got a question right here. QUESTION: If the legislature takes this up, would the Bush campaign support that, condone it? BAKER: Depends on what they take up. QUESTION: But if they take up a remedy as -- I guess, I've heard some members talk about setting the standard. Earlier a state senator said that he felt the Supreme Court was essentially trying to undo what the legislature did. BAKER: I think that... QUESTION: And that's what you're saying. BAKER: I think the legislature -- some people in the legislature probably feel that the court has undone the statutory provisions that were laid out in compliance with the U.S. Constitution for the conduct of the election in Florida. QUESTION: So if the Republican-controlled legislature then writes a bill that would redo it, would the Bush campaign support and endorse that? BAKER: Well, I think we'd have to see what the bill said before I could answer that question for you. We'd have to see what it said. I can't give you a carte blanche answer here today. Yes? QUESTION: If you're behind on Sunday at 5 p.m. -- if the vote total puts you behind, would you not accept those results? BAKER: Well, I don't know. I'm going to give you the same answer that you've been getting from the Gore campaign for -- since the 8th of November: All options have to remain on the table. We have to see what the situation is at that time. Yes, sir. QUESTION: As (inaudible) pointed out, you've been involved in many presidential campaigns; this one looks like it's ending in a court room. I wonder, you think that's a sign of the times, and is that troubling to you? BAKER: Yes, it does a little bit; it troubles me as I indicated right here in this room on November the 8th. But I've never been involved in any that were quite as much of a dead heat as this one. But I think it is -- I think it is troubling. On the other hand, we are a resilient nation and our Constitution and laws provide for remedies and actions and procedures in the event that a very close election like this happens. And therefore, I think it's important that we look at those and examine them and consider whether or not to move on any one or more of them. Yes, sir? QUESTION: Is the governor prepared to meet with the vice president now? BAKER: You know I've talked to Governor Bush today probably three times, maybe four, but I have not talked to him since the vice president appeared on television and that's a decision that Governor Bush will make. Yes, ma'am? QUESTION: You said, Secretary Baker, that this is unfair and unacceptable. Would you assign political motives to the justices? BAKER: I haven't done that. I think that I have said here that I believe that they have, in effect, rewritten the electoral laws of Florida after the contest, after the election has been held. XXX has been held. BAKER: And I have said that they have taken over, I believe, the functions of the executive branch in Florida. I believe that they have disregarded the principle of separation of powers. They are, in effect, telling the secretary of state that she must accept certain returns and eliminating the discretion that the Florida statutes give her. I'm not assigning political motives, but I saying what I said in my statement. I think that they're -- I think that the opinion, in those two respects, clearly overreaches and I'm sorry I have to say that, but that's my view. Yes, ma'am? QUESTION: If I may follow-up, if I may follow-up. So are you saying that you don't believe that they're politically motivated, just that you disagree with their interpretation of the law? BAKER: Well, I think they've done more than interpret the law, and I suppose we disagree with the actions that they've taken which go beyond interpreting the law, in our opinion. Yes? QUESTION: The opinion clearly states how they've come to their ruling... BAKER: Clearly states what? I didn't hear you. QUESTION: It clearly states how they reached their decision, and they lay out that certain laws supersede others, that it must be written -- that it must be taken in its entirety. It's not a rewriting of the law at all. BAKER: I think that the opinion is written is a manner that it gives great -- it gives great lip service to the principle that they are just interpreting the laws. They say in a number of places there: "We must leave this to the legislature to determine." But no one can deny that they change the statutory scheme for the conduct of Florida's elections, and no one can deny that they usurp the executive branch's functions as far as the secretary of state is concerned. I don't think many people would really argue that forcefully. Yes? QUESTION: Have the campaign, or Governor George W. Bush, consulted at all with Florida legislative leaders about that... BAKER: The legislative -- I haven't. I certainly haven't and I don't know -- and I'm sure Governor Bush has not. I can't tell you about everybody at the campaign. And -- nor can I tell you -- nor could I answer the other question here: Would we support action that the legislature takes carte blanche? We would have to know what the action was. XXX the action was. BAKER: Yes? QUESTION: Mr. Boies was here earlier. He stated that he felt there was no basis for an appeal in this evening's decision. Would you like to comment on that? BAKER: Well, I suppose if we -- if we determined to perfect an appeal to the United States Supreme Court, a decision that we have not as yet made, we would disagree with that, or we wouldn't perfect the appeal. I thought I also heard Mr. Boies say that they court relied upon an Illinois case which, in effect, blessed the standards -- blessed the idea of using -- of counting dimpled chads. I thought I heard that; maybe I misinterpreted that. But if that's what he said, I would disagree with that. The Illinois case cited on page 36 or 39 -- I don't know which it is, but it was the Hartke case -- didn't talk about dimpled chads at all. It involved hanging chads, the standard that these three counties or four counties, began using and the standard that they're not seeking to change. They're seeking to move from that standard to a more restrictive one -- I mean, sorry, more liberal one, being the dimpled chad. Yes? QUESTION: Mr. Baker, there was some talk earlier when Mr. Boies was speaking about the possibility of the Republicans -- your team -- asking certain counties in Florida to go back and do a manual recount, just try to crank it out and get it done by Sunday. Do you support that? Have you talked about that as a possibility? BAKER: I can't answer for you tonight whether that would be one of the remedies that I mentioned in my remarks. QUESTION: Can you rule it out? BAKER: Well, I don't think could -- I wouldn't want to rule anything out. But I certainly can't rule it in either. It's something that we would have to simply give some consideration to. Let me just say one final word and then I've got -- really have got to go. There has been a lot of talk about the Texas manual recount provision. If we were in Texas this would all be over because Texas only allows one manual recount. And it has some very, very clear and objective standards. XXX and objective standards. BAKER: And the first of those is when you see light coming through, and the second of those is where you have two corners or where you have a hanging chad. And it's only in the third instance that the statute in Texas speaks about any consideration of a dimpled chad, and it doesn't say that a dimpled chad can be considered standing alone. It says it can be considered only where it also is accompanied by a clearly ascertainable intent of the voter to vote. So there's a lot of difference between that statute and what's taking place here. And I think it's important that I point that out. Thank you all very much. END
CLINTON APEC SUMMIT
UNITED STATES PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON AT ASIAN PACIFIC ECONOMIC COOPERATION (APEC) SUMMIT. 22:52:12 ABC TV SLATE. 22:53:35 PANAMSAT NAPA SLATE. 23:01:27 US TV POOL SLATE / BREAK UP. 23:02:43 MWS SOUTH KOREAN PRESIDENT KIM DAE - JUNG STANDING IN LOBBY W/ PRESS IN BG. 23:02:49 PAN ACROSS MAN OPENING DOUBLE DOORS. 23:02:56 MWS MEN ENTERING THROUGH DOUBLE DOORS. 23:02:59 MWS PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON ENTERING THROUGH DOORS. 23:03:03 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG HAND SHAKE AND SMILE. 23:03:12 DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON PHOTO - OP W/ BACKS TO CAMERA. 23:03:14 DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON PHOTO OP FACING CAMERA. 23:03:24 CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG WALKING AWAY. 23:03:27 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:03:36 MWS CLINTON SITTING AT DESK SIGNING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG STANDING NEXT TO HIM. 23:03:55 MCU CLINTON LOOKING DOWN. 23:04:00 PAN DOWN CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:04:07 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:04:14 MWS DAE - JUNG STANDING NEXT TO CLINTON AS CLINTON FINISHES SIGNING BOOK. 23:04:29 WS ROOM W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG AND PEOPLE STANDING IN FG. 23:04:48 PUSH IN MS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SMILING. 23:04:51 MS CLINTON GETTING OUT OF SEAT AND WALKING AWAY. 23:04:55 WS GROUP WALKING TOWARD RED CARPET LINED STAIRS. 23:05:02 PHOTO OP DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON IN FRONT OF STAIRS. 23:05:31 PHOTO OP DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SHAKING HANDS. 23:05:39 MWS PRESIDENTS WALKING OUT OF ROOM. 23:05:51 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG TALKING IN MEETING ROOM W/ TRANSLATORS SITTING IN BG. 23:06:08 WS LEADERS TALKING W/ AMERICAN AND KOREAN FLAG IN BG. 23:06:12 MCU CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:06:17 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:06:31 PAN ACROSS TO CLINTON. 23:06:37 PULL OUT MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:06:45 WS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ OTHER OFFICIALS SITTING ON OPPOSITE SIDE OF ROOM. 23:06:56 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:07:06 MCU CLINTON LOOKING TOWARD DAE - JUNG. 23:07:08 PULL OUT MWS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 23:07:32 WS ROOM W/ PRESIDENTS IN BG AND AMERICAN OFFICIALS ON RIGHT OF SCREEN. 23:07:39 MCU CLINTON. 23:07:54 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:08:08 PRESS. 23:08:18 MCU CLINTON. 23:08:30 BLANK 23:08:57 DAE - JUNG. 23:09:00 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:09:28 WS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN ROOM. CLINTON STANDING BEHIND DESK TO SIGN BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:09:35 MWS CLINTON SITTING TO SIGN BOOK AND DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:09:37 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:09:43 WS CLINTON, DAE - JUNG AND OFFICIALS IN ROOM TALKING. 23:09:46 MS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:09:54 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATORS SITTING IN BG. 23:09:55 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:09:59 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS TAKING NOTES. 23:10:05 MS DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:10:11 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:10:14 MS CLINTON LOOKING OVER AT DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:10:22 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:10:27 WS ROOM W/ CLINTON, DAE - JUNG AND KOREAN AND AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:10:33 MWS LEADERS TALKING W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:10:39 MS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:10:46 MWS SAME AS BEFORE. 23:10:54 PUSH IN DAE - JUNG. 23:10:58 MS CLINTON SPEAKING W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:11:04 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG NODDING HIS HEAD. 23:11:09 MWS LEADERS W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:11:15 WS ROOM. 23:11:17 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:11:52 MS BOARD W/ KOREAN WRITING. 23:11:58 MS DAE - JUNG. 23:12:02 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:12:05 MWS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:12:11 MWS KOREA OFFICIALS. 23:12:16 PAN ACROSS TO DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 23:12:21 MS CLINTON AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:12:25 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:12:37 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:12:43 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:12:51 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG. 23:13:00 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:13:05 BACK TO DAE - JUNG. 23:13:17 MWS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:13:21 WS OFFICIALS AND CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:13:24 PAN ACROSS TO KOREAN OFFICIALS AND CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:13:31 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:13:37 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:13:41 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:13:55 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:14:03 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:14:12 MS CLINTON W/ CHIN RESTING ON HAND AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:14:19 LS AMERICAN OFFICIALS. 23:14:24 MS CLINTON W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:14:32 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:14:40 MS CLINTON AND TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:14:44 PAN ACROSS DAE - JUNG. 23:14:51 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:14:58 CUTAWAYS TO AMERICAN AND KOREAN OFFICIALS. 23:15:04 BLANK / REWINDS / FREEZE FRAME. 23:15:33 EXT WS PALACE. 23:15:40 MS KOREAN AND AMERICAN FLAG SIDE BY SIDE. 23:16:01 WS SOLDIERS LINING DRIVE WAY W/ TO PALACE IN BG. 23:16:20 SLATE. 23:16:24 MWS SOLDIERS LINING PALACE W/ PRESIDENTIAL CAR IN BG. 23:16:34 MS SOLDIER W/ PRESIDENTIAL CAR PULLING UP IN BG. 23:16:40 MS SOLDIER W/ VIEW OF PRESIDENT CLINTON SITTING IN CAR IN BG. 23:16:49 MS SOLDIER HOLDING DOOR OPEN. 23:16:52 MS CLINTON STEPPING OUT OF PRESIDENTIAL LIMOUSINE. 23:16:55 MS CLINTON WALKING INTO BUILDING. 23:16:59 INT ROOM. MWS CLINTON SITTING AT DESK SINGING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:17:05 CUTAWAY PRESS. 23:17:23 INT MEETING ROOM. WS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG W/ OFFICIALS ON EITHER SIDE OF THEM. 23:17:26 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:17:31 BLANK / REWINDS / BAR. 23:17:46 IN LOBBY. MS DAE - JUNG WALKING TO MEET CLINTON W/ PRESS IN BG. 23:17:51 MS CLINTON GETTING OUT OF LIMO AND WALKING W/ MAN IN FG. 23:17:57 MS PROFILE VIEW OF CLINTON WALKING INTO PALACE. 23:18:02 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG GREET W/ HANDSHAKE AND SMILE. 23:18:11 PHOTO OPS. 23:18:23 MS CLINTON SITTING AT DESK SIGNING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG AT HIS SIDE. 23:18:26 MS CLINTON SIGNING BOOK. 23:18:34 MCU HAND SIGNING BOOK. 23:18:36 SAME SHOT AS BEFORE. 23:18:43 MWS DAE - JUNG STANDING NEXT TO CLINTON AS HE SIGNS BOOK. 23:18:46 MS DAE - JUNG. 23:18:51 MS DAE - JUNG LEANING FORWARD AND POINTING AT BOOK AS CLINTON SMILES. 23:18:57 MWS CLINTON STANDS AND PRESIDENTS WALK AWAY. 23:19:08 PHOTO OP CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ RED CARPET STAIRCASE IN BG. 23:19:41 PHOTO OP CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG HAND SHAKE. 23:19:49 MS MEN WALKING AWAY. 23:19:50 INT MEETING ROOM. MWS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SITTING W/ TRANSLATORS IN BG. 23:19:53 MS DAE - JUNG W/ TRANSLATOR IN BG. 23:20:00 PAN ACROSS CLINTON. 23:20:15 VS ROOM, OFFICIALS. 23:20:19 MS DAE - JUNG. 23:20:29 MORE OF SOME IN MEETING ROOM AS BEFORE. 23:21:35 OVER SHOULDER SHOT OF CLINTON NOTE IN BOOK. 23:21:44 CU CLINTON SIGNATURE IN BOOK. 23:21:56 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:22:16 MS DAE - JUNG AND MEN IN BG. 23:22:23 MS DAE - JUNG WALKING W/ PRESS IN BG. 23:22:33 CLINTON ENTERING PALACE FROM DIFFERENT ANGLE. 23:22:47 MCU HAND SHAKE BETWEEN DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 23:22:51 PHOTO OP W/ BACK TO CAMERA. 23:23:05 MWS CLINTON WALKING OVER TO TABLE W/ BOOK FROM DIFFERENT ANGLE W/ DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:23:13 MCU HAND HOLDING PEN OVER BOOK. 23:23:18 MS CLINTON SITTING DOWN. 23:23:21 MS CLINTON SINGING BOOK W/ DAE - JUNG STANDING IN BG. 23:23:27 MCU HAND SIGNING BOOK. 23:23:30 MS SAME AS BEFORE. 23:23:44 MCU DAE -JUNG. 23:23:47 MCU PROFILE CLINTON. 23:23:48 PAN DOWN HAND SIGNING BOOK. 23:23:56 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG SAME AS BEFORE. 23:24:04 MCU DAE - JUNG. 23:24:08 MWS SAME AS BEFORE. 23:24:13 MCU PROFILE CLINTON. 23:24:17 MS DAE - JUNG POINTING AT BOOK W/ CLINTON LOOKING UP AT HIM. 23:24:28 MWS MEN SMILING AND CLINTON STANDING. 23:24:32 PRESS. 23:24:36 INT MEETING ROOM. VS SAME AS BEFORE OF CLINTON, DAE - JUNG AND OFFICIALS. 23:25:27 BLANK / REWINDS / BARS. 23:25:56 MCU CLINTON NOTE IN BOOK. 23:26:01 CU NOTE AND SIGNATURE. 23:26:09 BLANK / REWINDS / REFEED BOOK / BLANK. 23:27:33 INT OFFICE. PAN DOWN PEOPLE SITTING IN FRONT OF COMPUTERS. 23:27:34 NETWORK POOL SLATE / REWINDS / BLANK. 23:27:49 MS MAN SITTING W/ COMPUTER IN BG. 23:27:51 REWINDS. 23:28:23 INT OFFICE. MS MAN HANDING PHONE TO COLLEAGUE IN BG. 23:28:26 BLANK. 23:28:30 EXT STREET. MWS PEOPLE WALKING DOWN STREET. 23:28:45 MWS FOOD VENDOR W/ PERSON WALKING IN FG. 23:29:07 MS FOOD VENDOR W/ OTHER W/ OTHER STANDS IN MARKET IN BG. 23:29:12 MWS PEOPLE WALKING THROUGH NARROW SPACE BETWEEN PARKED CARS. 23:29:21 MS WOMAN WALKING DOWN STREET W/ TRAY OF FOOD BALANCED ON HER HEAD. 23:29:31 MS FOOD VENDOR. 23:29:50 MWS WOMEN LOOKING AT ITEMS IN OUTDOOR MARKET. 23:30:01 MWS WOMAN WALKING W/ TRAY ON HEAD AND PEOPLE IN BG. 23:30:05 MWS LUGGAGE STORE. 23:30:06 MWS CAR TRYING TO GET DOWN STREET OF PEDESTRIANS IN FG AND BG. 23:30:18 VS PEOPLE WALKING THROUGH MARKET. 23:31:08 MWS CUSTOMERS W/ MERCHANDISE IN BG. 23:31:12 PAN UP BASEBALL CAPS. 23:31:21 VS CUSTOMERS. 23:31:38 MS VENDOR W/ HATS IN FG. 23:31:40 TWO SHOT WOMEN. 23:31:52 MS MAN TRYING ON HAT W/ PEOPLE IN FG AND BG. 23:32:00 MS WOMAN AT STAND. 23:32:10 MCU PROFILE WOMAN TALKING ON CELLULAR PHONE. 23:32:18 MS WOMAN ON CELLULAR PHONE. 23:32:22 MCU MAN ON CELLULAR PHONE. 23:32:31 VS SEA OF PEOPLE WALKING DOWN STREET. 23:34:01 POSTERS READ SALE AND 20 AND 30% OFF. 23:34:28 VS STORE SIGNS. 23:34:48 MWS STORE FRONT OF SHOE STORE HAVING SALE. 23:34:54 REWINDS. 23:35:11 INT SHOE STORE. MS WOMEN LOOKING AT SHOES. 23:35:24 MS MAN LOOKING AT TIES. 23:35:32 MS YOUNG WOMAN W/ SHOES ON SHELF IN FG. 23:35:38 MCU WOMAN W/ BOOTS IN FG. 23:35:43 REWINDS 23:35:51 MS MOTHER AND DAUGHTER LOOKING AT BOOTS IN STORE. 23:36:00 MS WOMAN SITTING W/ SALESMAN PUTTING SHOES BACK IN BOX. 23:36:01 REWINDS. 23:36:03 MWS WOMAN SITTING AND TRYING BOOTS ON W/ SALESMAN KNEELING AT HER SIDE. 23:36:06 MS CASHIER W/ CUSTOMERS IN FG. 23:36:12 REWINDS 23:36:17 MS YOUNG WOMAN W/ SALESMAN TALKING TO HER IN BG. 23:36:23 MS SALESMAN W/ WOMAN IN FG. 23:36:24 PAN ACROSS CASHIER. 23:36:33 MS WOMAN W/ MONEY IN HAND AND SALESMAN IN BG. 23:36:36 MCU MONEY ON COUNTER. 23:36:38 MS CASHIER TAKING MONEY. 23:36:41 BLANK / NETWORK POOL. 23:36:58 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. MWS PRESS SITTING IN FG AND PODIUMS IN BG. 23:41:00 PRESS. 23:41:16 MWS MEN WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:43:24 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. PAN ACROSS PRESS. 23:43:47 MWS PEOPLE WALKING INTO ROOM W/ REPORTERS SITTING IN FG. 23:43:56 MWS PRESS. 23:44:09 INT CORRIDOR. PEOPLE WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:44:20 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:44:54 MWS SIDE ANGLE OF PODIUM AND PAN ACROSS PRESS. 23:45:13 IN CORRIDOR. PEOPLE WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:45:44 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. VS PRESS. 23:46:26 MCU OPEN NEWSPAPER. 23:46:34 MS REPORTER READING NEWSPAPER. 23:46:46 PAN ACROSS REPORTERS. 23:46:54 MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:47:13 MS MAN W/ CAMERA IN BG. 23:47:23 PAN ACROSS PRESS TO REPORTER READING NEWSPAPER. 23:47:41 MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:48:25 INT CORRIDOR. PEOPLE GATHERED IN GROUP TALKING AND OTHERS WALKING DOWN HALL. 23:49:48 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. PAN ACROSS PRESS. 23:50:08 INT CORRIDOR. MEN WALKING DOWN HALL. 23:50:33 PUSH IN MS DAE - JUNG WALKING DOWN CORRIDOR. 23:51:18 INT PRESS CONFERENCE. MWS PRESS W/ PODIUMS IN BG. 23:51:28 MWS PRESS W/ MAN WALKING TO PODIUM IN BG. 23:51:31 MWS PRESS W/ MAN WALKING AWAY FROM PODIUM IN BG. 23:53:01 INT CORRIDOR. MWS DAE - JUNG. 23:53:05 MS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON SHAKING HANDS BEFORE WALKING INTO CONFERENCE ROOM. 23:53:06 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG WALKING DOWN HALL SIDE BY SIDE. 23:53:18 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG WALKING THROUGH DOORWAY. 23:53:23 INT CONFERENCE ROOM. PRESS IN FG AND ENTRANCE IN BG. 23:53:27 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG ENTER ROOM W/ PRESS IN FG. 23:53:33 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG TAKE PLACES AT PODIUM. 23:53:36 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:53:38 MS MAN SPEAKING KOREAN INTO MICROPHONE MAKING INTRODUCTIONS. 23:54:00 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ PRESS IN FG. 23:54:04 MS DAE - JUNG WELCOMING EVERYONE. 23:54:58 MS DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON IN BG. 23:55:03 PUSH IN MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:55:35 TALKING ABOUT NORTHEAST ASIA AND ISSUES OF COMMON INTEREST. 23:55:40 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG. 23:55:57 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:56:32 DAE - JUNG SPEAKING ABOUT NORTH KOREA. 23:56:56 DAE - JUNG - POLICY OF ENGAGEMENT IS BEST POLICY FROM REALISTIC STAND POINT. 23:57:01 MS PROFILE DAE - JUNG W/ CLINTON IN BG. 23:57:22 MS DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:57:37 DAE - JUNG WILL NOT TOLERATE NORTH KOREA TO PROLIFERATE NUCLEAR WEAPONS. 23:58:03 MCU HANDS WRITING IN NOTEBOOK. 23:58:11 MS REPORTERS TAKING NOTES. 23:58:20 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:59:04 WS PRESS IN FG AND CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 23:59:22 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 23:59:36 DAE - JUNG SAYING THAT HE AND CLINTON HAD IN-DEPTH CONVERSATION ON HOW TO PROMOTE ECONOMIC COOPERATION. 23:59:50 CLINTON SUPPORT FOR KOREA TO MOVE PASSED ECONOMIC CRISIS. 00:00:50 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:00:57 PAN ACROSS TO DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 00:01:13 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 00:01:24 DAE - JUNG SATISFIED W/ ECONOMIC MEASURES THAT WERE AGREED UPON. 00:01:47 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:02:11 DAE - JUNG SAYING THAT UNITED STATES AND KOREA WILL COOPERATE W/ EACH OTHER. 00:02:37 DAE - JUNG SAYING HE AND CLINTON WILL WORK TOGETHER ON REGIONAL AND GLOBAL ISSUES. 00:02:58 CUTAWAY OFFICIALS. 00:03:18 MS DAE - JUNG SPEAKING W/ CLINTON IN BG. 00:03:34 MCU DAE - JUNG SPEAKING. 00:04:08 DAE - JUNG SAYING THAT MEETING DEEPENED MUTUAL TRUST BETWEEN TWO COUNTRIES. MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ PRESS IN FG. 00:04:24 MS CLINTON SPEAKING. (AUDIO ECHOES) 00:05:03 CLINTON SAYING DAE - JUNG IS GREAT CHAMPION OF DEMOCRACY. 00:05:36 MWS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG W/ PRESS IN BG. 00:05:38 MCU CLINTON TALKING ABOUT PEACEFUL KOREA. 00:06:29 CLINTON SUPPORTS DAE - JUNG POLICY ON GRADUAL ENGAGEMENT W/ NORTH KOREA. 00:06:38 MS CLINTON W/ DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:06:49 MCU CLINTON STOP KOREA FROM DEVELOPING NUCLEAR WEAPONS. 00:07:56 PUT KOREA BACK ON TRACK TO ECONOMIC GROWTH. 00:08:01 MCU PROFILE CLINTON. 00:08:05 MS CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:08:13 CLINTON SAYING US HAS WORKED TO SUPPORT KOREA S EFFORTS. 00:08:52 MENTIONS VISIT TO JAPAN AND ASIAN GROWTH AND RECOVERY INITIATIVE. 00:08:54 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:09:16 MCU CLINTON KOREA HAS ENDURED MUCH PAIN. 00:09:35 US WILL SUPPORT YOUR EFFORTS. 00:10:00 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:10:09 GRATEFUL FOR KOREA S LEADERSHIP IN APEC. 00:10:16 MCU CLINTON SPEAKING. 00:10:28 MENTIONING STATEMENT MADE BY DAE - JUNG TO OPEN KOREAN AUTOMOBILE MARKETS TO AMERICAN MANUFACTURERS. 00:12:08 CUTAWAY PRESS. 00:12:18 MS CLINTON THANKING AUDIENCE. 00:12:27 MWS PRESS W/ PRESIDENTS IN BG. 00:12:30 MS KOREAN MAN GIVING INSTRUCTIONS FOR Q&A. 00:12:55 Q & A W/ DAE - JUNG AND CLINTON. 00:18:38 CLINTON SAYING THAT IF NORTH KOREA CONTINUES W/ NUCLEAR WEAPONS THERE WILL BE RELUCTANCE TO CONTINUE TO FUND AMERICAN RESPONSIBILITIES UNDER AGREED FRAMEWORK. 00:18:48 IMPORTANT WE GET ACCESS TO QUESTIONABLE SITE. 00:20:03 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:20:09 CLINTON SPEAKING. 00:21:00 MS REPORTER ASKING CLINTON ABOUT IRAQ SITUATION. 00:21:18 CLINTON BELIEVES THEIR OBLIGATIONS. 00:22:19 IRAQ TOOK NO AFFIRMATIVE STEPS AS WAS THERE DUTY UNDER UNITED NATIONS. 00:23:53 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:24:00 CUTAWAY REPORTER. 00:24:16 MWS PRESS W/ CLINTON AND DAE - JUNG IN BG. 00:25:09 CLINTON AND PULL OUT SAME AS BEFORE. 00:25:21 CLINTON DISCUSSING NORTH KOREA AND HONORING AGREED FRAMEWORK. CLINTON SPEAKING TO END.
The Charlie Rose Show: Former President BiIl Clinton
Former President Bill Clinton appears on the Charlie Rose Show. Rose: ARE YOU SUGGESTING BY 23:27:01 THAT SENATOR OBAMA IS MORE SYMBOL THAN SUBSTANCE AS AN 23:27:06 AGENT OF CHANGE. THAT'S NOT -- HE CAN'T HELP 23:27:09 THAT. >> Rose: IS THAT THE REALITY 23:27:11 THAT HE IS MORE SYMBOL THAN -- >> OTHER PEOPLE -- WHAT I'M 23:27:15 SUGGESTING IS THAT IF I WERE NOT -- IF I HAD NEVER BEEN 23:27:19 MARRIED TO HILLARY BUT I HAD KNOWN HER 36 YEARS AND SHE ASKED 23:27:25 ME TO DO THIS FOR HER CAMPAIGN I WOULD IN A HEARTBEAT BECAUSE I 23:27:29 DON'T THINK IT'S CLOSE OF ALL THE CHOICES. 23:27:32 I LIKE ALL OF THESE PEOPLE. I THINK THE OTHERS ARE ENTITLED 23:27:37 A SERIOUS LOOK. JOHN EDWARDS MADE A SERIOUS 23:27:39 STUDY OF POVERTY THE LAST FOUR YEARS. 23:27:41 HE STARTED RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT TWO YEARS AFTER HE WAS IN THE 23:27:45 SENATE FULL TIME BUT WHEN HE LEFT THE SENATE HE MADE A 23:27:48 SERIOUS STUDY OF POVERTY. THE OTHERS BIDEN, DODD, 23:27:52 RICHARDSON HAVE DONE GREAT THINGS. 23:27:54 I THAT I THAT COUNTS FOR SOMETHING. 23:27:57 I'M OLD FASHIONED I THINK A PRESIDENT OUGHT TO HAVE DONE 23:28:00 SOMETHING FOR HIS COUNTRY OBAMA IS A PERSON OF ENORMOUS 23:28:08 TALENT. STAGGERING POLITICAL SKILLS. 23:28:12 >> Rose: READY TO BE PRESIDENT? 23:28:13 >> THE VOTERS HAVE TO MAKE UP THEIR MIND. 23:28:16 >> Rose: YOU SAT IN THE OFFICE. 23:28:17 >> YES, BUT WHAT I'M SAYING IS IN MY EXPERIENCE, WHAT I KNOW 23:28:21 ABOUT THE JOB AND WHAT I KNOW ABOUT THE WORLD. 23:28:23 I'VE BEEN TO 90 COUNTRIES SINCE I'VE BEEN OUT OF OFFICE. 23:28:27 I WANT A PRESIDENT NEXT TIME WHO HAS A GOOD VISION AND HAS GREAT 23:28:31 PROGRAMS BUT UNDERSTANDS THAT AGAIN VISION AND PROGRAMS DON'T 23:28:35 NECESSARILY CHANGE PEOPLE'S LIVES. 23:28:37 HILLARY, EVER SINCE I KNEW HER, HAS BEEN THE BEST I EVER SAW AT 23:28:42 SEEING A PROBLEM AND FIGURING OUT WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT. 23:28:46 I HAVE NOTHING BAD TO SAY ABOUT HIM AND OTHERS. 23:28:49 >> Rose: YOU SAID YOU KEEP SCORE -- 23:28:53 >> IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU THINK THE ELECTION IS B. IF YOU LISTEN 23:28:56 TO THE PEOPLE STRONGLY FOR HIM THEY SAY THROW AWAY THE 23:29:00 EXPERIENCED PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY'VE BEEN THROUGH THE WARS OF 23:29:02 THE 1990'S. THEY'VE MADE ENOUGH DECISIONS 23:29:05 AND ENOUGH CALLS THAT THEY'VE MADE A FEW MISTAKES AND WE WANT 23:29:09 SOMEBODY WHO STARTED RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT A YEAR AFTER HE BECAME 23:29:15 A SENATOR BECAUSE HE IS FRESH AND NEW AND HAS MASSIVE 23:29:18 POLITICAL SKILLS AND WE'RE WILLING TO RISK IT. 23:29:21 AND I EVEN WHEN I WAS A GOVERNOR AND YOUNG I DIDN'T RUN. 23:29:30 I HAD LOTS OF DEMOCRATIC GOVERNORS ENCOURAGING ME TO. 23:29:36 I KNEW IN MY BONES I SHOULDN'T RUN. 23:29:40 I DIDN'T THINK I WAS READY TO BE PRESIDENT. 23:29:42 >> Rose: LOO AT THIS IS JOE BIDEN READY TO BE PRESIDENT? 23:29:47 >> ABSOLUTELY. >> Rose: IS CHRIS DODD? 23:29:49 >> I THINK HE IS. >> Rose: IS BILL RICHARDSON 23:29:53 READY TO BE PRESIDENT? >> LET ME EXPLAIN IT THIS WAY, 23:29:57 ALL OF THEM KNOW ENOUGH AND HAVE MADE A ENOUGH DECISIONS 23:30:02 INCLUDING A FEW MISTAKES. I WANT A PRESIDENT WHO MADE A 23:30:06 MISTAKE. >> Rose: YOU BELIEVE YOU LEARN 23:30:07 MORE FROM FAILURE THAN YOU DO VICTORY? 23:30:10 >> NO BUT I THINK YOU LEARN SOMETHING FROM BOTH IF YOU'VE 23:30:13 GOT ANY SENSE. THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE IS 23:30:17 NOT TO CRITICIZE -- I HAVE NOTHING BAD TO SAY ABOUT ANY OF 23:30:21 THESE PEOPLE. OBAMA, I GET CKLED WATCHING 23:30:25 HIM. HE HAS GREAT SKILLS. 23:30:27 IT DEPENDS ON WHAT THE AMERICAN PEOPLE BELIEVE IS MORE IMPORTANT 23:30:33 IS IT MORE IMPORTANT TO HAVE SOMETHING BY HIS NATURE 23:30:38 COMPELLING, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE SYMBOL OF 23:30:43 TRANSFORMATION OR IS IT MORE IMPORTANT TO HAVE SOMEBODY WHO 23:30:48 WOULD SYMBOLIZE CHANGE BY BEING THE FIRST WOMAN PRESIDENT BUT 23:30:52 HAS DONE INCREDIBLE NUMBERS OF THINGS TO CHANGE OTHER PEOPLES 23:30:56 LIVES. I THINK THAT MATTERS. 23:30:58 >> Rose: I DON'T WANT TO SIT HERE AND MAKE A TEST ABOUT ONE 23:31:01 CANDIDATE VERSUS ANOTHER. >> I DON'T EITHER. 23:31:03 >> Rose: BUT I DO WANT TO TAP INTO YOUR SENSE OF WHERE AMERICA 23:31:07 OUGHT TO BE AND WHAT THE STANDARD OUGHT TO BE AND WHAT 23:31:10 THE ISSUES OUGHT TO BE AND WHAT YOU THINK -- 23:31:13 >> I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU. I THINK THE STANDARD -- I THINK 23:31:17 WE NEED SOMEONE WHO CAN FIRST CHANGE DIRECTION. 23:31:20 >> Rose: AND ON THAT COUNT -- >> ALL OF THEM WILL. 23:31:23 >>AN VOTE FOR ANY OF THESE DEMOCRATS AND THEY'LL GIVE US A 23:31:29 DIFFERENT FOREIGN POLICY AND A MORE AGGRESSIVE EFFORT ON 23:31:32 CLIMATE CHANGE. >> Rose: THEY'LL BE CHANGE 23:31:34 AGENTS. >> THEY'LL ALL CHANGE 23:31:36 DIRECTIONS. I KNOW THAT OBAMA -- I KNOW THAT 23:31:40 HILLARY AND EDWARDS AND KUCINIC AND RICHARDSON HAVE UNIVERSAL 23:31:46 HEALTH CARE PLANS. MAYBE DODD DOES. 23:31:48 BIDEN AND OBAMA DON'T. EVEN THEY WOULD DO MORE ON 23:31:52 HEALTH CARE THAN THEY ARE DOING NOW. 23:31:54 >> Rose: IT BECOMES A DEBATE BETWEEN CANDIDATE AS TO HOW THEY 23:32:00 DEFINE UNIVERSALITY AND THAT. >> THERE'S NO REAL DEBATE ON 23:32:05 THAT. THERE'S NO OBJECTIVE THIRD PARTY 23:32:08 AUTHORITIES SAYING THERE'S NO SUBS STALL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 23:32:11 THE PLANS. THAT'S NOT THE POINT. 23:32:14 THE POINT IS GET YOU A CHANGE IN DIRECTION. 23:32:16 YOU HAVE A SIMPLE QUESTION HERE. WHO WOULD BE THE BEST PRESIDENT? 23:32:19 WHO IS THE THE MOST READY TO LEAD? 23:32:22 >> Rose: DOESN'T THAT DEPEND -- LETE INTERRUPT. 23:32:29 DOESN'T THAT DEPEND IN TERMS OF 1992, 1996, DOESN'T THAT 23:32:34 DEPENDENT ON IN PART -- NOT JUST THE CANDIDATE BUT WHERE THE 23:32:39 COUNTRY IS AND WHERE THE WORLD IS? 23:32:40 >> SURE. >> Rose: AND SOMEHOW THERE'S 23:32:44 SOMETHING CALLED HISTORY AND WHERE THEY ARE AND HOW THEY 23:32:47 PERCEIVE AMERICA'S MOST. YOU JUST SAID THAT AMERICAN 23:32:50 PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THESE ISSUES HAVE A TWO COMPLEX -- ARE TOO 23:32:54 COMPLEX FOR ONE COUNTRY TO SOLVE AND AMERICA LIVES IN A WORLD 23:32:57 TODAY IN WHICH THEIR NEW SOURCES OF POWER AND REAL COMPETITIVE 23:33:01 POWER. >> A DEGREE WITH THAT. 23:33:03 -- I AGREE WITH THAT. REMEMBER IN 1992 WHEN I WAS JUST 23:33:07 46 YEARS OLD I WAS ALSO THE SENIOR GOVERNOR IN AMERICA. 23:33:12 >> Rose: DEALING EVERY DAY WITH DOMESTIC ISSUES. 23:33:15 >> BUT I'D BEEN DOING FOR A LONG TIME. 23:33:18 I ALSO HAD EXTENSIVE INTERNATIONAL ECONOMIC 23:33:21 EXPERIENCE BECAUSE OF MY ECONOMIC DEVELOPMENT EFFORTS. 23:33:26 AND I DO BELIEVE NOW THAT THE SECURITY ISSUES ARE MORE 23:33:30 IMPORTANT EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE IN THE BACK GROUND. 23:33:32 THEY ARE MOG -- MORE SOMETHING THAN THEY WERE THEN. 23:33:36 THEN WE WEREN'T SO MUCH WORRIED ABOUT OUR SECURITY. 23:33:40 WE WERE WORRIED ABOUT BUILDING ARCHITECTURE FOR THE POST COLD 23:33:47 WAR WORLD. >> Rose: DIFFERENT FROM UNDER 23:33:50 GEORGE BUSH. >> AT LEAST HE CALLED FOR IT AND 23:33:51 HE DID SOME OF THE TRADE WORK. WE HAD QUITE A LOT OF OVERLAP IN 23:33:55 WHAT WE WANTED TO DO, HE AND I DID, ON THAT SCORE. 23:33:59 >> Rose: PRIMARILY MANAGING THE RUSH RUSSIAN RELATIONSHIP AT 23:34:04 THE END OF THE COLD WAR. >> WE WANTED TO DO THAT AND WE 23:34:07 DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB OF THAT, I THINK. 23:34:09 HE DID AND I THINK I DID. THE POINT I'M TRYING TO MAKE 23:34:13 HERE WAS THAT THIS WHOLE ELECTION WILL BE DETERMINED IN 23:34:16 PART BY WHAT YOU THINK A PRESIDENT'S SUPPOSED TO DO. 23:34:21 AND WHETHER YOU WANT A PRESIDENT -- AND WHAT DO YOU 23:34:23 WANT THEM TO DO BASED ON WHAT THEY HAVE DONE AND WHETHER YOU 23:34:26 THINK IT MATTERS IN A -- I MEAN IN THEORY NO EXPERIENCE MATTERS. 23:34:36 IN THEORY WE COULD FIND SOMEONE WHO IS GIFTED TELEVISION 23:34:42 COMMENTATOR. >> Rose: YOU THINK? 23:34:44 >> AND LET THEM RUN. THEY WOULD HAVE ONLY ONE YEAR 23:34:48 LESS EXPERIENCE IN NATIONAL POLITICS. 23:34:50 OR, YOU KNOW -- [ LAUGHTER ] 23:34:52 I'M JUST SAYING -- I DON'T WANT TO BE FLIPPANT HERE. 23:34:56 THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO HONESTLY BELIEVE WHAT YOU HAVE 23:34:59 DONE FOR OTHER PEOPLE IN YOUR PUBLIC LIFE. 23:35:01 >> Rose: OR YOUR PRIVATE LIFE. >> IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT. 23:35:07 THAT WHAT MATTERS IS WHAT YOU SYMBOLIZE. 23:35:10 >> Rose: YOU DON'T? >> NO, I DON'T. 23:35:12 I DON'T BASED ON NOT ONLY THE GOOD THINGS WE DID WHEN I WAS 23:35:17 PRESIDENT BUT THE CHALLENGES I FACED EVEN WHEN THE EXPERIENCES 23:35:21 THAT I HAD. I THINK SHE'S -- FOR THIS MOMENT 23:35:24 IN TIME -- SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER QUALIFIED, HILLARY IS -- 23:35:30 >> Rose: BECAUSE YOUR PREPARATION IS BETTER THAN -- 23:35:33 THAN MINE WAS AND BECAUSE OF WHAT SHE'S ACHIEVED WORKING WITH 23:35:39 REPUBLICANS AND DEMOCRATS IN THE SENATE. 23:35:41 THE SECURITY AND THE WORK SHE'S DONE IN HEALTH CARE. 23:35:43 SHE AND JOHN McCAIN TOOK SKEPTICAL REPUBLICANS TO THE 23:35:48 NORTHERN MOST VILLAGE IN NORWAY. TO THE NORTHERN MOST AMERICAN 23:35:52 TOWN, POINT BARREL ALASKA. WE NOW HAVE A BIPARTISAN 23:35:57 MAJORITY IN THE U.S. SENATE TO SET A LIMIT ON CARBON EMISSIONS 23:36:01 AND PUT AMERICA BACK IN THE FOREFRONT OF THIS CHANGE. 23:36:04 IN A WAY THAT I THINK IS CRITICAL TO OUR ECONOMIC FUTURE. 23:36:07 SHE PLAYED A ROLE IN THAT. I THINK THAT MATTERS. 23:36:10 I THINK THOSE KINDS OF THINGS MATTER. 23:36:13 THE VOTERS ARE ENTITLEDO SAY THEY DON'T. 23:36:16 >> Rose: THEY CAN SAY WE THINK THEY MATTER BUT WE CHOOSE TO GO 23:36:21 THIS. >> AND WE'RE PREPARED TO ROLL 23:36:25 THE DICE. >> Rose: YOU WOULD SAY TO THE 23:36:27 VOTERS IF THEY ARE PREPARED TO CHOOSE SOMEONE WITH LESS 23:36:30 EXPERIENCE BUT PERHAPS OTHER QUALITIES AS YOU'VE SAID GIFTED 23:36:33 IN POLITICS. >> VERY GIFTED. 23:36:35 >> Rose: THEN THEY ARE ROLLING THE DICE IS WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. 23:36:39 >> WELL -- >> Rose: THEY ARE ARE ROLLING 23:36:42 THE DICE WITH AMERICA IF THEY DON'T CHOOSE WHO YOU ARE TALKING 23:36:46 ABOUT. >> IT'S LESS PREDICABLE, ISN'T 23:36:49 IT? WHEN IS THE LAST TIME WE ELECTED 23:36:52 A PRESIDENT BASED ON ONE YEAR OF SERVICE. 23:36:57 HE WILL HAVE BEEN A SENATOR LONGER BUT ONCE YOU START 23:37:00 RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT YOU DON'T HAVE TIME TO DO MUCH ELSE. 23:37:04 >> Rose: JOHN KENNEDY WAS 43 WHEN HE WAS ELECTED, WASN'T? 23:37:09 YOU WERE HOW OLD? >> I I WAS 46. 23:37:11 >> Rose: I -- I KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE. 23:37:20 SOME PEOPLE ARE SAYING THE FOLLOWING ABOUT IN ISSUE -- THIS 23:37:24 ISSUE ABOUT EXPERIENCE -- LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE IN WASHINGTON 23:37:28 HANDLING THE WAR. EVEN THOSE WHO SUPPORTED THEN 23:37:31 AND NOW LIKE JOHN McCAIN IS A EXPERIENCE CREWED IT UP. 23:37:36 EXPERIENCE IN NATIONAL SECURITY SCREWED IT UP. 23:37:39 >> I AGREE WITH THAT. >> Rose: YOU CAN MAKE THE 23:37:42 ARGUMENT FOR EXPERIENCE BUT IT FALLS SHORT IF YOU BELIEVE WHAT 23:37:45 THEY SAY. THE OTHER THING ABOUT KENNEDY. 23:37:47 THERE'S THIS IDEA, TOO, THAT LIFE'S EXPERIENCES ARE 23:37:54 IMPORTANT, TOO. YOU DOESN'T HAVE TO BE IN THE 23:37:56 SENATE. >> A DEGREE WITH THAT. 23:37:57 >> Rose: IT DOESN'T -- I AGREE WITH THAT. 23:38:00 >> Rose: YOU HAD NO SUPPORT IN THE -- EXPERIENCE IN THE SENATE 23:38:04 BUT YOU HAD EXPERIENCE WITH DEALING WITH PROBLEMS. 23:38:09 >> LET'S EXTRACT THIS. LET'S DEAL WITH THE EXPERIENCE 23:38:14 ISSUE. I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME 23:38:16 SENATOR OBAMA SAID THAT. HE SAID CHENEY AND RUMSFELD HAD 23:38:20 A LOT OF EXPERIENCE. THAT HAS GREAT SUPERFICIAL 23:38:23 APPEAL. LET ME MAKE THE ARGUMENT IN 23:38:27 ANOTHER CONTEXT. THAT'S LIKE SAYING BECAUSE 100% 23:38:31 OF THE MEDICAL MALPRACTICE CASES ARE COMMITTED BY DOCTORS THE 23:38:37 NEXT TIME I NEED SURGERY I'LL GET A CHEF OR A PLUM HER TO DO 23:38:43 IT -- PLUMBER TO DO IT. LOGICAL EXTENSION OF THAT IS 23:38:49 INHERENTLY ABSURD. SO IT'S NOT EXPERIENCE, SIT WHAT 23:38:56 IS -- IT IS WHAT IS YOUR RECORD OF DOING FOR OTHER PEOPLE AND 23:39:00 CAN YOU MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN PEOPLE'S LIVES AND DO YOU LEARN 23:39:04 FROM YOUR MISTAKES? I THINK YOU DO. 23:39:06 SECONDLY. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH 23:39:08 AMBITION TO BE PRESIDENT. >> Rose: WITH ALL RESPECT, YOU 23:39:12 OUGHT TO KNOW. >> THAT'S RIGHT. 23:39:15 I THINK IT'S REALLY, REALLY INTERESTING THAT, YOU KNOW, I'VE 23:39:20 HEARD SENATOR OBAMA -- I DON'T KNOW A DOZEN TIMES, SEEN HIM 23:39:26 QUOTED IN THE NEWSPAPERS MAKING SOME FAIRLY DERISIVE AND OBVIOUS 23:39:31 COMMENT ABOUT HILLARY SAYING SHE HAD SOME DECADES OLD PLAN TO BE 23:39:37 PRESIDENT. REPEATING THIS TOTAL CANNARD. 23:39:44 >> Rose: SHE MADE SOME REMARKS ABOUT HIM AND SOME PAPER HE HAD 23:39:48 WRITTEN WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG PERSON THAT HE WROTE, SOME 23:39:54 ESSAY. I DON'T THINK IT MAKES A 23:39:56 DIFFERENCE. >> LET'S BE FAIR THAT WAS HOW 23:39:59 THE PAPERS IT. THAT IS NOT WHAT HAPPENED. 23:40:01 HE KEPT SAYING. HE KEPT REPEATED THIS FABRICATED 23:40:05 ACCOUNT FROM THIS ANTIHILLARY BOOK THAT SHE HAD THIS DECADES 23:40:09 LONG PLAN TO BE PRESIDENT. AS IF IT WAS SOMETHING BAD 23:40:14 BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE A DECADES LONG PLAN TO BE PRESIDENT. 23:40:17 SO ON HER WEB SITE THEY PUT UP REPORTS FROM PEOPLE WHO WORKED 23:40:20 FOR SENATOR OBAMA THAT HE WAS PLANNING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT 23:40:23 WHEN HE FIRST GOT TO THE SENATE. THAT HE WAS PLANNING IN THE 23:40:27 STATE SENATE. THEY PUT THE KINDERGARTEN LETTER 23:40:31 AND THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY. OBAMA'S PEOPLE SEIZED ON IT AND 23:40:35 GOT THE PRESS TO WRITE ONLY ABOUT THAT. 23:40:37 I THINK IT'S FUNNY. CONSIDER THIS: HERE WAS 23:40:41 HILLARY'S LIFETIME PLAN TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT, RIGHT? 23:40:43 WHEN SHE GOT OUT OF YALE LAW SCHOOL, SHE COULD HAVE GONE TO 23:40:48 CHICAGO WHERE SHE WAS FROM, TAKEN A JOB IN A LAW FIRM. 23:40:55 >> Rose: AND LOW AND BEHOLD SHE BET ON A POLITICIAN WHO WAS 23:40:59 JUST DEFEATED HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON NO MONEY AND MOVED TO 23:41:02 ARKANSAS. >> HER IDEA TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT 23:41:04 WAS TO MOVE TO THE ARKANSAS OZARK AND MAR WHY A GUY WHO MADE 23:41:13 $30,000 A YEAR. >> Rose: I THINK IT'S SILLY. 23:41:16 >> I DO, TOO. SHE WAS PUTTING SOMETHING ON THE 23:41:20 WEB SITE TO REPLY. >> Rose: HE GOT A FEW 23:41:24 STENOGRAPHERS TO WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT THIS KINDERGARTEN. 23:41:30 WE OUGHT TO WANT YOUNG PEOPLE TO GROW UP TO BE PRESIDENT. 23:41:33 IT'S NOT A BAD THING. WE OUT TO WANT GIRLS TO WANT TO 23:41:37 GROW UP AND BE PRESIDENT. >> Rose: I READ THAT YOU ARE 23:41:40 NERVOUS ABOUT THIS NOW. YOU ARE UNHAPPY ABOUT WHAT HAS 23:41:43 HAPPENED WITH THE CAMPAIGN IN THE LAST -- YOU ARE HERE 23:41:45 CORRECTING THINGS. LET'S DEAL THAT. 23:41:47 YOU ARE NERVOUS ABOUT IT. THE RACE IS TIGHTENING IN NEW 23:41:50 HAMPSHIRE AND IN IOWA AND PEOPLE SAY BILL CLINTON IS THE 23:41:58 PRESIDENT -- THE PRESIDENT IS NOT HAPPY. 23:41:59 >> WELL, NO. LET ME BACK UP AND SAY THIS. 23:42:03 IN JANUARY WHEN HILLARY FINALLY -- ON NEW YEAR'S DAY 23:42:08 WHEN SHE FINALLY SAID TO ME I WANT TO DO THIS. 23:42:13 I SAID I'LL MAKE YOU A PREDICTION. 23:42:15 ALL THE PRESS WILL SAY YOU WILL COAST TO THE NOMINATION AND YOU 23:42:21 ONLY WITH BE ABLE TO BE LEBLGHTED BECAUSE YOU HAVE HIGH 23:42:25 NEGATIVES. I PREDICT TO YOU THAT THE 23:42:27 REVERSE IS TRUE. I THINK YOU'LL HAVE A DIFFICULT 23:42:29 TIME GETTING NOMINATED, BIGGER CHALLENGE AND IF YOU ARE 23:42:33 NOMINATED, I BELIEVE YOU'LL WIN THE GENERAL ELECTION HANDLELY. 23:42:38 SHE SAID WHY DO YOU THINK THAT? I SAID FOR SEVERAL REASONS, 23:42:43 FIRST OF ALL YOU HAVE TO START IN IOWA. 23:42:45 IT'S THE SINGLE MOST CHALLENGING STATE IN THE COUNTRY. 23:42:48 YOU WOULD BE BETTER OFF STARTING IN ILLINOIS. 23:42:51 YOU WOULD WIN EASILY AND SURPRISE EVERYBODY. 23:42:54 >> Rose: YOU PASSED UP THE IOWA CAUCUS. 23:42:57 I DID IT BECAUSE TOM HARKIN WAS THERE. 23:43:01 SENATOR EDWARDS HAS A WELL EARNED, HUGE CADRE OF SUPPORT IN 23:43:07 IOWA BECAUSE HE HAS WORKED IT FOR SEVEN LONG YEARS. 23:43:09 >> Rose: ESPECIALLY THE RURALS AREAS. 23:43:14 >> -- SERVE YEARS -- SEVEN YEARS. 23:43:18 SENATOR OBAMA IS NEXT DOOR. THAT MATTERS. 23:43:21 I KNOW I RAN BETTER IN MEMPHIS. >> Rose: YOU THINK THAT'S THE 23:43:24 REASON FOR THE POLLS? >> FIRST OF ALL ON EDWARDS IT'S 23:43:29 NO DOUBT. THEY HAVE CONFIDENCE IN HIM. 23:43:31 THEY KNOW HIM. HE HAS RUN FOR SEVEN YEARS AND 23:43:34 HE IS AN ATTRACTIVE MAN IN THE SAME WAY OBAMA IS. 23:43:39 >> Rose: EDWARDS SAID THE OTHER DAY IF HE WAS NOT IN THE 23:43:41 RACE MOST OF HIS PEOPLE WOULD BE SUPPORTING OBAMA. 23:43:45 >> MAYBE BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 23:43:47 HE'S -- I THINK LET ME FINISH. >> Rose: OKAY. 23:43:51 >> LET ME FINISH. SO, LOOK, I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE. 23:43:55 I'VE -- WHEN I LOST NEW HAMPSHIRE TO PAUL TONG TSONGAS, 23:44:04 THE LOST THE FIRST TEN MILES TO THE MASSACHUSETTS BORDER. 23:44:08 NO WOULD ADMIT THEY VOTED FOR ME OR AGAINST HIM. 23:44:12 I CAR IDEA EVERYTHING FROM TEN MILES NORTH UP TO THE CANADIAN 23:44:16 BORDER. I THINK THAT THAT CERTAINLY 23:44:20 DIDN'T HURT HIM. HE STARTED. 23:44:21 HE GOT A HEAD START THERE. THEN THERE ARE THOUSANDS OF 23:44:24 ILLINOIS STUDENTS IN IOWA COLLEGES. 23:44:28 THOSE PEOPLE HAVE NEVER EVER CAUCUSED BEFORE. 23:44:31 >> Rose: ARE YOU LOWERING EXPECTATIONS HERE IN THIS 23:44:34 CONVERSATION. >> NO, NO, NO. 23:44:37 I'M TELL YOU WHAT I TOLD HER UNTIL JANUARY. 23:44:41 YOU CAN'T ACCUSE ME OF LOWERING EXPECTATIONS BECAUSE I DISAGREE 23:44:47 WITH THE PRESS. I ALMOST ALWAYS DISAGREE WITH 23:44:50 THEM. HE HAS BEEN TO 75 COUNTIES. 23:44:54 SHE'S ABOUT TO 50, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 23:44:56 I THINK ALL THE OTHER CANDIDATES RUNNING HAVE MISSED THREE TIMES 23:45:01 AS MANY SENATE VOTES AS SHE HAS. >> Rose: ARE YOU UNHAPPY. 23:45:06 >> YOU STARTED THIS SO LET ME FINISH. 23:45:09 [ LAUGHTER ] MY VIEW OF THIS IS I NEVER 23:45:12 THOUGHT SHE HAD A BIG LEAD IN REY AYE. 23:45:15 I NEVER -- IN IOWA. I NEVER THOUGHT SHE COULD HAVE 23:45:18 ONE. THE IOWA PEOPLE HAVE BEEN FAIR 23:45:20 TO HER. THEY'VE LISTENED TO HER. 23:45:23 THEY'VE GIVEN HER A CHANCE AND SHE MIGHT WIN THERE. 23:45:26 IT'S ASTONISHING BECAUSE FROM THE BEGINNING OF THIS RACE, SHE 23:45:29 HAD A LEAD IN 36 OF THE 38 STATES POLLED. 23:45:34 SHE WAS RUNNING GREAT IN ILLINOIS TO BE IN HIS STATE. 23:45:39 SHE WAS WINNING NORTH CAROLINA, BIG. 23:45:41 HUGE. AND SENATOR -- IN SENATOR 23:45:46 EDWARDS' STATE AND WINNING THE PRIMARIES AND NOT HAVING GOOD 23:45:50 LUCK. WHAT HAS REALLY HAPPENED? 23:45:52 WHAT I HAVE BEEN TRUSS FREIGHTED -- FRUSTRATED ABOUT 23:45:56 HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER CAMPAIGN. 23:45:59 IT IS THAT I BELIEVE THAT HER -- THAT THE CHALLENGES IN THE POLLS 23:46:02 IN THE MOMENT, I THINK WILL BOTH BE OVERCOME BY THE WAY. 23:46:07 AND I THINK I CAN FEEL IN IOWA WE'RE GETTING BACK TO -- DEPENDS 23:46:10 ON WHAT PEOPLE THINK THE QUESTION IS. 23:46:12 BUT IN NEW HAMPSHIRE THE BIGGEST PROBLEM THERE IS THAT THE 23:46:16 REPUBLICANS HAVE BEEN STEADILY ATTACKING HER FOR TWO REASONS IN 23:46:20 ALL THEIR DEBATES. THEY ADVERTISE AGAINST HER AND 23:46:23 DO ALL THIS STUFF. THERE ARE TWO REASONS FOR THIS. 23:46:26 ONE IS A LOT OF THE REPUBLICANS RUNNING DON'T HAVE PARTICULARLY 23:46:32 GOOD CREDENTIALS WITH THE FAR RIGHT AND THEY ARE IMPORTANT IN 23:46:35 THE PRIMARY PROCESS. THEY ARE TRYING TO MAKE UP THEIR 23:46:37 FOR LACK OF CREDENTIALS BY DUMPING ON HER. 23:46:43 ALMOST NO REPUBLICAN SENATORS HAVE CRITICIZED HER. 23:46:46 SHE DO THINGS WITH HER. THEY THINK SHE'S HONORABLE. 23:46:53 SENATOR LINDSEY GRAHAM, ONE OF MANAGERS OF MY IMPEACHMENT, 23:46:57 WROTE THE TRIBUTE TO HER WHEN "NEW YORK TIMES" TALKED ABOUT 23:47:02 THE BEST FIRST TERM SENATORS. THOSE ATTACKS EFFECT INDEPENDENT 23:47:08 VOTERS. THEY THINK YOU BECOME POLARIZING 23:47:11 WHEN SOMEONE ELSE ATTACKS YOU. SHE'S NOT IN A POSITION TO 23:47:15 ANSWER BACK WHAT THE REPUBLICANS ARE DOING IN THE PRIMARY, NOT 23:47:19 RIGHT NOW. I THINK THAT HAS HAD A -- YOU 23:47:22 KNOW IT'S NOT BEEN GOOD. THAT'S THE SECOND REASON THE 23:47:26 REMEMBERS ARE DOING IT. THEY THINK, I KNOW BECAUSE I 23:47:28 TALKED TO A LOT OF CANDIDATES. THEY THINK SHE WOULD BE THE 23:47:32 HARDEST TO BEAT BECAUSE SHE'S EMBEDDED AND SHE CONSISTENTLY 23:47:36 DOES BETTER WITH REPUBLICANS BECAUSE THEY GET TO KNOW HER AND 23:47:40 SHE WHAT SHE HAS DONE. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENING IN NEW 23:47:47 JERSEY. IN IOWA NOBODY WANTS TO GO 23:47:51 NEGATIVE ON TELL -- TELEVISION. IT HAS MORE TO DO WITH HOW THE 23:47:58 PRESS INTERPRETS IT THAN ANYTHING ELSE. 23:48:01 WHAT BROKE HER MEMENTUM -- MOMENTUM THERE WAS THE 23:48:05 EXTRAORDINARY ATTENTION GIVEN TO HER NOT VERY GREAT ANSWER ON THE 23:48:08 DRIVER'S LICENSE FOR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS. 23:48:11 THE POINT IS THE PRESS SHOULD HAVE A COMMON SET OF STANDARDS 23:48:16 AND THERE SHOULD BE IN ATTEMPT TO GET BETWEEN THE VOTER AS 23:48:20 AS POLITICIANS. 23:48:22 LOOK HE'S GREAT. HE DOESN'T -- EDWARDS IS REALLY 23:48:24 GOOD. I'M TELLING YOUR 23:48:27 UNDERESTIMATING. >> Rose: AT NOT 23:48:29 UNDERESTIMATING. >> EDWARDS MIGHT WIN IN IOWA. 23:48:32 >> >> Rose: THAT'S WHAT I HEAR. 23:48:33 >> I THINK IT'S A MIRACLE THAT HILLARY HAS A CHANCE TO WIN. 23:48:37 SHE MIGHT WIN THIS THING. I'M NOT LOW BAWLING IT. 23:48:41 YOU CAN LOOK AT THE FACTS HERE. I THINK IT'S A MIRACLE BECAUSE 23:48:46 THE WAY THE THING HAS PLAYED OUT. 23:48:48 SHE'S SO GOOD IF SHE GETS BEFORE ENOUGH PEOPLE. 23:48:52 SHE WOULD BE THE BEST PRESIDENT. I DON'T I HAD IT'S CLOSE. 23:48:55 IF YOU BELIEVE THE PAST RECORD ASS AN AGENT OF POSITIVE CHANGE 23:48:58 IS A GOOD INDICATOR OF FUTURE PERFORMANCE, I DON'T THINK IT'S 23:49:02 CLOSE WHO WOULD BE MOST LIKELY TO DO THE MOST GOOD IN THE LEAST 23:49:09 AMOUNT OF TIME. >> Rose: WHEN PEOPLE SAY WE 23:49:12 DON'T NEED TO GO BACK TO THE 60'S OR THE 90'S I SAY I THINK A 23:49:16 LOT OF GOOD THINGS HAPPENED THEN. 23:49:18 >> THAT'S IRRELEVANT. LOOK AT THIS DECADE. 23:49:21 SHE'S BEEN A COMPLETELY MODERN SENATOR. 23:49:24 SHE HAS SPONSORED -- SHE JUST PASSED AS BILL WITH LINDSEY 23:49:32 GRAHAM, ONE OF IMPEACHMENT MANAGERS, TO EXTEND THE FAMILY 23:49:37 AND MEDICAL LEAVE LAW TO THE FAMILIES OF VETERANS SUFFERING 23:49:41 PHYSICAL OR EMOTIONAL TRAUMA IRAQ OR AFGHANISTAN. 23:49:45 THAT'S NOTHING TO GO DO WITH THE 1990'S. 23:49:49 THAT'S A SUPERFICIAL BIG I DONARY. 23:49:52 THAT'S LIKE AGEISM OR SOMETHING. IF YOU FOUGHT AND DID GOOD 23:49:57 THINGS WE HAVE TO GIFT YOU A FOLD WATCH AND TELL YOU GOODBYE. 23:50:03 >> Rose: WE'RE ALMOST OVER AND YOU NEED TO GO WHERE YOU NEED TO 23:50:08 GO. I'VE SAID THIS TO YOU BEFORE, 23:50:09 BECAUSE OF YOUR EIGHT YEARS OF EXPERIENCE, BECAUSE OF YOUR 23:50:12 EXPERIENCE AS A GOVERNOR AND BECAUSE YOU HAVE SPENT YOUR TIME 23:50:16 SINCE DOING GOOD BUT TRAVELING AROUND THE WORLD, SOMETIMES WITH 23:50:21 YOUR FRIENDS, PRESIDENT BUSH 41, TELL ME WHAT YOU WOULD PUT AS 23:50:27 THE TOP FIVE THINGS FOR THE NEXT PRESIDENT IF YOU WERE SLIDING A 23:50:31 LITTLE LETTER INTO THAT OVAL OFFICE DESK. 23:50:35 YOU CAN MAKE IT AS SHORT OR AS LONG AS YOU WANT FROM MY POINT. 23:50:39 >> WE HAVE TO RESTORE AMERICA'S STANDING IN THE WORLD. 23:50:41 WE HAVE TO SEND A SIGNAL THAT WE ARE BOOG TO GET BACK IN THE 23:50:45 COOPERATION BUSINESS. WE'RE GOING TO COOPERATION 23:50:48 WHEVER WE CAN, ACT ALONELY ONLY WHEN WE HAVE TO INCLUDING 23:50:54 DISCONTINUING OUR DIRECT MILITARY INVOLVEMENT IN IRAQ AS 23:50:58 QUICKLY AS WE CAN WITHOUT MAKING IT WORSE. 23:51:00 WE HAVE TO REGAIN OUR ECONOMIC MOMENTUM TO RESTORE THE MIDDLE 23:51:07 CLASS WHICH MEANS WE NEED MORE GOOD JOBS AND SIGNIFICANT 23:51:11 CHANGES IN OUR EDUCATION POLICY. WE HAVE TO -- FINALLY WE HAVE TO 23:51:14 PASS UNIVERSAL HEALTH CARE. WHAT WE'RE DOING IS COSTING US 23:51:17 TOO MUCH, DOING TOO LITTLE AND UNDERMINING OUR ECONOMIC 23:51:23 STABILITY. THE MORAL FABRIC OF OUR SOCIETY. 23:51:26 WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING REALLY SIGNIFICANT ON ENERGY FOR 23:51:31 REASONS OF FASHIONAL SECURITY, GLOBAL WARMING AND MOST -- AND 23:51:37 OUR ECONOMIC WELL BEING. WE'VE GOT TO MOVE BACK TOWARD A 23:51:42 CLEAN, INDEPENDENT ENERGY FUTURE. 23:51:45 IT WILL CREATE MILLIONS OF JOBS AND PROMOTE MORE EQUALITY. 23:51:49 AND FINALLY WE NEED TO DO THIS IN A WAY THAT GIVES ALL 23:51:59 AMERICANS A CHANCE TO WORK TOGETHER ON IT. 23:52:01 ONE REASON I LIKE THIS WHOLE IDEA OF A CLEAN INDEPENDENT 23:52:07 ENERGY FUTURE IS IT'S INHERITL BEYOND POLITICS. 23:52:11 IT GIVES PEOPLE SOMETHING TO DO ACROSS POLITICAL LINES, RACIAL 23:52:15 LINES, INCOME LINES. IT WILL BENEFIT PEOPLE IN URBAN 23:52:19 AREAS, SUB YOU ARAN AREAS. -- SUB URBAN AREAS. 23:52:28 WE LIVE IN A WORLD WHERE PEOPLE WHO DON'T FEEL PART OF THE 23:52:33 COMMUNITY CAN DO AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF DAMAGE. 23:52:35 THE ONLY WAY TO OVERCOME OUR DIFFERENCES IS NOT BASICALLY TO 23:52:39 TRY TO RERACE THE PAST, IT'S TO -- ERASE THE PAST, IT'S TO 23:52:45 GET EASED TO WORKING TOGETHER. WE LOOK AT THE HILLARY ARGUMENT. 23:52:49 >> Rose: I WANT TO YOU FINISH. YOUR PEOPLE ARE PUSHING ME. 23:52:53 >> THE NEW LIEDERS OF NORTHERN IRELAND CAME TO WASHINGTON TO 23:52:56 SEE THE PRESIDENT. IT REPRESENTS A STUNNING CHANGE. 23:53:00 I THINK EVERYBODY WOULD ADMIT STUNNING CHANGE IN NORTHERN 23:53:03 IRELAND. >> 23:53:04 ROSE: IT'S UNBELIEVABLE. >> THEY ASKED TO SEE ANOTHER 23:53:07 PERSON. THEY ASKED TO SEE HILLARY 23:53:09 BECAUSE THEY PLAYED AN INDEPENDENT ROLE IN THEIR PEACE 23:53:13 PROCESS WHEN I WAS PRESIDENT. INDEPENDENT OF ME. 23:53:16 WHO WERE THE LEADERS, IAN PAISLEY AND MARTIN MCGINNIS ONE 23:53:23 OF THE TOUGHEST GUYS IN THE SINN FEIN. 23:53:26 THEY ARE THE LEADERS OF NORTHERN IRELAND. 23:53:29 THE NORTHERN IRISH DIDN'T THINK TO TURN THE PAGE THEY HAD TO 23:53:31 THREE OUT THE PEOPLE WHO HAD REPRESENTED THEIR RESPECTIVE 23:53:36 POINTS OF VIEW. THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE MORE 23:53:37 LIKELY THERE TO WORK TOGETHER TO EFFECT POSITIVE CHANGE BECAUSE 23:53:45 OF WHAT THEY'VE DONE IN THE PAST. 23:53:48 LET ME SAY AGAIN, I -- YOU CAN JUST TO GET A POLITICAL STORY 23:53:52 AND A FIGHT GOING, SOMEBODY WILL WATCH THIS EVERYTHING AND CUT 23:53:55 THIS PHRASE OR THAT PHRASE OUT. IT'S STUPID. 23:53:58 I LIKE ALL THESE DEMOCRATS. I WILL SUPPORT WHOEV GETS 23:54:03 NOMINATES. I THINK WE'RE FORTUNATE IN 23:54:06 HAVING PEOPLE WHO WANT TO TURN THE PAGE AND GO IN A NEW 23:54:10 DIRECTION. THE RELEVANT PORTION FOR ME IS 23:54:17 WHO IS GOING TO BE THE BEST PRESIDENT WITH A RECORD OF 23:54:20 CHANGING LIVES FOR OTHER PEOPLE. FOR ME THAT'S WHAT IT COMES 23:54:24 DOWN, TO. THEY DIDN'T FIND TWO NORTHERN 23:54:28 IRELAND GUYS ONE PROTESTANT AND ONE CATHOLIC. 23:54:32 EVEN THE MOST ELOQUENT AND MOST ATTRACTIVE ONE. 23:54:37 AMERICA MAY WANT TO MAKE A DIFFERENT DECISION. 23:54:39 IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU THINK, YOU THE VOTER, THE ANSWER WILL 23:54:47 DEPEND ON WHAT YOU THINK THE QUESTION IS. 23:54:49 ALL THIS STUFF THAT THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH ONE OR THE 23:54:51 OTHER OF THEM. IT'S NOT TRUE. 23:54:54 NEAR AS I CAN TELL, ALL THESE PEOPLE ARE REALLY GOOD PEOPLE. 23:54:57 THEY ARE HONEST. THEY ARE ARTICULATE. 23:54:59 THEY ARE INTELLIGENT AND THERE'S A RACE HERE NOW BECAUSE OF FACTS 23:55:03 THAT HAVE STRELED. BUT IF HADN'T SOMEBODY ELSE 23:55:07 WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. THEY DO NOT GIVE THE PRESIDENCY 23:55:10 AWAY AND THAT'S A GOODHING. YOU OUGHT TO HAVE TO FIGHT FOR 23:55:13 IT. >> I THANK YOU FOR COMING. 23:55:15 >> YOU'RE WELCOME. >> Rose: YOU AND I HAVE NEVER 23:55:19 HAD A BAD CONVERSATION. THIS WAS A GOOD ONE. 23:55:22 >> Rose: HIS BOOK "GIVING" HOW EACH. 23:55:28 US CAN CHANGE THE WORLD. THIS ELECTION IS CHANGING THE 23:55:32 WORLD. I THANK YOU FOR BEING HERE. 23:55:34 >> THANK YOU. >> Rose: THANK YOU FOR JOINING 23:55:37 US. SEE YOU NEXT TIME. 23:56:24 HE OWNS AN ITALIAN ROADSTER, A LE MANS RACER, 23:56:26 AND A BRITISH LIMOUSINE, AND YET, THE MOST VALUABLE CAR 23:56:28 IN HIS COLLECTION IS A 1968 BUS. 23:56:34 TODAY'S WEALTH NEEDS TODAY'S WEALTH MANAGEMENT.
Late Show with David Letterman : Senator John McCain Announces Candidacy
[Late Show with David Letterman : Senator John McCain Announces Candidacy] [NEW YORK, NY USA] Late Show with David Letterman: Senator John McCain Announces he will announce his Candidacy for President of the United States in April. 00:00:12 McCain says he will announce his campaign for President in April 2007 / Campaign 2008. 23:35:21 ( BAND PLAYING "LATE SHOW" THEME ) 23:35:25 >> FROM NEW YORK, THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD, 23:35:26 IT'S THE "LATE SHOW" WITH DAVID LETTERMAN. 23:35:30 TOGHT... PLUS PAUL SHAFFER AND THE 23:35:41 CBS ORCHESTRA. AND NOW, WEEPY FLORIDA JUDGE 23:35:53 DAVID LETTERMAN. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 23:36:05 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING 23:36:06 "LATE SHOW" THEME ) >> Dave: THANK Y VERY MUCH. 23:36:23 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HOW NY OF YOU FOLKS WERE 23:36:33 AFFECTED BY THE BIG STOCK MARKET PLUNGE YESTERDAY? 23:36:37 400 POINT, THE STOCK MARKET DROPPED 400 POINTS YESTERDAY. 23:36:40 BIG CORPORATIONS WERE REALLY REALLY AFFECTED BY IT. 23:36:42 AS A MATTER OF FACT, TACO BELL HAD TO LAY OFF 200 RATS. 23:36:51 AND THEN THEY FIRED THEIR CAT. THE MARKET DROPS 400 POINTS 23:36:55 AND TODAY OUT OF HABIT JET BLUE APOLOGIZED. 23:36:58 ( APPLAUSE ) I FEEL PRETTY SMUG BECAUSE I 23:37:11 DID NOT GET HURT WHEN THE MARKET PLUNGED. 23:37:13 MY ACCOUNT, BLESS HIS HEART, HAS ALL HIS MONEY IN ASTRONAUT 23:37:17 DIAPERS. ( APPLAUSE ) 23:37:26 I WAS LOOKING AT THE PAPER YESTERDAY. 23:37:28 APPARENTLY EVERYBODY ON WALL STREET YESTERDAY LOST A LOT OF 23:37:30 MONEY. EVERYBODY LOST, EXCEPT FOR 23:37:33 SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON, EVERYBODY BUT MARTHA STEWART. 23:37:50 ANY DOG OWNERS HERE? ( APAUSE ) 23:37:54 ANY DOGS? DO WE HAVE DOGS HERE TOO? 23:37:57 IN NEW JERSEY, THEY PASSED A LAW YOUR DOG CANNOT BARK FOR 23:38:00 MORE THAN HALF AN HOUR. YOUR DOG CANNOT BARKOR MORE 23:38:04 THAN HALF AN HOUR OR THEY ARREST HIM AND TAKE HIM 23:38:06 DOWNTOWN. AND I'M THINKING IF YOU REAY 23:38:09 WANT TO CUT DOWN ON IRRITATING DISTURBANCES HOW ABOUT 23:38:13 LIMITING "THE VIEW" TO HALF AN HOUR. 23:38:17 >> Paul: LOOK OUT. WATCH IT. 23:38:25 THE GUY WHO DIRECTED THE TITANIC MOVIE, THE FILM 23:38:28 DIRECTOR? LISTEN TO THIS. 23:38:29 HE CLAIMS HE'S FOUND THE TOMB OF JESUS CHRIST. 23:38:32 I JUST HOPE THIS DOESN'T LEAD TO A COURT BATTLE IN FLORIDA. 23:38:35 THAT'S ALL. I THINK THIS JAMES CAMERON, I 23:38:45 GUESS HE'S A TREMENDOUS DIRECTOR, ACADEMY AWARD 23:38:47 DIRECTOR. I WONDER IF HE MIGHT BE, I 23:38:49 DON'T KNOW, JUST DESTABILIZED. HE CLAIMS HE FOUND A CLOCK 23:38:58 THAT'S ALSO A RADIO. HAVE YOU HEARD THIS? 23:39:05 ( APPLAUSE ) HEY, IS WEDNESDAY. 23:39:07 WHAT DO YOU.... >> Paul: VERY GOOD. 23:39:13 >> Dave: JAMES CAMERON THINKS HE FOUND THE TOMB OF JESUS 23:39:16 CHRIST. WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THEY 23:39:19 FOUND JESUS BEFORE BIN LADEN? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 23:39:22 WHAT? ( APPLAUSE ) 23:39:24 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PAUL SHAFFER. 23:39:26 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 23:39:43 PAUL SHAFFER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 23:39:51 HERE TONIGHT WE HAVE SENATOR JOHN McCAIN FROM ARIZONA IS ON 23:39:53 THE PROGRAM THIS EVENING. ( APPLAUSE ) 23:40:02 PEOPLE SAY THAT HE MAY BE A CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT AND 23:40:04 MAY NOT BE A CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT. 23:40:05 EITHER WAY WE'RE LUCKY TO HAVE HIM AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF OUR 23:40:08 GREAT LAND AND A TREMENDOUS SERVICE TO OUR COUNTRY. 23:40:10 HE'LL BE HERE TONIGHT. WE'LL TRY TO SQUIRREL IT UP 23:40:14 AND SEE IF WE CAN'T GET HIM TO ADMIT HE'S GOING TO RUN FOR 23:40:17 PRESIDENT. GOING TO ADMIT FOR RUNNING... 23:40:18 ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME. I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. 23:40:21 I WAS TRYING TO KEEP IT A SECRET BUT YOU GOT ME. 23:40:24 >> Paul: THESE DAYS WHO WOULD ADMIT IT? 23:40:26 >> Dave: ALSO OUR FRIEND ANDY KINDLER IS ON THE PROGRAM. 23:40:31 VERY FUNNY GENTLEMAN. AND ROBIN THICKE. 23:40:40 THAT REALLY DOESN'T TELL US MUCH ABOUT THE GUY. 23:40:43 TURN IT AROUND. THERE YOU VE IT THERE. 23:40:45 >> Paul: THAT TELLS YOU A LOT OF WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW. 23:40:50 RIGHT THERE. >> Dave: I JUST WANT TO WARN 23:40:52 TOURISTS AND ALSO LOCAL RESIDENTS AS WELL THERE'S A 23:40:54 CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF COUNTERFEIT MONEY IN 23:40:56 CIRCULATION. ARE YOU AWARE O THIS? 23:40:59 IT'S LIKE HALF A MILLION DOLLARS OF COUNTERFEIT MONEY 23:41:02 SO BE VERY, VERY CAREFUL BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU GO INTO 23:41:04 A STORE AND YOU'LL MAKE A PURCHASE, YOU SEE, YOU GIVE 23:41:07 THEM YOUR MONEY AND IN RETURN YOU GET THE COUNTERFEIT MONEY. 23:41:10 YOU WON'T REALIZE THIS UNTIL YOU'RE BACK IN THE HOTEL ROOM 23:41:14 PAYING THE ESCORT LADY. HERE'S A COUPLE OF THINGS TO 23:41:33 LOOK FOR. THE ONE RIGHT THERE IT'S OUT 23:41:35 OF FOCUS. DOWN HERE SOME OF THE SHADING, 23:41:38 SEE HOW THAT KIND OF EVAPORATES? 23:41:40 ALSO THE REAL KEY IN THE MIDDLE, YEAH, IN THE MIDDLE IS 23:41:46 THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. 23:41:48 IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THESE... YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE 23:41:57 SAYING THAT FIDEL CASTRO IS MUCH BETTER. 23:41:59 REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS ILL AND EVERYBODY THOUGHT IT WAS 23:42:01 LIGHTS OUT FOR FIDEL? APPARENTLY HE'S DOING MUCH 23:42:04 MUCH BETTER. AND AS A MATTER OF FACT THE 23:42:05 PROVE TO HIS SUPPORTERS THAT HE'S DOING JUST FINE, HE 23:42:08 CALLED HUGO CHAVEZ, THE PRESIDENT OF VENEZUELA, WHO IS 23:42:11 HIS OWN SPECIAL KIND OF WHACK JOB HAS A RADIO SHOW AND TO 23:42:22 PROVE TO HIS LOYAL SUPPORTERS FIDEL CASTRO YESTERDAY CALLED 23:42:25 IN TO HUGO CHAVEZ'S RADIO SHOW. 23:42:27 WE HAVE A CLIP. HERE NOW IS FIDEL CASTRO 23:42:32 CALLING HUGO CHAVEZ. TAKE A LOOK LISTEN TO THIS. 23:42:39 >> HEY, HUGO, MY MAN IT'S FIDEL. 23:42:42 I CAN'T TALK LONG BECAUSE I HAVE TO GET A SPONGE BATH. 23:42:45 I WANT TO WISH YOU A HAPPY WHIP 'EM OUT WEDNESDAY. 23:42:53 AND PLAY MY HUMP MY HUMP, MY HUMP, MY HUMP 23:43:00 >> Dave: A LOT OF EFFORT WENT INTO THAT ANYWAY. 23:43:09 WE HAVE A BRAND NEW SEGMENT ON THIS PROGRAM. 23:43:11 THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE DONE THAT. 23:43:13 IS THAT RIGHT? IT'S CALLED A MESSAGE FROM 23:43:15 FIRST LADY LAURA BUSH. A MESSAGE NOW FROM FIRST LADY 23:43:18 LAURA BUSH. TAKE A LOOK. 23:43:25 >> I UNDERSTAND HOW THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FEEL. 23:43:27 THE GEORGE IS REALLY REALLY A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT. 23:43:36 WOW. HE'S NOT RUNNING FOR 23:43:47 RE-ELECTION. I GUESS THAT'S THE KIND OF 23:43:48 THING SHE CAN SAY. BOY, IS MY FACE RED. 23:43:51 I DON'T KNOW WHY MY FACE IS RED. 23:43:53 IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THAT IT'S TIME FOR GREAT MOMENTS IN 23:43:55 PRESIDENTIAL SPEECHES. HERE, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 23:44:00 (HAIL TO THE CHIEF) >> THAT THE ONLY THING WE HAVE 23:44:04 TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF. >> ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY 23:44:12 CAN DO FOR YOU. ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR 23:44:15 COUNTRY. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 23:44:37 SAY HELLO TO OUR GOOD FRIEND ANDY KINDLER. 23:44:41 COME ON OUT, ANDY. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, MY FRIEND? 23:44:51 >> EVERYBODY IS GOOD. VERY EXCITED. 23:44:54 ALL MY STUFF IS SHOWING UP ON YOU-TUBE. 23:44:56 >> Dave: INDIVIDUAL... VIDEOTAPES HERE. 23:45:01 >> WHICH I'M SURE HAVE ALL BEEN CLEARED THROUGH LEGAL. 23:45:03 THEN ALSO LIKE PEOPLE WILL COME TO A CLUB, THIS GUY CAME 23:45:07 TO A CLUB. I GUESS HE FILMED ME AND PUT A 23:45:10 COUPLE OF MINUTES OF MY ACT. >> Dave: THAT'S GREAT. 23:45:12 >> THEN PEOPLE COMMENT ABOUT IT. 23:45:13 THEY'RE INSANE LIKE THIS ONE GUY COMMENTS GREAT QUALITY. 23:45:16 GREAT VIDEO QUALITY. LIKE I PLANNED FOR THE GUY TO 23:45:19 COME TO THE CLUB, LIKE... LET ME DO A THREE CELL PHONE 23:45:24 CAMERA SHOOT. I'VE GOT THE LIGHTS. 23:45:26 LET ME BRING IN PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW. 23:45:28 THEN SOMEONE ELSE WRITES IN, DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB, THEY 23:45:31 SAY. STAND-UP IS MY DAY JOB. 23:45:35 >> Dave: WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT? 23:45:37 >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH I WANT SAY TO THAT PERSON. 23:45:39 I WILL CONTINUE DOING IT. >> Dave: DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE 23:45:42 THE ACADEMY AWARDS. >> VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTING. 23:45:45 MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF THE YEAR GOT SHUT OUT. 23:45:48 >> Dave: WHAT WAS THAT? >> LITTLE MAN. 23:45:52 FIRST OF ALL DO YOU THINK THERE'S A MOVIE IDEA TERRIBLE 23:45:54 ENOUGH THAT EVEN THE WAYNES BROTHERS WOULDN'T TURN IT INTO 23:45:58 A MOVIE. YOUR PRINTER COULD BREAK. 23:46:00 YOU COULD SEND 150 BLANK PAGES OVER TO THEM BY MISTAKE AND 23:46:03 CALL THEM UP AND APOLOGIZE. THEY WOULD SAY WE LOVE IT. 23:46:09 A LOT OF ROOM FOR IMPROV. LITTLE MAN. 23:46:14 THERE'S A FACE PROJECTED ON A LITTLE PERSON FOR LIKE FOUR 23:46:17 HOURS LONG AND YOU SEE IT ON DVD WITH A COMMENTARY TRACK. 23:46:21 MY IDEA WOULD BE BIG BABY. THIS IS A BABY FACE THAT 23:46:24 PROJECTED ON A TALL PERSON. THE HOME MOVIE THEY WALK UP TO 23:46:29 YOU AND CAN I HELP YOU, SIR? (CRYING) TO THE RESTAURANT, 23:46:36 CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? (CRYING) THEN IF THAT WORKS 23:46:41 OUT. >> Dave: WHY WOULDN'T IT? 23:46:42 >> THEN I GOT MARLIN WAYNE'S FACE PROJECTED ON A DOZEN 23:46:48 EGGS. THE REFRIGEROR JUST GOT 23:46:51 FUNNY. IT'S A KITCHEN FULL OF LAUGHS 23:46:53 WHEN MARVIN WAYNE PLAYS A DOZEN HILARIOUS EGGS. 23:46:59 >> Dave: NOW, LISTEN IN THE PAST ANDY YOU'VE BEEN TO U.S. 23:47:03 MARSHAL'S TRAINING ACADEMY IN GEORGIA. 23:47:05 YOU'VE BEEN TO THE PLAYBOY CLUB IN LAS VEGAS. 23:47:07 >> THAT WAS A HARD JOB FOR ME. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE 23:47:13 GUTTER. >> Dave: SPACE CAMP IN 23:47:15 HUNTSVILLE ALABAMA. YOU WERE AT A RODEO IN SISTERS 23:47:18 OREGON. WENT ON UNCLAIMED BAGGAGE 23:47:20 CENTER IN ALABAMA. >> FOR MY OWN LUGGAGE. 23:47:22 >> Dave: SUPER BOWL IN FEBRUARY 2006. 23:47:24 >> REMEMBER THAT. >> Dave: TELL THE FOLKS WHAT 23:47:27 EAR GOING TO LOOK AT TONIGHT. >> WE WENT AROUND MANHATTAN TO 23:47:30 HARASS SIDE KICKS AND PALM READERS AND ASTROLOGERS. 23:47:34 >> Dave: QUITE A BIG BUSINESS IN NEW YORK CITY. 23:47:36 >> THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE. MIND READERS AND PEOPLE READ 23:47:39 MINDS AS WELL. WE BASICALLY TRY TO BOTHER 23:47:42 THEM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND ANNOY THEM. 23:47:45 >> Dave: HERE IS ANDY KINDLER VISITING NEW YORK CITY PSYCHE 23:47:48 ICKES. TAKE A LOOK. 23:47:49 >> TELL ME WHAT YOU DO, ANNA. >> ALL RIGHT. 23:47:52 I AM A TAROT CARD READER. I'D LIKE YOU TO CUT THE CARDS 23:47:58 IN THREE PILES. >> THERE YOU GO. 23:48:02 >> ALL RIGHT. NOW WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE 23:48:07 CARDS BACK ANYWAY LIKE. >> IF YOU HAD WANTED ME TO DO 23:48:09 THAT, I WOULDN'T HAVE CUT THEM IN THREE PARTS. 23:48:12 IF WE'RE JUST GOING TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER. 23:48:15 IF I SAID THE WORD BE-DAZZLER TO YOU. 23:48:18 WOULD THAT RG A BELL AT ALL? >> NOT REALLY. 23:48:29 >> ARE YOU ABLE TO CONTACT THE DEAD? 23:48:32 >> YES, I AM. >> CAN WE TRY AND CONTACT JIM 23:48:35 NEIGHBORS. >> WHO IS THAT? 23:48:36 >> HE'S A FAMOUS SINGER. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN. 23:48:41 MAYBE HE KNOWS WHO GOMER PYLE IS. 23:48:46 >> HE SEEMS TO BE VERY CONTENT WITH THE WAY HIS LIFE IS YOU 23:48:51 HAVE A SPIRITUAL CONNECTION WITH YOU. 23:48:53 >> THAT'S TRUE. I CAN'T LIE ABOUT THAT. 23:48:58 >> YOU KNOW, THEY SAY ASTROLOGY IS THE CLOCK OF 23:49:03 DESTY. >> I HAVE A POSTER THAT SAYS 23:49:05 THAT. >> I GOT IT FROM THAT. 23:49:08 >> I THOUGHT IT WAS ORIGINAL. >> I'M HERE WITH ROGER. 23:49:14 ROGER, YOU ARE A MALE WITCH. IS THAT CORRECT? 23:49:16 >> I AM, YES. >> WHY IS WARLOCK SO OUT OF 23:49:19 FAVOR? WHEN SOMEONE IS TORTURED FOR 23:49:22 BEING A WITCH AS THEY USED TO DO ALL THE TIME, WOMEN'S 23:49:26 BODIES ARE MADE TO WITHSTAND MORE PAIN. 23:49:28 MEN'S BODIES USUALLY CAN'T TAKE AS MUCH PAIN. 23:49:33 SO THERE WAS A COVEN IF THERE WAS A COVENITH THE OTHER 23:49:38 WITCHES DO. >> DO YOU EVER WISH YOU HADN'T 23:49:43 ASKED A QUESTION SOMETIMES OR MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T BRING UP A 23:49:46 TOPIC? >> IF YOU READ COFFEE LATE AT 23:49:51 NIGHT DO YOU FIND IT'S HARD TO GET TO SLEEP. 23:49:53 >> NO. >> DO YOU EVER FIND THAT 23:49:55 YOU'RE CRANKY IN THE MORNING BEFORE YOU GIVE YOUR FIRST CUP 23:49:58 OF COFFEE READING? >> NO, ACTUALLY I DO WAKE UP 23:50:01 VERY HAPPY. >> IN THE SUMMER DO YOU READ 23:50:03 ICE COFFEE AT ALL? WILL YOU LAUGH AT ONE OF MY 23:50:08 JOKES GIVE ME A CHUCKLE? SHE HAS THE AMAZING ABILITY TO 23:50:12 MAKE PREDICTIONS FROM WHAT'S LEFT IN THE BOTTOM OF A COFFEE 23:50:15 CUP. WOULD YOU SAY WHAT YOU DO IS 23:50:19 MORE BULL (BEEP NCHL (OR HORSE (BEEP). 23:50:24 DURING MY READING WITH ANAH, THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED. 23:50:27 I WAS DEALT THE DREADED DEATH CARD. 23:50:31 IF I DIE, YOU ARE LIBEL. I CAME IN HERE AND I WAS 23:50:36 REALLY FINE. I FELT GOOD. 23:50:38 I GET A DEATH CARD. ALL OF A SUDDEN IT'S A 23:50:41 SUGGESTION LIKE A HYPNOSIS. >> I DON'T SEE.... 23:50:43 >> I HOPE YOU HAVE TAROT INSURANCE. 23:50:48 I'M SURE YOU'RE VERY FAMILIAR WITH LOVE OILS. 23:50:50 I MAKE A LOVE OILS. WHICH I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE ON 23:50:53 . I'VE BEEN MAKING THIS LOVE OIL 23:50:55 SINCE I WAS 12 YEARS OLD. >> WHEN YOU USE ROGER'S LOVE 23:51:10 OIL, YOU'LL FEEL THAT TINGLE IN YOUR PANTS THAT MAKES YOU 23:51:13 THAT IT'S WORKING. CAN YOU PREDICT HOW THIS 23:51:18 COMEDY PIECE WILL END? WILL I GET A HUGE LAUGH? 23:51:32 >> NO. >> Dave: VERY NICE, ANDY. 23:51:44 WAIT A MINUTE. MARCH 9 ANDY KINDLER WILL BE 23:51:50 HOSTING LIVE AT GOTHAM FOR COMEDY CENTRAL. 23:51:52 >> SOUS GOOD. >> Dave: LOOKING FORWARD TO 23:51:53 THAT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, ANDY 23:51:57 KINDLER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 23:51:59 SENATOR JO McCAIN, EVERYBODY. 23:52:03 SPEND LESS TIME LYING AWAKE... 23:52:06 WITH ANNOYING ACHES AND PAINS... 23:52:08 AND MORE TIME ASLEEP... WHEN YOU SWITCH 23:52:10 FROM TYLENOL PM... TO ADVIL PM. 23:52:14 ADVIL PM. LESS TIME LYING AWAKE. 23:52:16 MORE TIME ASLEEP. I'M FIGHTING A COLD... 23:52:20 BUT I'VE GOT MY FIRST FIGHT TODAY. 23:52:23 I WANT ADVIL COLD & SINUS. WITH THE POWER OF ADVIL... 23:52:27 PLUS A HARD-HITTING DECONGESTANT. 23:52:28 THAT'S THE POWER OF ADVIL COLD & SINUS. 23:52:31 NOW AVAILABLE AT YOUR PHARMACY COUNTER. 23:52:33 TRUCK GUYS WILL TELL YOU TAKING OFF FROM A DEAD STOP 23:52:35 WITH 10,000 LBS AIN'T NO PICNIC. 23:52:41 SO THIS HALF-TON'S GOT THE MOST TORQUE, 23:52:44 A SIX-SPEED TRANNY WITH TOW/HAUL MODE... 23:52:49 AND FOUR OVERSIZED DISC BRAKES. 23:52:52 BECAUSE STOPPING 10,000 LBS... 23:52:54 tires squeal ) AIN'T NO PICNIC EITHER. 23:52:58 AVAILABLE ON THE ALL NEW FULL-SIZE TUNDRA-- 23:53:01 THE TRUCK THAT'S CHANGING IT ALL. 23:55:28 HERE'S TONIGHT'S TOP TEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 23:55:41 YESTERDAY THE STOCK MARKET'S WORST DAY IN FIVE-AND-A-HALF 23:55:43 YEARS. THE DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL 23:55:46 AVERAGE DROPPED 416 POINTS COSTING INVESTORS $600 23:55:51 BILLION! OUCH! 23:55:53 >> Paul: I GOT THAT ON ME. >> Dave: THE CATEGORY TONIGHT 23:55:59 TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD STOCKBROKER. 23:56:01 KIND OF THING YOU WANT TO BE MINDFUL WHEN YOU LOSE $600 23:56:05 BILLION. >> Paul: I WOULD SAY. 23:56:15 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? THAT MEANS NOTHING. 23:56:37 WAIT A MINUTE. THEN HIS PANTS GO DOWN. 23:56:39 THEN HIS PANTS GO DOWN. INEXPLICABLY HIS PANTS GO 23:56:43 DOWN. WHO'SOT A BAD STOCKBROKER? 23:57:30 >> Dave: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A 23:57:35 DECORATED WAR HERO, A BEST SELLING AUTHOR AND YOUR 23:57:37 SENATOR FROM... SENIOR SENATOR FROM THE GREAT STATE OF 23:57:41 ARIZONA. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SENATOR 23:57:42 JOHN McCAIN. JOHN, COME ON OUT. 23:57:44 ( APPLAUSE ) GOOD TO SEE YOU, JOHN. 23:58:02 >> GLAD TO SEE YOU, DAVE. >> Dave: YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HERE 23:58:04 IN SIX MONTHS, EIGHT MONTHS, A YEAR, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 23:58:07 >> SEEMS LIKE FOREVER. >> Dave: BLESS YOUR HEART. 23:58:10 YOU HAD A BIRTHDAY. >> Paul: SENATOR, NICE TO SEE 23:58:12 YOU, SIR. >> NICE TO SEE YOU, SIR. 23:58:15 >> Dave: HE HAD A BIRDAY. >> TRAGICALLY. 23:58:17 >> Dave: NO, NO, NO. IT WAS A LANDMARK. 23:58:19 ONE OF THE BIG BIRTHDAYS. >> YEP, I'M OLDER THAN DIRT. 23:58:22 I'VE GOT MORE SCARS THAN FRANKENSTEIN. 23:58:25 I'VE SEEN A FEW THINGS. >> Dave: YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS.... 23:58:28 >> AUGUST 29. >> Dave: 70 YEARS OLD. 23:58:30 >> SHHH. DO WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 23:58:33 >> Dave: SORRY ABOUT THAT. HOW DID YOU COMMEMORATE THAT 23:58:36 DAY? WHAT DID YOU DO? 23:58:37 >> CRIED. ACTUALLY, I SLEPT LIKE A BABY. 23:58:42 SLEEP TWO HOURS, WAKE UP AND CRY. 23:58:44 SLEEP TWO HOURS, WAKE UP AND CRY. 23:58:51 >> Dave: YOU COULD DO A LITTLE WORK ON THE TOP TEN. 23:58:57 >> I GUESS YOU'VE BEEN WONDERING WHAT WE'RE DOING IN 23:58:59 THE UNITED STATES SENATE. >> Dave: NO, I WANT TO KNOW 23:59:01 WHAT YOU DID ON YOUR BIRTHDAY. >> I TRIED NOT TO THINK ABOUT 23:59:05 IT. >> Dave: DO YOU HAVE ANY 23:59:06 SPECIAL ACTIVITIES? DID YOU GO ANY PLACE? 23:59:08 >> NO. JUST TIME WITH MY WIFE CINDY 23:59:10 AND ACCEPT CALLS OF CONDOLENCES FROM ALL OVER. 23:59:17 AND A FEW, YOU KNOW, ARE YOU STILL AROUND? 23:59:20 >> Dave: WELL, GOOD. YOU KNOW WHAT? 23:59:22 I THINK WE'LL JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT HERE THEN. 23:59:26 HOW ARE THINGS IN THE SENATE THESE DAYS, SENATOR? 23:59:31 >> Paul: WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT. 23:59:33 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Dave: BEFORE WE GET TO THAT, 23:59:36 WHAT ABOUT THIS? HERE'S WHAT WE REALLY WANT IS 23:59:39 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN GOSSIP AND DIRT AND BACK STABBING AND 23:59:42 THE DEMOCRATS NOW ARE IN A POSITION WRE THEY COULD COME 23:59:45 IN AND REALLY MAKE HAY. ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HAVE A 23:59:49 LIKABLE YOUNG NEWCOMER, BARACK OBAMA AND YOU HAVE HILLARY 23:59:52 CLINTON. >> VERY ATTRACTIVE YOUNG 23:59:56 WOMAN. >> Dave: SUDDENLY THERE'S A 23:59:58 FEUD BECAUSE THE BIG MONEY FROM HOLLYWOOD HAS SEEMED TO 00:00:01 HAVE SHIFTED FROM HILLARY TO BARACK OBAMA. 00:00:04 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT AND WHAT CAN YOUELL US ABOUT 00:00:06 THAT? >> I'VE NEVER HAD TO WORRY TOO 00:00:07 MUCH ABOUT THAT MYSELF. IT SEEMS THAT ACCORDING TO 00:00:14 SOME REPORTS THAT SOME PEOPLE THAT USED TO BE FRIENDS OF THE 00:00:18 FORMER PRESIDENT AND SENATOR CLINTON ARE NO LONGER THEIR 00:00:22 FRIENDS TO SAY THE LEAST. >> Dave: WHY IS THAT? 00:00:24 BECAUSE THEY FEEL THAT THERE'S A CERTAIN ENCUMBRANCE WITH THE 00:00:28 CLINTON NAME. AND THAT BARACK OBAMA DOES NOT 00:00:31 HAVE TO SUFFER. >> WELL, WE'VE HAD EITHER... 00:00:35 SERIOUSLY WE HAVE HAD A BUSH OR A CLINTON IN THE PRESIDENCY 00:00:38 OR VICE PRESIDENCY SINCE, I BELIEVE, 1988. 00:00:40 THAT'S A LONG TIME. PEOPLE START THINKING ABOUT 00:00:44 DYNASTIES. WE'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD SCOTCH- 00:01:02 >> Dave: AS A POSSIBLE CANDIDATE. 00:01:04 QUITE A FEW PEOPLE ARE ANNOUNCING AND SOME ARE 00:01:08 ANNOUNCED AND DROPPED OUT. >> THE LAST TIME WE WERE ON 00:01:12 THIS PROGRAM, I'M SURE YOU REMEMBER EVERYTHING VERY 00:01:14 CLEARLY. >> Dave: YES. 00:01:15 >> AS WE SAY. BUT YOU ASKED ME IF I WOULD 00:01:17 COME BACK ON THIS SHOW IF I WAS GOING TO ANNOUNCE. 00:01:20 >> Dave: YES. >> I AM ANNOUNCE THAT I WILL 00:01:22 BE A CDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 00:01:25 >> Dave: OH, WOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 00:01:31 GOOD FOR YOU. WOW. 00:01:47 A VERY POPULAR ANNOUNCEMENT. >> CAN WE TRY THAT AGAIN 00:01:52 (SINGING "HAIL TO THE CHIEF") HAIL TO THE CHIEF 00:02:00 >> Dave: HOW ABOUT THAT? >> GOOD JOB. 00:02:02 >> Dave: NOW, FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS AND WHAT WERE 00:02:06 THE FACTORS LEADING TO THIS DECISION? 00:02:09 >> I THINK TO BE ON THIS SHOW WAS THE FIRST REASON. 00:02:15 >> Dave: WELL, GOOD. ( APPLAUSE ) 00:02:22 SO YOUR PRIORITIES ARE IN THE RIGHT SPOT. 00:02:24 >> YOU CAN'T DO THESE THINGS WITHOUT MONEY. 00:02:26 I WILL TAKE THAT COUNTERFEIT MONEY THAT YOU HAD EARLIER. 00:02:31 >> Dave: WE'VE GOT A SHOEBOX FULL OF THAT. 00:02:35 LET'S TALK ABOUT SOME OF THE OTHER REPUBLICANS IN THE 00:02:38 FIELD. WHAT ABOUT RUDY GIULIANI? 00:02:40 HE'S IN, RIGHT? ALTHOUGH IT DOESN'T SEEM TO 00:02:43 HAVE BEEN AS DEFINITIVE AS WHAT YOU JUST SAID. 00:02:45 HE'S IN. >> BY THE WAY I'LL BE MAKING A 00:02:48 FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT IN APRIL. >> Dave: THIS IS NOT THE 00:02:50 FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT. >> THIS IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:02:52 YOU DRAG THIS OUT AS LONG AS YOU CAN. 00:02:55 YOU DON'T JUST HAVE ONE RENDITION. 00:02:57 >> Dave: YOU'RE SAYING THIS WAS NOT THE FORMAL 00:03:00 ANNOUNCEMENT. >> THIS IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT 00:03:02 PRECEDING THE FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:03:03 >> Dave: HOW DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME FEEL? 00:03:05 >> YOU WERE FIRST. >> Paul: HE'S DOING THE FORMAL 00:03:10 ANNOUNCEMENT ON LENO. >> Dave: YEAH, WHAT ABOUT 00:03:16 THAT? THANKS, PAUL. 00:03:25 NICE GOING. I APPRECIATE IT. 00:03:28 >> YOU LIKE YOUR JOP ANYWAY, SO.... 00:03:33 >> Dave: LET'S RUN DOWN THE FIELD. 00:03:34 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT FORMER MAYOR GIULIANI. 00:03:38 >> AN AMERICAN HERO. >> Dave: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT 00:03:41 RUNNING FOR THE NOMINATION AGAINST THAT MAN. 00:03:42 >> I THINK HE'S GOING TO BE A VERY FORMIDABLE CANNED 00:03:46 CANDIDATE. I THINK HE RALLIED THE NATION 00:03:49 AFTER 9/11. I THINK THE AUDIENCE WOULD 00:03:50 AGREE WITH THAT. I THINK HE'S AN AMERICAN HERO. 00:03:52 >> Dave: ABSOLUTELY. EVEN WITH A SUBSTANTIAL 00:03:59 OPPONENT LIKE THAT, YOU STILL LIKE YOUR CHANCES OBVIOUSLY. 00:04:01 >> YES. >> Dave: AND DO WE EVER SEE.... 00:04:07 >> AFTER THAT DESCRIPTION OF HIM I'M NOT SO SURE. 00:04:10 MAYBE I SHOULD RETRACT MY ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:04:13 >> Dave: AND WHAT ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY PRESIDENT AND THE 00:04:16 VICE PRESIDENT THAT KIND OF THING. 00:04:17 DO YOU DIVIDE THAT SORT OF DEAL UP? 00:04:19 YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN SPLITTING THAT. 00:04:21 >> YOU MAY REMEMBER IN THE LAST ELECTION THERE WAS SOME 00:04:24 CONVERSATION ABOUT ME BEING VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED 00:04:26 STATES. IT WASN'T CLEAR WHICH PARTY. 00:04:30 AND I WAS ON ONE OF THE SHOWS AND THE GUY SAID, "WHAT'S THIS 00:04:33 ABOUT YOU BEING VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?" 00:04:35 I SAID I SPENT ALL THESE YEARS IN A NORTH VIETNAMESERISON 00:04:40 CAMP, KEPT IN THE DARK, FED SCRAPS, WHY THE HECK WOULD I 00:04:43 WANT TO DO THAT ALL OVER AGAIN? 00:04:47 >> Dave: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 00:04:50 SENATOR JOHN McCAIN. DODGE RAM -- 00:04:57 IT'S GOT A LEGENDARY HEMI V8... WITH 345 HORSEPOWER, 00:05:02 AN ALL-NEW, 6.7-LITER CUMMINS TURBO DIESEL... 00:05:05 WITH 650-POUND FEET OF TORQUE, OVER 5,000 POUNDS 00:05:07 PAYLOAD AVAILABLE... OR UP TO 00:05:09 16,900 POUNDS OF TOWING. DODGE RAM -- 00:05:12 THE LONGEST-LASTING, MOST DURABLE LINE 00:05:13 OF FULL-SIZE PICKUPS. NOW, GET UP TO $5,000 00:05:16 CASH ALLOWANCE ON RAM 1500. DISCOVER AMERICA'S HOTTEST 00:05:20 PRODUCTS AT YOUR DODGE DEALER. >> Dave: SENATOR JOHN McCAIN. 00:07:52 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE SITUATION IN IRAQ. 00:07:54 WE HAVEN'T CHATTID WITH YOU SINCE THE PRESIDENTIAL POLICY, 00:07:57 THE TROOP SURGE. I UNDERSTAND, I BELIEVE, THAT 00:08:01 YOU'RE IN FAVOR OF THAT PURSUIT. 00:08:02 IS THAT CORRECT? >> I THINK IT'S REALLY OUR 00:08:05 LAST CHANCE TO SALVAGE A VERY DIFFICULT WAR WHICH HAS BEEN 00:08:09 BADLY MISMANAGED AND WE'VE GOT A VERY GOO GENERAL OVER THERE, 00:08:13 A GUY NAMED GENERAL PETRAEUS. >> Dave: THIS IS A GUY YOU'VE 00:08:19 KNOWN THROUGHOUT YOUR CAREER IN THE SENATE. 00:08:21 >> NO, BUT I'VE KNOWN HIM WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW HE'S REALLY AN 00:08:24 OUTSTANDING GENERAL. GENERALSLONE DON'T DO IT BUT 00:08:28 HE DOES. I THINK WE CAN HOPEFULLY BRING 00:08:31 ABOUT A PERIOD OF STABILITY SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE ECONOMIC AND 00:08:35 POLITICAL DEVELOPMENT AND STOP THIS TERRIBLE BLOODLETTING 00:08:39 WHICH IS, AS YOU KNOW, SECTARIAN VIOLENCE, TRIBLE 00:08:44 THINGS ARE HAPPENING. SHOWING A LITTLE PROGRESS. 00:08:46 LET'S HOPE AND PRAY THAT IT WORKS. 00:08:48 >> Dave: HOW WILL WE KNOW? >> I BELIEVE THAT IT CAN. 00:08:51 >> Dave: WHAT WILL BE THE SIGNS THAT WILL INDICATE THAT 00:08:53 IS WORKING, THAT THERE IS STABILITY AND ECONOMIC 00:08:55 PROGRESS? WHAT WILL BE THOSE INDICATORS? 00:08:57 ARE WE TALKING ABOUT A CEASE-FIRE THROUGHOUT THE 00:08:59 ENTIRE COUNTRY AND THEN ANOTHER SIX MONTHS, ANOTHER 00:09:02 YEAR, ANOTHER TWO YEARS? WHAT? 00:09:03 >> I THINK FIRST YOU'D HAVE TO HAVE A VERY VIABLE GOVERNMENT 00:09:09 THERE, THE MALIKI GOVERNMENT HAS TO HAVE REVENUE SHARING. 00:09:13 THEY HAVE TO HAVE ELECTIONS IN THE PROVINCES. 00:09:16 THERE HAS TO BE A STRONG IRAQI MILITARY TO TAKE OVER OUR 00:09:20 RESPONSIBILITIES. REMEMBER, DAVE, IT'S NOT 00:09:23 AMERICAN PRESENCE THAT BOTHERS AMERICANS. 00:09:27 IT'S AMERICANS CASUALTIES. WE'VE HAD TROOPS IN SOUTH 00:09:31 KOREA FOR 50 YEARS. NOBODY MINDS. 00:09:32 IF WE CAN GET THE IRAQIS MORE CAPABLE OF CARRYING THE BURDEN, 00:09:37 OURS TO WITHDRAW, THEN I THINK WE CAN SET UP AN ENVIRONMENT 00:09:40 WHERE POSSIBLY THESE PEOPLE CAN HAVE A CHANCE. 00:09:44 BUT IT'S A VERY TOUGH THING. YOU SAW EARLIER ABOUT THE 00:09:49 IRANIANS SENDING IN STUFF AND THE LEVEL OF VIOLENCE HIGHER. 00:09:54 BUT THE ONE THING WE ALL AGREE ON IS THE YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN 00:09:58 WHO ARE SERVING ARE MARVELOUS. ( APPLAUSE ) 00:10:10 IN THE SENATE I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU WE SPENT TWO WEEKS 00:10:13 DEBATING A MOTION THAT WAS A VOTE TO CUT OFF DEBATE, TO 00:10:20 MOVE TO A MOTION TO CUT OFF DEBATE SO WE COULD VOTE ON A 00:10:24 MEANINGLESS RESOLUTION. THAT WAS YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT 00:10:27 WORK. >> Dave: THANK YOU. 00:10:28 NICE JOB. >> TWO WEEKS, JUST TWO WEEKS 00:10:32 WE SPENT ON THAT. WHEN YOU SAY TWO WEEKS, THAT'S 00:10:35 TUESDAY THROUGH THURSDAY. >> Dave: OKAY. 00:10:39 SO THE COUNTRY OF IRAQ IS STABILIZED. 00:10:42 THE GOVERNMENT, AS YOU DESCRIBED, IS VIABLE. 00:10:46 THE VIOLENCE IS NOW SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCED. 00:10:48 >> YES. >> Dave: THE NET BENEFIT TO 00:10:50 THE UNITED STATES BEYOND AMERICANS HAVE STOPPED LOSING 00:10:54 THEIR LIVES THERE IS WHAT? >> PROBABLY THAT WE HAVE A 00:11:01 FUNCTIONING DEMOCRACY OR A GOVERNMENT THAT WILL BECOME A 00:11:05 DEMOCRACY, THAT THERE WILL BE OIL REVENUES WHICH WILL THEN 00:11:09 BE USED BY THE IRAQIS TO BUILD UP THEIR OWN COUNTRY AND THAT 00:11:14 MAYBE IT WILL SPREAD IN THE REON. 00:11:16 YOU KNOW, THE ONLY REALLY ONLY TWO DEMOCRACIES, ONE IS ISRAEL 00:11:20 AND THE OTHER IS TURKEY, IN THE WHOLE REGION. 00:11:24 OBVIOUSLY WE'D LIKE TO SEE THAT. 00:11:26 I THINK KNOW WHAT YOU'R GETTING AT. 00:11:28 THAT IS SHOULD WE HAVE GONE IN IN THE FIRST PLACE? 00:11:32 THERE WAS MASSIVE INTELLIGENCE FAILURES AND BOOKS HAVE BEEN 00:11:35 WRITTEN ABOUT THE MISMANAGEMENT OF THE WAR AND I 00:11:38 WOULD RECOMMEND FIASCO OR COBRA 2 OR ONE OF THESE OTHER 00:11:43 BOOKS BUT WE ARE WHERE WE ARE NOW. 00:11:45 WE ARE WHERE WE ARE NOW. RATHER THAN REVIEW ALL THE 00:11:47 PROBLEMS WHAD, IF WE WITHDRAW EARLY WHICH EVERY 00:11:50 EXPERT I KNOW SAYS IT WILL DESCEND INTO CHAOS, SECTARIAN 00:11:54 VIOLENCE AND EVEN GENOCIDE, SO THAT'S WHY WHEN I SAY THIS MAY 00:11:58 BE OUR LAST CHANCE TO SUCCEED BECAUSE AMERICANS ARE VERY 00:12:02 FRUSTRATED AND THEY HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE. 00:12:03 WE'VE WASTED A LOT OF OUR MOST ECIOUS TREASURE WHICH IS 00:12:07 AMERICAN LIVES OVER THERE. >> Dave: AND NOW THERE'S A 00:12:10 DISCUSSION ABOUT, THE INDICATION, PROOF, THAT SOME 00:12:14 OF THESE EXPLOSIVE DEVICES ARE COMING IN AND BEING SET OFF 00:12:17 WITH THE HELP OF IRANIANS AND MORE AND MORE THAT THEY'RE 00:12:21 INSINUATING THEMSELVES INTO THAT CONFLICT. 00:12:24 >> VERY LETHAL. >> Dave: AND ARE WE NOW TO 00:12:26 BELIEVE THAT GROUND WORK IS BEING LAID THERE FOR SOME KIND 00:12:29 OF INCURSION? >> NO, I DON'T THINK ACCEPT 00:12:33 THAT. I THINK IT'S TERRIBLE THAT THE 00:12:37 IRANIANS ARE DOING THIS. WE'VE ALSO GOT ANOTHER PROBLEM 00:12:39 WITH THE IRANIANS AND THAT IS THAT THEY'RE BUILDING NUCLEAR 00:12:43 WEAPONS AS YOU KNOW. THE LATEST INSPECTOR OVER 00:12:46 THERE SAYS THEY ARE NOT STOPPING IT. 00:12:48 WE HAVE TO GET SANCTIONS AND WE'VE GOT TO GET OUR ALLIES TO 00:12:51 JOIN US IN TRYING TO PUT EVERY KIND OF PRESSURE ON THE 00:12:54 IRANIAN GOVERNMENT TO STOP THAT. 00:12:57 SUPPOSE YOU'RE THE PRIME MINISTER OF ISRAEL AND YOUR 00:12:59 INTELLIGEN COMES TO YOU AND SAYS THE IRANIANS HAVE A 00:13:02 NUCLEAR WEAPON. IT'S ON A MISSILE AIMED AT US 00:13:06 AND THEIR PRESIDENT HAS STATED TIME AFTER TIME THAT THEIR 00:13:08 GOAL IS THE EXTINCTION OF THE STATE OF ISRAEL. 00:13:10 THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. AS A COUNTRY AND AS TWO 00:13:13 PARTIES, WE'VEOT TO SIT DOWN TOGETHER AND WORK OUT SOME OF 00:13:17 THESE STRATEGIES TOGETHER IN A BIPARTISAN FASHION. 00:13:20 YOU KNOW, POLITICAL PARTIES DON'T LOSE WARS. 00:13:26 PRESIDENTS DON'T LOSE WARS. NATIONS LOSE WARS. 00:13:29 WHEN NATIONS LOSE WARS, NATIONS SUFFER FROM IT. 00:13:32 SO WE'VE GOT TOO MUCH OF THIS PARTISANSHIP, I THINK WE 00:13:36 SHOULD SIT DOWN AS GROWN-UPS AND TRY TO ADDRESS THIS 00:13:39 PROBLEM WITH IRAN TODAY. >> Dave: AND YOU BELIEVE THAT 00:13:42 WHAT YOU JUST DESCRIBED WITH THE PARTIES YOU DESCRIBED IS 00:13:46 LIKELY? IS POSSIBLE? 00:13:47 >> OH, I THINK SO. I CAN PROMISE YOU IF I'M 00:13:50 PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I WILL REACH OUT MY HAND TO 00:13:52 THE DEMOCRATS ACROSS THE AISLE AND SAY, WE WILL WORK 00:13:56 TOGETHER. WE WILL WORK TOGETHER BECAUSE 00:13:58 THIS IS THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD AND OUR BEST DAYS 00:14:01 ARE AHEAD OF US. BUT WE HAVE TO SHOW A COMMON 00:14:03 FRONT TO THREATS FROM COUNTRIES LIKE IRAN. 00:14:07 >> Dave: I MEAN, YOU DESCRIBE IT IN THOSE TERMS. 00:14:10 IF OUR BEST DAYS ARE AHEAD OF US-- AND WHAT A WONDERFUL 00:14:13 NOTION THAT IS-- IT'S GOING TO TAKE AN AWFUL LOT OF WORK JUST 00:14:16 TO GET BACK TO THE BREAK-EVEN POINT. 00:14:18 DON'T YOU THINK? >> WE HAVE PROBLEMS EVERYWHERE 00:14:21 IN THE WORLD. WE'RE STILL THE MOST POWERFUL, 00:14:24 THE MOST INNOVATIVE, THE FINEST GENERATION OF YOUNG 00:14:31 THE FINEST YOUNG AMERICANS TODAY. 00:14:33 THEY'RE VOLUNTEERING EVERYWHERE. 00:14:34 THEY ARE WORKING IN THEIR COMMUNITIES. 00:14:36 THEY'RE JOINING THE MILITARY, THE PEACE CPS, AMERICORPS. 00:14:39 I HAVE GREAT FAITH IN THIS GENERATION. 00:14:42 YOUNG AMERICANS. >> Dave: I WANT TO ADD 00:14:44 SOMETHING THAT TOM BROKAW SAID ON THIS SHOW MONTHS AND MONTHS 00:14:48 AGO. EVERYBODY FEELS TS WAY OR 00:14:49 SHOULD FEEL THIS WAY. IT'S ABSOLUTELY A 00:14:52 UNIVERSALITY. YOU CAN HATE THE WAR BUT YOU 00:14:54 CAN'T HATE THE WARRIORS. THAT'S JUST EXACTLY WHAT WE'VE 00:14:56 GOT HERE. ( APPLAUSE ) 00:15:05 >> I KNOW THAT WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. 00:15:08 A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, ABOUT THREE WEEKS AGO I WAS DOWN IN 00:15:10 SAN ANTONIO AT THE BROOK ARMY HOSPITAL. 00:15:12 THEY OPENED A REHAB CENTER THAT HAD BEEN PAID FOR BY 00:15:15 DONATIONS BY AMERICANS. 600,000 AMERICANS HAVE PAID 00:15:18 FOR THIS $50 MILLION FACILITY. WE ALL SAT DOWN, THERE WERE 00:15:22 4,000 PEOPLE THERE. SENATOR CLINTON AND I WERE 00:15:24 THERE TOGETHER. THEY SAID LET'S WELCOME OUR 00:15:28 HEROES AND THESE YOUNG PEOPLE CAME OUT WITH THEIR... ON 00:15:31 CRUTCHES AND IN WHEELCHAIRS. SOME BADLY BURNED. 00:15:34 AND EVERY ONE OF THEM WAS BRAVE AND PROUD AND WONDERFUL. 00:15:38 SO WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT POLITICAL AMBITIONS AND OTHER 00:15:41 THINGS IN OUR LIVES, IT PALES IN SIGNIFICANCE AS TO WHAT 00:15:46 THESE BRAVE YOUNG AMERICANS HAVE DONE. 00:15:47 >> Dave: WITHOUT QUESTION. WELL, LITS GOOD TO SEE YOU 00:15:51 AGAIN. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY AND 00:15:54 CONGRATULATIONS ONOUR CAMPAIGN FOR THE PRESIDENCY. 00:15:55 >> THANK YOU, SIR. >> Dave: MY PLEASURE. 00:15:59 SENATOR JOHN McCAIN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES 00:16:02 AND GENTLEMEN. [TEEN TURNS ON ROCK MUSIC] 00:16:35 IT SAYS HERE THAT STRESS... [TURNS OFF RADIO] 00:16:37 CAN WEAK OUR IMMUNE SYSTEM. 00:16:40 AND ABOUT 70% OF OUR IMMUNE SYSTEM 00:16:42 IS IN OUR DIGESTIVE TRACT. RIGHT! APPARENTLY 00:16:44 A CULTURE CALLED L. CASEI 00:16:45 IMMUNITAS CAN HELP. IT IS CLINICALLY 00:16:47 PROVEN TO HELP STRENGTHEN YOUR BODY'S 00:16:49 DEFENSE SYSTEM. ONLY DANACTIVE HAS 00:16:51 L. CASEI IMMUNITAS. WE SHOULD TRY 00:16:54 THIS DANACTIVE! Announcer: NEW DANACTIVE... 00:17:04 BEHOLD... THE POWER OF PHANTOM. 00:17:06 GILLETTE FUSION POWER PHANTOM. 00:17:09 FUSION POW IS SO ADNCED, 00:17:11 YOU BARELY FEEL THE BLADES. 00:17:13 SHAVING CAN CREATE UNCOMFORTABLE FRICTION. 00:17:15 TURN ON FUSION POWER. SOOTHING MICROPULSES 00:17:17 HELP YOU REDUCE FRICTION... AND INCREASE RAZOR GLIDE. 00:17:20 YOU'LL BARELY FEEL THE BLADES, 00:17:22 YOU'LL REALLY FEEL THE DIFFERENCE. 00:17:24 THE COMFORT OF FIVE BLADES... 00:17:26 PLUS THE PRECISION OF ONE. FUSION POWER PHANTOM. 00:17:30 GILLETTE. THE BEST A MAN CAN GET. 00:19:45 ( (8 00:20:00 >> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD POINT THERE ON SENATOR 00:20:03 McCAIN. WE'LL KEEP OUR EYE ON HIM. 00:20:06 FIND OUT WHERE HE MAKES THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:20:08 >> Paul: EXACTLY. THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:20:10 >> Dave: BOY, WE'LL JUST WAIT ON THAT ONE. 00:20:13 >> Paul: THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO. >> Dave: GIVE HIM A GOOD 00:20:17 TALKING TO. >> Paul: THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO. 00:20:18 >> Dave: HERE'S SOMETHING I WAS LOOKING THROUGH ONE OF MY 00:20:21 PERIODICALS THE OTHER DAY. PRINCE CHARLES, WHO IS THE 00:20:24 PRINCE OF.... >> Paul: HE'S THE PRINCE OF 00:20:32 WALES. >> Dave: I KNEW THAT. 00:20:34 HE WAS SHOOTING HIS MOUTH OFF ABOUT MacDONALD'S. 00:20:37 HE SAID McDONALD'S SHOULD BE OUTLAWED. 00:20:40 IT SHOULD BE OUTLAWED. THAT'S WHAT THE PRINCE OF 00:20:42 WALES SAID. AND I THINK THAT WE HAVE A 00:20:46 PICTURE OF HIM (LAUGHING). THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE. 00:20:51 YEARS AGO. SEE? 00:20:53 HERE, TAKE A LOOK AT HIM AFTER HE WENT TO McDONALD'S. 00:21:01 >> THAT'S THE JOKE? >> IS THAT THE JOKE? 00:21:04 ARE YOU STILL DOING JOKES ABOUT PRINCE CHARLES'S EARS? 00:21:08 COME ON. IS THAT THE JOKE? 00:21:10 ARE YOU STILL DOING JOKES' PRINCE CHARLES'S EARS. 00:21:14 >> Dave: WE JUST DID IT. IT WAS HILARIOUS. 00:21:16 >> THIS IS 2007. NOT 1984. 00:21:19 WAIT A MINUTE. IF IT IS 1984, I SURE AS HELL 00:21:22 WANT TO HEAR SOME CINDY LAUPER. 00:21:25 HIT IT, PAUL. >> Dave: NO, NO, NO. 00:21:31 THE PHONE RINGS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 00:21:35 MY FATHER ASKS WHAT YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE 00:21:39 OH, DADDY, DEAR, YOU KNOW YOU'RE STILL NUMBER ONE 00:21:43 BUT GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN 00:21:45 YEAH, GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN 00:21:49 THEY JUST WANT TO... THEY JUST WANNA... 00:21:56 GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN YEAH! 00:22:04 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Dave: NICE GOING. 00:22:07 THANKS. DOES THAT MAKE YOU SICK TOO? 00:22:11 DID IT MAKE YOU FEEL A LITTLE SICK? 00:22:14 >> Paul: QUEASY. >> Dave: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 00:22:16 WITH ROBIN THICKE, EVERYBODY. (FEMALE ANNOUNCER) 00:22:51 IMPROVE THE HEALTH OF YOUR SKIN 00:22:53 WITH AVEENO DAILY MOISTURIZING LOTION. 00:22:54 THE NATURAL OATMEAL FORMULA GOES BEYOND 24 HOUR MOISTURE 00:22:57 TO IMPROVE SKIN'S HEALTH IN ONE DAY 00:22:59 WITH SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT IN TWO WEEKS. 00:23:01 I FOUND A MOISTURIZER FOR LIFE. (ANNOUNCER) 00:23:03 ONLY FROM AVEENO. >> DON'T GO AWAY BECAUSE 00:25:23 THERE'S MORE WKRP IN CINCINATTI COMING UP RIGHT 00:25:27 AFTER THESE MESSAGES. I HAVE SLAYED THE DRAGON, 00:25:34 AND COME FOR MY REWARD. WELL DONE. THIS IS FOR YOU. 00:25:40 THIS IS ALL I GET ? TERMS AND CONDITIONS STATE 00:25:41 THAT YOU MUST SLAY A MINIMUM OF FOUR DRAGONS BEFORE 00:25:43 CASH IS EARNED. TAIL MUST ALSO BE PROVIDED TO 00:25:45 PROVE THAT IT IS A DRAGON... NOT JUST A LARGE LIZARD... 00:25:48 IS THIS HOW YOUR CASH REWARDS CARD TREATS YOU ? 00:25:50 INTRODUCING NO HASSLE CASH REWARDS. 00:25:52 EARN CASH ON EVERY PURCHASE, EVERYWHERE. 00:25:54 PLUS A 25% ANNUAL BONUS. OH, YOU QUALIFY TO 00:25:55 MARRY MY DAUGHTER. [ SFX: HORSE ] 00:26:00 WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET ? HAIL TO ST. ARVIN 00:26:08 MAN, I'M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A HORSE. 00:26:10 SHH, YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE. HERE. 00:26:19 NEED FOOD NOW ? MAKE EASY MAC CUPS. 00:26:22 WARM, CHEESY KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE. 00:26:24 WHEN HUNGER HITS... QUICK, MIC SOME MAC. 00:26:27 WELL, PRETEND IT'S NOT HERE. THAT'S WHAT I DO. 00:26:29 Y'KNOW WHAT I MEAN ? THIS IS MY ACCOUNTING SYSTEM. 00:26:34 UNPAID INVOICES ARE ON THE PURPLE ONES. 00:26:35 IT'S STILL EVOLVING. OUR SALES FIGURES-- 00:26:37 THEY'RE ALL RIGHT HERE. I DESIGN MY OWSPREADSHEETS. 00:26:44 Announcer: THERE'S AN EASIER WAY QUICKBOOKS. 00:26:47 IT'S SO SIMPLE, YOU CAN BE UP AND RUNNING 00:26:49 IN UNDER 15 MINUTES. WITH JUST A W CLICKS, 00:26:50 YOU CAN WRITE CHECKS, SEND INVOICES, 00:26:54 SEE WHO'S PAID AND WHO HASN'T, AND MAKE TAX TIME A CINCH. 00:26:58 THIS IS SO MUCH SIMPLER. I'M AFRAID 00:27:04 IT'S MORE THAN A, UM... SPRING FLING. 00:27:08 HERE THEY ARE BEHIND THE COUCH... 00:27:09 ON THE BOOKCASE... RIGHT IN FRONT 00:27:11 OF THE WINDOW. I THINK IT'S OVER. 00:27:17 (FEMALE ANNOUNCER) THERE'S A BETTER WAY 00:27:19 TO REDUCE SPRINGTIME ALLERGENS. 00:27:20 SWIFFER DUSTERS. IT HAS THOUSANDS 00:27:22 OF DUST-LOCKING FIBERS TO TRAP AND LOCK 00:27:24 SPRINGTIME ALLERGENS THAT OLD DUSTERS 00:27:26 STIR BACK IN THE AIR. IT'S THE CLEANER 00:27:28 SPRING CLEANER. SAME TIME TOMORROW? 00:27:31 (ANNOUNCER) SWIFFER GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING. 00:27:34 IF YOU'RE A HEALTH NUT ABOUT YOUR SKIN, THIS IS A NATURAL. 00:27:37 LUBRIDERM SKIN NOURISHING LOTION... 00:27:39 WITH NATURAL SHEA NUT AND COCOA BUTTERS. 00:27:41 IT HELPS DRY SKIN DRAW IN AND RETAIN MOISTURE... 00:27:44 SO IT'S NATURALLY HEALTHY. LUBRIDERM 00:27:45 SKIN NOURISHING LOTION... WITH SHEA AND 00:27:47 COCOA BUTTERS. SAM FINDS BRUSHING BORING. 00:27:50 MY SECRET WEAPON... HOO-HOOO, LISTERINE 00:27:51 AGENT COOL BLUE. IT KILLS BAD BREATH GERMS 00:27:55 AND TURNS PLAQUE BLUE; SO HE CAN BRUSH 00:27:58 MORE EFFECTIVELY. SAM, NICE WORK. 00:28:01 LISTERE AGENT COOL BLUE FOR KIDS. 00:28:42 DODGE RAM -- THE LONGEST-LASTING, 00:28:44 MOST DURABLE LINE OF FULL-SIZE PICKUPS. 00:28:46 ( crash ) ( crash ) 00:28:49 ( crash ) NOW GET UP TO $5,000 00:28:51 CASH ALLOWANCE... ON DODGE RAM 1500. 00:28:55 DISCOVER AMERICA'S HOTTEST PRODUCTS AT YOUR DODGE DEALER. 00:29:12 >> Dave: ALL RIGHTY THEN. OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED 00:29:16 SIPGER SONGWRITER WHOSE CURRENT K DR. -- I HAVE A COPY 00:29:19 OF IT RIGHT HERE-- IS ENTITLED THE ELUTION OF ROBIN THICKE. 00:29:24 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE HE IS, ROBIN THICKE. 00:29:37 >> OH BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:29:50 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:29:56 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU BABY TELL ME HOW YOU LOVE ME MORE 00:30:04 AND HOW YOU THINK I'M SEXY, BABY THAT YOU DON'T WANT NOBODY 00:30:06 ELSE YOU DON'T WANT THIS GUY 00:30:09 YOU DON'T WANT THAT GUY YOU WANNA 00:30:13 TOUCH YOURSELF WHEN YOU SEE ME TELL ME H YOU LOVE MY BODY 00:30:17 AND HOW I MAKE YOU FEEL, BABY YOU WANNA ROLL WITH ME 00:30:21 YOU WANNA HOLD WITH ME YOU WANNA STAY WARM 00:30:23 AND GET OUT OF THE COLD WITH ME 00:30:26 I JUST LOVE TO HEAR YOU SAY IT IT MAKES A MAN FEEL GOOD, BABY 00:30:31 TELL ME YOU DEPEND ON ME I NEED TO HEAR IT 00:30:34 I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU CAN'T HELP MYSELF 00:30:40 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY 00:30:46 I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU CAN'T HELP MYSELF 00:30:51 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY 00:31:00 BABY, YOU'RE THE PERFECT SHAPE BABY, YOU'RE THE PERFECT WEIGHT 00:31:05 TREAT ME LIKE MY BIRTHDAY I WANT IT THIS WAY 00:31:08 I WANT IT THAT WAY I WANT IT 00:31:11 TELL ME YOU DON'T WANT ME TO STOP 00:31:13 TELL ME IT WOULD BREAK YOUR HEART 00:31:16 THAT YOU LOVE ME AND ALL MY DIRTY 00:31:19 YOU WANNA ROLL WITH ME YOU WANNA HOLD WITH ME 00:31:31 I JUST LOVE TO HEAR YOU SAY IT MAKES A MAN FEEL GOOD 00:31:33 BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:31:36 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:31:40 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:31:45 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:31:50 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY 'CAUSE YOU WILL TELL ME 00:32:00 EVERY MORNING OH YEAH 00:32:17 OH BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:32:23 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:32:28 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY. CAN'T HELP MYSELF 00:32:38 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT I LOVYOU, BABY 00:32:46 LOST WITHOUT YOU LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:32:48 LOST WITHOUT YOU LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:32:52 LOST WITHOUT YOU OH 00:33:07 >> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD TO HAVE YOU. 00:33:08 HOW IS YOUR FATHER DOING? GOOD, TELL HIM I SAID HELLO. 00:33:13 ROBIN THICKE, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
Late Show with David Letterman : Senator John McCain Announces Candidacy
[Late Show with David Letterman : Senator John McCain Announces Candidacy] [NEW YORK, NY USA] Late Show with David Letterman: Senator John McCain Announces he will announce his Candidacy for President of the United States in April. 00:00:12 McCain says he will announce his campaign for President in April 2007 / Campaign 2008. 23:35:21 ( BAND PLAYING "LATE SHOW" THEME ) 23:35:25 >> FROM NEW YORK, THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD, 23:35:26 IT'S THE "LATE SHOW" WITH DAVID LETTERMAN. 23:35:30 TOGHT... PLUS PAUL SHAFFER AND THE 23:35:41 CBS ORCHESTRA. AND NOW, WEEPY FLORIDA JUDGE 23:35:53 DAVID LETTERMAN. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 23:36:05 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING 23:36:06 "LATE SHOW" THEME ) >> Dave: THANK Y VERY MUCH. 23:36:23 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HOW NY OF YOU FOLKS WERE 23:36:33 AFFECTED BY THE BIG STOCK MARKET PLUNGE YESTERDAY? 23:36:37 400 POINT, THE STOCK MARKET DROPPED 400 POINTS YESTERDAY. 23:36:40 BIG CORPORATIONS WERE REALLY REALLY AFFECTED BY IT. 23:36:42 AS A MATTER OF FACT, TACO BELL HAD TO LAY OFF 200 RATS. 23:36:51 AND THEN THEY FIRED THEIR CAT. THE MARKET DROPS 400 POINTS 23:36:55 AND TODAY OUT OF HABIT JET BLUE APOLOGIZED. 23:36:58 ( APPLAUSE ) I FEEL PRETTY SMUG BECAUSE I 23:37:11 DID NOT GET HURT WHEN THE MARKET PLUNGED. 23:37:13 MY ACCOUNT, BLESS HIS HEART, HAS ALL HIS MONEY IN ASTRONAUT 23:37:17 DIAPERS. ( APPLAUSE ) 23:37:26 I WAS LOOKING AT THE PAPER YESTERDAY. 23:37:28 APPARENTLY EVERYBODY ON WALL STREET YESTERDAY LOST A LOT OF 23:37:30 MONEY. EVERYBODY LOST, EXCEPT FOR 23:37:33 SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON, EVERYBODY BUT MARTHA STEWART. 23:37:50 ANY DOG OWNERS HERE? ( APAUSE ) 23:37:54 ANY DOGS? DO WE HAVE DOGS HERE TOO? 23:37:57 IN NEW JERSEY, THEY PASSED A LAW YOUR DOG CANNOT BARK FOR 23:38:00 MORE THAN HALF AN HOUR. YOUR DOG CANNOT BARKOR MORE 23:38:04 THAN HALF AN HOUR OR THEY ARREST HIM AND TAKE HIM 23:38:06 DOWNTOWN. AND I'M THINKING IF YOU REAY 23:38:09 WANT TO CUT DOWN ON IRRITATING DISTURBANCES HOW ABOUT 23:38:13 LIMITING "THE VIEW" TO HALF AN HOUR. 23:38:17 >> Paul: LOOK OUT. WATCH IT. 23:38:25 THE GUY WHO DIRECTED THE TITANIC MOVIE, THE FILM 23:38:28 DIRECTOR? LISTEN TO THIS. 23:38:29 HE CLAIMS HE'S FOUND THE TOMB OF JESUS CHRIST. 23:38:32 I JUST HOPE THIS DOESN'T LEAD TO A COURT BATTLE IN FLORIDA. 23:38:35 THAT'S ALL. I THINK THIS JAMES CAMERON, I 23:38:45 GUESS HE'S A TREMENDOUS DIRECTOR, ACADEMY AWARD 23:38:47 DIRECTOR. I WONDER IF HE MIGHT BE, I 23:38:49 DON'T KNOW, JUST DESTABILIZED. HE CLAIMS HE FOUND A CLOCK 23:38:58 THAT'S ALSO A RADIO. HAVE YOU HEARD THIS? 23:39:05 ( APPLAUSE ) HEY, IS WEDNESDAY. 23:39:07 WHAT DO YOU.... >> Paul: VERY GOOD. 23:39:13 >> Dave: JAMES CAMERON THINKS HE FOUND THE TOMB OF JESUS 23:39:16 CHRIST. WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THEY 23:39:19 FOUND JESUS BEFORE BIN LADEN? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 23:39:22 WHAT? ( APPLAUSE ) 23:39:24 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PAUL SHAFFER. 23:39:26 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 23:39:43 PAUL SHAFFER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 23:39:51 HERE TONIGHT WE HAVE SENATOR JOHN McCAIN FROM ARIZONA IS ON 23:39:53 THE PROGRAM THIS EVENING. ( APPLAUSE ) 23:40:02 PEOPLE SAY THAT HE MAY BE A CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT AND 23:40:04 MAY NOT BE A CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT. 23:40:05 EITHER WAY WE'RE LUCKY TO HAVE HIM AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF OUR 23:40:08 GREAT LAND AND A TREMENDOUS SERVICE TO OUR COUNTRY. 23:40:10 HE'LL BE HERE TONIGHT. WE'LL TRY TO SQUIRREL IT UP 23:40:14 AND SEE IF WE CAN'T GET HIM TO ADMIT HE'S GOING TO RUN FOR 23:40:17 PRESIDENT. GOING TO ADMIT FOR RUNNING... 23:40:18 ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME. I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. 23:40:21 I WAS TRYING TO KEEP IT A SECRET BUT YOU GOT ME. 23:40:24 >> Paul: THESE DAYS WHO WOULD ADMIT IT? 23:40:26 >> Dave: ALSO OUR FRIEND ANDY KINDLER IS ON THE PROGRAM. 23:40:31 VERY FUNNY GENTLEMAN. AND ROBIN THICKE. 23:40:40 THAT REALLY DOESN'T TELL US MUCH ABOUT THE GUY. 23:40:43 TURN IT AROUND. THERE YOU VE IT THERE. 23:40:45 >> Paul: THAT TELLS YOU A LOT OF WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW. 23:40:50 RIGHT THERE. >> Dave: I JUST WANT TO WARN 23:40:52 TOURISTS AND ALSO LOCAL RESIDENTS AS WELL THERE'S A 23:40:54 CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF COUNTERFEIT MONEY IN 23:40:56 CIRCULATION. ARE YOU AWARE O THIS? 23:40:59 IT'S LIKE HALF A MILLION DOLLARS OF COUNTERFEIT MONEY 23:41:02 SO BE VERY, VERY CAREFUL BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU GO INTO 23:41:04 A STORE AND YOU'LL MAKE A PURCHASE, YOU SEE, YOU GIVE 23:41:07 THEM YOUR MONEY AND IN RETURN YOU GET THE COUNTERFEIT MONEY. 23:41:10 YOU WON'T REALIZE THIS UNTIL YOU'RE BACK IN THE HOTEL ROOM 23:41:14 PAYING THE ESCORT LADY. HERE'S A COUPLE OF THINGS TO 23:41:33 LOOK FOR. THE ONE RIGHT THERE IT'S OUT 23:41:35 OF FOCUS. DOWN HERE SOME OF THE SHADING, 23:41:38 SEE HOW THAT KIND OF EVAPORATES? 23:41:40 ALSO THE REAL KEY IN THE MIDDLE, YEAH, IN THE MIDDLE IS 23:41:46 THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. 23:41:48 IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THESE... YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE 23:41:57 SAYING THAT FIDEL CASTRO IS MUCH BETTER. 23:41:59 REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS ILL AND EVERYBODY THOUGHT IT WAS 23:42:01 LIGHTS OUT FOR FIDEL? APPARENTLY HE'S DOING MUCH 23:42:04 MUCH BETTER. AND AS A MATTER OF FACT THE 23:42:05 PROVE TO HIS SUPPORTERS THAT HE'S DOING JUST FINE, HE 23:42:08 CALLED HUGO CHAVEZ, THE PRESIDENT OF VENEZUELA, WHO IS 23:42:11 HIS OWN SPECIAL KIND OF WHACK JOB HAS A RADIO SHOW AND TO 23:42:22 PROVE TO HIS LOYAL SUPPORTERS FIDEL CASTRO YESTERDAY CALLED 23:42:25 IN TO HUGO CHAVEZ'S RADIO SHOW. 23:42:27 WE HAVE A CLIP. HERE NOW IS FIDEL CASTRO 23:42:32 CALLING HUGO CHAVEZ. TAKE A LOOK LISTEN TO THIS. 23:42:39 >> HEY, HUGO, MY MAN IT'S FIDEL. 23:42:42 I CAN'T TALK LONG BECAUSE I HAVE TO GET A SPONGE BATH. 23:42:45 I WANT TO WISH YOU A HAPPY WHIP 'EM OUT WEDNESDAY. 23:42:53 AND PLAY MY HUMP MY HUMP, MY HUMP, MY HUMP 23:43:00 >> Dave: A LOT OF EFFORT WENT INTO THAT ANYWAY. 23:43:09 WE HAVE A BRAND NEW SEGMENT ON THIS PROGRAM. 23:43:11 THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE DONE THAT. 23:43:13 IS THAT RIGHT? IT'S CALLED A MESSAGE FROM 23:43:15 FIRST LADY LAURA BUSH. A MESSAGE NOW FROM FIRST LADY 23:43:18 LAURA BUSH. TAKE A LOOK. 23:43:25 >> I UNDERSTAND HOW THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FEEL. 23:43:27 THE GEORGE IS REALLY REALLY A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT. 23:43:36 WOW. HE'S NOT RUNNING FOR 23:43:47 RE-ELECTION. I GUESS THAT'S THE KIND OF 23:43:48 THING SHE CAN SAY. BOY, IS MY FACE RED. 23:43:51 I DON'T KNOW WHY MY FACE IS RED. 23:43:53 IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THAT IT'S TIME FOR GREAT MOMENTS IN 23:43:55 PRESIDENTIAL SPEECHES. HERE, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 23:44:00 (HAIL TO THE CHIEF) >> THAT THE ONLY THING WE HAVE 23:44:04 TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF. >> ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY 23:44:12 CAN DO FOR YOU. ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR 23:44:15 COUNTRY. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 23:44:37 SAY HELLO TO OUR GOOD FRIEND ANDY KINDLER. 23:44:41 COME ON OUT, ANDY. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, MY FRIEND? 23:44:51 >> EVERYBODY IS GOOD. VERY EXCITED. 23:44:54 ALL MY STUFF IS SHOWING UP ON YOU-TUBE. 23:44:56 >> Dave: INDIVIDUAL... VIDEOTAPES HERE. 23:45:01 >> WHICH I'M SURE HAVE ALL BEEN CLEARED THROUGH LEGAL. 23:45:03 THEN ALSO LIKE PEOPLE WILL COME TO A CLUB, THIS GUY CAME 23:45:07 TO A CLUB. I GUESS HE FILMED ME AND PUT A 23:45:10 COUPLE OF MINUTES OF MY ACT. >> Dave: THAT'S GREAT. 23:45:12 >> THEN PEOPLE COMMENT ABOUT IT. 23:45:13 THEY'RE INSANE LIKE THIS ONE GUY COMMENTS GREAT QUALITY. 23:45:16 GREAT VIDEO QUALITY. LIKE I PLANNED FOR THE GUY TO 23:45:19 COME TO THE CLUB, LIKE... LET ME DO A THREE CELL PHONE 23:45:24 CAMERA SHOOT. I'VE GOT THE LIGHTS. 23:45:26 LET ME BRING IN PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW. 23:45:28 THEN SOMEONE ELSE WRITES IN, DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB, THEY 23:45:31 SAY. STAND-UP IS MY DAY JOB. 23:45:35 >> Dave: WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT? 23:45:37 >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH I WANT SAY TO THAT PERSON. 23:45:39 I WILL CONTINUE DOING IT. >> Dave: DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE 23:45:42 THE ACADEMY AWARDS. >> VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTING. 23:45:45 MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF THE YEAR GOT SHUT OUT. 23:45:48 >> Dave: WHAT WAS THAT? >> LITTLE MAN. 23:45:52 FIRST OF ALL DO YOU THINK THERE'S A MOVIE IDEA TERRIBLE 23:45:54 ENOUGH THAT EVEN THE WAYNES BROTHERS WOULDN'T TURN IT INTO 23:45:58 A MOVIE. YOUR PRINTER COULD BREAK. 23:46:00 YOU COULD SEND 150 BLANK PAGES OVER TO THEM BY MISTAKE AND 23:46:03 CALL THEM UP AND APOLOGIZE. THEY WOULD SAY WE LOVE IT. 23:46:09 A LOT OF ROOM FOR IMPROV. LITTLE MAN. 23:46:14 THERE'S A FACE PROJECTED ON A LITTLE PERSON FOR LIKE FOUR 23:46:17 HOURS LONG AND YOU SEE IT ON DVD WITH A COMMENTARY TRACK. 23:46:21 MY IDEA WOULD BE BIG BABY. THIS IS A BABY FACE THAT 23:46:24 PROJECTED ON A TALL PERSON. THE HOME MOVIE THEY WALK UP TO 23:46:29 YOU AND CAN I HELP YOU, SIR? (CRYING) TO THE RESTAURANT, 23:46:36 CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? (CRYING) THEN IF THAT WORKS 23:46:41 OUT. >> Dave: WHY WOULDN'T IT? 23:46:42 >> THEN I GOT MARLIN WAYNE'S FACE PROJECTED ON A DOZEN 23:46:48 EGGS. THE REFRIGEROR JUST GOT 23:46:51 FUNNY. IT'S A KITCHEN FULL OF LAUGHS 23:46:53 WHEN MARVIN WAYNE PLAYS A DOZEN HILARIOUS EGGS. 23:46:59 >> Dave: NOW, LISTEN IN THE PAST ANDY YOU'VE BEEN TO U.S. 23:47:03 MARSHAL'S TRAINING ACADEMY IN GEORGIA. 23:47:05 YOU'VE BEEN TO THE PLAYBOY CLUB IN LAS VEGAS. 23:47:07 >> THAT WAS A HARD JOB FOR ME. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE 23:47:13 GUTTER. >> Dave: SPACE CAMP IN 23:47:15 HUNTSVILLE ALABAMA. YOU WERE AT A RODEO IN SISTERS 23:47:18 OREGON. WENT ON UNCLAIMED BAGGAGE 23:47:20 CENTER IN ALABAMA. >> FOR MY OWN LUGGAGE. 23:47:22 >> Dave: SUPER BOWL IN FEBRUARY 2006. 23:47:24 >> REMEMBER THAT. >> Dave: TELL THE FOLKS WHAT 23:47:27 EAR GOING TO LOOK AT TONIGHT. >> WE WENT AROUND MANHATTAN TO 23:47:30 HARASS SIDE KICKS AND PALM READERS AND ASTROLOGERS. 23:47:34 >> Dave: QUITE A BIG BUSINESS IN NEW YORK CITY. 23:47:36 >> THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE. MIND READERS AND PEOPLE READ 23:47:39 MINDS AS WELL. WE BASICALLY TRY TO BOTHER 23:47:42 THEM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND ANNOY THEM. 23:47:45 >> Dave: HERE IS ANDY KINDLER VISITING NEW YORK CITY PSYCHE 23:47:48 ICKES. TAKE A LOOK. 23:47:49 >> TELL ME WHAT YOU DO, ANNA. >> ALL RIGHT. 23:47:52 I AM A TAROT CARD READER. I'D LIKE YOU TO CUT THE CARDS 23:47:58 IN THREE PILES. >> THERE YOU GO. 23:48:02 >> ALL RIGHT. NOW WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE 23:48:07 CARDS BACK ANYWAY LIKE. >> IF YOU HAD WANTED ME TO DO 23:48:09 THAT, I WOULDN'T HAVE CUT THEM IN THREE PARTS. 23:48:12 IF WE'RE JUST GOING TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER. 23:48:15 IF I SAID THE WORD BE-DAZZLER TO YOU. 23:48:18 WOULD THAT RG A BELL AT ALL? >> NOT REALLY. 23:48:29 >> ARE YOU ABLE TO CONTACT THE DEAD? 23:48:32 >> YES, I AM. >> CAN WE TRY AND CONTACT JIM 23:48:35 NEIGHBORS. >> WHO IS THAT? 23:48:36 >> HE'S A FAMOUS SINGER. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN. 23:48:41 MAYBE HE KNOWS WHO GOMER PYLE IS. 23:48:46 >> HE SEEMS TO BE VERY CONTENT WITH THE WAY HIS LIFE IS YOU 23:48:51 HAVE A SPIRITUAL CONNECTION WITH YOU. 23:48:53 >> THAT'S TRUE. I CAN'T LIE ABOUT THAT. 23:48:58 >> YOU KNOW, THEY SAY ASTROLOGY IS THE CLOCK OF 23:49:03 DESTY. >> I HAVE A POSTER THAT SAYS 23:49:05 THAT. >> I GOT IT FROM THAT. 23:49:08 >> I THOUGHT IT WAS ORIGINAL. >> I'M HERE WITH ROGER. 23:49:14 ROGER, YOU ARE A MALE WITCH. IS THAT CORRECT? 23:49:16 >> I AM, YES. >> WHY IS WARLOCK SO OUT OF 23:49:19 FAVOR? WHEN SOMEONE IS TORTURED FOR 23:49:22 BEING A WITCH AS THEY USED TO DO ALL THE TIME, WOMEN'S 23:49:26 BODIES ARE MADE TO WITHSTAND MORE PAIN. 23:49:28 MEN'S BODIES USUALLY CAN'T TAKE AS MUCH PAIN. 23:49:33 SO THERE WAS A COVEN IF THERE WAS A COVENITH THE OTHER 23:49:38 WITCHES DO. >> DO YOU EVER WISH YOU HADN'T 23:49:43 ASKED A QUESTION SOMETIMES OR MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T BRING UP A 23:49:46 TOPIC? >> IF YOU READ COFFEE LATE AT 23:49:51 NIGHT DO YOU FIND IT'S HARD TO GET TO SLEEP. 23:49:53 >> NO. >> DO YOU EVER FIND THAT 23:49:55 YOU'RE CRANKY IN THE MORNING BEFORE YOU GIVE YOUR FIRST CUP 23:49:58 OF COFFEE READING? >> NO, ACTUALLY I DO WAKE UP 23:50:01 VERY HAPPY. >> IN THE SUMMER DO YOU READ 23:50:03 ICE COFFEE AT ALL? WILL YOU LAUGH AT ONE OF MY 23:50:08 JOKES GIVE ME A CHUCKLE? SHE HAS THE AMAZING ABILITY TO 23:50:12 MAKE PREDICTIONS FROM WHAT'S LEFT IN THE BOTTOM OF A COFFEE 23:50:15 CUP. WOULD YOU SAY WHAT YOU DO IS 23:50:19 MORE BULL (BEEP NCHL (OR HORSE (BEEP). 23:50:24 DURING MY READING WITH ANAH, THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED. 23:50:27 I WAS DEALT THE DREADED DEATH CARD. 23:50:31 IF I DIE, YOU ARE LIBEL. I CAME IN HERE AND I WAS 23:50:36 REALLY FINE. I FELT GOOD. 23:50:38 I GET A DEATH CARD. ALL OF A SUDDEN IT'S A 23:50:41 SUGGESTION LIKE A HYPNOSIS. >> I DON'T SEE.... 23:50:43 >> I HOPE YOU HAVE TAROT INSURANCE. 23:50:48 I'M SURE YOU'RE VERY FAMILIAR WITH LOVE OILS. 23:50:50 I MAKE A LOVE OILS. WHICH I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE ON 23:50:53 . I'VE BEEN MAKING THIS LOVE OIL 23:50:55 SINCE I WAS 12 YEARS OLD. >> WHEN YOU USE ROGER'S LOVE 23:51:10 OIL, YOU'LL FEEL THAT TINGLE IN YOUR PANTS THAT MAKES YOU 23:51:13 THAT IT'S WORKING. CAN YOU PREDICT HOW THIS 23:51:18 COMEDY PIECE WILL END? WILL I GET A HUGE LAUGH? 23:51:32 >> NO. >> Dave: VERY NICE, ANDY. 23:51:44 WAIT A MINUTE. MARCH 9 ANDY KINDLER WILL BE 23:51:50 HOSTING LIVE AT GOTHAM FOR COMEDY CENTRAL. 23:51:52 >> SOUS GOOD. >> Dave: LOOKING FORWARD TO 23:51:53 THAT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, ANDY 23:51:57 KINDLER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 23:51:59 SENATOR JO McCAIN, EVERYBODY. 23:52:03 SPEND LESS TIME LYING AWAKE... 23:52:06 WITH ANNOYING ACHES AND PAINS... 23:52:08 AND MORE TIME ASLEEP... WHEN YOU SWITCH 23:52:10 FROM TYLENOL PM... TO ADVIL PM. 23:52:14 ADVIL PM. LESS TIME LYING AWAKE. 23:52:16 MORE TIME ASLEEP. I'M FIGHTING A COLD... 23:52:20 BUT I'VE GOT MY FIRST FIGHT TODAY. 23:52:23 I WANT ADVIL COLD & SINUS. WITH THE POWER OF ADVIL... 23:52:27 PLUS A HARD-HITTING DECONGESTANT. 23:52:28 THAT'S THE POWER OF ADVIL COLD & SINUS. 23:52:31 NOW AVAILABLE AT YOUR PHARMACY COUNTER. 23:52:33 TRUCK GUYS WILL TELL YOU TAKING OFF FROM A DEAD STOP 23:52:35 WITH 10,000 LBS AIN'T NO PICNIC. 23:52:41 SO THIS HALF-TON'S GOT THE MOST TORQUE, 23:52:44 A SIX-SPEED TRANNY WITH TOW/HAUL MODE... 23:52:49 AND FOUR OVERSIZED DISC BRAKES. 23:52:52 BECAUSE STOPPING 10,000 LBS... 23:52:54 tires squeal ) AIN'T NO PICNIC EITHER. 23:52:58 AVAILABLE ON THE ALL NEW FULL-SIZE TUNDRA-- 23:53:01 THE TRUCK THAT'S CHANGING IT ALL. 23:55:28 HERE'S TONIGHT'S TOP TEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 23:55:41 YESTERDAY THE STOCK MARKET'S WORST DAY IN FIVE-AND-A-HALF 23:55:43 YEARS. THE DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL 23:55:46 AVERAGE DROPPED 416 POINTS COSTING INVESTORS $600 23:55:51 BILLION! OUCH! 23:55:53 >> Paul: I GOT THAT ON ME. >> Dave: THE CATEGORY TONIGHT 23:55:59 TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD STOCKBROKER. 23:56:01 KIND OF THING YOU WANT TO BE MINDFUL WHEN YOU LOSE $600 23:56:05 BILLION. >> Paul: I WOULD SAY. 23:56:15 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? THAT MEANS NOTHING. 23:56:37 WAIT A MINUTE. THEN HIS PANTS GO DOWN. 23:56:39 THEN HIS PANTS GO DOWN. INEXPLICABLY HIS PANTS GO 23:56:43 DOWN. WHO'SOT A BAD STOCKBROKER? 23:57:30 >> Dave: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A 23:57:35 DECORATED WAR HERO, A BEST SELLING AUTHOR AND YOUR 23:57:37 SENATOR FROM... SENIOR SENATOR FROM THE GREAT STATE OF 23:57:41 ARIZONA. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SENATOR 23:57:42 JOHN McCAIN. JOHN, COME ON OUT. 23:57:44 ( APPLAUSE ) GOOD TO SEE YOU, JOHN. 23:58:02 >> GLAD TO SEE YOU, DAVE. >> Dave: YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HERE 23:58:04 IN SIX MONTHS, EIGHT MONTHS, A YEAR, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 23:58:07 >> SEEMS LIKE FOREVER. >> Dave: BLESS YOUR HEART. 23:58:10 YOU HAD A BIRTHDAY. >> Paul: SENATOR, NICE TO SEE 23:58:12 YOU, SIR. >> NICE TO SEE YOU, SIR. 23:58:15 >> Dave: HE HAD A BIRDAY. >> TRAGICALLY. 23:58:17 >> Dave: NO, NO, NO. IT WAS A LANDMARK. 23:58:19 ONE OF THE BIG BIRTHDAYS. >> YEP, I'M OLDER THAN DIRT. 23:58:22 I'VE GOT MORE SCARS THAN FRANKENSTEIN. 23:58:25 I'VE SEEN A FEW THINGS. >> Dave: YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS.... 23:58:28 >> AUGUST 29. >> Dave: 70 YEARS OLD. 23:58:30 >> SHHH. DO WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 23:58:33 >> Dave: SORRY ABOUT THAT. HOW DID YOU COMMEMORATE THAT 23:58:36 DAY? WHAT DID YOU DO? 23:58:37 >> CRIED. ACTUALLY, I SLEPT LIKE A BABY. 23:58:42 SLEEP TWO HOURS, WAKE UP AND CRY. 23:58:44 SLEEP TWO HOURS, WAKE UP AND CRY. 23:58:51 >> Dave: YOU COULD DO A LITTLE WORK ON THE TOP TEN. 23:58:57 >> I GUESS YOU'VE BEEN WONDERING WHAT WE'RE DOING IN 23:58:59 THE UNITED STATES SENATE. >> Dave: NO, I WANT TO KNOW 23:59:01 WHAT YOU DID ON YOUR BIRTHDAY. >> I TRIED NOT TO THINK ABOUT 23:59:05 IT. >> Dave: DO YOU HAVE ANY 23:59:06 SPECIAL ACTIVITIES? DID YOU GO ANY PLACE? 23:59:08 >> NO. JUST TIME WITH MY WIFE CINDY 23:59:10 AND ACCEPT CALLS OF CONDOLENCES FROM ALL OVER. 23:59:17 AND A FEW, YOU KNOW, ARE YOU STILL AROUND? 23:59:20 >> Dave: WELL, GOOD. YOU KNOW WHAT? 23:59:22 I THINK WE'LL JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT HERE THEN. 23:59:26 HOW ARE THINGS IN THE SENATE THESE DAYS, SENATOR? 23:59:31 >> Paul: WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT. 23:59:33 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Dave: BEFORE WE GET TO THAT, 23:59:36 WHAT ABOUT THIS? HERE'S WHAT WE REALLY WANT IS 23:59:39 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN GOSSIP AND DIRT AND BACK STABBING AND 23:59:42 THE DEMOCRATS NOW ARE IN A POSITION WRE THEY COULD COME 23:59:45 IN AND REALLY MAKE HAY. ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HAVE A 23:59:49 LIKABLE YOUNG NEWCOMER, BARACK OBAMA AND YOU HAVE HILLARY 23:59:52 CLINTON. >> VERY ATTRACTIVE YOUNG 23:59:56 WOMAN. >> Dave: SUDDENLY THERE'S A 23:59:58 FEUD BECAUSE THE BIG MONEY FROM HOLLYWOOD HAS SEEMED TO 00:00:01 HAVE SHIFTED FROM HILLARY TO BARACK OBAMA. 00:00:04 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT AND WHAT CAN YOUELL US ABOUT 00:00:06 THAT? >> I'VE NEVER HAD TO WORRY TOO 00:00:07 MUCH ABOUT THAT MYSELF. IT SEEMS THAT ACCORDING TO 00:00:14 SOME REPORTS THAT SOME PEOPLE THAT USED TO BE FRIENDS OF THE 00:00:18 FORMER PRESIDENT AND SENATOR CLINTON ARE NO LONGER THEIR 00:00:22 FRIENDS TO SAY THE LEAST. >> Dave: WHY IS THAT? 00:00:24 BECAUSE THEY FEEL THAT THERE'S A CERTAIN ENCUMBRANCE WITH THE 00:00:28 CLINTON NAME. AND THAT BARACK OBAMA DOES NOT 00:00:31 HAVE TO SUFFER. >> WELL, WE'VE HAD EITHER... 00:00:35 SERIOUSLY WE HAVE HAD A BUSH OR A CLINTON IN THE PRESIDENCY 00:00:38 OR VICE PRESIDENCY SINCE, I BELIEVE, 1988. 00:00:40 THAT'S A LONG TIME. PEOPLE START THINKING ABOUT 00:00:44 DYNASTIES. WE'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD SCOTCH- 00:01:02 >> Dave: AS A POSSIBLE CANDIDATE. 00:01:04 QUITE A FEW PEOPLE ARE ANNOUNCING AND SOME ARE 00:01:08 ANNOUNCED AND DROPPED OUT. >> THE LAST TIME WE WERE ON 00:01:12 THIS PROGRAM, I'M SURE YOU REMEMBER EVERYTHING VERY 00:01:14 CLEARLY. >> Dave: YES. 00:01:15 >> AS WE SAY. BUT YOU ASKED ME IF I WOULD 00:01:17 COME BACK ON THIS SHOW IF I WAS GOING TO ANNOUNCE. 00:01:20 >> Dave: YES. >> I AM ANNOUNCE THAT I WILL 00:01:22 BE A CDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 00:01:25 >> Dave: OH, WOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 00:01:31 GOOD FOR YOU. WOW. 00:01:47 A VERY POPULAR ANNOUNCEMENT. >> CAN WE TRY THAT AGAIN 00:01:52 (SINGING "HAIL TO THE CHIEF") HAIL TO THE CHIEF 00:02:00 >> Dave: HOW ABOUT THAT? >> GOOD JOB. 00:02:02 >> Dave: NOW, FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS AND WHAT WERE 00:02:06 THE FACTORS LEADING TO THIS DECISION? 00:02:09 >> I THINK TO BE ON THIS SHOW WAS THE FIRST REASON. 00:02:15 >> Dave: WELL, GOOD. ( APPLAUSE ) 00:02:22 SO YOUR PRIORITIES ARE IN THE RIGHT SPOT. 00:02:24 >> YOU CAN'T DO THESE THINGS WITHOUT MONEY. 00:02:26 I WILL TAKE THAT COUNTERFEIT MONEY THAT YOU HAD EARLIER. 00:02:31 >> Dave: WE'VE GOT A SHOEBOX FULL OF THAT. 00:02:35 LET'S TALK ABOUT SOME OF THE OTHER REPUBLICANS IN THE 00:02:38 FIELD. WHAT ABOUT RUDY GIULIANI? 00:02:40 HE'S IN, RIGHT? ALTHOUGH IT DOESN'T SEEM TO 00:02:43 HAVE BEEN AS DEFINITIVE AS WHAT YOU JUST SAID. 00:02:45 HE'S IN. >> BY THE WAY I'LL BE MAKING A 00:02:48 FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT IN APRIL. >> Dave: THIS IS NOT THE 00:02:50 FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT. >> THIS IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:02:52 YOU DRAG THIS OUT AS LONG AS YOU CAN. 00:02:55 YOU DON'T JUST HAVE ONE RENDITION. 00:02:57 >> Dave: YOU'RE SAYING THIS WAS NOT THE FORMAL 00:03:00 ANNOUNCEMENT. >> THIS IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT 00:03:02 PRECEDING THE FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:03:03 >> Dave: HOW DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME FEEL? 00:03:05 >> YOU WERE FIRST. >> Paul: HE'S DOING THE FORMAL 00:03:10 ANNOUNCEMENT ON LENO. >> Dave: YEAH, WHAT ABOUT 00:03:16 THAT? THANKS, PAUL. 00:03:25 NICE GOING. I APPRECIATE IT. 00:03:28 >> YOU LIKE YOUR JOP ANYWAY, SO.... 00:03:33 >> Dave: LET'S RUN DOWN THE FIELD. 00:03:34 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT FORMER MAYOR GIULIANI. 00:03:38 >> AN AMERICAN HERO. >> Dave: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT 00:03:41 RUNNING FOR THE NOMINATION AGAINST THAT MAN. 00:03:42 >> I THINK HE'S GOING TO BE A VERY FORMIDABLE CANNED 00:03:46 CANDIDATE. I THINK HE RALLIED THE NATION 00:03:49 AFTER 9/11. I THINK THE AUDIENCE WOULD 00:03:50 AGREE WITH THAT. I THINK HE'S AN AMERICAN HERO. 00:03:52 >> Dave: ABSOLUTELY. EVEN WITH A SUBSTANTIAL 00:03:59 OPPONENT LIKE THAT, YOU STILL LIKE YOUR CHANCES OBVIOUSLY. 00:04:01 >> YES. >> Dave: AND DO WE EVER SEE.... 00:04:07 >> AFTER THAT DESCRIPTION OF HIM I'M NOT SO SURE. 00:04:10 MAYBE I SHOULD RETRACT MY ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:04:13 >> Dave: AND WHAT ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY PRESIDENT AND THE 00:04:16 VICE PRESIDENT THAT KIND OF THING. 00:04:17 DO YOU DIVIDE THAT SORT OF DEAL UP? 00:04:19 YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN SPLITTING THAT. 00:04:21 >> YOU MAY REMEMBER IN THE LAST ELECTION THERE WAS SOME 00:04:24 CONVERSATION ABOUT ME BEING VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED 00:04:26 STATES. IT WASN'T CLEAR WHICH PARTY. 00:04:30 AND I WAS ON ONE OF THE SHOWS AND THE GUY SAID, "WHAT'S THIS 00:04:33 ABOUT YOU BEING VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?" 00:04:35 I SAID I SPENT ALL THESE YEARS IN A NORTH VIETNAMESERISON 00:04:40 CAMP, KEPT IN THE DARK, FED SCRAPS, WHY THE HECK WOULD I 00:04:43 WANT TO DO THAT ALL OVER AGAIN? 00:04:47 >> Dave: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 00:04:50 SENATOR JOHN McCAIN. DODGE RAM -- 00:04:57 IT'S GOT A LEGENDARY HEMI V8... WITH 345 HORSEPOWER, 00:05:02 AN ALL-NEW, 6.7-LITER CUMMINS TURBO DIESEL... 00:05:05 WITH 650-POUND FEET OF TORQUE, OVER 5,000 POUNDS 00:05:07 PAYLOAD AVAILABLE... OR UP TO 00:05:09 16,900 POUNDS OF TOWING. DODGE RAM -- 00:05:12 THE LONGEST-LASTING, MOST DURABLE LINE 00:05:13 OF FULL-SIZE PICKUPS. NOW, GET UP TO $5,000 00:05:16 CASH ALLOWANCE ON RAM 1500. DISCOVER AMERICA'S HOTTEST 00:05:20 PRODUCTS AT YOUR DODGE DEALER. >> Dave: SENATOR JOHN McCAIN. 00:07:52 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE SITUATION IN IRAQ. 00:07:54 WE HAVEN'T CHATTID WITH YOU SINCE THE PRESIDENTIAL POLICY, 00:07:57 THE TROOP SURGE. I UNDERSTAND, I BELIEVE, THAT 00:08:01 YOU'RE IN FAVOR OF THAT PURSUIT. 00:08:02 IS THAT CORRECT? >> I THINK IT'S REALLY OUR 00:08:05 LAST CHANCE TO SALVAGE A VERY DIFFICULT WAR WHICH HAS BEEN 00:08:09 BADLY MISMANAGED AND WE'VE GOT A VERY GOO GENERAL OVER THERE, 00:08:13 A GUY NAMED GENERAL PETRAEUS. >> Dave: THIS IS A GUY YOU'VE 00:08:19 KNOWN THROUGHOUT YOUR CAREER IN THE SENATE. 00:08:21 >> NO, BUT I'VE KNOWN HIM WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW HE'S REALLY AN 00:08:24 OUTSTANDING GENERAL. GENERALSLONE DON'T DO IT BUT 00:08:28 HE DOES. I THINK WE CAN HOPEFULLY BRING 00:08:31 ABOUT A PERIOD OF STABILITY SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE ECONOMIC AND 00:08:35 POLITICAL DEVELOPMENT AND STOP THIS TERRIBLE BLOODLETTING 00:08:39 WHICH IS, AS YOU KNOW, SECTARIAN VIOLENCE, TRIBLE 00:08:44 THINGS ARE HAPPENING. SHOWING A LITTLE PROGRESS. 00:08:46 LET'S HOPE AND PRAY THAT IT WORKS. 00:08:48 >> Dave: HOW WILL WE KNOW? >> I BELIEVE THAT IT CAN. 00:08:51 >> Dave: WHAT WILL BE THE SIGNS THAT WILL INDICATE THAT 00:08:53 IS WORKING, THAT THERE IS STABILITY AND ECONOMIC 00:08:55 PROGRESS? WHAT WILL BE THOSE INDICATORS? 00:08:57 ARE WE TALKING ABOUT A CEASE-FIRE THROUGHOUT THE 00:08:59 ENTIRE COUNTRY AND THEN ANOTHER SIX MONTHS, ANOTHER 00:09:02 YEAR, ANOTHER TWO YEARS? WHAT? 00:09:03 >> I THINK FIRST YOU'D HAVE TO HAVE A VERY VIABLE GOVERNMENT 00:09:09 THERE, THE MALIKI GOVERNMENT HAS TO HAVE REVENUE SHARING. 00:09:13 THEY HAVE TO HAVE ELECTIONS IN THE PROVINCES. 00:09:16 THERE HAS TO BE A STRONG IRAQI MILITARY TO TAKE OVER OUR 00:09:20 RESPONSIBILITIES. REMEMBER, DAVE, IT'S NOT 00:09:23 AMERICAN PRESENCE THAT BOTHERS AMERICANS. 00:09:27 IT'S AMERICANS CASUALTIES. WE'VE HAD TROOPS IN SOUTH 00:09:31 KOREA FOR 50 YEARS. NOBODY MINDS. 00:09:32 IF WE CAN GET THE IRAQIS MORE CAPABLE OF CARRYING THE BURDEN, 00:09:37 OURS TO WITHDRAW, THEN I THINK WE CAN SET UP AN ENVIRONMENT 00:09:40 WHERE POSSIBLY THESE PEOPLE CAN HAVE A CHANCE. 00:09:44 BUT IT'S A VERY TOUGH THING. YOU SAW EARLIER ABOUT THE 00:09:49 IRANIANS SENDING IN STUFF AND THE LEVEL OF VIOLENCE HIGHER. 00:09:54 BUT THE ONE THING WE ALL AGREE ON IS THE YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN 00:09:58 WHO ARE SERVING ARE MARVELOUS. ( APPLAUSE ) 00:10:10 IN THE SENATE I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU WE SPENT TWO WEEKS 00:10:13 DEBATING A MOTION THAT WAS A VOTE TO CUT OFF DEBATE, TO 00:10:20 MOVE TO A MOTION TO CUT OFF DEBATE SO WE COULD VOTE ON A 00:10:24 MEANINGLESS RESOLUTION. THAT WAS YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT 00:10:27 WORK. >> Dave: THANK YOU. 00:10:28 NICE JOB. >> TWO WEEKS, JUST TWO WEEKS 00:10:32 WE SPENT ON THAT. WHEN YOU SAY TWO WEEKS, THAT'S 00:10:35 TUESDAY THROUGH THURSDAY. >> Dave: OKAY. 00:10:39 SO THE COUNTRY OF IRAQ IS STABILIZED. 00:10:42 THE GOVERNMENT, AS YOU DESCRIBED, IS VIABLE. 00:10:46 THE VIOLENCE IS NOW SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCED. 00:10:48 >> YES. >> Dave: THE NET BENEFIT TO 00:10:50 THE UNITED STATES BEYOND AMERICANS HAVE STOPPED LOSING 00:10:54 THEIR LIVES THERE IS WHAT? >> PROBABLY THAT WE HAVE A 00:11:01 FUNCTIONING DEMOCRACY OR A GOVERNMENT THAT WILL BECOME A 00:11:05 DEMOCRACY, THAT THERE WILL BE OIL REVENUES WHICH WILL THEN 00:11:09 BE USED BY THE IRAQIS TO BUILD UP THEIR OWN COUNTRY AND THAT 00:11:14 MAYBE IT WILL SPREAD IN THE REON. 00:11:16 YOU KNOW, THE ONLY REALLY ONLY TWO DEMOCRACIES, ONE IS ISRAEL 00:11:20 AND THE OTHER IS TURKEY, IN THE WHOLE REGION. 00:11:24 OBVIOUSLY WE'D LIKE TO SEE THAT. 00:11:26 I THINK KNOW WHAT YOU'R GETTING AT. 00:11:28 THAT IS SHOULD WE HAVE GONE IN IN THE FIRST PLACE? 00:11:32 THERE WAS MASSIVE INTELLIGENCE FAILURES AND BOOKS HAVE BEEN 00:11:35 WRITTEN ABOUT THE MISMANAGEMENT OF THE WAR AND I 00:11:38 WOULD RECOMMEND FIASCO OR COBRA 2 OR ONE OF THESE OTHER 00:11:43 BOOKS BUT WE ARE WHERE WE ARE NOW. 00:11:45 WE ARE WHERE WE ARE NOW. RATHER THAN REVIEW ALL THE 00:11:47 PROBLEMS WHAD, IF WE WITHDRAW EARLY WHICH EVERY 00:11:50 EXPERT I KNOW SAYS IT WILL DESCEND INTO CHAOS, SECTARIAN 00:11:54 VIOLENCE AND EVEN GENOCIDE, SO THAT'S WHY WHEN I SAY THIS MAY 00:11:58 BE OUR LAST CHANCE TO SUCCEED BECAUSE AMERICANS ARE VERY 00:12:02 FRUSTRATED AND THEY HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE. 00:12:03 WE'VE WASTED A LOT OF OUR MOST ECIOUS TREASURE WHICH IS 00:12:07 AMERICAN LIVES OVER THERE. >> Dave: AND NOW THERE'S A 00:12:10 DISCUSSION ABOUT, THE INDICATION, PROOF, THAT SOME 00:12:14 OF THESE EXPLOSIVE DEVICES ARE COMING IN AND BEING SET OFF 00:12:17 WITH THE HELP OF IRANIANS AND MORE AND MORE THAT THEY'RE 00:12:21 INSINUATING THEMSELVES INTO THAT CONFLICT. 00:12:24 >> VERY LETHAL. >> Dave: AND ARE WE NOW TO 00:12:26 BELIEVE THAT GROUND WORK IS BEING LAID THERE FOR SOME KIND 00:12:29 OF INCURSION? >> NO, I DON'T THINK ACCEPT 00:12:33 THAT. I THINK IT'S TERRIBLE THAT THE 00:12:37 IRANIANS ARE DOING THIS. WE'VE ALSO GOT ANOTHER PROBLEM 00:12:39 WITH THE IRANIANS AND THAT IS THAT THEY'RE BUILDING NUCLEAR 00:12:43 WEAPONS AS YOU KNOW. THE LATEST INSPECTOR OVER 00:12:46 THERE SAYS THEY ARE NOT STOPPING IT. 00:12:48 WE HAVE TO GET SANCTIONS AND WE'VE GOT TO GET OUR ALLIES TO 00:12:51 JOIN US IN TRYING TO PUT EVERY KIND OF PRESSURE ON THE 00:12:54 IRANIAN GOVERNMENT TO STOP THAT. 00:12:57 SUPPOSE YOU'RE THE PRIME MINISTER OF ISRAEL AND YOUR 00:12:59 INTELLIGEN COMES TO YOU AND SAYS THE IRANIANS HAVE A 00:13:02 NUCLEAR WEAPON. IT'S ON A MISSILE AIMED AT US 00:13:06 AND THEIR PRESIDENT HAS STATED TIME AFTER TIME THAT THEIR 00:13:08 GOAL IS THE EXTINCTION OF THE STATE OF ISRAEL. 00:13:10 THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. AS A COUNTRY AND AS TWO 00:13:13 PARTIES, WE'VEOT TO SIT DOWN TOGETHER AND WORK OUT SOME OF 00:13:17 THESE STRATEGIES TOGETHER IN A BIPARTISAN FASHION. 00:13:20 YOU KNOW, POLITICAL PARTIES DON'T LOSE WARS. 00:13:26 PRESIDENTS DON'T LOSE WARS. NATIONS LOSE WARS. 00:13:29 WHEN NATIONS LOSE WARS, NATIONS SUFFER FROM IT. 00:13:32 SO WE'VE GOT TOO MUCH OF THIS PARTISANSHIP, I THINK WE 00:13:36 SHOULD SIT DOWN AS GROWN-UPS AND TRY TO ADDRESS THIS 00:13:39 PROBLEM WITH IRAN TODAY. >> Dave: AND YOU BELIEVE THAT 00:13:42 WHAT YOU JUST DESCRIBED WITH THE PARTIES YOU DESCRIBED IS 00:13:46 LIKELY? IS POSSIBLE? 00:13:47 >> OH, I THINK SO. I CAN PROMISE YOU IF I'M 00:13:50 PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I WILL REACH OUT MY HAND TO 00:13:52 THE DEMOCRATS ACROSS THE AISLE AND SAY, WE WILL WORK 00:13:56 TOGETHER. WE WILL WORK TOGETHER BECAUSE 00:13:58 THIS IS THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD AND OUR BEST DAYS 00:14:01 ARE AHEAD OF US. BUT WE HAVE TO SHOW A COMMON 00:14:03 FRONT TO THREATS FROM COUNTRIES LIKE IRAN. 00:14:07 >> Dave: I MEAN, YOU DESCRIBE IT IN THOSE TERMS. 00:14:10 IF OUR BEST DAYS ARE AHEAD OF US-- AND WHAT A WONDERFUL 00:14:13 NOTION THAT IS-- IT'S GOING TO TAKE AN AWFUL LOT OF WORK JUST 00:14:16 TO GET BACK TO THE BREAK-EVEN POINT. 00:14:18 DON'T YOU THINK? >> WE HAVE PROBLEMS EVERYWHERE 00:14:21 IN THE WORLD. WE'RE STILL THE MOST POWERFUL, 00:14:24 THE MOST INNOVATIVE, THE FINEST GENERATION OF YOUNG 00:14:31 THE FINEST YOUNG AMERICANS TODAY. 00:14:33 THEY'RE VOLUNTEERING EVERYWHERE. 00:14:34 THEY ARE WORKING IN THEIR COMMUNITIES. 00:14:36 THEY'RE JOINING THE MILITARY, THE PEACE CPS, AMERICORPS. 00:14:39 I HAVE GREAT FAITH IN THIS GENERATION. 00:14:42 YOUNG AMERICANS. >> Dave: I WANT TO ADD 00:14:44 SOMETHING THAT TOM BROKAW SAID ON THIS SHOW MONTHS AND MONTHS 00:14:48 AGO. EVERYBODY FEELS TS WAY OR 00:14:49 SHOULD FEEL THIS WAY. IT'S ABSOLUTELY A 00:14:52 UNIVERSALITY. YOU CAN HATE THE WAR BUT YOU 00:14:54 CAN'T HATE THE WARRIORS. THAT'S JUST EXACTLY WHAT WE'VE 00:14:56 GOT HERE. ( APPLAUSE ) 00:15:05 >> I KNOW THAT WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. 00:15:08 A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, ABOUT THREE WEEKS AGO I WAS DOWN IN 00:15:10 SAN ANTONIO AT THE BROOK ARMY HOSPITAL. 00:15:12 THEY OPENED A REHAB CENTER THAT HAD BEEN PAID FOR BY 00:15:15 DONATIONS BY AMERICANS. 600,000 AMERICANS HAVE PAID 00:15:18 FOR THIS $50 MILLION FACILITY. WE ALL SAT DOWN, THERE WERE 00:15:22 4,000 PEOPLE THERE. SENATOR CLINTON AND I WERE 00:15:24 THERE TOGETHER. THEY SAID LET'S WELCOME OUR 00:15:28 HEROES AND THESE YOUNG PEOPLE CAME OUT WITH THEIR... ON 00:15:31 CRUTCHES AND IN WHEELCHAIRS. SOME BADLY BURNED. 00:15:34 AND EVERY ONE OF THEM WAS BRAVE AND PROUD AND WONDERFUL. 00:15:38 SO WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT POLITICAL AMBITIONS AND OTHER 00:15:41 THINGS IN OUR LIVES, IT PALES IN SIGNIFICANCE AS TO WHAT 00:15:46 THESE BRAVE YOUNG AMERICANS HAVE DONE. 00:15:47 >> Dave: WITHOUT QUESTION. WELL, LITS GOOD TO SEE YOU 00:15:51 AGAIN. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY AND 00:15:54 CONGRATULATIONS ONOUR CAMPAIGN FOR THE PRESIDENCY. 00:15:55 >> THANK YOU, SIR. >> Dave: MY PLEASURE. 00:15:59 SENATOR JOHN McCAIN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES 00:16:02 AND GENTLEMEN. [TEEN TURNS ON ROCK MUSIC] 00:16:35 IT SAYS HERE THAT STRESS... [TURNS OFF RADIO] 00:16:37 CAN WEAK OUR IMMUNE SYSTEM. 00:16:40 AND ABOUT 70% OF OUR IMMUNE SYSTEM 00:16:42 IS IN OUR DIGESTIVE TRACT. RIGHT! APPARENTLY 00:16:44 A CULTURE CALLED L. CASEI 00:16:45 IMMUNITAS CAN HELP. IT IS CLINICALLY 00:16:47 PROVEN TO HELP STRENGTHEN YOUR BODY'S 00:16:49 DEFENSE SYSTEM. ONLY DANACTIVE HAS 00:16:51 L. CASEI IMMUNITAS. WE SHOULD TRY 00:16:54 THIS DANACTIVE! Announcer: NEW DANACTIVE... 00:17:04 BEHOLD... THE POWER OF PHANTOM. 00:17:06 GILLETTE FUSION POWER PHANTOM. 00:17:09 FUSION POW IS SO ADNCED, 00:17:11 YOU BARELY FEEL THE BLADES. 00:17:13 SHAVING CAN CREATE UNCOMFORTABLE FRICTION. 00:17:15 TURN ON FUSION POWER. SOOTHING MICROPULSES 00:17:17 HELP YOU REDUCE FRICTION... AND INCREASE RAZOR GLIDE. 00:17:20 YOU'LL BARELY FEEL THE BLADES, 00:17:22 YOU'LL REALLY FEEL THE DIFFERENCE. 00:17:24 THE COMFORT OF FIVE BLADES... 00:17:26 PLUS THE PRECISION OF ONE. FUSION POWER PHANTOM. 00:17:30 GILLETTE. THE BEST A MAN CAN GET. 00:19:45 ( (8 00:20:00 >> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD POINT THERE ON SENATOR 00:20:03 McCAIN. WE'LL KEEP OUR EYE ON HIM. 00:20:06 FIND OUT WHERE HE MAKES THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:20:08 >> Paul: EXACTLY. THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:20:10 >> Dave: BOY, WE'LL JUST WAIT ON THAT ONE. 00:20:13 >> Paul: THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO. >> Dave: GIVE HIM A GOOD 00:20:17 TALKING TO. >> Paul: THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO. 00:20:18 >> Dave: HERE'S SOMETHING I WAS LOOKING THROUGH ONE OF MY 00:20:21 PERIODICALS THE OTHER DAY. PRINCE CHARLES, WHO IS THE 00:20:24 PRINCE OF.... >> Paul: HE'S THE PRINCE OF 00:20:32 WALES. >> Dave: I KNEW THAT. 00:20:34 HE WAS SHOOTING HIS MOUTH OFF ABOUT MacDONALD'S. 00:20:37 HE SAID McDONALD'S SHOULD BE OUTLAWED. 00:20:40 IT SHOULD BE OUTLAWED. THAT'S WHAT THE PRINCE OF 00:20:42 WALES SAID. AND I THINK THAT WE HAVE A 00:20:46 PICTURE OF HIM (LAUGHING). THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE. 00:20:51 YEARS AGO. SEE? 00:20:53 HERE, TAKE A LOOK AT HIM AFTER HE WENT TO McDONALD'S. 00:21:01 >> THAT'S THE JOKE? >> IS THAT THE JOKE? 00:21:04 ARE YOU STILL DOING JOKES ABOUT PRINCE CHARLES'S EARS? 00:21:08 COME ON. IS THAT THE JOKE? 00:21:10 ARE YOU STILL DOING JOKES' PRINCE CHARLES'S EARS. 00:21:14 >> Dave: WE JUST DID IT. IT WAS HILARIOUS. 00:21:16 >> THIS IS 2007. NOT 1984. 00:21:19 WAIT A MINUTE. IF IT IS 1984, I SURE AS HELL 00:21:22 WANT TO HEAR SOME CINDY LAUPER. 00:21:25 HIT IT, PAUL. >> Dave: NO, NO, NO. 00:21:31 THE PHONE RINGS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 00:21:35 MY FATHER ASKS WHAT YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE 00:21:39 OH, DADDY, DEAR, YOU KNOW YOU'RE STILL NUMBER ONE 00:21:43 BUT GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN 00:21:45 YEAH, GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN 00:21:49 THEY JUST WANT TO... THEY JUST WANNA... 00:21:56 GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN YEAH! 00:22:04 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Dave: NICE GOING. 00:22:07 THANKS. DOES THAT MAKE YOU SICK TOO? 00:22:11 DID IT MAKE YOU FEEL A LITTLE SICK? 00:22:14 >> Paul: QUEASY. >> Dave: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 00:22:16 WITH ROBIN THICKE, EVERYBODY. (FEMALE ANNOUNCER) 00:22:51 IMPROVE THE HEALTH OF YOUR SKIN 00:22:53 WITH AVEENO DAILY MOISTURIZING LOTION. 00:22:54 THE NATURAL OATMEAL FORMULA GOES BEYOND 24 HOUR MOISTURE 00:22:57 TO IMPROVE SKIN'S HEALTH IN ONE DAY 00:22:59 WITH SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT IN TWO WEEKS. 00:23:01 I FOUND A MOISTURIZER FOR LIFE. (ANNOUNCER) 00:23:03 ONLY FROM AVEENO. >> DON'T GO AWAY BECAUSE 00:25:23 THERE'S MORE WKRP IN CINCINATTI COMING UP RIGHT 00:25:27 AFTER THESE MESSAGES. I HAVE SLAYED THE DRAGON, 00:25:34 AND COME FOR MY REWARD. WELL DONE. THIS IS FOR YOU. 00:25:40 THIS IS ALL I GET ? TERMS AND CONDITIONS STATE 00:25:41 THAT YOU MUST SLAY A MINIMUM OF FOUR DRAGONS BEFORE 00:25:43 CASH IS EARNED. TAIL MUST ALSO BE PROVIDED TO 00:25:45 PROVE THAT IT IS A DRAGON... NOT JUST A LARGE LIZARD... 00:25:48 IS THIS HOW YOUR CASH REWARDS CARD TREATS YOU ? 00:25:50 INTRODUCING NO HASSLE CASH REWARDS. 00:25:52 EARN CASH ON EVERY PURCHASE, EVERYWHERE. 00:25:54 PLUS A 25% ANNUAL BONUS. OH, YOU QUALIFY TO 00:25:55 MARRY MY DAUGHTER. [ SFX: HORSE ] 00:26:00 WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET ? HAIL TO ST. ARVIN 00:26:08 MAN, I'M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A HORSE. 00:26:10 SHH, YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE. HERE. 00:26:19 NEED FOOD NOW ? MAKE EASY MAC CUPS. 00:26:22 WARM, CHEESY KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE. 00:26:24 WHEN HUNGER HITS... QUICK, MIC SOME MAC. 00:26:27 WELL, PRETEND IT'S NOT HERE. THAT'S WHAT I DO. 00:26:29 Y'KNOW WHAT I MEAN ? THIS IS MY ACCOUNTING SYSTEM. 00:26:34 UNPAID INVOICES ARE ON THE PURPLE ONES. 00:26:35 IT'S STILL EVOLVING. OUR SALES FIGURES-- 00:26:37 THEY'RE ALL RIGHT HERE. I DESIGN MY OWSPREADSHEETS. 00:26:44 Announcer: THERE'S AN EASIER WAY QUICKBOOKS. 00:26:47 IT'S SO SIMPLE, YOU CAN BE UP AND RUNNING 00:26:49 IN UNDER 15 MINUTES. WITH JUST A W CLICKS, 00:26:50 YOU CAN WRITE CHECKS, SEND INVOICES, 00:26:54 SEE WHO'S PAID AND WHO HASN'T, AND MAKE TAX TIME A CINCH. 00:26:58 THIS IS SO MUCH SIMPLER. I'M AFRAID 00:27:04 IT'S MORE THAN A, UM... SPRING FLING. 00:27:08 HERE THEY ARE BEHIND THE COUCH... 00:27:09 ON THE BOOKCASE... RIGHT IN FRONT 00:27:11 OF THE WINDOW. I THINK IT'S OVER. 00:27:17 (FEMALE ANNOUNCER) THERE'S A BETTER WAY 00:27:19 TO REDUCE SPRINGTIME ALLERGENS. 00:27:20 SWIFFER DUSTERS. IT HAS THOUSANDS 00:27:22 OF DUST-LOCKING FIBERS TO TRAP AND LOCK 00:27:24 SPRINGTIME ALLERGENS THAT OLD DUSTERS 00:27:26 STIR BACK IN THE AIR. IT'S THE CLEANER 00:27:28 SPRING CLEANER. SAME TIME TOMORROW? 00:27:31 (ANNOUNCER) SWIFFER GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING. 00:27:34 IF YOU'RE A HEALTH NUT ABOUT YOUR SKIN, THIS IS A NATURAL. 00:27:37 LUBRIDERM SKIN NOURISHING LOTION... 00:27:39 WITH NATURAL SHEA NUT AND COCOA BUTTERS. 00:27:41 IT HELPS DRY SKIN DRAW IN AND RETAIN MOISTURE... 00:27:44 SO IT'S NATURALLY HEALTHY. LUBRIDERM 00:27:45 SKIN NOURISHING LOTION... WITH SHEA AND 00:27:47 COCOA BUTTERS. SAM FINDS BRUSHING BORING. 00:27:50 MY SECRET WEAPON... HOO-HOOO, LISTERINE 00:27:51 AGENT COOL BLUE. IT KILLS BAD BREATH GERMS 00:27:55 AND TURNS PLAQUE BLUE; SO HE CAN BRUSH 00:27:58 MORE EFFECTIVELY. SAM, NICE WORK. 00:28:01 LISTERE AGENT COOL BLUE FOR KIDS. 00:28:42 DODGE RAM -- THE LONGEST-LASTING, 00:28:44 MOST DURABLE LINE OF FULL-SIZE PICKUPS. 00:28:46 ( crash ) ( crash ) 00:28:49 ( crash ) NOW GET UP TO $5,000 00:28:51 CASH ALLOWANCE... ON DODGE RAM 1500. 00:28:55 DISCOVER AMERICA'S HOTTEST PRODUCTS AT YOUR DODGE DEALER. 00:29:12 >> Dave: ALL RIGHTY THEN. OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED 00:29:16 SIPGER SONGWRITER WHOSE CURRENT K DR. -- I HAVE A COPY 00:29:19 OF IT RIGHT HERE-- IS ENTITLED THE ELUTION OF ROBIN THICKE. 00:29:24 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE HE IS, ROBIN THICKE. 00:29:37 >> OH BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:29:50 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:29:56 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU BABY TELL ME HOW YOU LOVE ME MORE 00:30:04 AND HOW YOU THINK I'M SEXY, BABY THAT YOU DON'T WANT NOBODY 00:30:06 ELSE YOU DON'T WANT THIS GUY 00:30:09 YOU DON'T WANT THAT GUY YOU WANNA 00:30:13 TOUCH YOURSELF WHEN YOU SEE ME TELL ME H YOU LOVE MY BODY 00:30:17 AND HOW I MAKE YOU FEEL, BABY YOU WANNA ROLL WITH ME 00:30:21 YOU WANNA HOLD WITH ME YOU WANNA STAY WARM 00:30:23 AND GET OUT OF THE COLD WITH ME 00:30:26 I JUST LOVE TO HEAR YOU SAY IT IT MAKES A MAN FEEL GOOD, BABY 00:30:31 TELL ME YOU DEPEND ON ME I NEED TO HEAR IT 00:30:34 I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU CAN'T HELP MYSELF 00:30:40 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY 00:30:46 I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU CAN'T HELP MYSELF 00:30:51 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY 00:31:00 BABY, YOU'RE THE PERFECT SHAPE BABY, YOU'RE THE PERFECT WEIGHT 00:31:05 TREAT ME LIKE MY BIRTHDAY I WANT IT THIS WAY 00:31:08 I WANT IT THAT WAY I WANT IT 00:31:11 TELL ME YOU DON'T WANT ME TO STOP 00:31:13 TELL ME IT WOULD BREAK YOUR HEART 00:31:16 THAT YOU LOVE ME AND ALL MY DIRTY 00:31:19 YOU WANNA ROLL WITH ME YOU WANNA HOLD WITH ME 00:31:31 I JUST LOVE TO HEAR YOU SAY IT MAKES A MAN FEEL GOOD 00:31:33 BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:31:36 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:31:40 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:31:45 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:31:50 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY 'CAUSE YOU WILL TELL ME 00:32:00 EVERY MORNING OH YEAH 00:32:17 OH BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:32:23 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:32:28 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY. CAN'T HELP MYSELF 00:32:38 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT I LOVYOU, BABY 00:32:46 LOST WITHOUT YOU LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:32:48 LOST WITHOUT YOU LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:32:52 LOST WITHOUT YOU OH 00:33:07 >> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD TO HAVE YOU. 00:33:08 HOW IS YOUR FATHER DOING? GOOD, TELL HIM I SAID HELLO. 00:33:13 ROBIN THICKE, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
Late Show with David Letterman : Senator John McCain Announces Candidacy
[Late Show with David Letterman : Senator John McCain Announces Candidacy] [NEW YORK, NY USA] Late Show with David Letterman: Senator John McCain Announces he will announce his Candidacy for President of the United States in April. 00:00:12 McCain says he will announce his campaign for President in April 2007 / Campaign 2008. 23:35:21 ( BAND PLAYING "LATE SHOW" THEME ) 23:35:25 >> FROM NEW YORK, THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD, 23:35:26 IT'S THE "LATE SHOW" WITH DAVID LETTERMAN. 23:35:30 TOGHT... PLUS PAUL SHAFFER AND THE 23:35:41 CBS ORCHESTRA. AND NOW, WEEPY FLORIDA JUDGE 23:35:53 DAVID LETTERMAN. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 23:36:05 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING 23:36:06 "LATE SHOW" THEME ) >> Dave: THANK Y VERY MUCH. 23:36:23 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HOW NY OF YOU FOLKS WERE 23:36:33 AFFECTED BY THE BIG STOCK MARKET PLUNGE YESTERDAY? 23:36:37 400 POINT, THE STOCK MARKET DROPPED 400 POINTS YESTERDAY. 23:36:40 BIG CORPORATIONS WERE REALLY REALLY AFFECTED BY IT. 23:36:42 AS A MATTER OF FACT, TACO BELL HAD TO LAY OFF 200 RATS. 23:36:51 AND THEN THEY FIRED THEIR CAT. THE MARKET DROPS 400 POINTS 23:36:55 AND TODAY OUT OF HABIT JET BLUE APOLOGIZED. 23:36:58 ( APPLAUSE ) I FEEL PRETTY SMUG BECAUSE I 23:37:11 DID NOT GET HURT WHEN THE MARKET PLUNGED. 23:37:13 MY ACCOUNT, BLESS HIS HEART, HAS ALL HIS MONEY IN ASTRONAUT 23:37:17 DIAPERS. ( APPLAUSE ) 23:37:26 I WAS LOOKING AT THE PAPER YESTERDAY. 23:37:28 APPARENTLY EVERYBODY ON WALL STREET YESTERDAY LOST A LOT OF 23:37:30 MONEY. EVERYBODY LOST, EXCEPT FOR 23:37:33 SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON, EVERYBODY BUT MARTHA STEWART. 23:37:50 ANY DOG OWNERS HERE? ( APAUSE ) 23:37:54 ANY DOGS? DO WE HAVE DOGS HERE TOO? 23:37:57 IN NEW JERSEY, THEY PASSED A LAW YOUR DOG CANNOT BARK FOR 23:38:00 MORE THAN HALF AN HOUR. YOUR DOG CANNOT BARKOR MORE 23:38:04 THAN HALF AN HOUR OR THEY ARREST HIM AND TAKE HIM 23:38:06 DOWNTOWN. AND I'M THINKING IF YOU REAY 23:38:09 WANT TO CUT DOWN ON IRRITATING DISTURBANCES HOW ABOUT 23:38:13 LIMITING "THE VIEW" TO HALF AN HOUR. 23:38:17 >> Paul: LOOK OUT. WATCH IT. 23:38:25 THE GUY WHO DIRECTED THE TITANIC MOVIE, THE FILM 23:38:28 DIRECTOR? LISTEN TO THIS. 23:38:29 HE CLAIMS HE'S FOUND THE TOMB OF JESUS CHRIST. 23:38:32 I JUST HOPE THIS DOESN'T LEAD TO A COURT BATTLE IN FLORIDA. 23:38:35 THAT'S ALL. I THINK THIS JAMES CAMERON, I 23:38:45 GUESS HE'S A TREMENDOUS DIRECTOR, ACADEMY AWARD 23:38:47 DIRECTOR. I WONDER IF HE MIGHT BE, I 23:38:49 DON'T KNOW, JUST DESTABILIZED. HE CLAIMS HE FOUND A CLOCK 23:38:58 THAT'S ALSO A RADIO. HAVE YOU HEARD THIS? 23:39:05 ( APPLAUSE ) HEY, IS WEDNESDAY. 23:39:07 WHAT DO YOU.... >> Paul: VERY GOOD. 23:39:13 >> Dave: JAMES CAMERON THINKS HE FOUND THE TOMB OF JESUS 23:39:16 CHRIST. WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THEY 23:39:19 FOUND JESUS BEFORE BIN LADEN? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 23:39:22 WHAT? ( APPLAUSE ) 23:39:24 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PAUL SHAFFER. 23:39:26 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 23:39:43 PAUL SHAFFER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 23:39:51 HERE TONIGHT WE HAVE SENATOR JOHN McCAIN FROM ARIZONA IS ON 23:39:53 THE PROGRAM THIS EVENING. ( APPLAUSE ) 23:40:02 PEOPLE SAY THAT HE MAY BE A CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT AND 23:40:04 MAY NOT BE A CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT. 23:40:05 EITHER WAY WE'RE LUCKY TO HAVE HIM AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF OUR 23:40:08 GREAT LAND AND A TREMENDOUS SERVICE TO OUR COUNTRY. 23:40:10 HE'LL BE HERE TONIGHT. WE'LL TRY TO SQUIRREL IT UP 23:40:14 AND SEE IF WE CAN'T GET HIM TO ADMIT HE'S GOING TO RUN FOR 23:40:17 PRESIDENT. GOING TO ADMIT FOR RUNNING... 23:40:18 ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME. I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. 23:40:21 I WAS TRYING TO KEEP IT A SECRET BUT YOU GOT ME. 23:40:24 >> Paul: THESE DAYS WHO WOULD ADMIT IT? 23:40:26 >> Dave: ALSO OUR FRIEND ANDY KINDLER IS ON THE PROGRAM. 23:40:31 VERY FUNNY GENTLEMAN. AND ROBIN THICKE. 23:40:40 THAT REALLY DOESN'T TELL US MUCH ABOUT THE GUY. 23:40:43 TURN IT AROUND. THERE YOU VE IT THERE. 23:40:45 >> Paul: THAT TELLS YOU A LOT OF WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW. 23:40:50 RIGHT THERE. >> Dave: I JUST WANT TO WARN 23:40:52 TOURISTS AND ALSO LOCAL RESIDENTS AS WELL THERE'S A 23:40:54 CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF COUNTERFEIT MONEY IN 23:40:56 CIRCULATION. ARE YOU AWARE O THIS? 23:40:59 IT'S LIKE HALF A MILLION DOLLARS OF COUNTERFEIT MONEY 23:41:02 SO BE VERY, VERY CAREFUL BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU GO INTO 23:41:04 A STORE AND YOU'LL MAKE A PURCHASE, YOU SEE, YOU GIVE 23:41:07 THEM YOUR MONEY AND IN RETURN YOU GET THE COUNTERFEIT MONEY. 23:41:10 YOU WON'T REALIZE THIS UNTIL YOU'RE BACK IN THE HOTEL ROOM 23:41:14 PAYING THE ESCORT LADY. HERE'S A COUPLE OF THINGS TO 23:41:33 LOOK FOR. THE ONE RIGHT THERE IT'S OUT 23:41:35 OF FOCUS. DOWN HERE SOME OF THE SHADING, 23:41:38 SEE HOW THAT KIND OF EVAPORATES? 23:41:40 ALSO THE REAL KEY IN THE MIDDLE, YEAH, IN THE MIDDLE IS 23:41:46 THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. 23:41:48 IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THESE... YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE 23:41:57 SAYING THAT FIDEL CASTRO IS MUCH BETTER. 23:41:59 REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS ILL AND EVERYBODY THOUGHT IT WAS 23:42:01 LIGHTS OUT FOR FIDEL? APPARENTLY HE'S DOING MUCH 23:42:04 MUCH BETTER. AND AS A MATTER OF FACT THE 23:42:05 PROVE TO HIS SUPPORTERS THAT HE'S DOING JUST FINE, HE 23:42:08 CALLED HUGO CHAVEZ, THE PRESIDENT OF VENEZUELA, WHO IS 23:42:11 HIS OWN SPECIAL KIND OF WHACK JOB HAS A RADIO SHOW AND TO 23:42:22 PROVE TO HIS LOYAL SUPPORTERS FIDEL CASTRO YESTERDAY CALLED 23:42:25 IN TO HUGO CHAVEZ'S RADIO SHOW. 23:42:27 WE HAVE A CLIP. HERE NOW IS FIDEL CASTRO 23:42:32 CALLING HUGO CHAVEZ. TAKE A LOOK LISTEN TO THIS. 23:42:39 >> HEY, HUGO, MY MAN IT'S FIDEL. 23:42:42 I CAN'T TALK LONG BECAUSE I HAVE TO GET A SPONGE BATH. 23:42:45 I WANT TO WISH YOU A HAPPY WHIP 'EM OUT WEDNESDAY. 23:42:53 AND PLAY MY HUMP MY HUMP, MY HUMP, MY HUMP 23:43:00 >> Dave: A LOT OF EFFORT WENT INTO THAT ANYWAY. 23:43:09 WE HAVE A BRAND NEW SEGMENT ON THIS PROGRAM. 23:43:11 THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE DONE THAT. 23:43:13 IS THAT RIGHT? IT'S CALLED A MESSAGE FROM 23:43:15 FIRST LADY LAURA BUSH. A MESSAGE NOW FROM FIRST LADY 23:43:18 LAURA BUSH. TAKE A LOOK. 23:43:25 >> I UNDERSTAND HOW THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FEEL. 23:43:27 THE GEORGE IS REALLY REALLY A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT. 23:43:36 WOW. HE'S NOT RUNNING FOR 23:43:47 RE-ELECTION. I GUESS THAT'S THE KIND OF 23:43:48 THING SHE CAN SAY. BOY, IS MY FACE RED. 23:43:51 I DON'T KNOW WHY MY FACE IS RED. 23:43:53 IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THAT IT'S TIME FOR GREAT MOMENTS IN 23:43:55 PRESIDENTIAL SPEECHES. HERE, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 23:44:00 (HAIL TO THE CHIEF) >> THAT THE ONLY THING WE HAVE 23:44:04 TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF. >> ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY 23:44:12 CAN DO FOR YOU. ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR 23:44:15 COUNTRY. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 23:44:37 SAY HELLO TO OUR GOOD FRIEND ANDY KINDLER. 23:44:41 COME ON OUT, ANDY. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, MY FRIEND? 23:44:51 >> EVERYBODY IS GOOD. VERY EXCITED. 23:44:54 ALL MY STUFF IS SHOWING UP ON YOU-TUBE. 23:44:56 >> Dave: INDIVIDUAL... VIDEOTAPES HERE. 23:45:01 >> WHICH I'M SURE HAVE ALL BEEN CLEARED THROUGH LEGAL. 23:45:03 THEN ALSO LIKE PEOPLE WILL COME TO A CLUB, THIS GUY CAME 23:45:07 TO A CLUB. I GUESS HE FILMED ME AND PUT A 23:45:10 COUPLE OF MINUTES OF MY ACT. >> Dave: THAT'S GREAT. 23:45:12 >> THEN PEOPLE COMMENT ABOUT IT. 23:45:13 THEY'RE INSANE LIKE THIS ONE GUY COMMENTS GREAT QUALITY. 23:45:16 GREAT VIDEO QUALITY. LIKE I PLANNED FOR THE GUY TO 23:45:19 COME TO THE CLUB, LIKE... LET ME DO A THREE CELL PHONE 23:45:24 CAMERA SHOOT. I'VE GOT THE LIGHTS. 23:45:26 LET ME BRING IN PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW. 23:45:28 THEN SOMEONE ELSE WRITES IN, DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB, THEY 23:45:31 SAY. STAND-UP IS MY DAY JOB. 23:45:35 >> Dave: WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT? 23:45:37 >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH I WANT SAY TO THAT PERSON. 23:45:39 I WILL CONTINUE DOING IT. >> Dave: DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE 23:45:42 THE ACADEMY AWARDS. >> VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTING. 23:45:45 MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF THE YEAR GOT SHUT OUT. 23:45:48 >> Dave: WHAT WAS THAT? >> LITTLE MAN. 23:45:52 FIRST OF ALL DO YOU THINK THERE'S A MOVIE IDEA TERRIBLE 23:45:54 ENOUGH THAT EVEN THE WAYNES BROTHERS WOULDN'T TURN IT INTO 23:45:58 A MOVIE. YOUR PRINTER COULD BREAK. 23:46:00 YOU COULD SEND 150 BLANK PAGES OVER TO THEM BY MISTAKE AND 23:46:03 CALL THEM UP AND APOLOGIZE. THEY WOULD SAY WE LOVE IT. 23:46:09 A LOT OF ROOM FOR IMPROV. LITTLE MAN. 23:46:14 THERE'S A FACE PROJECTED ON A LITTLE PERSON FOR LIKE FOUR 23:46:17 HOURS LONG AND YOU SEE IT ON DVD WITH A COMMENTARY TRACK. 23:46:21 MY IDEA WOULD BE BIG BABY. THIS IS A BABY FACE THAT 23:46:24 PROJECTED ON A TALL PERSON. THE HOME MOVIE THEY WALK UP TO 23:46:29 YOU AND CAN I HELP YOU, SIR? (CRYING) TO THE RESTAURANT, 23:46:36 CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? (CRYING) THEN IF THAT WORKS 23:46:41 OUT. >> Dave: WHY WOULDN'T IT? 23:46:42 >> THEN I GOT MARLIN WAYNE'S FACE PROJECTED ON A DOZEN 23:46:48 EGGS. THE REFRIGEROR JUST GOT 23:46:51 FUNNY. IT'S A KITCHEN FULL OF LAUGHS 23:46:53 WHEN MARVIN WAYNE PLAYS A DOZEN HILARIOUS EGGS. 23:46:59 >> Dave: NOW, LISTEN IN THE PAST ANDY YOU'VE BEEN TO U.S. 23:47:03 MARSHAL'S TRAINING ACADEMY IN GEORGIA. 23:47:05 YOU'VE BEEN TO THE PLAYBOY CLUB IN LAS VEGAS. 23:47:07 >> THAT WAS A HARD JOB FOR ME. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE 23:47:13 GUTTER. >> Dave: SPACE CAMP IN 23:47:15 HUNTSVILLE ALABAMA. YOU WERE AT A RODEO IN SISTERS 23:47:18 OREGON. WENT ON UNCLAIMED BAGGAGE 23:47:20 CENTER IN ALABAMA. >> FOR MY OWN LUGGAGE. 23:47:22 >> Dave: SUPER BOWL IN FEBRUARY 2006. 23:47:24 >> REMEMBER THAT. >> Dave: TELL THE FOLKS WHAT 23:47:27 EAR GOING TO LOOK AT TONIGHT. >> WE WENT AROUND MANHATTAN TO 23:47:30 HARASS SIDE KICKS AND PALM READERS AND ASTROLOGERS. 23:47:34 >> Dave: QUITE A BIG BUSINESS IN NEW YORK CITY. 23:47:36 >> THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE. MIND READERS AND PEOPLE READ 23:47:39 MINDS AS WELL. WE BASICALLY TRY TO BOTHER 23:47:42 THEM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND ANNOY THEM. 23:47:45 >> Dave: HERE IS ANDY KINDLER VISITING NEW YORK CITY PSYCHE 23:47:48 ICKES. TAKE A LOOK. 23:47:49 >> TELL ME WHAT YOU DO, ANNA. >> ALL RIGHT. 23:47:52 I AM A TAROT CARD READER. I'D LIKE YOU TO CUT THE CARDS 23:47:58 IN THREE PILES. >> THERE YOU GO. 23:48:02 >> ALL RIGHT. NOW WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE 23:48:07 CARDS BACK ANYWAY LIKE. >> IF YOU HAD WANTED ME TO DO 23:48:09 THAT, I WOULDN'T HAVE CUT THEM IN THREE PARTS. 23:48:12 IF WE'RE JUST GOING TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER. 23:48:15 IF I SAID THE WORD BE-DAZZLER TO YOU. 23:48:18 WOULD THAT RG A BELL AT ALL? >> NOT REALLY. 23:48:29 >> ARE YOU ABLE TO CONTACT THE DEAD? 23:48:32 >> YES, I AM. >> CAN WE TRY AND CONTACT JIM 23:48:35 NEIGHBORS. >> WHO IS THAT? 23:48:36 >> HE'S A FAMOUS SINGER. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN. 23:48:41 MAYBE HE KNOWS WHO GOMER PYLE IS. 23:48:46 >> HE SEEMS TO BE VERY CONTENT WITH THE WAY HIS LIFE IS YOU 23:48:51 HAVE A SPIRITUAL CONNECTION WITH YOU. 23:48:53 >> THAT'S TRUE. I CAN'T LIE ABOUT THAT. 23:48:58 >> YOU KNOW, THEY SAY ASTROLOGY IS THE CLOCK OF 23:49:03 DESTY. >> I HAVE A POSTER THAT SAYS 23:49:05 THAT. >> I GOT IT FROM THAT. 23:49:08 >> I THOUGHT IT WAS ORIGINAL. >> I'M HERE WITH ROGER. 23:49:14 ROGER, YOU ARE A MALE WITCH. IS THAT CORRECT? 23:49:16 >> I AM, YES. >> WHY IS WARLOCK SO OUT OF 23:49:19 FAVOR? WHEN SOMEONE IS TORTURED FOR 23:49:22 BEING A WITCH AS THEY USED TO DO ALL THE TIME, WOMEN'S 23:49:26 BODIES ARE MADE TO WITHSTAND MORE PAIN. 23:49:28 MEN'S BODIES USUALLY CAN'T TAKE AS MUCH PAIN. 23:49:33 SO THERE WAS A COVEN IF THERE WAS A COVENITH THE OTHER 23:49:38 WITCHES DO. >> DO YOU EVER WISH YOU HADN'T 23:49:43 ASKED A QUESTION SOMETIMES OR MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T BRING UP A 23:49:46 TOPIC? >> IF YOU READ COFFEE LATE AT 23:49:51 NIGHT DO YOU FIND IT'S HARD TO GET TO SLEEP. 23:49:53 >> NO. >> DO YOU EVER FIND THAT 23:49:55 YOU'RE CRANKY IN THE MORNING BEFORE YOU GIVE YOUR FIRST CUP 23:49:58 OF COFFEE READING? >> NO, ACTUALLY I DO WAKE UP 23:50:01 VERY HAPPY. >> IN THE SUMMER DO YOU READ 23:50:03 ICE COFFEE AT ALL? WILL YOU LAUGH AT ONE OF MY 23:50:08 JOKES GIVE ME A CHUCKLE? SHE HAS THE AMAZING ABILITY TO 23:50:12 MAKE PREDICTIONS FROM WHAT'S LEFT IN THE BOTTOM OF A COFFEE 23:50:15 CUP. WOULD YOU SAY WHAT YOU DO IS 23:50:19 MORE BULL (BEEP NCHL (OR HORSE (BEEP). 23:50:24 DURING MY READING WITH ANAH, THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED. 23:50:27 I WAS DEALT THE DREADED DEATH CARD. 23:50:31 IF I DIE, YOU ARE LIBEL. I CAME IN HERE AND I WAS 23:50:36 REALLY FINE. I FELT GOOD. 23:50:38 I GET A DEATH CARD. ALL OF A SUDDEN IT'S A 23:50:41 SUGGESTION LIKE A HYPNOSIS. >> I DON'T SEE.... 23:50:43 >> I HOPE YOU HAVE TAROT INSURANCE. 23:50:48 I'M SURE YOU'RE VERY FAMILIAR WITH LOVE OILS. 23:50:50 I MAKE A LOVE OILS. WHICH I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE ON 23:50:53 . I'VE BEEN MAKING THIS LOVE OIL 23:50:55 SINCE I WAS 12 YEARS OLD. >> WHEN YOU USE ROGER'S LOVE 23:51:10 OIL, YOU'LL FEEL THAT TINGLE IN YOUR PANTS THAT MAKES YOU 23:51:13 THAT IT'S WORKING. CAN YOU PREDICT HOW THIS 23:51:18 COMEDY PIECE WILL END? WILL I GET A HUGE LAUGH? 23:51:32 >> NO. >> Dave: VERY NICE, ANDY. 23:51:44 WAIT A MINUTE. MARCH 9 ANDY KINDLER WILL BE 23:51:50 HOSTING LIVE AT GOTHAM FOR COMEDY CENTRAL. 23:51:52 >> SOUS GOOD. >> Dave: LOOKING FORWARD TO 23:51:53 THAT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, ANDY 23:51:57 KINDLER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 23:51:59 SENATOR JO McCAIN, EVERYBODY. 23:52:03 SPEND LESS TIME LYING AWAKE... 23:52:06 WITH ANNOYING ACHES AND PAINS... 23:52:08 AND MORE TIME ASLEEP... WHEN YOU SWITCH 23:52:10 FROM TYLENOL PM... TO ADVIL PM. 23:52:14 ADVIL PM. LESS TIME LYING AWAKE. 23:52:16 MORE TIME ASLEEP. I'M FIGHTING A COLD... 23:52:20 BUT I'VE GOT MY FIRST FIGHT TODAY. 23:52:23 I WANT ADVIL COLD & SINUS. WITH THE POWER OF ADVIL... 23:52:27 PLUS A HARD-HITTING DECONGESTANT. 23:52:28 THAT'S THE POWER OF ADVIL COLD & SINUS. 23:52:31 NOW AVAILABLE AT YOUR PHARMACY COUNTER. 23:52:33 TRUCK GUYS WILL TELL YOU TAKING OFF FROM A DEAD STOP 23:52:35 WITH 10,000 LBS AIN'T NO PICNIC. 23:52:41 SO THIS HALF-TON'S GOT THE MOST TORQUE, 23:52:44 A SIX-SPEED TRANNY WITH TOW/HAUL MODE... 23:52:49 AND FOUR OVERSIZED DISC BRAKES. 23:52:52 BECAUSE STOPPING 10,000 LBS... 23:52:54 tires squeal ) AIN'T NO PICNIC EITHER. 23:52:58 AVAILABLE ON THE ALL NEW FULL-SIZE TUNDRA-- 23:53:01 THE TRUCK THAT'S CHANGING IT ALL. 23:55:28 HERE'S TONIGHT'S TOP TEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 23:55:41 YESTERDAY THE STOCK MARKET'S WORST DAY IN FIVE-AND-A-HALF 23:55:43 YEARS. THE DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL 23:55:46 AVERAGE DROPPED 416 POINTS COSTING INVESTORS $600 23:55:51 BILLION! OUCH! 23:55:53 >> Paul: I GOT THAT ON ME. >> Dave: THE CATEGORY TONIGHT 23:55:59 TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD STOCKBROKER. 23:56:01 KIND OF THING YOU WANT TO BE MINDFUL WHEN YOU LOSE $600 23:56:05 BILLION. >> Paul: I WOULD SAY. 23:56:15 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? THAT MEANS NOTHING. 23:56:37 WAIT A MINUTE. THEN HIS PANTS GO DOWN. 23:56:39 THEN HIS PANTS GO DOWN. INEXPLICABLY HIS PANTS GO 23:56:43 DOWN. WHO'SOT A BAD STOCKBROKER? 23:57:30 >> Dave: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A 23:57:35 DECORATED WAR HERO, A BEST SELLING AUTHOR AND YOUR 23:57:37 SENATOR FROM... SENIOR SENATOR FROM THE GREAT STATE OF 23:57:41 ARIZONA. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SENATOR 23:57:42 JOHN McCAIN. JOHN, COME ON OUT. 23:57:44 ( APPLAUSE ) GOOD TO SEE YOU, JOHN. 23:58:02 >> GLAD TO SEE YOU, DAVE. >> Dave: YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HERE 23:58:04 IN SIX MONTHS, EIGHT MONTHS, A YEAR, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 23:58:07 >> SEEMS LIKE FOREVER. >> Dave: BLESS YOUR HEART. 23:58:10 YOU HAD A BIRTHDAY. >> Paul: SENATOR, NICE TO SEE 23:58:12 YOU, SIR. >> NICE TO SEE YOU, SIR. 23:58:15 >> Dave: HE HAD A BIRDAY. >> TRAGICALLY. 23:58:17 >> Dave: NO, NO, NO. IT WAS A LANDMARK. 23:58:19 ONE OF THE BIG BIRTHDAYS. >> YEP, I'M OLDER THAN DIRT. 23:58:22 I'VE GOT MORE SCARS THAN FRANKENSTEIN. 23:58:25 I'VE SEEN A FEW THINGS. >> Dave: YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS.... 23:58:28 >> AUGUST 29. >> Dave: 70 YEARS OLD. 23:58:30 >> SHHH. DO WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 23:58:33 >> Dave: SORRY ABOUT THAT. HOW DID YOU COMMEMORATE THAT 23:58:36 DAY? WHAT DID YOU DO? 23:58:37 >> CRIED. ACTUALLY, I SLEPT LIKE A BABY. 23:58:42 SLEEP TWO HOURS, WAKE UP AND CRY. 23:58:44 SLEEP TWO HOURS, WAKE UP AND CRY. 23:58:51 >> Dave: YOU COULD DO A LITTLE WORK ON THE TOP TEN. 23:58:57 >> I GUESS YOU'VE BEEN WONDERING WHAT WE'RE DOING IN 23:58:59 THE UNITED STATES SENATE. >> Dave: NO, I WANT TO KNOW 23:59:01 WHAT YOU DID ON YOUR BIRTHDAY. >> I TRIED NOT TO THINK ABOUT 23:59:05 IT. >> Dave: DO YOU HAVE ANY 23:59:06 SPECIAL ACTIVITIES? DID YOU GO ANY PLACE? 23:59:08 >> NO. JUST TIME WITH MY WIFE CINDY 23:59:10 AND ACCEPT CALLS OF CONDOLENCES FROM ALL OVER. 23:59:17 AND A FEW, YOU KNOW, ARE YOU STILL AROUND? 23:59:20 >> Dave: WELL, GOOD. YOU KNOW WHAT? 23:59:22 I THINK WE'LL JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT HERE THEN. 23:59:26 HOW ARE THINGS IN THE SENATE THESE DAYS, SENATOR? 23:59:31 >> Paul: WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT. 23:59:33 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Dave: BEFORE WE GET TO THAT, 23:59:36 WHAT ABOUT THIS? HERE'S WHAT WE REALLY WANT IS 23:59:39 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN GOSSIP AND DIRT AND BACK STABBING AND 23:59:42 THE DEMOCRATS NOW ARE IN A POSITION WRE THEY COULD COME 23:59:45 IN AND REALLY MAKE HAY. ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HAVE A 23:59:49 LIKABLE YOUNG NEWCOMER, BARACK OBAMA AND YOU HAVE HILLARY 23:59:52 CLINTON. >> VERY ATTRACTIVE YOUNG 23:59:56 WOMAN. >> Dave: SUDDENLY THERE'S A 23:59:58 FEUD BECAUSE THE BIG MONEY FROM HOLLYWOOD HAS SEEMED TO 00:00:01 HAVE SHIFTED FROM HILLARY TO BARACK OBAMA. 00:00:04 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT AND WHAT CAN YOUELL US ABOUT 00:00:06 THAT? >> I'VE NEVER HAD TO WORRY TOO 00:00:07 MUCH ABOUT THAT MYSELF. IT SEEMS THAT ACCORDING TO 00:00:14 SOME REPORTS THAT SOME PEOPLE THAT USED TO BE FRIENDS OF THE 00:00:18 FORMER PRESIDENT AND SENATOR CLINTON ARE NO LONGER THEIR 00:00:22 FRIENDS TO SAY THE LEAST. >> Dave: WHY IS THAT? 00:00:24 BECAUSE THEY FEEL THAT THERE'S A CERTAIN ENCUMBRANCE WITH THE 00:00:28 CLINTON NAME. AND THAT BARACK OBAMA DOES NOT 00:00:31 HAVE TO SUFFER. >> WELL, WE'VE HAD EITHER... 00:00:35 SERIOUSLY WE HAVE HAD A BUSH OR A CLINTON IN THE PRESIDENCY 00:00:38 OR VICE PRESIDENCY SINCE, I BELIEVE, 1988. 00:00:40 THAT'S A LONG TIME. PEOPLE START THINKING ABOUT 00:00:44 DYNASTIES. WE'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD SCOTCH- 00:01:02 >> Dave: AS A POSSIBLE CANDIDATE. 00:01:04 QUITE A FEW PEOPLE ARE ANNOUNCING AND SOME ARE 00:01:08 ANNOUNCED AND DROPPED OUT. >> THE LAST TIME WE WERE ON 00:01:12 THIS PROGRAM, I'M SURE YOU REMEMBER EVERYTHING VERY 00:01:14 CLEARLY. >> Dave: YES. 00:01:15 >> AS WE SAY. BUT YOU ASKED ME IF I WOULD 00:01:17 COME BACK ON THIS SHOW IF I WAS GOING TO ANNOUNCE. 00:01:20 >> Dave: YES. >> I AM ANNOUNCE THAT I WILL 00:01:22 BE A CDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 00:01:25 >> Dave: OH, WOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 00:01:31 GOOD FOR YOU. WOW. 00:01:47 A VERY POPULAR ANNOUNCEMENT. >> CAN WE TRY THAT AGAIN 00:01:52 (SINGING "HAIL TO THE CHIEF") HAIL TO THE CHIEF 00:02:00 >> Dave: HOW ABOUT THAT? >> GOOD JOB. 00:02:02 >> Dave: NOW, FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS AND WHAT WERE 00:02:06 THE FACTORS LEADING TO THIS DECISION? 00:02:09 >> I THINK TO BE ON THIS SHOW WAS THE FIRST REASON. 00:02:15 >> Dave: WELL, GOOD. ( APPLAUSE ) 00:02:22 SO YOUR PRIORITIES ARE IN THE RIGHT SPOT. 00:02:24 >> YOU CAN'T DO THESE THINGS WITHOUT MONEY. 00:02:26 I WILL TAKE THAT COUNTERFEIT MONEY THAT YOU HAD EARLIER. 00:02:31 >> Dave: WE'VE GOT A SHOEBOX FULL OF THAT. 00:02:35 LET'S TALK ABOUT SOME OF THE OTHER REPUBLICANS IN THE 00:02:38 FIELD. WHAT ABOUT RUDY GIULIANI? 00:02:40 HE'S IN, RIGHT? ALTHOUGH IT DOESN'T SEEM TO 00:02:43 HAVE BEEN AS DEFINITIVE AS WHAT YOU JUST SAID. 00:02:45 HE'S IN. >> BY THE WAY I'LL BE MAKING A 00:02:48 FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT IN APRIL. >> Dave: THIS IS NOT THE 00:02:50 FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT. >> THIS IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:02:52 YOU DRAG THIS OUT AS LONG AS YOU CAN. 00:02:55 YOU DON'T JUST HAVE ONE RENDITION. 00:02:57 >> Dave: YOU'RE SAYING THIS WAS NOT THE FORMAL 00:03:00 ANNOUNCEMENT. >> THIS IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT 00:03:02 PRECEDING THE FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:03:03 >> Dave: HOW DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME FEEL? 00:03:05 >> YOU WERE FIRST. >> Paul: HE'S DOING THE FORMAL 00:03:10 ANNOUNCEMENT ON LENO. >> Dave: YEAH, WHAT ABOUT 00:03:16 THAT? THANKS, PAUL. 00:03:25 NICE GOING. I APPRECIATE IT. 00:03:28 >> YOU LIKE YOUR JOP ANYWAY, SO.... 00:03:33 >> Dave: LET'S RUN DOWN THE FIELD. 00:03:34 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT FORMER MAYOR GIULIANI. 00:03:38 >> AN AMERICAN HERO. >> Dave: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT 00:03:41 RUNNING FOR THE NOMINATION AGAINST THAT MAN. 00:03:42 >> I THINK HE'S GOING TO BE A VERY FORMIDABLE CANNED 00:03:46 CANDIDATE. I THINK HE RALLIED THE NATION 00:03:49 AFTER 9/11. I THINK THE AUDIENCE WOULD 00:03:50 AGREE WITH THAT. I THINK HE'S AN AMERICAN HERO. 00:03:52 >> Dave: ABSOLUTELY. EVEN WITH A SUBSTANTIAL 00:03:59 OPPONENT LIKE THAT, YOU STILL LIKE YOUR CHANCES OBVIOUSLY. 00:04:01 >> YES. >> Dave: AND DO WE EVER SEE.... 00:04:07 >> AFTER THAT DESCRIPTION OF HIM I'M NOT SO SURE. 00:04:10 MAYBE I SHOULD RETRACT MY ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:04:13 >> Dave: AND WHAT ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY PRESIDENT AND THE 00:04:16 VICE PRESIDENT THAT KIND OF THING. 00:04:17 DO YOU DIVIDE THAT SORT OF DEAL UP? 00:04:19 YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN SPLITTING THAT. 00:04:21 >> YOU MAY REMEMBER IN THE LAST ELECTION THERE WAS SOME 00:04:24 CONVERSATION ABOUT ME BEING VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED 00:04:26 STATES. IT WASN'T CLEAR WHICH PARTY. 00:04:30 AND I WAS ON ONE OF THE SHOWS AND THE GUY SAID, "WHAT'S THIS 00:04:33 ABOUT YOU BEING VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?" 00:04:35 I SAID I SPENT ALL THESE YEARS IN A NORTH VIETNAMESERISON 00:04:40 CAMP, KEPT IN THE DARK, FED SCRAPS, WHY THE HECK WOULD I 00:04:43 WANT TO DO THAT ALL OVER AGAIN? 00:04:47 >> Dave: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 00:04:50 SENATOR JOHN McCAIN. DODGE RAM -- 00:04:57 IT'S GOT A LEGENDARY HEMI V8... WITH 345 HORSEPOWER, 00:05:02 AN ALL-NEW, 6.7-LITER CUMMINS TURBO DIESEL... 00:05:05 WITH 650-POUND FEET OF TORQUE, OVER 5,000 POUNDS 00:05:07 PAYLOAD AVAILABLE... OR UP TO 00:05:09 16,900 POUNDS OF TOWING. DODGE RAM -- 00:05:12 THE LONGEST-LASTING, MOST DURABLE LINE 00:05:13 OF FULL-SIZE PICKUPS. NOW, GET UP TO $5,000 00:05:16 CASH ALLOWANCE ON RAM 1500. DISCOVER AMERICA'S HOTTEST 00:05:20 PRODUCTS AT YOUR DODGE DEALER. >> Dave: SENATOR JOHN McCAIN. 00:07:52 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE SITUATION IN IRAQ. 00:07:54 WE HAVEN'T CHATTID WITH YOU SINCE THE PRESIDENTIAL POLICY, 00:07:57 THE TROOP SURGE. I UNDERSTAND, I BELIEVE, THAT 00:08:01 YOU'RE IN FAVOR OF THAT PURSUIT. 00:08:02 IS THAT CORRECT? >> I THINK IT'S REALLY OUR 00:08:05 LAST CHANCE TO SALVAGE A VERY DIFFICULT WAR WHICH HAS BEEN 00:08:09 BADLY MISMANAGED AND WE'VE GOT A VERY GOO GENERAL OVER THERE, 00:08:13 A GUY NAMED GENERAL PETRAEUS. >> Dave: THIS IS A GUY YOU'VE 00:08:19 KNOWN THROUGHOUT YOUR CAREER IN THE SENATE. 00:08:21 >> NO, BUT I'VE KNOWN HIM WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW HE'S REALLY AN 00:08:24 OUTSTANDING GENERAL. GENERALSLONE DON'T DO IT BUT 00:08:28 HE DOES. I THINK WE CAN HOPEFULLY BRING 00:08:31 ABOUT A PERIOD OF STABILITY SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE ECONOMIC AND 00:08:35 POLITICAL DEVELOPMENT AND STOP THIS TERRIBLE BLOODLETTING 00:08:39 WHICH IS, AS YOU KNOW, SECTARIAN VIOLENCE, TRIBLE 00:08:44 THINGS ARE HAPPENING. SHOWING A LITTLE PROGRESS. 00:08:46 LET'S HOPE AND PRAY THAT IT WORKS. 00:08:48 >> Dave: HOW WILL WE KNOW? >> I BELIEVE THAT IT CAN. 00:08:51 >> Dave: WHAT WILL BE THE SIGNS THAT WILL INDICATE THAT 00:08:53 IS WORKING, THAT THERE IS STABILITY AND ECONOMIC 00:08:55 PROGRESS? WHAT WILL BE THOSE INDICATORS? 00:08:57 ARE WE TALKING ABOUT A CEASE-FIRE THROUGHOUT THE 00:08:59 ENTIRE COUNTRY AND THEN ANOTHER SIX MONTHS, ANOTHER 00:09:02 YEAR, ANOTHER TWO YEARS? WHAT? 00:09:03 >> I THINK FIRST YOU'D HAVE TO HAVE A VERY VIABLE GOVERNMENT 00:09:09 THERE, THE MALIKI GOVERNMENT HAS TO HAVE REVENUE SHARING. 00:09:13 THEY HAVE TO HAVE ELECTIONS IN THE PROVINCES. 00:09:16 THERE HAS TO BE A STRONG IRAQI MILITARY TO TAKE OVER OUR 00:09:20 RESPONSIBILITIES. REMEMBER, DAVE, IT'S NOT 00:09:23 AMERICAN PRESENCE THAT BOTHERS AMERICANS. 00:09:27 IT'S AMERICANS CASUALTIES. WE'VE HAD TROOPS IN SOUTH 00:09:31 KOREA FOR 50 YEARS. NOBODY MINDS. 00:09:32 IF WE CAN GET THE IRAQIS MORE CAPABLE OF CARRYING THE BURDEN, 00:09:37 OURS TO WITHDRAW, THEN I THINK WE CAN SET UP AN ENVIRONMENT 00:09:40 WHERE POSSIBLY THESE PEOPLE CAN HAVE A CHANCE. 00:09:44 BUT IT'S A VERY TOUGH THING. YOU SAW EARLIER ABOUT THE 00:09:49 IRANIANS SENDING IN STUFF AND THE LEVEL OF VIOLENCE HIGHER. 00:09:54 BUT THE ONE THING WE ALL AGREE ON IS THE YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN 00:09:58 WHO ARE SERVING ARE MARVELOUS. ( APPLAUSE ) 00:10:10 IN THE SENATE I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU WE SPENT TWO WEEKS 00:10:13 DEBATING A MOTION THAT WAS A VOTE TO CUT OFF DEBATE, TO 00:10:20 MOVE TO A MOTION TO CUT OFF DEBATE SO WE COULD VOTE ON A 00:10:24 MEANINGLESS RESOLUTION. THAT WAS YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT 00:10:27 WORK. >> Dave: THANK YOU. 00:10:28 NICE JOB. >> TWO WEEKS, JUST TWO WEEKS 00:10:32 WE SPENT ON THAT. WHEN YOU SAY TWO WEEKS, THAT'S 00:10:35 TUESDAY THROUGH THURSDAY. >> Dave: OKAY. 00:10:39 SO THE COUNTRY OF IRAQ IS STABILIZED. 00:10:42 THE GOVERNMENT, AS YOU DESCRIBED, IS VIABLE. 00:10:46 THE VIOLENCE IS NOW SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCED. 00:10:48 >> YES. >> Dave: THE NET BENEFIT TO 00:10:50 THE UNITED STATES BEYOND AMERICANS HAVE STOPPED LOSING 00:10:54 THEIR LIVES THERE IS WHAT? >> PROBABLY THAT WE HAVE A 00:11:01 FUNCTIONING DEMOCRACY OR A GOVERNMENT THAT WILL BECOME A 00:11:05 DEMOCRACY, THAT THERE WILL BE OIL REVENUES WHICH WILL THEN 00:11:09 BE USED BY THE IRAQIS TO BUILD UP THEIR OWN COUNTRY AND THAT 00:11:14 MAYBE IT WILL SPREAD IN THE REON. 00:11:16 YOU KNOW, THE ONLY REALLY ONLY TWO DEMOCRACIES, ONE IS ISRAEL 00:11:20 AND THE OTHER IS TURKEY, IN THE WHOLE REGION. 00:11:24 OBVIOUSLY WE'D LIKE TO SEE THAT. 00:11:26 I THINK KNOW WHAT YOU'R GETTING AT. 00:11:28 THAT IS SHOULD WE HAVE GONE IN IN THE FIRST PLACE? 00:11:32 THERE WAS MASSIVE INTELLIGENCE FAILURES AND BOOKS HAVE BEEN 00:11:35 WRITTEN ABOUT THE MISMANAGEMENT OF THE WAR AND I 00:11:38 WOULD RECOMMEND FIASCO OR COBRA 2 OR ONE OF THESE OTHER 00:11:43 BOOKS BUT WE ARE WHERE WE ARE NOW. 00:11:45 WE ARE WHERE WE ARE NOW. RATHER THAN REVIEW ALL THE 00:11:47 PROBLEMS WHAD, IF WE WITHDRAW EARLY WHICH EVERY 00:11:50 EXPERT I KNOW SAYS IT WILL DESCEND INTO CHAOS, SECTARIAN 00:11:54 VIOLENCE AND EVEN GENOCIDE, SO THAT'S WHY WHEN I SAY THIS MAY 00:11:58 BE OUR LAST CHANCE TO SUCCEED BECAUSE AMERICANS ARE VERY 00:12:02 FRUSTRATED AND THEY HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE. 00:12:03 WE'VE WASTED A LOT OF OUR MOST ECIOUS TREASURE WHICH IS 00:12:07 AMERICAN LIVES OVER THERE. >> Dave: AND NOW THERE'S A 00:12:10 DISCUSSION ABOUT, THE INDICATION, PROOF, THAT SOME 00:12:14 OF THESE EXPLOSIVE DEVICES ARE COMING IN AND BEING SET OFF 00:12:17 WITH THE HELP OF IRANIANS AND MORE AND MORE THAT THEY'RE 00:12:21 INSINUATING THEMSELVES INTO THAT CONFLICT. 00:12:24 >> VERY LETHAL. >> Dave: AND ARE WE NOW TO 00:12:26 BELIEVE THAT GROUND WORK IS BEING LAID THERE FOR SOME KIND 00:12:29 OF INCURSION? >> NO, I DON'T THINK ACCEPT 00:12:33 THAT. I THINK IT'S TERRIBLE THAT THE 00:12:37 IRANIANS ARE DOING THIS. WE'VE ALSO GOT ANOTHER PROBLEM 00:12:39 WITH THE IRANIANS AND THAT IS THAT THEY'RE BUILDING NUCLEAR 00:12:43 WEAPONS AS YOU KNOW. THE LATEST INSPECTOR OVER 00:12:46 THERE SAYS THEY ARE NOT STOPPING IT. 00:12:48 WE HAVE TO GET SANCTIONS AND WE'VE GOT TO GET OUR ALLIES TO 00:12:51 JOIN US IN TRYING TO PUT EVERY KIND OF PRESSURE ON THE 00:12:54 IRANIAN GOVERNMENT TO STOP THAT. 00:12:57 SUPPOSE YOU'RE THE PRIME MINISTER OF ISRAEL AND YOUR 00:12:59 INTELLIGEN COMES TO YOU AND SAYS THE IRANIANS HAVE A 00:13:02 NUCLEAR WEAPON. IT'S ON A MISSILE AIMED AT US 00:13:06 AND THEIR PRESIDENT HAS STATED TIME AFTER TIME THAT THEIR 00:13:08 GOAL IS THE EXTINCTION OF THE STATE OF ISRAEL. 00:13:10 THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. AS A COUNTRY AND AS TWO 00:13:13 PARTIES, WE'VEOT TO SIT DOWN TOGETHER AND WORK OUT SOME OF 00:13:17 THESE STRATEGIES TOGETHER IN A BIPARTISAN FASHION. 00:13:20 YOU KNOW, POLITICAL PARTIES DON'T LOSE WARS. 00:13:26 PRESIDENTS DON'T LOSE WARS. NATIONS LOSE WARS. 00:13:29 WHEN NATIONS LOSE WARS, NATIONS SUFFER FROM IT. 00:13:32 SO WE'VE GOT TOO MUCH OF THIS PARTISANSHIP, I THINK WE 00:13:36 SHOULD SIT DOWN AS GROWN-UPS AND TRY TO ADDRESS THIS 00:13:39 PROBLEM WITH IRAN TODAY. >> Dave: AND YOU BELIEVE THAT 00:13:42 WHAT YOU JUST DESCRIBED WITH THE PARTIES YOU DESCRIBED IS 00:13:46 LIKELY? IS POSSIBLE? 00:13:47 >> OH, I THINK SO. I CAN PROMISE YOU IF I'M 00:13:50 PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I WILL REACH OUT MY HAND TO 00:13:52 THE DEMOCRATS ACROSS THE AISLE AND SAY, WE WILL WORK 00:13:56 TOGETHER. WE WILL WORK TOGETHER BECAUSE 00:13:58 THIS IS THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD AND OUR BEST DAYS 00:14:01 ARE AHEAD OF US. BUT WE HAVE TO SHOW A COMMON 00:14:03 FRONT TO THREATS FROM COUNTRIES LIKE IRAN. 00:14:07 >> Dave: I MEAN, YOU DESCRIBE IT IN THOSE TERMS. 00:14:10 IF OUR BEST DAYS ARE AHEAD OF US-- AND WHAT A WONDERFUL 00:14:13 NOTION THAT IS-- IT'S GOING TO TAKE AN AWFUL LOT OF WORK JUST 00:14:16 TO GET BACK TO THE BREAK-EVEN POINT. 00:14:18 DON'T YOU THINK? >> WE HAVE PROBLEMS EVERYWHERE 00:14:21 IN THE WORLD. WE'RE STILL THE MOST POWERFUL, 00:14:24 THE MOST INNOVATIVE, THE FINEST GENERATION OF YOUNG 00:14:31 THE FINEST YOUNG AMERICANS TODAY. 00:14:33 THEY'RE VOLUNTEERING EVERYWHERE. 00:14:34 THEY ARE WORKING IN THEIR COMMUNITIES. 00:14:36 THEY'RE JOINING THE MILITARY, THE PEACE CPS, AMERICORPS. 00:14:39 I HAVE GREAT FAITH IN THIS GENERATION. 00:14:42 YOUNG AMERICANS. >> Dave: I WANT TO ADD 00:14:44 SOMETHING THAT TOM BROKAW SAID ON THIS SHOW MONTHS AND MONTHS 00:14:48 AGO. EVERYBODY FEELS TS WAY OR 00:14:49 SHOULD FEEL THIS WAY. IT'S ABSOLUTELY A 00:14:52 UNIVERSALITY. YOU CAN HATE THE WAR BUT YOU 00:14:54 CAN'T HATE THE WARRIORS. THAT'S JUST EXACTLY WHAT WE'VE 00:14:56 GOT HERE. ( APPLAUSE ) 00:15:05 >> I KNOW THAT WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. 00:15:08 A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, ABOUT THREE WEEKS AGO I WAS DOWN IN 00:15:10 SAN ANTONIO AT THE BROOK ARMY HOSPITAL. 00:15:12 THEY OPENED A REHAB CENTER THAT HAD BEEN PAID FOR BY 00:15:15 DONATIONS BY AMERICANS. 600,000 AMERICANS HAVE PAID 00:15:18 FOR THIS $50 MILLION FACILITY. WE ALL SAT DOWN, THERE WERE 00:15:22 4,000 PEOPLE THERE. SENATOR CLINTON AND I WERE 00:15:24 THERE TOGETHER. THEY SAID LET'S WELCOME OUR 00:15:28 HEROES AND THESE YOUNG PEOPLE CAME OUT WITH THEIR... ON 00:15:31 CRUTCHES AND IN WHEELCHAIRS. SOME BADLY BURNED. 00:15:34 AND EVERY ONE OF THEM WAS BRAVE AND PROUD AND WONDERFUL. 00:15:38 SO WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT POLITICAL AMBITIONS AND OTHER 00:15:41 THINGS IN OUR LIVES, IT PALES IN SIGNIFICANCE AS TO WHAT 00:15:46 THESE BRAVE YOUNG AMERICANS HAVE DONE. 00:15:47 >> Dave: WITHOUT QUESTION. WELL, LITS GOOD TO SEE YOU 00:15:51 AGAIN. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY AND 00:15:54 CONGRATULATIONS ONOUR CAMPAIGN FOR THE PRESIDENCY. 00:15:55 >> THANK YOU, SIR. >> Dave: MY PLEASURE. 00:15:59 SENATOR JOHN McCAIN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES 00:16:02 AND GENTLEMEN. [TEEN TURNS ON ROCK MUSIC] 00:16:35 IT SAYS HERE THAT STRESS... [TURNS OFF RADIO] 00:16:37 CAN WEAK OUR IMMUNE SYSTEM. 00:16:40 AND ABOUT 70% OF OUR IMMUNE SYSTEM 00:16:42 IS IN OUR DIGESTIVE TRACT. RIGHT! APPARENTLY 00:16:44 A CULTURE CALLED L. CASEI 00:16:45 IMMUNITAS CAN HELP. IT IS CLINICALLY 00:16:47 PROVEN TO HELP STRENGTHEN YOUR BODY'S 00:16:49 DEFENSE SYSTEM. ONLY DANACTIVE HAS 00:16:51 L. CASEI IMMUNITAS. WE SHOULD TRY 00:16:54 THIS DANACTIVE! Announcer: NEW DANACTIVE... 00:17:04 BEHOLD... THE POWER OF PHANTOM. 00:17:06 GILLETTE FUSION POWER PHANTOM. 00:17:09 FUSION POW IS SO ADNCED, 00:17:11 YOU BARELY FEEL THE BLADES. 00:17:13 SHAVING CAN CREATE UNCOMFORTABLE FRICTION. 00:17:15 TURN ON FUSION POWER. SOOTHING MICROPULSES 00:17:17 HELP YOU REDUCE FRICTION... AND INCREASE RAZOR GLIDE. 00:17:20 YOU'LL BARELY FEEL THE BLADES, 00:17:22 YOU'LL REALLY FEEL THE DIFFERENCE. 00:17:24 THE COMFORT OF FIVE BLADES... 00:17:26 PLUS THE PRECISION OF ONE. FUSION POWER PHANTOM. 00:17:30 GILLETTE. THE BEST A MAN CAN GET. 00:19:45 ( (8 00:20:00 >> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD POINT THERE ON SENATOR 00:20:03 McCAIN. WE'LL KEEP OUR EYE ON HIM. 00:20:06 FIND OUT WHERE HE MAKES THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:20:08 >> Paul: EXACTLY. THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:20:10 >> Dave: BOY, WE'LL JUST WAIT ON THAT ONE. 00:20:13 >> Paul: THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO. >> Dave: GIVE HIM A GOOD 00:20:17 TALKING TO. >> Paul: THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO. 00:20:18 >> Dave: HERE'S SOMETHING I WAS LOOKING THROUGH ONE OF MY 00:20:21 PERIODICALS THE OTHER DAY. PRINCE CHARLES, WHO IS THE 00:20:24 PRINCE OF.... >> Paul: HE'S THE PRINCE OF 00:20:32 WALES. >> Dave: I KNEW THAT. 00:20:34 HE WAS SHOOTING HIS MOUTH OFF ABOUT MacDONALD'S. 00:20:37 HE SAID McDONALD'S SHOULD BE OUTLAWED. 00:20:40 IT SHOULD BE OUTLAWED. THAT'S WHAT THE PRINCE OF 00:20:42 WALES SAID. AND I THINK THAT WE HAVE A 00:20:46 PICTURE OF HIM (LAUGHING). THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE. 00:20:51 YEARS AGO. SEE? 00:20:53 HERE, TAKE A LOOK AT HIM AFTER HE WENT TO McDONALD'S. 00:21:01 >> THAT'S THE JOKE? >> IS THAT THE JOKE? 00:21:04 ARE YOU STILL DOING JOKES ABOUT PRINCE CHARLES'S EARS? 00:21:08 COME ON. IS THAT THE JOKE? 00:21:10 ARE YOU STILL DOING JOKES' PRINCE CHARLES'S EARS. 00:21:14 >> Dave: WE JUST DID IT. IT WAS HILARIOUS. 00:21:16 >> THIS IS 2007. NOT 1984. 00:21:19 WAIT A MINUTE. IF IT IS 1984, I SURE AS HELL 00:21:22 WANT TO HEAR SOME CINDY LAUPER. 00:21:25 HIT IT, PAUL. >> Dave: NO, NO, NO. 00:21:31 THE PHONE RINGS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 00:21:35 MY FATHER ASKS WHAT YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE 00:21:39 OH, DADDY, DEAR, YOU KNOW YOU'RE STILL NUMBER ONE 00:21:43 BUT GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN 00:21:45 YEAH, GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN 00:21:49 THEY JUST WANT TO... THEY JUST WANNA... 00:21:56 GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN YEAH! 00:22:04 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Dave: NICE GOING. 00:22:07 THANKS. DOES THAT MAKE YOU SICK TOO? 00:22:11 DID IT MAKE YOU FEEL A LITTLE SICK? 00:22:14 >> Paul: QUEASY. >> Dave: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 00:22:16 WITH ROBIN THICKE, EVERYBODY. (FEMALE ANNOUNCER) 00:22:51 IMPROVE THE HEALTH OF YOUR SKIN 00:22:53 WITH AVEENO DAILY MOISTURIZING LOTION. 00:22:54 THE NATURAL OATMEAL FORMULA GOES BEYOND 24 HOUR MOISTURE 00:22:57 TO IMPROVE SKIN'S HEALTH IN ONE DAY 00:22:59 WITH SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT IN TWO WEEKS. 00:23:01 I FOUND A MOISTURIZER FOR LIFE. (ANNOUNCER) 00:23:03 ONLY FROM AVEENO. >> DON'T GO AWAY BECAUSE 00:25:23 THERE'S MORE WKRP IN CINCINATTI COMING UP RIGHT 00:25:27 AFTER THESE MESSAGES. I HAVE SLAYED THE DRAGON, 00:25:34 AND COME FOR MY REWARD. WELL DONE. THIS IS FOR YOU. 00:25:40 THIS IS ALL I GET ? TERMS AND CONDITIONS STATE 00:25:41 THAT YOU MUST SLAY A MINIMUM OF FOUR DRAGONS BEFORE 00:25:43 CASH IS EARNED. TAIL MUST ALSO BE PROVIDED TO 00:25:45 PROVE THAT IT IS A DRAGON... NOT JUST A LARGE LIZARD... 00:25:48 IS THIS HOW YOUR CASH REWARDS CARD TREATS YOU ? 00:25:50 INTRODUCING NO HASSLE CASH REWARDS. 00:25:52 EARN CASH ON EVERY PURCHASE, EVERYWHERE. 00:25:54 PLUS A 25% ANNUAL BONUS. OH, YOU QUALIFY TO 00:25:55 MARRY MY DAUGHTER. [ SFX: HORSE ] 00:26:00 WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET ? HAIL TO ST. ARVIN 00:26:08 MAN, I'M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A HORSE. 00:26:10 SHH, YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE. HERE. 00:26:19 NEED FOOD NOW ? MAKE EASY MAC CUPS. 00:26:22 WARM, CHEESY KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE. 00:26:24 WHEN HUNGER HITS... QUICK, MIC SOME MAC. 00:26:27 WELL, PRETEND IT'S NOT HERE. THAT'S WHAT I DO. 00:26:29 Y'KNOW WHAT I MEAN ? THIS IS MY ACCOUNTING SYSTEM. 00:26:34 UNPAID INVOICES ARE ON THE PURPLE ONES. 00:26:35 IT'S STILL EVOLVING. OUR SALES FIGURES-- 00:26:37 THEY'RE ALL RIGHT HERE. I DESIGN MY OWSPREADSHEETS. 00:26:44 Announcer: THERE'S AN EASIER WAY QUICKBOOKS. 00:26:47 IT'S SO SIMPLE, YOU CAN BE UP AND RUNNING 00:26:49 IN UNDER 15 MINUTES. WITH JUST A W CLICKS, 00:26:50 YOU CAN WRITE CHECKS, SEND INVOICES, 00:26:54 SEE WHO'S PAID AND WHO HASN'T, AND MAKE TAX TIME A CINCH. 00:26:58 THIS IS SO MUCH SIMPLER. I'M AFRAID 00:27:04 IT'S MORE THAN A, UM... SPRING FLING. 00:27:08 HERE THEY ARE BEHIND THE COUCH... 00:27:09 ON THE BOOKCASE... RIGHT IN FRONT 00:27:11 OF THE WINDOW. I THINK IT'S OVER. 00:27:17 (FEMALE ANNOUNCER) THERE'S A BETTER WAY 00:27:19 TO REDUCE SPRINGTIME ALLERGENS. 00:27:20 SWIFFER DUSTERS. IT HAS THOUSANDS 00:27:22 OF DUST-LOCKING FIBERS TO TRAP AND LOCK 00:27:24 SPRINGTIME ALLERGENS THAT OLD DUSTERS 00:27:26 STIR BACK IN THE AIR. IT'S THE CLEANER 00:27:28 SPRING CLEANER. SAME TIME TOMORROW? 00:27:31 (ANNOUNCER) SWIFFER GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING. 00:27:34 IF YOU'RE A HEALTH NUT ABOUT YOUR SKIN, THIS IS A NATURAL. 00:27:37 LUBRIDERM SKIN NOURISHING LOTION... 00:27:39 WITH NATURAL SHEA NUT AND COCOA BUTTERS. 00:27:41 IT HELPS DRY SKIN DRAW IN AND RETAIN MOISTURE... 00:27:44 SO IT'S NATURALLY HEALTHY. LUBRIDERM 00:27:45 SKIN NOURISHING LOTION... WITH SHEA AND 00:27:47 COCOA BUTTERS. SAM FINDS BRUSHING BORING. 00:27:50 MY SECRET WEAPON... HOO-HOOO, LISTERINE 00:27:51 AGENT COOL BLUE. IT KILLS BAD BREATH GERMS 00:27:55 AND TURNS PLAQUE BLUE; SO HE CAN BRUSH 00:27:58 MORE EFFECTIVELY. SAM, NICE WORK. 00:28:01 LISTERE AGENT COOL BLUE FOR KIDS. 00:28:42 DODGE RAM -- THE LONGEST-LASTING, 00:28:44 MOST DURABLE LINE OF FULL-SIZE PICKUPS. 00:28:46 ( crash ) ( crash ) 00:28:49 ( crash ) NOW GET UP TO $5,000 00:28:51 CASH ALLOWANCE... ON DODGE RAM 1500. 00:28:55 DISCOVER AMERICA'S HOTTEST PRODUCTS AT YOUR DODGE DEALER. 00:29:12 >> Dave: ALL RIGHTY THEN. OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED 00:29:16 SIPGER SONGWRITER WHOSE CURRENT K DR. -- I HAVE A COPY 00:29:19 OF IT RIGHT HERE-- IS ENTITLED THE ELUTION OF ROBIN THICKE. 00:29:24 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE HE IS, ROBIN THICKE. 00:29:37 >> OH BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:29:50 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:29:56 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU BABY TELL ME HOW YOU LOVE ME MORE 00:30:04 AND HOW YOU THINK I'M SEXY, BABY THAT YOU DON'T WANT NOBODY 00:30:06 ELSE YOU DON'T WANT THIS GUY 00:30:09 YOU DON'T WANT THAT GUY YOU WANNA 00:30:13 TOUCH YOURSELF WHEN YOU SEE ME TELL ME H YOU LOVE MY BODY 00:30:17 AND HOW I MAKE YOU FEEL, BABY YOU WANNA ROLL WITH ME 00:30:21 YOU WANNA HOLD WITH ME YOU WANNA STAY WARM 00:30:23 AND GET OUT OF THE COLD WITH ME 00:30:26 I JUST LOVE TO HEAR YOU SAY IT IT MAKES A MAN FEEL GOOD, BABY 00:30:31 TELL ME YOU DEPEND ON ME I NEED TO HEAR IT 00:30:34 I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU CAN'T HELP MYSELF 00:30:40 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY 00:30:46 I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU CAN'T HELP MYSELF 00:30:51 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY 00:31:00 BABY, YOU'RE THE PERFECT SHAPE BABY, YOU'RE THE PERFECT WEIGHT 00:31:05 TREAT ME LIKE MY BIRTHDAY I WANT IT THIS WAY 00:31:08 I WANT IT THAT WAY I WANT IT 00:31:11 TELL ME YOU DON'T WANT ME TO STOP 00:31:13 TELL ME IT WOULD BREAK YOUR HEART 00:31:16 THAT YOU LOVE ME AND ALL MY DIRTY 00:31:19 YOU WANNA ROLL WITH ME YOU WANNA HOLD WITH ME 00:31:31 I JUST LOVE TO HEAR YOU SAY IT MAKES A MAN FEEL GOOD 00:31:33 BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:31:36 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:31:40 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:31:45 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:31:50 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY 'CAUSE YOU WILL TELL ME 00:32:00 EVERY MORNING OH YEAH 00:32:17 OH BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:32:23 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:32:28 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY. CAN'T HELP MYSELF 00:32:38 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT I LOVYOU, BABY 00:32:46 LOST WITHOUT YOU LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:32:48 LOST WITHOUT YOU LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:32:52 LOST WITHOUT YOU OH 00:33:07 >> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD TO HAVE YOU. 00:33:08 HOW IS YOUR FATHER DOING? GOOD, TELL HIM I SAID HELLO. 00:33:13 ROBIN THICKE, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
Late Show with David Letterman : Senator John McCain Announces Candidacy
[Late Show with David Letterman : Senator John McCain Announces Candidacy] [NEW YORK, NY USA] Late Show with David Letterman: Senator John McCain Announces he will announce his Candidacy for President of the United States in April. 00:00:12 McCain says he will announce his campaign for President in April 2007 / Campaign 2008. 23:35:21 ( BAND PLAYING "LATE SHOW" THEME ) 23:35:25 >> FROM NEW YORK, THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD, 23:35:26 IT'S THE "LATE SHOW" WITH DAVID LETTERMAN. 23:35:30 TOGHT... PLUS PAUL SHAFFER AND THE 23:35:41 CBS ORCHESTRA. AND NOW, WEEPY FLORIDA JUDGE 23:35:53 DAVID LETTERMAN. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 23:36:05 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING 23:36:06 "LATE SHOW" THEME ) >> Dave: THANK Y VERY MUCH. 23:36:23 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HOW NY OF YOU FOLKS WERE 23:36:33 AFFECTED BY THE BIG STOCK MARKET PLUNGE YESTERDAY? 23:36:37 400 POINT, THE STOCK MARKET DROPPED 400 POINTS YESTERDAY. 23:36:40 BIG CORPORATIONS WERE REALLY REALLY AFFECTED BY IT. 23:36:42 AS A MATTER OF FACT, TACO BELL HAD TO LAY OFF 200 RATS. 23:36:51 AND THEN THEY FIRED THEIR CAT. THE MARKET DROPS 400 POINTS 23:36:55 AND TODAY OUT OF HABIT JET BLUE APOLOGIZED. 23:36:58 ( APPLAUSE ) I FEEL PRETTY SMUG BECAUSE I 23:37:11 DID NOT GET HURT WHEN THE MARKET PLUNGED. 23:37:13 MY ACCOUNT, BLESS HIS HEART, HAS ALL HIS MONEY IN ASTRONAUT 23:37:17 DIAPERS. ( APPLAUSE ) 23:37:26 I WAS LOOKING AT THE PAPER YESTERDAY. 23:37:28 APPARENTLY EVERYBODY ON WALL STREET YESTERDAY LOST A LOT OF 23:37:30 MONEY. EVERYBODY LOST, EXCEPT FOR 23:37:33 SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON, EVERYBODY BUT MARTHA STEWART. 23:37:50 ANY DOG OWNERS HERE? ( APAUSE ) 23:37:54 ANY DOGS? DO WE HAVE DOGS HERE TOO? 23:37:57 IN NEW JERSEY, THEY PASSED A LAW YOUR DOG CANNOT BARK FOR 23:38:00 MORE THAN HALF AN HOUR. YOUR DOG CANNOT BARKOR MORE 23:38:04 THAN HALF AN HOUR OR THEY ARREST HIM AND TAKE HIM 23:38:06 DOWNTOWN. AND I'M THINKING IF YOU REAY 23:38:09 WANT TO CUT DOWN ON IRRITATING DISTURBANCES HOW ABOUT 23:38:13 LIMITING "THE VIEW" TO HALF AN HOUR. 23:38:17 >> Paul: LOOK OUT. WATCH IT. 23:38:25 THE GUY WHO DIRECTED THE TITANIC MOVIE, THE FILM 23:38:28 DIRECTOR? LISTEN TO THIS. 23:38:29 HE CLAIMS HE'S FOUND THE TOMB OF JESUS CHRIST. 23:38:32 I JUST HOPE THIS DOESN'T LEAD TO A COURT BATTLE IN FLORIDA. 23:38:35 THAT'S ALL. I THINK THIS JAMES CAMERON, I 23:38:45 GUESS HE'S A TREMENDOUS DIRECTOR, ACADEMY AWARD 23:38:47 DIRECTOR. I WONDER IF HE MIGHT BE, I 23:38:49 DON'T KNOW, JUST DESTABILIZED. HE CLAIMS HE FOUND A CLOCK 23:38:58 THAT'S ALSO A RADIO. HAVE YOU HEARD THIS? 23:39:05 ( APPLAUSE ) HEY, IS WEDNESDAY. 23:39:07 WHAT DO YOU.... >> Paul: VERY GOOD. 23:39:13 >> Dave: JAMES CAMERON THINKS HE FOUND THE TOMB OF JESUS 23:39:16 CHRIST. WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THEY 23:39:19 FOUND JESUS BEFORE BIN LADEN? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 23:39:22 WHAT? ( APPLAUSE ) 23:39:24 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PAUL SHAFFER. 23:39:26 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 23:39:43 PAUL SHAFFER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 23:39:51 HERE TONIGHT WE HAVE SENATOR JOHN McCAIN FROM ARIZONA IS ON 23:39:53 THE PROGRAM THIS EVENING. ( APPLAUSE ) 23:40:02 PEOPLE SAY THAT HE MAY BE A CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT AND 23:40:04 MAY NOT BE A CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT. 23:40:05 EITHER WAY WE'RE LUCKY TO HAVE HIM AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF OUR 23:40:08 GREAT LAND AND A TREMENDOUS SERVICE TO OUR COUNTRY. 23:40:10 HE'LL BE HERE TONIGHT. WE'LL TRY TO SQUIRREL IT UP 23:40:14 AND SEE IF WE CAN'T GET HIM TO ADMIT HE'S GOING TO RUN FOR 23:40:17 PRESIDENT. GOING TO ADMIT FOR RUNNING... 23:40:18 ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME. I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. 23:40:21 I WAS TRYING TO KEEP IT A SECRET BUT YOU GOT ME. 23:40:24 >> Paul: THESE DAYS WHO WOULD ADMIT IT? 23:40:26 >> Dave: ALSO OUR FRIEND ANDY KINDLER IS ON THE PROGRAM. 23:40:31 VERY FUNNY GENTLEMAN. AND ROBIN THICKE. 23:40:40 THAT REALLY DOESN'T TELL US MUCH ABOUT THE GUY. 23:40:43 TURN IT AROUND. THERE YOU VE IT THERE. 23:40:45 >> Paul: THAT TELLS YOU A LOT OF WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW. 23:40:50 RIGHT THERE. >> Dave: I JUST WANT TO WARN 23:40:52 TOURISTS AND ALSO LOCAL RESIDENTS AS WELL THERE'S A 23:40:54 CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF COUNTERFEIT MONEY IN 23:40:56 CIRCULATION. ARE YOU AWARE O THIS? 23:40:59 IT'S LIKE HALF A MILLION DOLLARS OF COUNTERFEIT MONEY 23:41:02 SO BE VERY, VERY CAREFUL BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU GO INTO 23:41:04 A STORE AND YOU'LL MAKE A PURCHASE, YOU SEE, YOU GIVE 23:41:07 THEM YOUR MONEY AND IN RETURN YOU GET THE COUNTERFEIT MONEY. 23:41:10 YOU WON'T REALIZE THIS UNTIL YOU'RE BACK IN THE HOTEL ROOM 23:41:14 PAYING THE ESCORT LADY. HERE'S A COUPLE OF THINGS TO 23:41:33 LOOK FOR. THE ONE RIGHT THERE IT'S OUT 23:41:35 OF FOCUS. DOWN HERE SOME OF THE SHADING, 23:41:38 SEE HOW THAT KIND OF EVAPORATES? 23:41:40 ALSO THE REAL KEY IN THE MIDDLE, YEAH, IN THE MIDDLE IS 23:41:46 THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. 23:41:48 IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THESE... YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE 23:41:57 SAYING THAT FIDEL CASTRO IS MUCH BETTER. 23:41:59 REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS ILL AND EVERYBODY THOUGHT IT WAS 23:42:01 LIGHTS OUT FOR FIDEL? APPARENTLY HE'S DOING MUCH 23:42:04 MUCH BETTER. AND AS A MATTER OF FACT THE 23:42:05 PROVE TO HIS SUPPORTERS THAT HE'S DOING JUST FINE, HE 23:42:08 CALLED HUGO CHAVEZ, THE PRESIDENT OF VENEZUELA, WHO IS 23:42:11 HIS OWN SPECIAL KIND OF WHACK JOB HAS A RADIO SHOW AND TO 23:42:22 PROVE TO HIS LOYAL SUPPORTERS FIDEL CASTRO YESTERDAY CALLED 23:42:25 IN TO HUGO CHAVEZ'S RADIO SHOW. 23:42:27 WE HAVE A CLIP. HERE NOW IS FIDEL CASTRO 23:42:32 CALLING HUGO CHAVEZ. TAKE A LOOK LISTEN TO THIS. 23:42:39 >> HEY, HUGO, MY MAN IT'S FIDEL. 23:42:42 I CAN'T TALK LONG BECAUSE I HAVE TO GET A SPONGE BATH. 23:42:45 I WANT TO WISH YOU A HAPPY WHIP 'EM OUT WEDNESDAY. 23:42:53 AND PLAY MY HUMP MY HUMP, MY HUMP, MY HUMP 23:43:00 >> Dave: A LOT OF EFFORT WENT INTO THAT ANYWAY. 23:43:09 WE HAVE A BRAND NEW SEGMENT ON THIS PROGRAM. 23:43:11 THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE DONE THAT. 23:43:13 IS THAT RIGHT? IT'S CALLED A MESSAGE FROM 23:43:15 FIRST LADY LAURA BUSH. A MESSAGE NOW FROM FIRST LADY 23:43:18 LAURA BUSH. TAKE A LOOK. 23:43:25 >> I UNDERSTAND HOW THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FEEL. 23:43:27 THE GEORGE IS REALLY REALLY A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT. 23:43:36 WOW. HE'S NOT RUNNING FOR 23:43:47 RE-ELECTION. I GUESS THAT'S THE KIND OF 23:43:48 THING SHE CAN SAY. BOY, IS MY FACE RED. 23:43:51 I DON'T KNOW WHY MY FACE IS RED. 23:43:53 IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THAT IT'S TIME FOR GREAT MOMENTS IN 23:43:55 PRESIDENTIAL SPEECHES. HERE, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 23:44:00 (HAIL TO THE CHIEF) >> THAT THE ONLY THING WE HAVE 23:44:04 TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF. >> ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY 23:44:12 CAN DO FOR YOU. ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR 23:44:15 COUNTRY. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 23:44:37 SAY HELLO TO OUR GOOD FRIEND ANDY KINDLER. 23:44:41 COME ON OUT, ANDY. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, MY FRIEND? 23:44:51 >> EVERYBODY IS GOOD. VERY EXCITED. 23:44:54 ALL MY STUFF IS SHOWING UP ON YOU-TUBE. 23:44:56 >> Dave: INDIVIDUAL... VIDEOTAPES HERE. 23:45:01 >> WHICH I'M SURE HAVE ALL BEEN CLEARED THROUGH LEGAL. 23:45:03 THEN ALSO LIKE PEOPLE WILL COME TO A CLUB, THIS GUY CAME 23:45:07 TO A CLUB. I GUESS HE FILMED ME AND PUT A 23:45:10 COUPLE OF MINUTES OF MY ACT. >> Dave: THAT'S GREAT. 23:45:12 >> THEN PEOPLE COMMENT ABOUT IT. 23:45:13 THEY'RE INSANE LIKE THIS ONE GUY COMMENTS GREAT QUALITY. 23:45:16 GREAT VIDEO QUALITY. LIKE I PLANNED FOR THE GUY TO 23:45:19 COME TO THE CLUB, LIKE... LET ME DO A THREE CELL PHONE 23:45:24 CAMERA SHOOT. I'VE GOT THE LIGHTS. 23:45:26 LET ME BRING IN PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW. 23:45:28 THEN SOMEONE ELSE WRITES IN, DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB, THEY 23:45:31 SAY. STAND-UP IS MY DAY JOB. 23:45:35 >> Dave: WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT? 23:45:37 >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH I WANT SAY TO THAT PERSON. 23:45:39 I WILL CONTINUE DOING IT. >> Dave: DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE 23:45:42 THE ACADEMY AWARDS. >> VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTING. 23:45:45 MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF THE YEAR GOT SHUT OUT. 23:45:48 >> Dave: WHAT WAS THAT? >> LITTLE MAN. 23:45:52 FIRST OF ALL DO YOU THINK THERE'S A MOVIE IDEA TERRIBLE 23:45:54 ENOUGH THAT EVEN THE WAYNES BROTHERS WOULDN'T TURN IT INTO 23:45:58 A MOVIE. YOUR PRINTER COULD BREAK. 23:46:00 YOU COULD SEND 150 BLANK PAGES OVER TO THEM BY MISTAKE AND 23:46:03 CALL THEM UP AND APOLOGIZE. THEY WOULD SAY WE LOVE IT. 23:46:09 A LOT OF ROOM FOR IMPROV. LITTLE MAN. 23:46:14 THERE'S A FACE PROJECTED ON A LITTLE PERSON FOR LIKE FOUR 23:46:17 HOURS LONG AND YOU SEE IT ON DVD WITH A COMMENTARY TRACK. 23:46:21 MY IDEA WOULD BE BIG BABY. THIS IS A BABY FACE THAT 23:46:24 PROJECTED ON A TALL PERSON. THE HOME MOVIE THEY WALK UP TO 23:46:29 YOU AND CAN I HELP YOU, SIR? (CRYING) TO THE RESTAURANT, 23:46:36 CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? (CRYING) THEN IF THAT WORKS 23:46:41 OUT. >> Dave: WHY WOULDN'T IT? 23:46:42 >> THEN I GOT MARLIN WAYNE'S FACE PROJECTED ON A DOZEN 23:46:48 EGGS. THE REFRIGEROR JUST GOT 23:46:51 FUNNY. IT'S A KITCHEN FULL OF LAUGHS 23:46:53 WHEN MARVIN WAYNE PLAYS A DOZEN HILARIOUS EGGS. 23:46:59 >> Dave: NOW, LISTEN IN THE PAST ANDY YOU'VE BEEN TO U.S. 23:47:03 MARSHAL'S TRAINING ACADEMY IN GEORGIA. 23:47:05 YOU'VE BEEN TO THE PLAYBOY CLUB IN LAS VEGAS. 23:47:07 >> THAT WAS A HARD JOB FOR ME. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE 23:47:13 GUTTER. >> Dave: SPACE CAMP IN 23:47:15 HUNTSVILLE ALABAMA. YOU WERE AT A RODEO IN SISTERS 23:47:18 OREGON. WENT ON UNCLAIMED BAGGAGE 23:47:20 CENTER IN ALABAMA. >> FOR MY OWN LUGGAGE. 23:47:22 >> Dave: SUPER BOWL IN FEBRUARY 2006. 23:47:24 >> REMEMBER THAT. >> Dave: TELL THE FOLKS WHAT 23:47:27 EAR GOING TO LOOK AT TONIGHT. >> WE WENT AROUND MANHATTAN TO 23:47:30 HARASS SIDE KICKS AND PALM READERS AND ASTROLOGERS. 23:47:34 >> Dave: QUITE A BIG BUSINESS IN NEW YORK CITY. 23:47:36 >> THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE. MIND READERS AND PEOPLE READ 23:47:39 MINDS AS WELL. WE BASICALLY TRY TO BOTHER 23:47:42 THEM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND ANNOY THEM. 23:47:45 >> Dave: HERE IS ANDY KINDLER VISITING NEW YORK CITY PSYCHE 23:47:48 ICKES. TAKE A LOOK. 23:47:49 >> TELL ME WHAT YOU DO, ANNA. >> ALL RIGHT. 23:47:52 I AM A TAROT CARD READER. I'D LIKE YOU TO CUT THE CARDS 23:47:58 IN THREE PILES. >> THERE YOU GO. 23:48:02 >> ALL RIGHT. NOW WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE 23:48:07 CARDS BACK ANYWAY LIKE. >> IF YOU HAD WANTED ME TO DO 23:48:09 THAT, I WOULDN'T HAVE CUT THEM IN THREE PARTS. 23:48:12 IF WE'RE JUST GOING TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER. 23:48:15 IF I SAID THE WORD BE-DAZZLER TO YOU. 23:48:18 WOULD THAT RG A BELL AT ALL? >> NOT REALLY. 23:48:29 >> ARE YOU ABLE TO CONTACT THE DEAD? 23:48:32 >> YES, I AM. >> CAN WE TRY AND CONTACT JIM 23:48:35 NEIGHBORS. >> WHO IS THAT? 23:48:36 >> HE'S A FAMOUS SINGER. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN. 23:48:41 MAYBE HE KNOWS WHO GOMER PYLE IS. 23:48:46 >> HE SEEMS TO BE VERY CONTENT WITH THE WAY HIS LIFE IS YOU 23:48:51 HAVE A SPIRITUAL CONNECTION WITH YOU. 23:48:53 >> THAT'S TRUE. I CAN'T LIE ABOUT THAT. 23:48:58 >> YOU KNOW, THEY SAY ASTROLOGY IS THE CLOCK OF 23:49:03 DESTY. >> I HAVE A POSTER THAT SAYS 23:49:05 THAT. >> I GOT IT FROM THAT. 23:49:08 >> I THOUGHT IT WAS ORIGINAL. >> I'M HERE WITH ROGER. 23:49:14 ROGER, YOU ARE A MALE WITCH. IS THAT CORRECT? 23:49:16 >> I AM, YES. >> WHY IS WARLOCK SO OUT OF 23:49:19 FAVOR? WHEN SOMEONE IS TORTURED FOR 23:49:22 BEING A WITCH AS THEY USED TO DO ALL THE TIME, WOMEN'S 23:49:26 BODIES ARE MADE TO WITHSTAND MORE PAIN. 23:49:28 MEN'S BODIES USUALLY CAN'T TAKE AS MUCH PAIN. 23:49:33 SO THERE WAS A COVEN IF THERE WAS A COVENITH THE OTHER 23:49:38 WITCHES DO. >> DO YOU EVER WISH YOU HADN'T 23:49:43 ASKED A QUESTION SOMETIMES OR MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T BRING UP A 23:49:46 TOPIC? >> IF YOU READ COFFEE LATE AT 23:49:51 NIGHT DO YOU FIND IT'S HARD TO GET TO SLEEP. 23:49:53 >> NO. >> DO YOU EVER FIND THAT 23:49:55 YOU'RE CRANKY IN THE MORNING BEFORE YOU GIVE YOUR FIRST CUP 23:49:58 OF COFFEE READING? >> NO, ACTUALLY I DO WAKE UP 23:50:01 VERY HAPPY. >> IN THE SUMMER DO YOU READ 23:50:03 ICE COFFEE AT ALL? WILL YOU LAUGH AT ONE OF MY 23:50:08 JOKES GIVE ME A CHUCKLE? SHE HAS THE AMAZING ABILITY TO 23:50:12 MAKE PREDICTIONS FROM WHAT'S LEFT IN THE BOTTOM OF A COFFEE 23:50:15 CUP. WOULD YOU SAY WHAT YOU DO IS 23:50:19 MORE BULL (BEEP NCHL (OR HORSE (BEEP). 23:50:24 DURING MY READING WITH ANAH, THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED. 23:50:27 I WAS DEALT THE DREADED DEATH CARD. 23:50:31 IF I DIE, YOU ARE LIBEL. I CAME IN HERE AND I WAS 23:50:36 REALLY FINE. I FELT GOOD. 23:50:38 I GET A DEATH CARD. ALL OF A SUDDEN IT'S A 23:50:41 SUGGESTION LIKE A HYPNOSIS. >> I DON'T SEE.... 23:50:43 >> I HOPE YOU HAVE TAROT INSURANCE. 23:50:48 I'M SURE YOU'RE VERY FAMILIAR WITH LOVE OILS. 23:50:50 I MAKE A LOVE OILS. WHICH I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE ON 23:50:53 . I'VE BEEN MAKING THIS LOVE OIL 23:50:55 SINCE I WAS 12 YEARS OLD. >> WHEN YOU USE ROGER'S LOVE 23:51:10 OIL, YOU'LL FEEL THAT TINGLE IN YOUR PANTS THAT MAKES YOU 23:51:13 THAT IT'S WORKING. CAN YOU PREDICT HOW THIS 23:51:18 COMEDY PIECE WILL END? WILL I GET A HUGE LAUGH? 23:51:32 >> NO. >> Dave: VERY NICE, ANDY. 23:51:44 WAIT A MINUTE. MARCH 9 ANDY KINDLER WILL BE 23:51:50 HOSTING LIVE AT GOTHAM FOR COMEDY CENTRAL. 23:51:52 >> SOUS GOOD. >> Dave: LOOKING FORWARD TO 23:51:53 THAT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, ANDY 23:51:57 KINDLER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 23:51:59 SENATOR JO McCAIN, EVERYBODY. 23:52:03 SPEND LESS TIME LYING AWAKE... 23:52:06 WITH ANNOYING ACHES AND PAINS... 23:52:08 AND MORE TIME ASLEEP... WHEN YOU SWITCH 23:52:10 FROM TYLENOL PM... TO ADVIL PM. 23:52:14 ADVIL PM. LESS TIME LYING AWAKE. 23:52:16 MORE TIME ASLEEP. I'M FIGHTING A COLD... 23:52:20 BUT I'VE GOT MY FIRST FIGHT TODAY. 23:52:23 I WANT ADVIL COLD & SINUS. WITH THE POWER OF ADVIL... 23:52:27 PLUS A HARD-HITTING DECONGESTANT. 23:52:28 THAT'S THE POWER OF ADVIL COLD & SINUS. 23:52:31 NOW AVAILABLE AT YOUR PHARMACY COUNTER. 23:52:33 TRUCK GUYS WILL TELL YOU TAKING OFF FROM A DEAD STOP 23:52:35 WITH 10,000 LBS AIN'T NO PICNIC. 23:52:41 SO THIS HALF-TON'S GOT THE MOST TORQUE, 23:52:44 A SIX-SPEED TRANNY WITH TOW/HAUL MODE... 23:52:49 AND FOUR OVERSIZED DISC BRAKES. 23:52:52 BECAUSE STOPPING 10,000 LBS... 23:52:54 tires squeal ) AIN'T NO PICNIC EITHER. 23:52:58 AVAILABLE ON THE ALL NEW FULL-SIZE TUNDRA-- 23:53:01 THE TRUCK THAT'S CHANGING IT ALL. 23:55:28 HERE'S TONIGHT'S TOP TEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 23:55:41 YESTERDAY THE STOCK MARKET'S WORST DAY IN FIVE-AND-A-HALF 23:55:43 YEARS. THE DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL 23:55:46 AVERAGE DROPPED 416 POINTS COSTING INVESTORS $600 23:55:51 BILLION! OUCH! 23:55:53 >> Paul: I GOT THAT ON ME. >> Dave: THE CATEGORY TONIGHT 23:55:59 TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD STOCKBROKER. 23:56:01 KIND OF THING YOU WANT TO BE MINDFUL WHEN YOU LOSE $600 23:56:05 BILLION. >> Paul: I WOULD SAY. 23:56:15 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? THAT MEANS NOTHING. 23:56:37 WAIT A MINUTE. THEN HIS PANTS GO DOWN. 23:56:39 THEN HIS PANTS GO DOWN. INEXPLICABLY HIS PANTS GO 23:56:43 DOWN. WHO'SOT A BAD STOCKBROKER? 23:57:30 >> Dave: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A 23:57:35 DECORATED WAR HERO, A BEST SELLING AUTHOR AND YOUR 23:57:37 SENATOR FROM... SENIOR SENATOR FROM THE GREAT STATE OF 23:57:41 ARIZONA. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SENATOR 23:57:42 JOHN McCAIN. JOHN, COME ON OUT. 23:57:44 ( APPLAUSE ) GOOD TO SEE YOU, JOHN. 23:58:02 >> GLAD TO SEE YOU, DAVE. >> Dave: YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HERE 23:58:04 IN SIX MONTHS, EIGHT MONTHS, A YEAR, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 23:58:07 >> SEEMS LIKE FOREVER. >> Dave: BLESS YOUR HEART. 23:58:10 YOU HAD A BIRTHDAY. >> Paul: SENATOR, NICE TO SEE 23:58:12 YOU, SIR. >> NICE TO SEE YOU, SIR. 23:58:15 >> Dave: HE HAD A BIRDAY. >> TRAGICALLY. 23:58:17 >> Dave: NO, NO, NO. IT WAS A LANDMARK. 23:58:19 ONE OF THE BIG BIRTHDAYS. >> YEP, I'M OLDER THAN DIRT. 23:58:22 I'VE GOT MORE SCARS THAN FRANKENSTEIN. 23:58:25 I'VE SEEN A FEW THINGS. >> Dave: YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS.... 23:58:28 >> AUGUST 29. >> Dave: 70 YEARS OLD. 23:58:30 >> SHHH. DO WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 23:58:33 >> Dave: SORRY ABOUT THAT. HOW DID YOU COMMEMORATE THAT 23:58:36 DAY? WHAT DID YOU DO? 23:58:37 >> CRIED. ACTUALLY, I SLEPT LIKE A BABY. 23:58:42 SLEEP TWO HOURS, WAKE UP AND CRY. 23:58:44 SLEEP TWO HOURS, WAKE UP AND CRY. 23:58:51 >> Dave: YOU COULD DO A LITTLE WORK ON THE TOP TEN. 23:58:57 >> I GUESS YOU'VE BEEN WONDERING WHAT WE'RE DOING IN 23:58:59 THE UNITED STATES SENATE. >> Dave: NO, I WANT TO KNOW 23:59:01 WHAT YOU DID ON YOUR BIRTHDAY. >> I TRIED NOT TO THINK ABOUT 23:59:05 IT. >> Dave: DO YOU HAVE ANY 23:59:06 SPECIAL ACTIVITIES? DID YOU GO ANY PLACE? 23:59:08 >> NO. JUST TIME WITH MY WIFE CINDY 23:59:10 AND ACCEPT CALLS OF CONDOLENCES FROM ALL OVER. 23:59:17 AND A FEW, YOU KNOW, ARE YOU STILL AROUND? 23:59:20 >> Dave: WELL, GOOD. YOU KNOW WHAT? 23:59:22 I THINK WE'LL JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT HERE THEN. 23:59:26 HOW ARE THINGS IN THE SENATE THESE DAYS, SENATOR? 23:59:31 >> Paul: WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT. 23:59:33 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Dave: BEFORE WE GET TO THAT, 23:59:36 WHAT ABOUT THIS? HERE'S WHAT WE REALLY WANT IS 23:59:39 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN GOSSIP AND DIRT AND BACK STABBING AND 23:59:42 THE DEMOCRATS NOW ARE IN A POSITION WRE THEY COULD COME 23:59:45 IN AND REALLY MAKE HAY. ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HAVE A 23:59:49 LIKABLE YOUNG NEWCOMER, BARACK OBAMA AND YOU HAVE HILLARY 23:59:52 CLINTON. >> VERY ATTRACTIVE YOUNG 23:59:56 WOMAN. >> Dave: SUDDENLY THERE'S A 23:59:58 FEUD BECAUSE THE BIG MONEY FROM HOLLYWOOD HAS SEEMED TO 00:00:01 HAVE SHIFTED FROM HILLARY TO BARACK OBAMA. 00:00:04 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT AND WHAT CAN YOUELL US ABOUT 00:00:06 THAT? >> I'VE NEVER HAD TO WORRY TOO 00:00:07 MUCH ABOUT THAT MYSELF. IT SEEMS THAT ACCORDING TO 00:00:14 SOME REPORTS THAT SOME PEOPLE THAT USED TO BE FRIENDS OF THE 00:00:18 FORMER PRESIDENT AND SENATOR CLINTON ARE NO LONGER THEIR 00:00:22 FRIENDS TO SAY THE LEAST. >> Dave: WHY IS THAT? 00:00:24 BECAUSE THEY FEEL THAT THERE'S A CERTAIN ENCUMBRANCE WITH THE 00:00:28 CLINTON NAME. AND THAT BARACK OBAMA DOES NOT 00:00:31 HAVE TO SUFFER. >> WELL, WE'VE HAD EITHER... 00:00:35 SERIOUSLY WE HAVE HAD A BUSH OR A CLINTON IN THE PRESIDENCY 00:00:38 OR VICE PRESIDENCY SINCE, I BELIEVE, 1988. 00:00:40 THAT'S A LONG TIME. PEOPLE START THINKING ABOUT 00:00:44 DYNASTIES. WE'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD SCOTCH- 00:01:02 >> Dave: AS A POSSIBLE CANDIDATE. 00:01:04 QUITE A FEW PEOPLE ARE ANNOUNCING AND SOME ARE 00:01:08 ANNOUNCED AND DROPPED OUT. >> THE LAST TIME WE WERE ON 00:01:12 THIS PROGRAM, I'M SURE YOU REMEMBER EVERYTHING VERY 00:01:14 CLEARLY. >> Dave: YES. 00:01:15 >> AS WE SAY. BUT YOU ASKED ME IF I WOULD 00:01:17 COME BACK ON THIS SHOW IF I WAS GOING TO ANNOUNCE. 00:01:20 >> Dave: YES. >> I AM ANNOUNCE THAT I WILL 00:01:22 BE A CDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 00:01:25 >> Dave: OH, WOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 00:01:31 GOOD FOR YOU. WOW. 00:01:47 A VERY POPULAR ANNOUNCEMENT. >> CAN WE TRY THAT AGAIN 00:01:52 (SINGING "HAIL TO THE CHIEF") HAIL TO THE CHIEF 00:02:00 >> Dave: HOW ABOUT THAT? >> GOOD JOB. 00:02:02 >> Dave: NOW, FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS AND WHAT WERE 00:02:06 THE FACTORS LEADING TO THIS DECISION? 00:02:09 >> I THINK TO BE ON THIS SHOW WAS THE FIRST REASON. 00:02:15 >> Dave: WELL, GOOD. ( APPLAUSE ) 00:02:22 SO YOUR PRIORITIES ARE IN THE RIGHT SPOT. 00:02:24 >> YOU CAN'T DO THESE THINGS WITHOUT MONEY. 00:02:26 I WILL TAKE THAT COUNTERFEIT MONEY THAT YOU HAD EARLIER. 00:02:31 >> Dave: WE'VE GOT A SHOEBOX FULL OF THAT. 00:02:35 LET'S TALK ABOUT SOME OF THE OTHER REPUBLICANS IN THE 00:02:38 FIELD. WHAT ABOUT RUDY GIULIANI? 00:02:40 HE'S IN, RIGHT? ALTHOUGH IT DOESN'T SEEM TO 00:02:43 HAVE BEEN AS DEFINITIVE AS WHAT YOU JUST SAID. 00:02:45 HE'S IN. >> BY THE WAY I'LL BE MAKING A 00:02:48 FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT IN APRIL. >> Dave: THIS IS NOT THE 00:02:50 FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT. >> THIS IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:02:52 YOU DRAG THIS OUT AS LONG AS YOU CAN. 00:02:55 YOU DON'T JUST HAVE ONE RENDITION. 00:02:57 >> Dave: YOU'RE SAYING THIS WAS NOT THE FORMAL 00:03:00 ANNOUNCEMENT. >> THIS IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT 00:03:02 PRECEDING THE FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:03:03 >> Dave: HOW DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME FEEL? 00:03:05 >> YOU WERE FIRST. >> Paul: HE'S DOING THE FORMAL 00:03:10 ANNOUNCEMENT ON LENO. >> Dave: YEAH, WHAT ABOUT 00:03:16 THAT? THANKS, PAUL. 00:03:25 NICE GOING. I APPRECIATE IT. 00:03:28 >> YOU LIKE YOUR JOP ANYWAY, SO.... 00:03:33 >> Dave: LET'S RUN DOWN THE FIELD. 00:03:34 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT FORMER MAYOR GIULIANI. 00:03:38 >> AN AMERICAN HERO. >> Dave: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT 00:03:41 RUNNING FOR THE NOMINATION AGAINST THAT MAN. 00:03:42 >> I THINK HE'S GOING TO BE A VERY FORMIDABLE CANNED 00:03:46 CANDIDATE. I THINK HE RALLIED THE NATION 00:03:49 AFTER 9/11. I THINK THE AUDIENCE WOULD 00:03:50 AGREE WITH THAT. I THINK HE'S AN AMERICAN HERO. 00:03:52 >> Dave: ABSOLUTELY. EVEN WITH A SUBSTANTIAL 00:03:59 OPPONENT LIKE THAT, YOU STILL LIKE YOUR CHANCES OBVIOUSLY. 00:04:01 >> YES. >> Dave: AND DO WE EVER SEE.... 00:04:07 >> AFTER THAT DESCRIPTION OF HIM I'M NOT SO SURE. 00:04:10 MAYBE I SHOULD RETRACT MY ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:04:13 >> Dave: AND WHAT ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY PRESIDENT AND THE 00:04:16 VICE PRESIDENT THAT KIND OF THING. 00:04:17 DO YOU DIVIDE THAT SORT OF DEAL UP? 00:04:19 YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN SPLITTING THAT. 00:04:21 >> YOU MAY REMEMBER IN THE LAST ELECTION THERE WAS SOME 00:04:24 CONVERSATION ABOUT ME BEING VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED 00:04:26 STATES. IT WASN'T CLEAR WHICH PARTY. 00:04:30 AND I WAS ON ONE OF THE SHOWS AND THE GUY SAID, "WHAT'S THIS 00:04:33 ABOUT YOU BEING VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?" 00:04:35 I SAID I SPENT ALL THESE YEARS IN A NORTH VIETNAMESERISON 00:04:40 CAMP, KEPT IN THE DARK, FED SCRAPS, WHY THE HECK WOULD I 00:04:43 WANT TO DO THAT ALL OVER AGAIN? 00:04:47 >> Dave: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 00:04:50 SENATOR JOHN McCAIN. DODGE RAM -- 00:04:57 IT'S GOT A LEGENDARY HEMI V8... WITH 345 HORSEPOWER, 00:05:02 AN ALL-NEW, 6.7-LITER CUMMINS TURBO DIESEL... 00:05:05 WITH 650-POUND FEET OF TORQUE, OVER 5,000 POUNDS 00:05:07 PAYLOAD AVAILABLE... OR UP TO 00:05:09 16,900 POUNDS OF TOWING. DODGE RAM -- 00:05:12 THE LONGEST-LASTING, MOST DURABLE LINE 00:05:13 OF FULL-SIZE PICKUPS. NOW, GET UP TO $5,000 00:05:16 CASH ALLOWANCE ON RAM 1500. DISCOVER AMERICA'S HOTTEST 00:05:20 PRODUCTS AT YOUR DODGE DEALER. >> Dave: SENATOR JOHN McCAIN. 00:07:52 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE SITUATION IN IRAQ. 00:07:54 WE HAVEN'T CHATTID WITH YOU SINCE THE PRESIDENTIAL POLICY, 00:07:57 THE TROOP SURGE. I UNDERSTAND, I BELIEVE, THAT 00:08:01 YOU'RE IN FAVOR OF THAT PURSUIT. 00:08:02 IS THAT CORRECT? >> I THINK IT'S REALLY OUR 00:08:05 LAST CHANCE TO SALVAGE A VERY DIFFICULT WAR WHICH HAS BEEN 00:08:09 BADLY MISMANAGED AND WE'VE GOT A VERY GOO GENERAL OVER THERE, 00:08:13 A GUY NAMED GENERAL PETRAEUS. >> Dave: THIS IS A GUY YOU'VE 00:08:19 KNOWN THROUGHOUT YOUR CAREER IN THE SENATE. 00:08:21 >> NO, BUT I'VE KNOWN HIM WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW HE'S REALLY AN 00:08:24 OUTSTANDING GENERAL. GENERALSLONE DON'T DO IT BUT 00:08:28 HE DOES. I THINK WE CAN HOPEFULLY BRING 00:08:31 ABOUT A PERIOD OF STABILITY SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE ECONOMIC AND 00:08:35 POLITICAL DEVELOPMENT AND STOP THIS TERRIBLE BLOODLETTING 00:08:39 WHICH IS, AS YOU KNOW, SECTARIAN VIOLENCE, TRIBLE 00:08:44 THINGS ARE HAPPENING. SHOWING A LITTLE PROGRESS. 00:08:46 LET'S HOPE AND PRAY THAT IT WORKS. 00:08:48 >> Dave: HOW WILL WE KNOW? >> I BELIEVE THAT IT CAN. 00:08:51 >> Dave: WHAT WILL BE THE SIGNS THAT WILL INDICATE THAT 00:08:53 IS WORKING, THAT THERE IS STABILITY AND ECONOMIC 00:08:55 PROGRESS? WHAT WILL BE THOSE INDICATORS? 00:08:57 ARE WE TALKING ABOUT A CEASE-FIRE THROUGHOUT THE 00:08:59 ENTIRE COUNTRY AND THEN ANOTHER SIX MONTHS, ANOTHER 00:09:02 YEAR, ANOTHER TWO YEARS? WHAT? 00:09:03 >> I THINK FIRST YOU'D HAVE TO HAVE A VERY VIABLE GOVERNMENT 00:09:09 THERE, THE MALIKI GOVERNMENT HAS TO HAVE REVENUE SHARING. 00:09:13 THEY HAVE TO HAVE ELECTIONS IN THE PROVINCES. 00:09:16 THERE HAS TO BE A STRONG IRAQI MILITARY TO TAKE OVER OUR 00:09:20 RESPONSIBILITIES. REMEMBER, DAVE, IT'S NOT 00:09:23 AMERICAN PRESENCE THAT BOTHERS AMERICANS. 00:09:27 IT'S AMERICANS CASUALTIES. WE'VE HAD TROOPS IN SOUTH 00:09:31 KOREA FOR 50 YEARS. NOBODY MINDS. 00:09:32 IF WE CAN GET THE IRAQIS MORE CAPABLE OF CARRYING THE BURDEN, 00:09:37 OURS TO WITHDRAW, THEN I THINK WE CAN SET UP AN ENVIRONMENT 00:09:40 WHERE POSSIBLY THESE PEOPLE CAN HAVE A CHANCE. 00:09:44 BUT IT'S A VERY TOUGH THING. YOU SAW EARLIER ABOUT THE 00:09:49 IRANIANS SENDING IN STUFF AND THE LEVEL OF VIOLENCE HIGHER. 00:09:54 BUT THE ONE THING WE ALL AGREE ON IS THE YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN 00:09:58 WHO ARE SERVING ARE MARVELOUS. ( APPLAUSE ) 00:10:10 IN THE SENATE I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU WE SPENT TWO WEEKS 00:10:13 DEBATING A MOTION THAT WAS A VOTE TO CUT OFF DEBATE, TO 00:10:20 MOVE TO A MOTION TO CUT OFF DEBATE SO WE COULD VOTE ON A 00:10:24 MEANINGLESS RESOLUTION. THAT WAS YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT 00:10:27 WORK. >> Dave: THANK YOU. 00:10:28 NICE JOB. >> TWO WEEKS, JUST TWO WEEKS 00:10:32 WE SPENT ON THAT. WHEN YOU SAY TWO WEEKS, THAT'S 00:10:35 TUESDAY THROUGH THURSDAY. >> Dave: OKAY. 00:10:39 SO THE COUNTRY OF IRAQ IS STABILIZED. 00:10:42 THE GOVERNMENT, AS YOU DESCRIBED, IS VIABLE. 00:10:46 THE VIOLENCE IS NOW SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCED. 00:10:48 >> YES. >> Dave: THE NET BENEFIT TO 00:10:50 THE UNITED STATES BEYOND AMERICANS HAVE STOPPED LOSING 00:10:54 THEIR LIVES THERE IS WHAT? >> PROBABLY THAT WE HAVE A 00:11:01 FUNCTIONING DEMOCRACY OR A GOVERNMENT THAT WILL BECOME A 00:11:05 DEMOCRACY, THAT THERE WILL BE OIL REVENUES WHICH WILL THEN 00:11:09 BE USED BY THE IRAQIS TO BUILD UP THEIR OWN COUNTRY AND THAT 00:11:14 MAYBE IT WILL SPREAD IN THE REON. 00:11:16 YOU KNOW, THE ONLY REALLY ONLY TWO DEMOCRACIES, ONE IS ISRAEL 00:11:20 AND THE OTHER IS TURKEY, IN THE WHOLE REGION. 00:11:24 OBVIOUSLY WE'D LIKE TO SEE THAT. 00:11:26 I THINK KNOW WHAT YOU'R GETTING AT. 00:11:28 THAT IS SHOULD WE HAVE GONE IN IN THE FIRST PLACE? 00:11:32 THERE WAS MASSIVE INTELLIGENCE FAILURES AND BOOKS HAVE BEEN 00:11:35 WRITTEN ABOUT THE MISMANAGEMENT OF THE WAR AND I 00:11:38 WOULD RECOMMEND FIASCO OR COBRA 2 OR ONE OF THESE OTHER 00:11:43 BOOKS BUT WE ARE WHERE WE ARE NOW. 00:11:45 WE ARE WHERE WE ARE NOW. RATHER THAN REVIEW ALL THE 00:11:47 PROBLEMS WHAD, IF WE WITHDRAW EARLY WHICH EVERY 00:11:50 EXPERT I KNOW SAYS IT WILL DESCEND INTO CHAOS, SECTARIAN 00:11:54 VIOLENCE AND EVEN GENOCIDE, SO THAT'S WHY WHEN I SAY THIS MAY 00:11:58 BE OUR LAST CHANCE TO SUCCEED BECAUSE AMERICANS ARE VERY 00:12:02 FRUSTRATED AND THEY HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE. 00:12:03 WE'VE WASTED A LOT OF OUR MOST ECIOUS TREASURE WHICH IS 00:12:07 AMERICAN LIVES OVER THERE. >> Dave: AND NOW THERE'S A 00:12:10 DISCUSSION ABOUT, THE INDICATION, PROOF, THAT SOME 00:12:14 OF THESE EXPLOSIVE DEVICES ARE COMING IN AND BEING SET OFF 00:12:17 WITH THE HELP OF IRANIANS AND MORE AND MORE THAT THEY'RE 00:12:21 INSINUATING THEMSELVES INTO THAT CONFLICT. 00:12:24 >> VERY LETHAL. >> Dave: AND ARE WE NOW TO 00:12:26 BELIEVE THAT GROUND WORK IS BEING LAID THERE FOR SOME KIND 00:12:29 OF INCURSION? >> NO, I DON'T THINK ACCEPT 00:12:33 THAT. I THINK IT'S TERRIBLE THAT THE 00:12:37 IRANIANS ARE DOING THIS. WE'VE ALSO GOT ANOTHER PROBLEM 00:12:39 WITH THE IRANIANS AND THAT IS THAT THEY'RE BUILDING NUCLEAR 00:12:43 WEAPONS AS YOU KNOW. THE LATEST INSPECTOR OVER 00:12:46 THERE SAYS THEY ARE NOT STOPPING IT. 00:12:48 WE HAVE TO GET SANCTIONS AND WE'VE GOT TO GET OUR ALLIES TO 00:12:51 JOIN US IN TRYING TO PUT EVERY KIND OF PRESSURE ON THE 00:12:54 IRANIAN GOVERNMENT TO STOP THAT. 00:12:57 SUPPOSE YOU'RE THE PRIME MINISTER OF ISRAEL AND YOUR 00:12:59 INTELLIGEN COMES TO YOU AND SAYS THE IRANIANS HAVE A 00:13:02 NUCLEAR WEAPON. IT'S ON A MISSILE AIMED AT US 00:13:06 AND THEIR PRESIDENT HAS STATED TIME AFTER TIME THAT THEIR 00:13:08 GOAL IS THE EXTINCTION OF THE STATE OF ISRAEL. 00:13:10 THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. AS A COUNTRY AND AS TWO 00:13:13 PARTIES, WE'VEOT TO SIT DOWN TOGETHER AND WORK OUT SOME OF 00:13:17 THESE STRATEGIES TOGETHER IN A BIPARTISAN FASHION. 00:13:20 YOU KNOW, POLITICAL PARTIES DON'T LOSE WARS. 00:13:26 PRESIDENTS DON'T LOSE WARS. NATIONS LOSE WARS. 00:13:29 WHEN NATIONS LOSE WARS, NATIONS SUFFER FROM IT. 00:13:32 SO WE'VE GOT TOO MUCH OF THIS PARTISANSHIP, I THINK WE 00:13:36 SHOULD SIT DOWN AS GROWN-UPS AND TRY TO ADDRESS THIS 00:13:39 PROBLEM WITH IRAN TODAY. >> Dave: AND YOU BELIEVE THAT 00:13:42 WHAT YOU JUST DESCRIBED WITH THE PARTIES YOU DESCRIBED IS 00:13:46 LIKELY? IS POSSIBLE? 00:13:47 >> OH, I THINK SO. I CAN PROMISE YOU IF I'M 00:13:50 PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I WILL REACH OUT MY HAND TO 00:13:52 THE DEMOCRATS ACROSS THE AISLE AND SAY, WE WILL WORK 00:13:56 TOGETHER. WE WILL WORK TOGETHER BECAUSE 00:13:58 THIS IS THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD AND OUR BEST DAYS 00:14:01 ARE AHEAD OF US. BUT WE HAVE TO SHOW A COMMON 00:14:03 FRONT TO THREATS FROM COUNTRIES LIKE IRAN. 00:14:07 >> Dave: I MEAN, YOU DESCRIBE IT IN THOSE TERMS. 00:14:10 IF OUR BEST DAYS ARE AHEAD OF US-- AND WHAT A WONDERFUL 00:14:13 NOTION THAT IS-- IT'S GOING TO TAKE AN AWFUL LOT OF WORK JUST 00:14:16 TO GET BACK TO THE BREAK-EVEN POINT. 00:14:18 DON'T YOU THINK? >> WE HAVE PROBLEMS EVERYWHERE 00:14:21 IN THE WORLD. WE'RE STILL THE MOST POWERFUL, 00:14:24 THE MOST INNOVATIVE, THE FINEST GENERATION OF YOUNG 00:14:31 THE FINEST YOUNG AMERICANS TODAY. 00:14:33 THEY'RE VOLUNTEERING EVERYWHERE. 00:14:34 THEY ARE WORKING IN THEIR COMMUNITIES. 00:14:36 THEY'RE JOINING THE MILITARY, THE PEACE CPS, AMERICORPS. 00:14:39 I HAVE GREAT FAITH IN THIS GENERATION. 00:14:42 YOUNG AMERICANS. >> Dave: I WANT TO ADD 00:14:44 SOMETHING THAT TOM BROKAW SAID ON THIS SHOW MONTHS AND MONTHS 00:14:48 AGO. EVERYBODY FEELS TS WAY OR 00:14:49 SHOULD FEEL THIS WAY. IT'S ABSOLUTELY A 00:14:52 UNIVERSALITY. YOU CAN HATE THE WAR BUT YOU 00:14:54 CAN'T HATE THE WARRIORS. THAT'S JUST EXACTLY WHAT WE'VE 00:14:56 GOT HERE. ( APPLAUSE ) 00:15:05 >> I KNOW THAT WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. 00:15:08 A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, ABOUT THREE WEEKS AGO I WAS DOWN IN 00:15:10 SAN ANTONIO AT THE BROOK ARMY HOSPITAL. 00:15:12 THEY OPENED A REHAB CENTER THAT HAD BEEN PAID FOR BY 00:15:15 DONATIONS BY AMERICANS. 600,000 AMERICANS HAVE PAID 00:15:18 FOR THIS $50 MILLION FACILITY. WE ALL SAT DOWN, THERE WERE 00:15:22 4,000 PEOPLE THERE. SENATOR CLINTON AND I WERE 00:15:24 THERE TOGETHER. THEY SAID LET'S WELCOME OUR 00:15:28 HEROES AND THESE YOUNG PEOPLE CAME OUT WITH THEIR... ON 00:15:31 CRUTCHES AND IN WHEELCHAIRS. SOME BADLY BURNED. 00:15:34 AND EVERY ONE OF THEM WAS BRAVE AND PROUD AND WONDERFUL. 00:15:38 SO WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT POLITICAL AMBITIONS AND OTHER 00:15:41 THINGS IN OUR LIVES, IT PALES IN SIGNIFICANCE AS TO WHAT 00:15:46 THESE BRAVE YOUNG AMERICANS HAVE DONE. 00:15:47 >> Dave: WITHOUT QUESTION. WELL, LITS GOOD TO SEE YOU 00:15:51 AGAIN. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY AND 00:15:54 CONGRATULATIONS ONOUR CAMPAIGN FOR THE PRESIDENCY. 00:15:55 >> THANK YOU, SIR. >> Dave: MY PLEASURE. 00:15:59 SENATOR JOHN McCAIN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES 00:16:02 AND GENTLEMEN. [TEEN TURNS ON ROCK MUSIC] 00:16:35 IT SAYS HERE THAT STRESS... [TURNS OFF RADIO] 00:16:37 CAN WEAK OUR IMMUNE SYSTEM. 00:16:40 AND ABOUT 70% OF OUR IMMUNE SYSTEM 00:16:42 IS IN OUR DIGESTIVE TRACT. RIGHT! APPARENTLY 00:16:44 A CULTURE CALLED L. CASEI 00:16:45 IMMUNITAS CAN HELP. IT IS CLINICALLY 00:16:47 PROVEN TO HELP STRENGTHEN YOUR BODY'S 00:16:49 DEFENSE SYSTEM. ONLY DANACTIVE HAS 00:16:51 L. CASEI IMMUNITAS. WE SHOULD TRY 00:16:54 THIS DANACTIVE! Announcer: NEW DANACTIVE... 00:17:04 BEHOLD... THE POWER OF PHANTOM. 00:17:06 GILLETTE FUSION POWER PHANTOM. 00:17:09 FUSION POW IS SO ADNCED, 00:17:11 YOU BARELY FEEL THE BLADES. 00:17:13 SHAVING CAN CREATE UNCOMFORTABLE FRICTION. 00:17:15 TURN ON FUSION POWER. SOOTHING MICROPULSES 00:17:17 HELP YOU REDUCE FRICTION... AND INCREASE RAZOR GLIDE. 00:17:20 YOU'LL BARELY FEEL THE BLADES, 00:17:22 YOU'LL REALLY FEEL THE DIFFERENCE. 00:17:24 THE COMFORT OF FIVE BLADES... 00:17:26 PLUS THE PRECISION OF ONE. FUSION POWER PHANTOM. 00:17:30 GILLETTE. THE BEST A MAN CAN GET. 00:19:45 ( (8 00:20:00 >> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD POINT THERE ON SENATOR 00:20:03 McCAIN. WE'LL KEEP OUR EYE ON HIM. 00:20:06 FIND OUT WHERE HE MAKES THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:20:08 >> Paul: EXACTLY. THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:20:10 >> Dave: BOY, WE'LL JUST WAIT ON THAT ONE. 00:20:13 >> Paul: THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO. >> Dave: GIVE HIM A GOOD 00:20:17 TALKING TO. >> Paul: THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO. 00:20:18 >> Dave: HERE'S SOMETHING I WAS LOOKING THROUGH ONE OF MY 00:20:21 PERIODICALS THE OTHER DAY. PRINCE CHARLES, WHO IS THE 00:20:24 PRINCE OF.... >> Paul: HE'S THE PRINCE OF 00:20:32 WALES. >> Dave: I KNEW THAT. 00:20:34 HE WAS SHOOTING HIS MOUTH OFF ABOUT MacDONALD'S. 00:20:37 HE SAID McDONALD'S SHOULD BE OUTLAWED. 00:20:40 IT SHOULD BE OUTLAWED. THAT'S WHAT THE PRINCE OF 00:20:42 WALES SAID. AND I THINK THAT WE HAVE A 00:20:46 PICTURE OF HIM (LAUGHING). THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE. 00:20:51 YEARS AGO. SEE? 00:20:53 HERE, TAKE A LOOK AT HIM AFTER HE WENT TO McDONALD'S. 00:21:01 >> THAT'S THE JOKE? >> IS THAT THE JOKE? 00:21:04 ARE YOU STILL DOING JOKES ABOUT PRINCE CHARLES'S EARS? 00:21:08 COME ON. IS THAT THE JOKE? 00:21:10 ARE YOU STILL DOING JOKES' PRINCE CHARLES'S EARS. 00:21:14 >> Dave: WE JUST DID IT. IT WAS HILARIOUS. 00:21:16 >> THIS IS 2007. NOT 1984. 00:21:19 WAIT A MINUTE. IF IT IS 1984, I SURE AS HELL 00:21:22 WANT TO HEAR SOME CINDY LAUPER. 00:21:25 HIT IT, PAUL. >> Dave: NO, NO, NO. 00:21:31 THE PHONE RINGS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 00:21:35 MY FATHER ASKS WHAT YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE 00:21:39 OH, DADDY, DEAR, YOU KNOW YOU'RE STILL NUMBER ONE 00:21:43 BUT GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN 00:21:45 YEAH, GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN 00:21:49 THEY JUST WANT TO... THEY JUST WANNA... 00:21:56 GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN YEAH! 00:22:04 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Dave: NICE GOING. 00:22:07 THANKS. DOES THAT MAKE YOU SICK TOO? 00:22:11 DID IT MAKE YOU FEEL A LITTLE SICK? 00:22:14 >> Paul: QUEASY. >> Dave: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 00:22:16 WITH ROBIN THICKE, EVERYBODY. (FEMALE ANNOUNCER) 00:22:51 IMPROVE THE HEALTH OF YOUR SKIN 00:22:53 WITH AVEENO DAILY MOISTURIZING LOTION. 00:22:54 THE NATURAL OATMEAL FORMULA GOES BEYOND 24 HOUR MOISTURE 00:22:57 TO IMPROVE SKIN'S HEALTH IN ONE DAY 00:22:59 WITH SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT IN TWO WEEKS. 00:23:01 I FOUND A MOISTURIZER FOR LIFE. (ANNOUNCER) 00:23:03 ONLY FROM AVEENO. >> DON'T GO AWAY BECAUSE 00:25:23 THERE'S MORE WKRP IN CINCINATTI COMING UP RIGHT 00:25:27 AFTER THESE MESSAGES. I HAVE SLAYED THE DRAGON, 00:25:34 AND COME FOR MY REWARD. WELL DONE. THIS IS FOR YOU. 00:25:40 THIS IS ALL I GET ? TERMS AND CONDITIONS STATE 00:25:41 THAT YOU MUST SLAY A MINIMUM OF FOUR DRAGONS BEFORE 00:25:43 CASH IS EARNED. TAIL MUST ALSO BE PROVIDED TO 00:25:45 PROVE THAT IT IS A DRAGON... NOT JUST A LARGE LIZARD... 00:25:48 IS THIS HOW YOUR CASH REWARDS CARD TREATS YOU ? 00:25:50 INTRODUCING NO HASSLE CASH REWARDS. 00:25:52 EARN CASH ON EVERY PURCHASE, EVERYWHERE. 00:25:54 PLUS A 25% ANNUAL BONUS. OH, YOU QUALIFY TO 00:25:55 MARRY MY DAUGHTER. [ SFX: HORSE ] 00:26:00 WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET ? HAIL TO ST. ARVIN 00:26:08 MAN, I'M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A HORSE. 00:26:10 SHH, YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE. HERE. 00:26:19 NEED FOOD NOW ? MAKE EASY MAC CUPS. 00:26:22 WARM, CHEESY KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE. 00:26:24 WHEN HUNGER HITS... QUICK, MIC SOME MAC. 00:26:27 WELL, PRETEND IT'S NOT HERE. THAT'S WHAT I DO. 00:26:29 Y'KNOW WHAT I MEAN ? THIS IS MY ACCOUNTING SYSTEM. 00:26:34 UNPAID INVOICES ARE ON THE PURPLE ONES. 00:26:35 IT'S STILL EVOLVING. OUR SALES FIGURES-- 00:26:37 THEY'RE ALL RIGHT HERE. I DESIGN MY OWSPREADSHEETS. 00:26:44 Announcer: THERE'S AN EASIER WAY QUICKBOOKS. 00:26:47 IT'S SO SIMPLE, YOU CAN BE UP AND RUNNING 00:26:49 IN UNDER 15 MINUTES. WITH JUST A W CLICKS, 00:26:50 YOU CAN WRITE CHECKS, SEND INVOICES, 00:26:54 SEE WHO'S PAID AND WHO HASN'T, AND MAKE TAX TIME A CINCH. 00:26:58 THIS IS SO MUCH SIMPLER. I'M AFRAID 00:27:04 IT'S MORE THAN A, UM... SPRING FLING. 00:27:08 HERE THEY ARE BEHIND THE COUCH... 00:27:09 ON THE BOOKCASE... RIGHT IN FRONT 00:27:11 OF THE WINDOW. I THINK IT'S OVER. 00:27:17 (FEMALE ANNOUNCER) THERE'S A BETTER WAY 00:27:19 TO REDUCE SPRINGTIME ALLERGENS. 00:27:20 SWIFFER DUSTERS. IT HAS THOUSANDS 00:27:22 OF DUST-LOCKING FIBERS TO TRAP AND LOCK 00:27:24 SPRINGTIME ALLERGENS THAT OLD DUSTERS 00:27:26 STIR BACK IN THE AIR. IT'S THE CLEANER 00:27:28 SPRING CLEANER. SAME TIME TOMORROW? 00:27:31 (ANNOUNCER) SWIFFER GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING. 00:27:34 IF YOU'RE A HEALTH NUT ABOUT YOUR SKIN, THIS IS A NATURAL. 00:27:37 LUBRIDERM SKIN NOURISHING LOTION... 00:27:39 WITH NATURAL SHEA NUT AND COCOA BUTTERS. 00:27:41 IT HELPS DRY SKIN DRAW IN AND RETAIN MOISTURE... 00:27:44 SO IT'S NATURALLY HEALTHY. LUBRIDERM 00:27:45 SKIN NOURISHING LOTION... WITH SHEA AND 00:27:47 COCOA BUTTERS. SAM FINDS BRUSHING BORING. 00:27:50 MY SECRET WEAPON... HOO-HOOO, LISTERINE 00:27:51 AGENT COOL BLUE. IT KILLS BAD BREATH GERMS 00:27:55 AND TURNS PLAQUE BLUE; SO HE CAN BRUSH 00:27:58 MORE EFFECTIVELY. SAM, NICE WORK. 00:28:01 LISTERE AGENT COOL BLUE FOR KIDS. 00:28:42 DODGE RAM -- THE LONGEST-LASTING, 00:28:44 MOST DURABLE LINE OF FULL-SIZE PICKUPS. 00:28:46 ( crash ) ( crash ) 00:28:49 ( crash ) NOW GET UP TO $5,000 00:28:51 CASH ALLOWANCE... ON DODGE RAM 1500. 00:28:55 DISCOVER AMERICA'S HOTTEST PRODUCTS AT YOUR DODGE DEALER. 00:29:12 >> Dave: ALL RIGHTY THEN. OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED 00:29:16 SIPGER SONGWRITER WHOSE CURRENT K DR. -- I HAVE A COPY 00:29:19 OF IT RIGHT HERE-- IS ENTITLED THE ELUTION OF ROBIN THICKE. 00:29:24 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE HE IS, ROBIN THICKE. 00:29:37 >> OH BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:29:50 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:29:56 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU BABY TELL ME HOW YOU LOVE ME MORE 00:30:04 AND HOW YOU THINK I'M SEXY, BABY THAT YOU DON'T WANT NOBODY 00:30:06 ELSE YOU DON'T WANT THIS GUY 00:30:09 YOU DON'T WANT THAT GUY YOU WANNA 00:30:13 TOUCH YOURSELF WHEN YOU SEE ME TELL ME H YOU LOVE MY BODY 00:30:17 AND HOW I MAKE YOU FEEL, BABY YOU WANNA ROLL WITH ME 00:30:21 YOU WANNA HOLD WITH ME YOU WANNA STAY WARM 00:30:23 AND GET OUT OF THE COLD WITH ME 00:30:26 I JUST LOVE TO HEAR YOU SAY IT IT MAKES A MAN FEEL GOOD, BABY 00:30:31 TELL ME YOU DEPEND ON ME I NEED TO HEAR IT 00:30:34 I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU CAN'T HELP MYSELF 00:30:40 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY 00:30:46 I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU CAN'T HELP MYSELF 00:30:51 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY 00:31:00 BABY, YOU'RE THE PERFECT SHAPE BABY, YOU'RE THE PERFECT WEIGHT 00:31:05 TREAT ME LIKE MY BIRTHDAY I WANT IT THIS WAY 00:31:08 I WANT IT THAT WAY I WANT IT 00:31:11 TELL ME YOU DON'T WANT ME TO STOP 00:31:13 TELL ME IT WOULD BREAK YOUR HEART 00:31:16 THAT YOU LOVE ME AND ALL MY DIRTY 00:31:19 YOU WANNA ROLL WITH ME YOU WANNA HOLD WITH ME 00:31:31 I JUST LOVE TO HEAR YOU SAY IT MAKES A MAN FEEL GOOD 00:31:33 BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:31:36 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:31:40 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:31:45 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:31:50 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY 'CAUSE YOU WILL TELL ME 00:32:00 EVERY MORNING OH YEAH 00:32:17 OH BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:32:23 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:32:28 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY. CAN'T HELP MYSELF 00:32:38 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT I LOVYOU, BABY 00:32:46 LOST WITHOUT YOU LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:32:48 LOST WITHOUT YOU LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:32:52 LOST WITHOUT YOU OH 00:33:07 >> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD TO HAVE YOU. 00:33:08 HOW IS YOUR FATHER DOING? GOOD, TELL HIM I SAID HELLO. 00:33:13 ROBIN THICKE, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
Late Show with David Letterman : Senator John McCain Announces Candidacy
[Late Show with David Letterman : Senator John McCain Announces Candidacy] [NEW YORK, NY USA] Late Show with David Letterman: Senator John McCain Announces he will announce his Candidacy for President of the United States in April. 00:00:12 McCain says he will announce his campaign for President in April 2007 / Campaign 2008. 23:35:21 ( BAND PLAYING "LATE SHOW" THEME ) 23:35:25 >> FROM NEW YORK, THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD, 23:35:26 IT'S THE "LATE SHOW" WITH DAVID LETTERMAN. 23:35:30 TOGHT... PLUS PAUL SHAFFER AND THE 23:35:41 CBS ORCHESTRA. AND NOW, WEEPY FLORIDA JUDGE 23:35:53 DAVID LETTERMAN. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 23:36:05 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING 23:36:06 "LATE SHOW" THEME ) >> Dave: THANK Y VERY MUCH. 23:36:23 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HOW NY OF YOU FOLKS WERE 23:36:33 AFFECTED BY THE BIG STOCK MARKET PLUNGE YESTERDAY? 23:36:37 400 POINT, THE STOCK MARKET DROPPED 400 POINTS YESTERDAY. 23:36:40 BIG CORPORATIONS WERE REALLY REALLY AFFECTED BY IT. 23:36:42 AS A MATTER OF FACT, TACO BELL HAD TO LAY OFF 200 RATS. 23:36:51 AND THEN THEY FIRED THEIR CAT. THE MARKET DROPS 400 POINTS 23:36:55 AND TODAY OUT OF HABIT JET BLUE APOLOGIZED. 23:36:58 ( APPLAUSE ) I FEEL PRETTY SMUG BECAUSE I 23:37:11 DID NOT GET HURT WHEN THE MARKET PLUNGED. 23:37:13 MY ACCOUNT, BLESS HIS HEART, HAS ALL HIS MONEY IN ASTRONAUT 23:37:17 DIAPERS. ( APPLAUSE ) 23:37:26 I WAS LOOKING AT THE PAPER YESTERDAY. 23:37:28 APPARENTLY EVERYBODY ON WALL STREET YESTERDAY LOST A LOT OF 23:37:30 MONEY. EVERYBODY LOST, EXCEPT FOR 23:37:33 SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON, EVERYBODY BUT MARTHA STEWART. 23:37:50 ANY DOG OWNERS HERE? ( APAUSE ) 23:37:54 ANY DOGS? DO WE HAVE DOGS HERE TOO? 23:37:57 IN NEW JERSEY, THEY PASSED A LAW YOUR DOG CANNOT BARK FOR 23:38:00 MORE THAN HALF AN HOUR. YOUR DOG CANNOT BARKOR MORE 23:38:04 THAN HALF AN HOUR OR THEY ARREST HIM AND TAKE HIM 23:38:06 DOWNTOWN. AND I'M THINKING IF YOU REAY 23:38:09 WANT TO CUT DOWN ON IRRITATING DISTURBANCES HOW ABOUT 23:38:13 LIMITING "THE VIEW" TO HALF AN HOUR. 23:38:17 >> Paul: LOOK OUT. WATCH IT. 23:38:25 THE GUY WHO DIRECTED THE TITANIC MOVIE, THE FILM 23:38:28 DIRECTOR? LISTEN TO THIS. 23:38:29 HE CLAIMS HE'S FOUND THE TOMB OF JESUS CHRIST. 23:38:32 I JUST HOPE THIS DOESN'T LEAD TO A COURT BATTLE IN FLORIDA. 23:38:35 THAT'S ALL. I THINK THIS JAMES CAMERON, I 23:38:45 GUESS HE'S A TREMENDOUS DIRECTOR, ACADEMY AWARD 23:38:47 DIRECTOR. I WONDER IF HE MIGHT BE, I 23:38:49 DON'T KNOW, JUST DESTABILIZED. HE CLAIMS HE FOUND A CLOCK 23:38:58 THAT'S ALSO A RADIO. HAVE YOU HEARD THIS? 23:39:05 ( APPLAUSE ) HEY, IS WEDNESDAY. 23:39:07 WHAT DO YOU.... >> Paul: VERY GOOD. 23:39:13 >> Dave: JAMES CAMERON THINKS HE FOUND THE TOMB OF JESUS 23:39:16 CHRIST. WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THEY 23:39:19 FOUND JESUS BEFORE BIN LADEN? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 23:39:22 WHAT? ( APPLAUSE ) 23:39:24 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PAUL SHAFFER. 23:39:26 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 23:39:43 PAUL SHAFFER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 23:39:51 HERE TONIGHT WE HAVE SENATOR JOHN McCAIN FROM ARIZONA IS ON 23:39:53 THE PROGRAM THIS EVENING. ( APPLAUSE ) 23:40:02 PEOPLE SAY THAT HE MAY BE A CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT AND 23:40:04 MAY NOT BE A CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT. 23:40:05 EITHER WAY WE'RE LUCKY TO HAVE HIM AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF OUR 23:40:08 GREAT LAND AND A TREMENDOUS SERVICE TO OUR COUNTRY. 23:40:10 HE'LL BE HERE TONIGHT. WE'LL TRY TO SQUIRREL IT UP 23:40:14 AND SEE IF WE CAN'T GET HIM TO ADMIT HE'S GOING TO RUN FOR 23:40:17 PRESIDENT. GOING TO ADMIT FOR RUNNING... 23:40:18 ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME. I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. 23:40:21 I WAS TRYING TO KEEP IT A SECRET BUT YOU GOT ME. 23:40:24 >> Paul: THESE DAYS WHO WOULD ADMIT IT? 23:40:26 >> Dave: ALSO OUR FRIEND ANDY KINDLER IS ON THE PROGRAM. 23:40:31 VERY FUNNY GENTLEMAN. AND ROBIN THICKE. 23:40:40 THAT REALLY DOESN'T TELL US MUCH ABOUT THE GUY. 23:40:43 TURN IT AROUND. THERE YOU VE IT THERE. 23:40:45 >> Paul: THAT TELLS YOU A LOT OF WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW. 23:40:50 RIGHT THERE. >> Dave: I JUST WANT TO WARN 23:40:52 TOURISTS AND ALSO LOCAL RESIDENTS AS WELL THERE'S A 23:40:54 CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF COUNTERFEIT MONEY IN 23:40:56 CIRCULATION. ARE YOU AWARE O THIS? 23:40:59 IT'S LIKE HALF A MILLION DOLLARS OF COUNTERFEIT MONEY 23:41:02 SO BE VERY, VERY CAREFUL BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU GO INTO 23:41:04 A STORE AND YOU'LL MAKE A PURCHASE, YOU SEE, YOU GIVE 23:41:07 THEM YOUR MONEY AND IN RETURN YOU GET THE COUNTERFEIT MONEY. 23:41:10 YOU WON'T REALIZE THIS UNTIL YOU'RE BACK IN THE HOTEL ROOM 23:41:14 PAYING THE ESCORT LADY. HERE'S A COUPLE OF THINGS TO 23:41:33 LOOK FOR. THE ONE RIGHT THERE IT'S OUT 23:41:35 OF FOCUS. DOWN HERE SOME OF THE SHADING, 23:41:38 SEE HOW THAT KIND OF EVAPORATES? 23:41:40 ALSO THE REAL KEY IN THE MIDDLE, YEAH, IN THE MIDDLE IS 23:41:46 THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. 23:41:48 IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THESE... YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE 23:41:57 SAYING THAT FIDEL CASTRO IS MUCH BETTER. 23:41:59 REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS ILL AND EVERYBODY THOUGHT IT WAS 23:42:01 LIGHTS OUT FOR FIDEL? APPARENTLY HE'S DOING MUCH 23:42:04 MUCH BETTER. AND AS A MATTER OF FACT THE 23:42:05 PROVE TO HIS SUPPORTERS THAT HE'S DOING JUST FINE, HE 23:42:08 CALLED HUGO CHAVEZ, THE PRESIDENT OF VENEZUELA, WHO IS 23:42:11 HIS OWN SPECIAL KIND OF WHACK JOB HAS A RADIO SHOW AND TO 23:42:22 PROVE TO HIS LOYAL SUPPORTERS FIDEL CASTRO YESTERDAY CALLED 23:42:25 IN TO HUGO CHAVEZ'S RADIO SHOW. 23:42:27 WE HAVE A CLIP. HERE NOW IS FIDEL CASTRO 23:42:32 CALLING HUGO CHAVEZ. TAKE A LOOK LISTEN TO THIS. 23:42:39 >> HEY, HUGO, MY MAN IT'S FIDEL. 23:42:42 I CAN'T TALK LONG BECAUSE I HAVE TO GET A SPONGE BATH. 23:42:45 I WANT TO WISH YOU A HAPPY WHIP 'EM OUT WEDNESDAY. 23:42:53 AND PLAY MY HUMP MY HUMP, MY HUMP, MY HUMP 23:43:00 >> Dave: A LOT OF EFFORT WENT INTO THAT ANYWAY. 23:43:09 WE HAVE A BRAND NEW SEGMENT ON THIS PROGRAM. 23:43:11 THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE DONE THAT. 23:43:13 IS THAT RIGHT? IT'S CALLED A MESSAGE FROM 23:43:15 FIRST LADY LAURA BUSH. A MESSAGE NOW FROM FIRST LADY 23:43:18 LAURA BUSH. TAKE A LOOK. 23:43:25 >> I UNDERSTAND HOW THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FEEL. 23:43:27 THE GEORGE IS REALLY REALLY A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT. 23:43:36 WOW. HE'S NOT RUNNING FOR 23:43:47 RE-ELECTION. I GUESS THAT'S THE KIND OF 23:43:48 THING SHE CAN SAY. BOY, IS MY FACE RED. 23:43:51 I DON'T KNOW WHY MY FACE IS RED. 23:43:53 IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THAT IT'S TIME FOR GREAT MOMENTS IN 23:43:55 PRESIDENTIAL SPEECHES. HERE, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 23:44:00 (HAIL TO THE CHIEF) >> THAT THE ONLY THING WE HAVE 23:44:04 TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF. >> ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY 23:44:12 CAN DO FOR YOU. ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR 23:44:15 COUNTRY. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 23:44:37 SAY HELLO TO OUR GOOD FRIEND ANDY KINDLER. 23:44:41 COME ON OUT, ANDY. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, MY FRIEND? 23:44:51 >> EVERYBODY IS GOOD. VERY EXCITED. 23:44:54 ALL MY STUFF IS SHOWING UP ON YOU-TUBE. 23:44:56 >> Dave: INDIVIDUAL... VIDEOTAPES HERE. 23:45:01 >> WHICH I'M SURE HAVE ALL BEEN CLEARED THROUGH LEGAL. 23:45:03 THEN ALSO LIKE PEOPLE WILL COME TO A CLUB, THIS GUY CAME 23:45:07 TO A CLUB. I GUESS HE FILMED ME AND PUT A 23:45:10 COUPLE OF MINUTES OF MY ACT. >> Dave: THAT'S GREAT. 23:45:12 >> THEN PEOPLE COMMENT ABOUT IT. 23:45:13 THEY'RE INSANE LIKE THIS ONE GUY COMMENTS GREAT QUALITY. 23:45:16 GREAT VIDEO QUALITY. LIKE I PLANNED FOR THE GUY TO 23:45:19 COME TO THE CLUB, LIKE... LET ME DO A THREE CELL PHONE 23:45:24 CAMERA SHOOT. I'VE GOT THE LIGHTS. 23:45:26 LET ME BRING IN PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW. 23:45:28 THEN SOMEONE ELSE WRITES IN, DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB, THEY 23:45:31 SAY. STAND-UP IS MY DAY JOB. 23:45:35 >> Dave: WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT? 23:45:37 >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH I WANT SAY TO THAT PERSON. 23:45:39 I WILL CONTINUE DOING IT. >> Dave: DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE 23:45:42 THE ACADEMY AWARDS. >> VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTING. 23:45:45 MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF THE YEAR GOT SHUT OUT. 23:45:48 >> Dave: WHAT WAS THAT? >> LITTLE MAN. 23:45:52 FIRST OF ALL DO YOU THINK THERE'S A MOVIE IDEA TERRIBLE 23:45:54 ENOUGH THAT EVEN THE WAYNES BROTHERS WOULDN'T TURN IT INTO 23:45:58 A MOVIE. YOUR PRINTER COULD BREAK. 23:46:00 YOU COULD SEND 150 BLANK PAGES OVER TO THEM BY MISTAKE AND 23:46:03 CALL THEM UP AND APOLOGIZE. THEY WOULD SAY WE LOVE IT. 23:46:09 A LOT OF ROOM FOR IMPROV. LITTLE MAN. 23:46:14 THERE'S A FACE PROJECTED ON A LITTLE PERSON FOR LIKE FOUR 23:46:17 HOURS LONG AND YOU SEE IT ON DVD WITH A COMMENTARY TRACK. 23:46:21 MY IDEA WOULD BE BIG BABY. THIS IS A BABY FACE THAT 23:46:24 PROJECTED ON A TALL PERSON. THE HOME MOVIE THEY WALK UP TO 23:46:29 YOU AND CAN I HELP YOU, SIR? (CRYING) TO THE RESTAURANT, 23:46:36 CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? (CRYING) THEN IF THAT WORKS 23:46:41 OUT. >> Dave: WHY WOULDN'T IT? 23:46:42 >> THEN I GOT MARLIN WAYNE'S FACE PROJECTED ON A DOZEN 23:46:48 EGGS. THE REFRIGEROR JUST GOT 23:46:51 FUNNY. IT'S A KITCHEN FULL OF LAUGHS 23:46:53 WHEN MARVIN WAYNE PLAYS A DOZEN HILARIOUS EGGS. 23:46:59 >> Dave: NOW, LISTEN IN THE PAST ANDY YOU'VE BEEN TO U.S. 23:47:03 MARSHAL'S TRAINING ACADEMY IN GEORGIA. 23:47:05 YOU'VE BEEN TO THE PLAYBOY CLUB IN LAS VEGAS. 23:47:07 >> THAT WAS A HARD JOB FOR ME. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE 23:47:13 GUTTER. >> Dave: SPACE CAMP IN 23:47:15 HUNTSVILLE ALABAMA. YOU WERE AT A RODEO IN SISTERS 23:47:18 OREGON. WENT ON UNCLAIMED BAGGAGE 23:47:20 CENTER IN ALABAMA. >> FOR MY OWN LUGGAGE. 23:47:22 >> Dave: SUPER BOWL IN FEBRUARY 2006. 23:47:24 >> REMEMBER THAT. >> Dave: TELL THE FOLKS WHAT 23:47:27 EAR GOING TO LOOK AT TONIGHT. >> WE WENT AROUND MANHATTAN TO 23:47:30 HARASS SIDE KICKS AND PALM READERS AND ASTROLOGERS. 23:47:34 >> Dave: QUITE A BIG BUSINESS IN NEW YORK CITY. 23:47:36 >> THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE. MIND READERS AND PEOPLE READ 23:47:39 MINDS AS WELL. WE BASICALLY TRY TO BOTHER 23:47:42 THEM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND ANNOY THEM. 23:47:45 >> Dave: HERE IS ANDY KINDLER VISITING NEW YORK CITY PSYCHE 23:47:48 ICKES. TAKE A LOOK. 23:47:49 >> TELL ME WHAT YOU DO, ANNA. >> ALL RIGHT. 23:47:52 I AM A TAROT CARD READER. I'D LIKE YOU TO CUT THE CARDS 23:47:58 IN THREE PILES. >> THERE YOU GO. 23:48:02 >> ALL RIGHT. NOW WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE 23:48:07 CARDS BACK ANYWAY LIKE. >> IF YOU HAD WANTED ME TO DO 23:48:09 THAT, I WOULDN'T HAVE CUT THEM IN THREE PARTS. 23:48:12 IF WE'RE JUST GOING TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER. 23:48:15 IF I SAID THE WORD BE-DAZZLER TO YOU. 23:48:18 WOULD THAT RG A BELL AT ALL? >> NOT REALLY. 23:48:29 >> ARE YOU ABLE TO CONTACT THE DEAD? 23:48:32 >> YES, I AM. >> CAN WE TRY AND CONTACT JIM 23:48:35 NEIGHBORS. >> WHO IS THAT? 23:48:36 >> HE'S A FAMOUS SINGER. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN. 23:48:41 MAYBE HE KNOWS WHO GOMER PYLE IS. 23:48:46 >> HE SEEMS TO BE VERY CONTENT WITH THE WAY HIS LIFE IS YOU 23:48:51 HAVE A SPIRITUAL CONNECTION WITH YOU. 23:48:53 >> THAT'S TRUE. I CAN'T LIE ABOUT THAT. 23:48:58 >> YOU KNOW, THEY SAY ASTROLOGY IS THE CLOCK OF 23:49:03 DESTY. >> I HAVE A POSTER THAT SAYS 23:49:05 THAT. >> I GOT IT FROM THAT. 23:49:08 >> I THOUGHT IT WAS ORIGINAL. >> I'M HERE WITH ROGER. 23:49:14 ROGER, YOU ARE A MALE WITCH. IS THAT CORRECT? 23:49:16 >> I AM, YES. >> WHY IS WARLOCK SO OUT OF 23:49:19 FAVOR? WHEN SOMEONE IS TORTURED FOR 23:49:22 BEING A WITCH AS THEY USED TO DO ALL THE TIME, WOMEN'S 23:49:26 BODIES ARE MADE TO WITHSTAND MORE PAIN. 23:49:28 MEN'S BODIES USUALLY CAN'T TAKE AS MUCH PAIN. 23:49:33 SO THERE WAS A COVEN IF THERE WAS A COVENITH THE OTHER 23:49:38 WITCHES DO. >> DO YOU EVER WISH YOU HADN'T 23:49:43 ASKED A QUESTION SOMETIMES OR MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T BRING UP A 23:49:46 TOPIC? >> IF YOU READ COFFEE LATE AT 23:49:51 NIGHT DO YOU FIND IT'S HARD TO GET TO SLEEP. 23:49:53 >> NO. >> DO YOU EVER FIND THAT 23:49:55 YOU'RE CRANKY IN THE MORNING BEFORE YOU GIVE YOUR FIRST CUP 23:49:58 OF COFFEE READING? >> NO, ACTUALLY I DO WAKE UP 23:50:01 VERY HAPPY. >> IN THE SUMMER DO YOU READ 23:50:03 ICE COFFEE AT ALL? WILL YOU LAUGH AT ONE OF MY 23:50:08 JOKES GIVE ME A CHUCKLE? SHE HAS THE AMAZING ABILITY TO 23:50:12 MAKE PREDICTIONS FROM WHAT'S LEFT IN THE BOTTOM OF A COFFEE 23:50:15 CUP. WOULD YOU SAY WHAT YOU DO IS 23:50:19 MORE BULL (BEEP NCHL (OR HORSE (BEEP). 23:50:24 DURING MY READING WITH ANAH, THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED. 23:50:27 I WAS DEALT THE DREADED DEATH CARD. 23:50:31 IF I DIE, YOU ARE LIBEL. I CAME IN HERE AND I WAS 23:50:36 REALLY FINE. I FELT GOOD. 23:50:38 I GET A DEATH CARD. ALL OF A SUDDEN IT'S A 23:50:41 SUGGESTION LIKE A HYPNOSIS. >> I DON'T SEE.... 23:50:43 >> I HOPE YOU HAVE TAROT INSURANCE. 23:50:48 I'M SURE YOU'RE VERY FAMILIAR WITH LOVE OILS. 23:50:50 I MAKE A LOVE OILS. WHICH I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE ON 23:50:53 . I'VE BEEN MAKING THIS LOVE OIL 23:50:55 SINCE I WAS 12 YEARS OLD. >> WHEN YOU USE ROGER'S LOVE 23:51:10 OIL, YOU'LL FEEL THAT TINGLE IN YOUR PANTS THAT MAKES YOU 23:51:13 THAT IT'S WORKING. CAN YOU PREDICT HOW THIS 23:51:18 COMEDY PIECE WILL END? WILL I GET A HUGE LAUGH? 23:51:32 >> NO. >> Dave: VERY NICE, ANDY. 23:51:44 WAIT A MINUTE. MARCH 9 ANDY KINDLER WILL BE 23:51:50 HOSTING LIVE AT GOTHAM FOR COMEDY CENTRAL. 23:51:52 >> SOUS GOOD. >> Dave: LOOKING FORWARD TO 23:51:53 THAT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, ANDY 23:51:57 KINDLER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 23:51:59 SENATOR JO McCAIN, EVERYBODY. 23:52:03 SPEND LESS TIME LYING AWAKE... 23:52:06 WITH ANNOYING ACHES AND PAINS... 23:52:08 AND MORE TIME ASLEEP... WHEN YOU SWITCH 23:52:10 FROM TYLENOL PM... TO ADVIL PM. 23:52:14 ADVIL PM. LESS TIME LYING AWAKE. 23:52:16 MORE TIME ASLEEP. I'M FIGHTING A COLD... 23:52:20 BUT I'VE GOT MY FIRST FIGHT TODAY. 23:52:23 I WANT ADVIL COLD & SINUS. WITH THE POWER OF ADVIL... 23:52:27 PLUS A HARD-HITTING DECONGESTANT. 23:52:28 THAT'S THE POWER OF ADVIL COLD & SINUS. 23:52:31 NOW AVAILABLE AT YOUR PHARMACY COUNTER. 23:52:33 TRUCK GUYS WILL TELL YOU TAKING OFF FROM A DEAD STOP 23:52:35 WITH 10,000 LBS AIN'T NO PICNIC. 23:52:41 SO THIS HALF-TON'S GOT THE MOST TORQUE, 23:52:44 A SIX-SPEED TRANNY WITH TOW/HAUL MODE... 23:52:49 AND FOUR OVERSIZED DISC BRAKES. 23:52:52 BECAUSE STOPPING 10,000 LBS... 23:52:54 tires squeal ) AIN'T NO PICNIC EITHER. 23:52:58 AVAILABLE ON THE ALL NEW FULL-SIZE TUNDRA-- 23:53:01 THE TRUCK THAT'S CHANGING IT ALL. 23:55:28 HERE'S TONIGHT'S TOP TEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 23:55:41 YESTERDAY THE STOCK MARKET'S WORST DAY IN FIVE-AND-A-HALF 23:55:43 YEARS. THE DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL 23:55:46 AVERAGE DROPPED 416 POINTS COSTING INVESTORS $600 23:55:51 BILLION! OUCH! 23:55:53 >> Paul: I GOT THAT ON ME. >> Dave: THE CATEGORY TONIGHT 23:55:59 TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD STOCKBROKER. 23:56:01 KIND OF THING YOU WANT TO BE MINDFUL WHEN YOU LOSE $600 23:56:05 BILLION. >> Paul: I WOULD SAY. 23:56:15 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? THAT MEANS NOTHING. 23:56:37 WAIT A MINUTE. THEN HIS PANTS GO DOWN. 23:56:39 THEN HIS PANTS GO DOWN. INEXPLICABLY HIS PANTS GO 23:56:43 DOWN. WHO'SOT A BAD STOCKBROKER? 23:57:30 >> Dave: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A 23:57:35 DECORATED WAR HERO, A BEST SELLING AUTHOR AND YOUR 23:57:37 SENATOR FROM... SENIOR SENATOR FROM THE GREAT STATE OF 23:57:41 ARIZONA. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SENATOR 23:57:42 JOHN McCAIN. JOHN, COME ON OUT. 23:57:44 ( APPLAUSE ) GOOD TO SEE YOU, JOHN. 23:58:02 >> GLAD TO SEE YOU, DAVE. >> Dave: YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HERE 23:58:04 IN SIX MONTHS, EIGHT MONTHS, A YEAR, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 23:58:07 >> SEEMS LIKE FOREVER. >> Dave: BLESS YOUR HEART. 23:58:10 YOU HAD A BIRTHDAY. >> Paul: SENATOR, NICE TO SEE 23:58:12 YOU, SIR. >> NICE TO SEE YOU, SIR. 23:58:15 >> Dave: HE HAD A BIRDAY. >> TRAGICALLY. 23:58:17 >> Dave: NO, NO, NO. IT WAS A LANDMARK. 23:58:19 ONE OF THE BIG BIRTHDAYS. >> YEP, I'M OLDER THAN DIRT. 23:58:22 I'VE GOT MORE SCARS THAN FRANKENSTEIN. 23:58:25 I'VE SEEN A FEW THINGS. >> Dave: YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS.... 23:58:28 >> AUGUST 29. >> Dave: 70 YEARS OLD. 23:58:30 >> SHHH. DO WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 23:58:33 >> Dave: SORRY ABOUT THAT. HOW DID YOU COMMEMORATE THAT 23:58:36 DAY? WHAT DID YOU DO? 23:58:37 >> CRIED. ACTUALLY, I SLEPT LIKE A BABY. 23:58:42 SLEEP TWO HOURS, WAKE UP AND CRY. 23:58:44 SLEEP TWO HOURS, WAKE UP AND CRY. 23:58:51 >> Dave: YOU COULD DO A LITTLE WORK ON THE TOP TEN. 23:58:57 >> I GUESS YOU'VE BEEN WONDERING WHAT WE'RE DOING IN 23:58:59 THE UNITED STATES SENATE. >> Dave: NO, I WANT TO KNOW 23:59:01 WHAT YOU DID ON YOUR BIRTHDAY. >> I TRIED NOT TO THINK ABOUT 23:59:05 IT. >> Dave: DO YOU HAVE ANY 23:59:06 SPECIAL ACTIVITIES? DID YOU GO ANY PLACE? 23:59:08 >> NO. JUST TIME WITH MY WIFE CINDY 23:59:10 AND ACCEPT CALLS OF CONDOLENCES FROM ALL OVER. 23:59:17 AND A FEW, YOU KNOW, ARE YOU STILL AROUND? 23:59:20 >> Dave: WELL, GOOD. YOU KNOW WHAT? 23:59:22 I THINK WE'LL JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT HERE THEN. 23:59:26 HOW ARE THINGS IN THE SENATE THESE DAYS, SENATOR? 23:59:31 >> Paul: WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT. 23:59:33 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Dave: BEFORE WE GET TO THAT, 23:59:36 WHAT ABOUT THIS? HERE'S WHAT WE REALLY WANT IS 23:59:39 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN GOSSIP AND DIRT AND BACK STABBING AND 23:59:42 THE DEMOCRATS NOW ARE IN A POSITION WRE THEY COULD COME 23:59:45 IN AND REALLY MAKE HAY. ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HAVE A 23:59:49 LIKABLE YOUNG NEWCOMER, BARACK OBAMA AND YOU HAVE HILLARY 23:59:52 CLINTON. >> VERY ATTRACTIVE YOUNG 23:59:56 WOMAN. >> Dave: SUDDENLY THERE'S A 23:59:58 FEUD BECAUSE THE BIG MONEY FROM HOLLYWOOD HAS SEEMED TO 00:00:01 HAVE SHIFTED FROM HILLARY TO BARACK OBAMA. 00:00:04 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT AND WHAT CAN YOUELL US ABOUT 00:00:06 THAT? >> I'VE NEVER HAD TO WORRY TOO 00:00:07 MUCH ABOUT THAT MYSELF. IT SEEMS THAT ACCORDING TO 00:00:14 SOME REPORTS THAT SOME PEOPLE THAT USED TO BE FRIENDS OF THE 00:00:18 FORMER PRESIDENT AND SENATOR CLINTON ARE NO LONGER THEIR 00:00:22 FRIENDS TO SAY THE LEAST. >> Dave: WHY IS THAT? 00:00:24 BECAUSE THEY FEEL THAT THERE'S A CERTAIN ENCUMBRANCE WITH THE 00:00:28 CLINTON NAME. AND THAT BARACK OBAMA DOES NOT 00:00:31 HAVE TO SUFFER. >> WELL, WE'VE HAD EITHER... 00:00:35 SERIOUSLY WE HAVE HAD A BUSH OR A CLINTON IN THE PRESIDENCY 00:00:38 OR VICE PRESIDENCY SINCE, I BELIEVE, 1988. 00:00:40 THAT'S A LONG TIME. PEOPLE START THINKING ABOUT 00:00:44 DYNASTIES. WE'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD SCOTCH- 00:01:02 >> Dave: AS A POSSIBLE CANDIDATE. 00:01:04 QUITE A FEW PEOPLE ARE ANNOUNCING AND SOME ARE 00:01:08 ANNOUNCED AND DROPPED OUT. >> THE LAST TIME WE WERE ON 00:01:12 THIS PROGRAM, I'M SURE YOU REMEMBER EVERYTHING VERY 00:01:14 CLEARLY. >> Dave: YES. 00:01:15 >> AS WE SAY. BUT YOU ASKED ME IF I WOULD 00:01:17 COME BACK ON THIS SHOW IF I WAS GOING TO ANNOUNCE. 00:01:20 >> Dave: YES. >> I AM ANNOUNCE THAT I WILL 00:01:22 BE A CDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 00:01:25 >> Dave: OH, WOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 00:01:31 GOOD FOR YOU. WOW. 00:01:47 A VERY POPULAR ANNOUNCEMENT. >> CAN WE TRY THAT AGAIN 00:01:52 (SINGING "HAIL TO THE CHIEF") HAIL TO THE CHIEF 00:02:00 >> Dave: HOW ABOUT THAT? >> GOOD JOB. 00:02:02 >> Dave: NOW, FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS AND WHAT WERE 00:02:06 THE FACTORS LEADING TO THIS DECISION? 00:02:09 >> I THINK TO BE ON THIS SHOW WAS THE FIRST REASON. 00:02:15 >> Dave: WELL, GOOD. ( APPLAUSE ) 00:02:22 SO YOUR PRIORITIES ARE IN THE RIGHT SPOT. 00:02:24 >> YOU CAN'T DO THESE THINGS WITHOUT MONEY. 00:02:26 I WILL TAKE THAT COUNTERFEIT MONEY THAT YOU HAD EARLIER. 00:02:31 >> Dave: WE'VE GOT A SHOEBOX FULL OF THAT. 00:02:35 LET'S TALK ABOUT SOME OF THE OTHER REPUBLICANS IN THE 00:02:38 FIELD. WHAT ABOUT RUDY GIULIANI? 00:02:40 HE'S IN, RIGHT? ALTHOUGH IT DOESN'T SEEM TO 00:02:43 HAVE BEEN AS DEFINITIVE AS WHAT YOU JUST SAID. 00:02:45 HE'S IN. >> BY THE WAY I'LL BE MAKING A 00:02:48 FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT IN APRIL. >> Dave: THIS IS NOT THE 00:02:50 FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT. >> THIS IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:02:52 YOU DRAG THIS OUT AS LONG AS YOU CAN. 00:02:55 YOU DON'T JUST HAVE ONE RENDITION. 00:02:57 >> Dave: YOU'RE SAYING THIS WAS NOT THE FORMAL 00:03:00 ANNOUNCEMENT. >> THIS IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT 00:03:02 PRECEDING THE FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:03:03 >> Dave: HOW DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME FEEL? 00:03:05 >> YOU WERE FIRST. >> Paul: HE'S DOING THE FORMAL 00:03:10 ANNOUNCEMENT ON LENO. >> Dave: YEAH, WHAT ABOUT 00:03:16 THAT? THANKS, PAUL. 00:03:25 NICE GOING. I APPRECIATE IT. 00:03:28 >> YOU LIKE YOUR JOP ANYWAY, SO.... 00:03:33 >> Dave: LET'S RUN DOWN THE FIELD. 00:03:34 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT FORMER MAYOR GIULIANI. 00:03:38 >> AN AMERICAN HERO. >> Dave: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT 00:03:41 RUNNING FOR THE NOMINATION AGAINST THAT MAN. 00:03:42 >> I THINK HE'S GOING TO BE A VERY FORMIDABLE CANNED 00:03:46 CANDIDATE. I THINK HE RALLIED THE NATION 00:03:49 AFTER 9/11. I THINK THE AUDIENCE WOULD 00:03:50 AGREE WITH THAT. I THINK HE'S AN AMERICAN HERO. 00:03:52 >> Dave: ABSOLUTELY. EVEN WITH A SUBSTANTIAL 00:03:59 OPPONENT LIKE THAT, YOU STILL LIKE YOUR CHANCES OBVIOUSLY. 00:04:01 >> YES. >> Dave: AND DO WE EVER SEE.... 00:04:07 >> AFTER THAT DESCRIPTION OF HIM I'M NOT SO SURE. 00:04:10 MAYBE I SHOULD RETRACT MY ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:04:13 >> Dave: AND WHAT ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY PRESIDENT AND THE 00:04:16 VICE PRESIDENT THAT KIND OF THING. 00:04:17 DO YOU DIVIDE THAT SORT OF DEAL UP? 00:04:19 YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN SPLITTING THAT. 00:04:21 >> YOU MAY REMEMBER IN THE LAST ELECTION THERE WAS SOME 00:04:24 CONVERSATION ABOUT ME BEING VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED 00:04:26 STATES. IT WASN'T CLEAR WHICH PARTY. 00:04:30 AND I WAS ON ONE OF THE SHOWS AND THE GUY SAID, "WHAT'S THIS 00:04:33 ABOUT YOU BEING VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?" 00:04:35 I SAID I SPENT ALL THESE YEARS IN A NORTH VIETNAMESERISON 00:04:40 CAMP, KEPT IN THE DARK, FED SCRAPS, WHY THE HECK WOULD I 00:04:43 WANT TO DO THAT ALL OVER AGAIN? 00:04:47 >> Dave: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 00:04:50 SENATOR JOHN McCAIN. DODGE RAM -- 00:04:57 IT'S GOT A LEGENDARY HEMI V8... WITH 345 HORSEPOWER, 00:05:02 AN ALL-NEW, 6.7-LITER CUMMINS TURBO DIESEL... 00:05:05 WITH 650-POUND FEET OF TORQUE, OVER 5,000 POUNDS 00:05:07 PAYLOAD AVAILABLE... OR UP TO 00:05:09 16,900 POUNDS OF TOWING. DODGE RAM -- 00:05:12 THE LONGEST-LASTING, MOST DURABLE LINE 00:05:13 OF FULL-SIZE PICKUPS. NOW, GET UP TO $5,000 00:05:16 CASH ALLOWANCE ON RAM 1500. DISCOVER AMERICA'S HOTTEST 00:05:20 PRODUCTS AT YOUR DODGE DEALER. >> Dave: SENATOR JOHN McCAIN. 00:07:52 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE SITUATION IN IRAQ. 00:07:54 WE HAVEN'T CHATTID WITH YOU SINCE THE PRESIDENTIAL POLICY, 00:07:57 THE TROOP SURGE. I UNDERSTAND, I BELIEVE, THAT 00:08:01 YOU'RE IN FAVOR OF THAT PURSUIT. 00:08:02 IS THAT CORRECT? >> I THINK IT'S REALLY OUR 00:08:05 LAST CHANCE TO SALVAGE A VERY DIFFICULT WAR WHICH HAS BEEN 00:08:09 BADLY MISMANAGED AND WE'VE GOT A VERY GOO GENERAL OVER THERE, 00:08:13 A GUY NAMED GENERAL PETRAEUS. >> Dave: THIS IS A GUY YOU'VE 00:08:19 KNOWN THROUGHOUT YOUR CAREER IN THE SENATE. 00:08:21 >> NO, BUT I'VE KNOWN HIM WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW HE'S REALLY AN 00:08:24 OUTSTANDING GENERAL. GENERALSLONE DON'T DO IT BUT 00:08:28 HE DOES. I THINK WE CAN HOPEFULLY BRING 00:08:31 ABOUT A PERIOD OF STABILITY SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE ECONOMIC AND 00:08:35 POLITICAL DEVELOPMENT AND STOP THIS TERRIBLE BLOODLETTING 00:08:39 WHICH IS, AS YOU KNOW, SECTARIAN VIOLENCE, TRIBLE 00:08:44 THINGS ARE HAPPENING. SHOWING A LITTLE PROGRESS. 00:08:46 LET'S HOPE AND PRAY THAT IT WORKS. 00:08:48 >> Dave: HOW WILL WE KNOW? >> I BELIEVE THAT IT CAN. 00:08:51 >> Dave: WHAT WILL BE THE SIGNS THAT WILL INDICATE THAT 00:08:53 IS WORKING, THAT THERE IS STABILITY AND ECONOMIC 00:08:55 PROGRESS? WHAT WILL BE THOSE INDICATORS? 00:08:57 ARE WE TALKING ABOUT A CEASE-FIRE THROUGHOUT THE 00:08:59 ENTIRE COUNTRY AND THEN ANOTHER SIX MONTHS, ANOTHER 00:09:02 YEAR, ANOTHER TWO YEARS? WHAT? 00:09:03 >> I THINK FIRST YOU'D HAVE TO HAVE A VERY VIABLE GOVERNMENT 00:09:09 THERE, THE MALIKI GOVERNMENT HAS TO HAVE REVENUE SHARING. 00:09:13 THEY HAVE TO HAVE ELECTIONS IN THE PROVINCES. 00:09:16 THERE HAS TO BE A STRONG IRAQI MILITARY TO TAKE OVER OUR 00:09:20 RESPONSIBILITIES. REMEMBER, DAVE, IT'S NOT 00:09:23 AMERICAN PRESENCE THAT BOTHERS AMERICANS. 00:09:27 IT'S AMERICANS CASUALTIES. WE'VE HAD TROOPS IN SOUTH 00:09:31 KOREA FOR 50 YEARS. NOBODY MINDS. 00:09:32 IF WE CAN GET THE IRAQIS MORE CAPABLE OF CARRYING THE BURDEN, 00:09:37 OURS TO WITHDRAW, THEN I THINK WE CAN SET UP AN ENVIRONMENT 00:09:40 WHERE POSSIBLY THESE PEOPLE CAN HAVE A CHANCE. 00:09:44 BUT IT'S A VERY TOUGH THING. YOU SAW EARLIER ABOUT THE 00:09:49 IRANIANS SENDING IN STUFF AND THE LEVEL OF VIOLENCE HIGHER. 00:09:54 BUT THE ONE THING WE ALL AGREE ON IS THE YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN 00:09:58 WHO ARE SERVING ARE MARVELOUS. ( APPLAUSE ) 00:10:10 IN THE SENATE I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU WE SPENT TWO WEEKS 00:10:13 DEBATING A MOTION THAT WAS A VOTE TO CUT OFF DEBATE, TO 00:10:20 MOVE TO A MOTION TO CUT OFF DEBATE SO WE COULD VOTE ON A 00:10:24 MEANINGLESS RESOLUTION. THAT WAS YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT 00:10:27 WORK. >> Dave: THANK YOU. 00:10:28 NICE JOB. >> TWO WEEKS, JUST TWO WEEKS 00:10:32 WE SPENT ON THAT. WHEN YOU SAY TWO WEEKS, THAT'S 00:10:35 TUESDAY THROUGH THURSDAY. >> Dave: OKAY. 00:10:39 SO THE COUNTRY OF IRAQ IS STABILIZED. 00:10:42 THE GOVERNMENT, AS YOU DESCRIBED, IS VIABLE. 00:10:46 THE VIOLENCE IS NOW SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCED. 00:10:48 >> YES. >> Dave: THE NET BENEFIT TO 00:10:50 THE UNITED STATES BEYOND AMERICANS HAVE STOPPED LOSING 00:10:54 THEIR LIVES THERE IS WHAT? >> PROBABLY THAT WE HAVE A 00:11:01 FUNCTIONING DEMOCRACY OR A GOVERNMENT THAT WILL BECOME A 00:11:05 DEMOCRACY, THAT THERE WILL BE OIL REVENUES WHICH WILL THEN 00:11:09 BE USED BY THE IRAQIS TO BUILD UP THEIR OWN COUNTRY AND THAT 00:11:14 MAYBE IT WILL SPREAD IN THE REON. 00:11:16 YOU KNOW, THE ONLY REALLY ONLY TWO DEMOCRACIES, ONE IS ISRAEL 00:11:20 AND THE OTHER IS TURKEY, IN THE WHOLE REGION. 00:11:24 OBVIOUSLY WE'D LIKE TO SEE THAT. 00:11:26 I THINK KNOW WHAT YOU'R GETTING AT. 00:11:28 THAT IS SHOULD WE HAVE GONE IN IN THE FIRST PLACE? 00:11:32 THERE WAS MASSIVE INTELLIGENCE FAILURES AND BOOKS HAVE BEEN 00:11:35 WRITTEN ABOUT THE MISMANAGEMENT OF THE WAR AND I 00:11:38 WOULD RECOMMEND FIASCO OR COBRA 2 OR ONE OF THESE OTHER 00:11:43 BOOKS BUT WE ARE WHERE WE ARE NOW. 00:11:45 WE ARE WHERE WE ARE NOW. RATHER THAN REVIEW ALL THE 00:11:47 PROBLEMS WHAD, IF WE WITHDRAW EARLY WHICH EVERY 00:11:50 EXPERT I KNOW SAYS IT WILL DESCEND INTO CHAOS, SECTARIAN 00:11:54 VIOLENCE AND EVEN GENOCIDE, SO THAT'S WHY WHEN I SAY THIS MAY 00:11:58 BE OUR LAST CHANCE TO SUCCEED BECAUSE AMERICANS ARE VERY 00:12:02 FRUSTRATED AND THEY HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE. 00:12:03 WE'VE WASTED A LOT OF OUR MOST ECIOUS TREASURE WHICH IS 00:12:07 AMERICAN LIVES OVER THERE. >> Dave: AND NOW THERE'S A 00:12:10 DISCUSSION ABOUT, THE INDICATION, PROOF, THAT SOME 00:12:14 OF THESE EXPLOSIVE DEVICES ARE COMING IN AND BEING SET OFF 00:12:17 WITH THE HELP OF IRANIANS AND MORE AND MORE THAT THEY'RE 00:12:21 INSINUATING THEMSELVES INTO THAT CONFLICT. 00:12:24 >> VERY LETHAL. >> Dave: AND ARE WE NOW TO 00:12:26 BELIEVE THAT GROUND WORK IS BEING LAID THERE FOR SOME KIND 00:12:29 OF INCURSION? >> NO, I DON'T THINK ACCEPT 00:12:33 THAT. I THINK IT'S TERRIBLE THAT THE 00:12:37 IRANIANS ARE DOING THIS. WE'VE ALSO GOT ANOTHER PROBLEM 00:12:39 WITH THE IRANIANS AND THAT IS THAT THEY'RE BUILDING NUCLEAR 00:12:43 WEAPONS AS YOU KNOW. THE LATEST INSPECTOR OVER 00:12:46 THERE SAYS THEY ARE NOT STOPPING IT. 00:12:48 WE HAVE TO GET SANCTIONS AND WE'VE GOT TO GET OUR ALLIES TO 00:12:51 JOIN US IN TRYING TO PUT EVERY KIND OF PRESSURE ON THE 00:12:54 IRANIAN GOVERNMENT TO STOP THAT. 00:12:57 SUPPOSE YOU'RE THE PRIME MINISTER OF ISRAEL AND YOUR 00:12:59 INTELLIGEN COMES TO YOU AND SAYS THE IRANIANS HAVE A 00:13:02 NUCLEAR WEAPON. IT'S ON A MISSILE AIMED AT US 00:13:06 AND THEIR PRESIDENT HAS STATED TIME AFTER TIME THAT THEIR 00:13:08 GOAL IS THE EXTINCTION OF THE STATE OF ISRAEL. 00:13:10 THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. AS A COUNTRY AND AS TWO 00:13:13 PARTIES, WE'VEOT TO SIT DOWN TOGETHER AND WORK OUT SOME OF 00:13:17 THESE STRATEGIES TOGETHER IN A BIPARTISAN FASHION. 00:13:20 YOU KNOW, POLITICAL PARTIES DON'T LOSE WARS. 00:13:26 PRESIDENTS DON'T LOSE WARS. NATIONS LOSE WARS. 00:13:29 WHEN NATIONS LOSE WARS, NATIONS SUFFER FROM IT. 00:13:32 SO WE'VE GOT TOO MUCH OF THIS PARTISANSHIP, I THINK WE 00:13:36 SHOULD SIT DOWN AS GROWN-UPS AND TRY TO ADDRESS THIS 00:13:39 PROBLEM WITH IRAN TODAY. >> Dave: AND YOU BELIEVE THAT 00:13:42 WHAT YOU JUST DESCRIBED WITH THE PARTIES YOU DESCRIBED IS 00:13:46 LIKELY? IS POSSIBLE? 00:13:47 >> OH, I THINK SO. I CAN PROMISE YOU IF I'M 00:13:50 PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I WILL REACH OUT MY HAND TO 00:13:52 THE DEMOCRATS ACROSS THE AISLE AND SAY, WE WILL WORK 00:13:56 TOGETHER. WE WILL WORK TOGETHER BECAUSE 00:13:58 THIS IS THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD AND OUR BEST DAYS 00:14:01 ARE AHEAD OF US. BUT WE HAVE TO SHOW A COMMON 00:14:03 FRONT TO THREATS FROM COUNTRIES LIKE IRAN. 00:14:07 >> Dave: I MEAN, YOU DESCRIBE IT IN THOSE TERMS. 00:14:10 IF OUR BEST DAYS ARE AHEAD OF US-- AND WHAT A WONDERFUL 00:14:13 NOTION THAT IS-- IT'S GOING TO TAKE AN AWFUL LOT OF WORK JUST 00:14:16 TO GET BACK TO THE BREAK-EVEN POINT. 00:14:18 DON'T YOU THINK? >> WE HAVE PROBLEMS EVERYWHERE 00:14:21 IN THE WORLD. WE'RE STILL THE MOST POWERFUL, 00:14:24 THE MOST INNOVATIVE, THE FINEST GENERATION OF YOUNG 00:14:31 THE FINEST YOUNG AMERICANS TODAY. 00:14:33 THEY'RE VOLUNTEERING EVERYWHERE. 00:14:34 THEY ARE WORKING IN THEIR COMMUNITIES. 00:14:36 THEY'RE JOINING THE MILITARY, THE PEACE CPS, AMERICORPS. 00:14:39 I HAVE GREAT FAITH IN THIS GENERATION. 00:14:42 YOUNG AMERICANS. >> Dave: I WANT TO ADD 00:14:44 SOMETHING THAT TOM BROKAW SAID ON THIS SHOW MONTHS AND MONTHS 00:14:48 AGO. EVERYBODY FEELS TS WAY OR 00:14:49 SHOULD FEEL THIS WAY. IT'S ABSOLUTELY A 00:14:52 UNIVERSALITY. YOU CAN HATE THE WAR BUT YOU 00:14:54 CAN'T HATE THE WARRIORS. THAT'S JUST EXACTLY WHAT WE'VE 00:14:56 GOT HERE. ( APPLAUSE ) 00:15:05 >> I KNOW THAT WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. 00:15:08 A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, ABOUT THREE WEEKS AGO I WAS DOWN IN 00:15:10 SAN ANTONIO AT THE BROOK ARMY HOSPITAL. 00:15:12 THEY OPENED A REHAB CENTER THAT HAD BEEN PAID FOR BY 00:15:15 DONATIONS BY AMERICANS. 600,000 AMERICANS HAVE PAID 00:15:18 FOR THIS $50 MILLION FACILITY. WE ALL SAT DOWN, THERE WERE 00:15:22 4,000 PEOPLE THERE. SENATOR CLINTON AND I WERE 00:15:24 THERE TOGETHER. THEY SAID LET'S WELCOME OUR 00:15:28 HEROES AND THESE YOUNG PEOPLE CAME OUT WITH THEIR... ON 00:15:31 CRUTCHES AND IN WHEELCHAIRS. SOME BADLY BURNED. 00:15:34 AND EVERY ONE OF THEM WAS BRAVE AND PROUD AND WONDERFUL. 00:15:38 SO WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT POLITICAL AMBITIONS AND OTHER 00:15:41 THINGS IN OUR LIVES, IT PALES IN SIGNIFICANCE AS TO WHAT 00:15:46 THESE BRAVE YOUNG AMERICANS HAVE DONE. 00:15:47 >> Dave: WITHOUT QUESTION. WELL, LITS GOOD TO SEE YOU 00:15:51 AGAIN. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY AND 00:15:54 CONGRATULATIONS ONOUR CAMPAIGN FOR THE PRESIDENCY. 00:15:55 >> THANK YOU, SIR. >> Dave: MY PLEASURE. 00:15:59 SENATOR JOHN McCAIN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES 00:16:02 AND GENTLEMEN. [TEEN TURNS ON ROCK MUSIC] 00:16:35 IT SAYS HERE THAT STRESS... [TURNS OFF RADIO] 00:16:37 CAN WEAK OUR IMMUNE SYSTEM. 00:16:40 AND ABOUT 70% OF OUR IMMUNE SYSTEM 00:16:42 IS IN OUR DIGESTIVE TRACT. RIGHT! APPARENTLY 00:16:44 A CULTURE CALLED L. CASEI 00:16:45 IMMUNITAS CAN HELP. IT IS CLINICALLY 00:16:47 PROVEN TO HELP STRENGTHEN YOUR BODY'S 00:16:49 DEFENSE SYSTEM. ONLY DANACTIVE HAS 00:16:51 L. CASEI IMMUNITAS. WE SHOULD TRY 00:16:54 THIS DANACTIVE! Announcer: NEW DANACTIVE... 00:17:04 BEHOLD... THE POWER OF PHANTOM. 00:17:06 GILLETTE FUSION POWER PHANTOM. 00:17:09 FUSION POW IS SO ADNCED, 00:17:11 YOU BARELY FEEL THE BLADES. 00:17:13 SHAVING CAN CREATE UNCOMFORTABLE FRICTION. 00:17:15 TURN ON FUSION POWER. SOOTHING MICROPULSES 00:17:17 HELP YOU REDUCE FRICTION... AND INCREASE RAZOR GLIDE. 00:17:20 YOU'LL BARELY FEEL THE BLADES, 00:17:22 YOU'LL REALLY FEEL THE DIFFERENCE. 00:17:24 THE COMFORT OF FIVE BLADES... 00:17:26 PLUS THE PRECISION OF ONE. FUSION POWER PHANTOM. 00:17:30 GILLETTE. THE BEST A MAN CAN GET. 00:19:45 ( (8 00:20:00 >> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD POINT THERE ON SENATOR 00:20:03 McCAIN. WE'LL KEEP OUR EYE ON HIM. 00:20:06 FIND OUT WHERE HE MAKES THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:20:08 >> Paul: EXACTLY. THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:20:10 >> Dave: BOY, WE'LL JUST WAIT ON THAT ONE. 00:20:13 >> Paul: THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO. >> Dave: GIVE HIM A GOOD 00:20:17 TALKING TO. >> Paul: THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO. 00:20:18 >> Dave: HERE'S SOMETHING I WAS LOOKING THROUGH ONE OF MY 00:20:21 PERIODICALS THE OTHER DAY. PRINCE CHARLES, WHO IS THE 00:20:24 PRINCE OF.... >> Paul: HE'S THE PRINCE OF 00:20:32 WALES. >> Dave: I KNEW THAT. 00:20:34 HE WAS SHOOTING HIS MOUTH OFF ABOUT MacDONALD'S. 00:20:37 HE SAID McDONALD'S SHOULD BE OUTLAWED. 00:20:40 IT SHOULD BE OUTLAWED. THAT'S WHAT THE PRINCE OF 00:20:42 WALES SAID. AND I THINK THAT WE HAVE A 00:20:46 PICTURE OF HIM (LAUGHING). THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE. 00:20:51 YEARS AGO. SEE? 00:20:53 HERE, TAKE A LOOK AT HIM AFTER HE WENT TO McDONALD'S. 00:21:01 >> THAT'S THE JOKE? >> IS THAT THE JOKE? 00:21:04 ARE YOU STILL DOING JOKES ABOUT PRINCE CHARLES'S EARS? 00:21:08 COME ON. IS THAT THE JOKE? 00:21:10 ARE YOU STILL DOING JOKES' PRINCE CHARLES'S EARS. 00:21:14 >> Dave: WE JUST DID IT. IT WAS HILARIOUS. 00:21:16 >> THIS IS 2007. NOT 1984. 00:21:19 WAIT A MINUTE. IF IT IS 1984, I SURE AS HELL 00:21:22 WANT TO HEAR SOME CINDY LAUPER. 00:21:25 HIT IT, PAUL. >> Dave: NO, NO, NO. 00:21:31 THE PHONE RINGS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 00:21:35 MY FATHER ASKS WHAT YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE 00:21:39 OH, DADDY, DEAR, YOU KNOW YOU'RE STILL NUMBER ONE 00:21:43 BUT GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN 00:21:45 YEAH, GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN 00:21:49 THEY JUST WANT TO... THEY JUST WANNA... 00:21:56 GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN YEAH! 00:22:04 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Dave: NICE GOING. 00:22:07 THANKS. DOES THAT MAKE YOU SICK TOO? 00:22:11 DID IT MAKE YOU FEEL A LITTLE SICK? 00:22:14 >> Paul: QUEASY. >> Dave: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 00:22:16 WITH ROBIN THICKE, EVERYBODY. (FEMALE ANNOUNCER) 00:22:51 IMPROVE THE HEALTH OF YOUR SKIN 00:22:53 WITH AVEENO DAILY MOISTURIZING LOTION. 00:22:54 THE NATURAL OATMEAL FORMULA GOES BEYOND 24 HOUR MOISTURE 00:22:57 TO IMPROVE SKIN'S HEALTH IN ONE DAY 00:22:59 WITH SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT IN TWO WEEKS. 00:23:01 I FOUND A MOISTURIZER FOR LIFE. (ANNOUNCER) 00:23:03 ONLY FROM AVEENO. >> DON'T GO AWAY BECAUSE 00:25:23 THERE'S MORE WKRP IN CINCINATTI COMING UP RIGHT 00:25:27 AFTER THESE MESSAGES. I HAVE SLAYED THE DRAGON, 00:25:34 AND COME FOR MY REWARD. WELL DONE. THIS IS FOR YOU. 00:25:40 THIS IS ALL I GET ? TERMS AND CONDITIONS STATE 00:25:41 THAT YOU MUST SLAY A MINIMUM OF FOUR DRAGONS BEFORE 00:25:43 CASH IS EARNED. TAIL MUST ALSO BE PROVIDED TO 00:25:45 PROVE THAT IT IS A DRAGON... NOT JUST A LARGE LIZARD... 00:25:48 IS THIS HOW YOUR CASH REWARDS CARD TREATS YOU ? 00:25:50 INTRODUCING NO HASSLE CASH REWARDS. 00:25:52 EARN CASH ON EVERY PURCHASE, EVERYWHERE. 00:25:54 PLUS A 25% ANNUAL BONUS. OH, YOU QUALIFY TO 00:25:55 MARRY MY DAUGHTER. [ SFX: HORSE ] 00:26:00 WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET ? HAIL TO ST. ARVIN 00:26:08 MAN, I'M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A HORSE. 00:26:10 SHH, YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE. HERE. 00:26:19 NEED FOOD NOW ? MAKE EASY MAC CUPS. 00:26:22 WARM, CHEESY KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE. 00:26:24 WHEN HUNGER HITS... QUICK, MIC SOME MAC. 00:26:27 WELL, PRETEND IT'S NOT HERE. THAT'S WHAT I DO. 00:26:29 Y'KNOW WHAT I MEAN ? THIS IS MY ACCOUNTING SYSTEM. 00:26:34 UNPAID INVOICES ARE ON THE PURPLE ONES. 00:26:35 IT'S STILL EVOLVING. OUR SALES FIGURES-- 00:26:37 THEY'RE ALL RIGHT HERE. I DESIGN MY OWSPREADSHEETS. 00:26:44 Announcer: THERE'S AN EASIER WAY QUICKBOOKS. 00:26:47 IT'S SO SIMPLE, YOU CAN BE UP AND RUNNING 00:26:49 IN UNDER 15 MINUTES. WITH JUST A W CLICKS, 00:26:50 YOU CAN WRITE CHECKS, SEND INVOICES, 00:26:54 SEE WHO'S PAID AND WHO HASN'T, AND MAKE TAX TIME A CINCH. 00:26:58 THIS IS SO MUCH SIMPLER. I'M AFRAID 00:27:04 IT'S MORE THAN A, UM... SPRING FLING. 00:27:08 HERE THEY ARE BEHIND THE COUCH... 00:27:09 ON THE BOOKCASE... RIGHT IN FRONT 00:27:11 OF THE WINDOW. I THINK IT'S OVER. 00:27:17 (FEMALE ANNOUNCER) THERE'S A BETTER WAY 00:27:19 TO REDUCE SPRINGTIME ALLERGENS. 00:27:20 SWIFFER DUSTERS. IT HAS THOUSANDS 00:27:22 OF DUST-LOCKING FIBERS TO TRAP AND LOCK 00:27:24 SPRINGTIME ALLERGENS THAT OLD DUSTERS 00:27:26 STIR BACK IN THE AIR. IT'S THE CLEANER 00:27:28 SPRING CLEANER. SAME TIME TOMORROW? 00:27:31 (ANNOUNCER) SWIFFER GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING. 00:27:34 IF YOU'RE A HEALTH NUT ABOUT YOUR SKIN, THIS IS A NATURAL. 00:27:37 LUBRIDERM SKIN NOURISHING LOTION... 00:27:39 WITH NATURAL SHEA NUT AND COCOA BUTTERS. 00:27:41 IT HELPS DRY SKIN DRAW IN AND RETAIN MOISTURE... 00:27:44 SO IT'S NATURALLY HEALTHY. LUBRIDERM 00:27:45 SKIN NOURISHING LOTION... WITH SHEA AND 00:27:47 COCOA BUTTERS. SAM FINDS BRUSHING BORING. 00:27:50 MY SECRET WEAPON... HOO-HOOO, LISTERINE 00:27:51 AGENT COOL BLUE. IT KILLS BAD BREATH GERMS 00:27:55 AND TURNS PLAQUE BLUE; SO HE CAN BRUSH 00:27:58 MORE EFFECTIVELY. SAM, NICE WORK. 00:28:01 LISTERE AGENT COOL BLUE FOR KIDS. 00:28:42 DODGE RAM -- THE LONGEST-LASTING, 00:28:44 MOST DURABLE LINE OF FULL-SIZE PICKUPS. 00:28:46 ( crash ) ( crash ) 00:28:49 ( crash ) NOW GET UP TO $5,000 00:28:51 CASH ALLOWANCE... ON DODGE RAM 1500. 00:28:55 DISCOVER AMERICA'S HOTTEST PRODUCTS AT YOUR DODGE DEALER. 00:29:12 >> Dave: ALL RIGHTY THEN. OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED 00:29:16 SIPGER SONGWRITER WHOSE CURRENT K DR. -- I HAVE A COPY 00:29:19 OF IT RIGHT HERE-- IS ENTITLED THE ELUTION OF ROBIN THICKE. 00:29:24 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE HE IS, ROBIN THICKE. 00:29:37 >> OH BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:29:50 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:29:56 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU BABY TELL ME HOW YOU LOVE ME MORE 00:30:04 AND HOW YOU THINK I'M SEXY, BABY THAT YOU DON'T WANT NOBODY 00:30:06 ELSE YOU DON'T WANT THIS GUY 00:30:09 YOU DON'T WANT THAT GUY YOU WANNA 00:30:13 TOUCH YOURSELF WHEN YOU SEE ME TELL ME H YOU LOVE MY BODY 00:30:17 AND HOW I MAKE YOU FEEL, BABY YOU WANNA ROLL WITH ME 00:30:21 YOU WANNA HOLD WITH ME YOU WANNA STAY WARM 00:30:23 AND GET OUT OF THE COLD WITH ME 00:30:26 I JUST LOVE TO HEAR YOU SAY IT IT MAKES A MAN FEEL GOOD, BABY 00:30:31 TELL ME YOU DEPEND ON ME I NEED TO HEAR IT 00:30:34 I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU CAN'T HELP MYSELF 00:30:40 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY 00:30:46 I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU CAN'T HELP MYSELF 00:30:51 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY 00:31:00 BABY, YOU'RE THE PERFECT SHAPE BABY, YOU'RE THE PERFECT WEIGHT 00:31:05 TREAT ME LIKE MY BIRTHDAY I WANT IT THIS WAY 00:31:08 I WANT IT THAT WAY I WANT IT 00:31:11 TELL ME YOU DON'T WANT ME TO STOP 00:31:13 TELL ME IT WOULD BREAK YOUR HEART 00:31:16 THAT YOU LOVE ME AND ALL MY DIRTY 00:31:19 YOU WANNA ROLL WITH ME YOU WANNA HOLD WITH ME 00:31:31 I JUST LOVE TO HEAR YOU SAY IT MAKES A MAN FEEL GOOD 00:31:33 BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:31:36 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:31:40 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:31:45 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:31:50 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY 'CAUSE YOU WILL TELL ME 00:32:00 EVERY MORNING OH YEAH 00:32:17 OH BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:32:23 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:32:28 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY. CAN'T HELP MYSELF 00:32:38 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT I LOVYOU, BABY 00:32:46 LOST WITHOUT YOU LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:32:48 LOST WITHOUT YOU LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:32:52 LOST WITHOUT YOU OH 00:33:07 >> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD TO HAVE YOU. 00:33:08 HOW IS YOUR FATHER DOING? GOOD, TELL HIM I SAID HELLO. 00:33:13 ROBIN THICKE, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
Late Show with David Letterman : Senator John McCain Announces Candidacy
[Late Show with David Letterman : Senator John McCain Announces Candidacy] [NEW YORK, NY USA] Late Show with David Letterman: Senator John McCain Announces he will announce his Candidacy for President of the United States in April. 00:00:12 McCain says he will announce his campaign for President in April 2007 / Campaign 2008. 23:35:21 ( BAND PLAYING "LATE SHOW" THEME ) 23:35:25 >> FROM NEW YORK, THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD, 23:35:26 IT'S THE "LATE SHOW" WITH DAVID LETTERMAN. 23:35:30 TOGHT... PLUS PAUL SHAFFER AND THE 23:35:41 CBS ORCHESTRA. AND NOW, WEEPY FLORIDA JUDGE 23:35:53 DAVID LETTERMAN. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 23:36:05 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING 23:36:06 "LATE SHOW" THEME ) >> Dave: THANK Y VERY MUCH. 23:36:23 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HOW NY OF YOU FOLKS WERE 23:36:33 AFFECTED BY THE BIG STOCK MARKET PLUNGE YESTERDAY? 23:36:37 400 POINT, THE STOCK MARKET DROPPED 400 POINTS YESTERDAY. 23:36:40 BIG CORPORATIONS WERE REALLY REALLY AFFECTED BY IT. 23:36:42 AS A MATTER OF FACT, TACO BELL HAD TO LAY OFF 200 RATS. 23:36:51 AND THEN THEY FIRED THEIR CAT. THE MARKET DROPS 400 POINTS 23:36:55 AND TODAY OUT OF HABIT JET BLUE APOLOGIZED. 23:36:58 ( APPLAUSE ) I FEEL PRETTY SMUG BECAUSE I 23:37:11 DID NOT GET HURT WHEN THE MARKET PLUNGED. 23:37:13 MY ACCOUNT, BLESS HIS HEART, HAS ALL HIS MONEY IN ASTRONAUT 23:37:17 DIAPERS. ( APPLAUSE ) 23:37:26 I WAS LOOKING AT THE PAPER YESTERDAY. 23:37:28 APPARENTLY EVERYBODY ON WALL STREET YESTERDAY LOST A LOT OF 23:37:30 MONEY. EVERYBODY LOST, EXCEPT FOR 23:37:33 SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON, EVERYBODY BUT MARTHA STEWART. 23:37:50 ANY DOG OWNERS HERE? ( APAUSE ) 23:37:54 ANY DOGS? DO WE HAVE DOGS HERE TOO? 23:37:57 IN NEW JERSEY, THEY PASSED A LAW YOUR DOG CANNOT BARK FOR 23:38:00 MORE THAN HALF AN HOUR. YOUR DOG CANNOT BARKOR MORE 23:38:04 THAN HALF AN HOUR OR THEY ARREST HIM AND TAKE HIM 23:38:06 DOWNTOWN. AND I'M THINKING IF YOU REAY 23:38:09 WANT TO CUT DOWN ON IRRITATING DISTURBANCES HOW ABOUT 23:38:13 LIMITING "THE VIEW" TO HALF AN HOUR. 23:38:17 >> Paul: LOOK OUT. WATCH IT. 23:38:25 THE GUY WHO DIRECTED THE TITANIC MOVIE, THE FILM 23:38:28 DIRECTOR? LISTEN TO THIS. 23:38:29 HE CLAIMS HE'S FOUND THE TOMB OF JESUS CHRIST. 23:38:32 I JUST HOPE THIS DOESN'T LEAD TO A COURT BATTLE IN FLORIDA. 23:38:35 THAT'S ALL. I THINK THIS JAMES CAMERON, I 23:38:45 GUESS HE'S A TREMENDOUS DIRECTOR, ACADEMY AWARD 23:38:47 DIRECTOR. I WONDER IF HE MIGHT BE, I 23:38:49 DON'T KNOW, JUST DESTABILIZED. HE CLAIMS HE FOUND A CLOCK 23:38:58 THAT'S ALSO A RADIO. HAVE YOU HEARD THIS? 23:39:05 ( APPLAUSE ) HEY, IS WEDNESDAY. 23:39:07 WHAT DO YOU.... >> Paul: VERY GOOD. 23:39:13 >> Dave: JAMES CAMERON THINKS HE FOUND THE TOMB OF JESUS 23:39:16 CHRIST. WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED THEY 23:39:19 FOUND JESUS BEFORE BIN LADEN? YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 23:39:22 WHAT? ( APPLAUSE ) 23:39:24 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PAUL SHAFFER. 23:39:26 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 23:39:43 PAUL SHAFFER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 23:39:51 HERE TONIGHT WE HAVE SENATOR JOHN McCAIN FROM ARIZONA IS ON 23:39:53 THE PROGRAM THIS EVENING. ( APPLAUSE ) 23:40:02 PEOPLE SAY THAT HE MAY BE A CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT AND 23:40:04 MAY NOT BE A CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT. 23:40:05 EITHER WAY WE'RE LUCKY TO HAVE HIM AS A REPRESENTATIVE OF OUR 23:40:08 GREAT LAND AND A TREMENDOUS SERVICE TO OUR COUNTRY. 23:40:10 HE'LL BE HERE TONIGHT. WE'LL TRY TO SQUIRREL IT UP 23:40:14 AND SEE IF WE CAN'T GET HIM TO ADMIT HE'S GOING TO RUN FOR 23:40:17 PRESIDENT. GOING TO ADMIT FOR RUNNING... 23:40:18 ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT ME. I'M RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. 23:40:21 I WAS TRYING TO KEEP IT A SECRET BUT YOU GOT ME. 23:40:24 >> Paul: THESE DAYS WHO WOULD ADMIT IT? 23:40:26 >> Dave: ALSO OUR FRIEND ANDY KINDLER IS ON THE PROGRAM. 23:40:31 VERY FUNNY GENTLEMAN. AND ROBIN THICKE. 23:40:40 THAT REALLY DOESN'T TELL US MUCH ABOUT THE GUY. 23:40:43 TURN IT AROUND. THERE YOU VE IT THERE. 23:40:45 >> Paul: THAT TELLS YOU A LOT OF WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW. 23:40:50 RIGHT THERE. >> Dave: I JUST WANT TO WARN 23:40:52 TOURISTS AND ALSO LOCAL RESIDENTS AS WELL THERE'S A 23:40:54 CONSIDERABLE AMOUNT OF COUNTERFEIT MONEY IN 23:40:56 CIRCULATION. ARE YOU AWARE O THIS? 23:40:59 IT'S LIKE HALF A MILLION DOLLARS OF COUNTERFEIT MONEY 23:41:02 SO BE VERY, VERY CAREFUL BECAUSE SOMETIMES YOU GO INTO 23:41:04 A STORE AND YOU'LL MAKE A PURCHASE, YOU SEE, YOU GIVE 23:41:07 THEM YOUR MONEY AND IN RETURN YOU GET THE COUNTERFEIT MONEY. 23:41:10 YOU WON'T REALIZE THIS UNTIL YOU'RE BACK IN THE HOTEL ROOM 23:41:14 PAYING THE ESCORT LADY. HERE'S A COUPLE OF THINGS TO 23:41:33 LOOK FOR. THE ONE RIGHT THERE IT'S OUT 23:41:35 OF FOCUS. DOWN HERE SOME OF THE SHADING, 23:41:38 SEE HOW THAT KIND OF EVAPORATES? 23:41:40 ALSO THE REAL KEY IN THE MIDDLE, YEAH, IN THE MIDDLE IS 23:41:46 THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. 23:41:48 IF YOU HAVE ANY OF THESE... YOU KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE 23:41:57 SAYING THAT FIDEL CASTRO IS MUCH BETTER. 23:41:59 REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS ILL AND EVERYBODY THOUGHT IT WAS 23:42:01 LIGHTS OUT FOR FIDEL? APPARENTLY HE'S DOING MUCH 23:42:04 MUCH BETTER. AND AS A MATTER OF FACT THE 23:42:05 PROVE TO HIS SUPPORTERS THAT HE'S DOING JUST FINE, HE 23:42:08 CALLED HUGO CHAVEZ, THE PRESIDENT OF VENEZUELA, WHO IS 23:42:11 HIS OWN SPECIAL KIND OF WHACK JOB HAS A RADIO SHOW AND TO 23:42:22 PROVE TO HIS LOYAL SUPPORTERS FIDEL CASTRO YESTERDAY CALLED 23:42:25 IN TO HUGO CHAVEZ'S RADIO SHOW. 23:42:27 WE HAVE A CLIP. HERE NOW IS FIDEL CASTRO 23:42:32 CALLING HUGO CHAVEZ. TAKE A LOOK LISTEN TO THIS. 23:42:39 >> HEY, HUGO, MY MAN IT'S FIDEL. 23:42:42 I CAN'T TALK LONG BECAUSE I HAVE TO GET A SPONGE BATH. 23:42:45 I WANT TO WISH YOU A HAPPY WHIP 'EM OUT WEDNESDAY. 23:42:53 AND PLAY MY HUMP MY HUMP, MY HUMP, MY HUMP 23:43:00 >> Dave: A LOT OF EFFORT WENT INTO THAT ANYWAY. 23:43:09 WE HAVE A BRAND NEW SEGMENT ON THIS PROGRAM. 23:43:11 THAT'S THE FIRST TIME I'VE DONE THAT. 23:43:13 IS THAT RIGHT? IT'S CALLED A MESSAGE FROM 23:43:15 FIRST LADY LAURA BUSH. A MESSAGE NOW FROM FIRST LADY 23:43:18 LAURA BUSH. TAKE A LOOK. 23:43:25 >> I UNDERSTAND HOW THE AMERICAN PEOPLE FEEL. 23:43:27 THE GEORGE IS REALLY REALLY A TERRIBLE PRESIDENT. 23:43:36 WOW. HE'S NOT RUNNING FOR 23:43:47 RE-ELECTION. I GUESS THAT'S THE KIND OF 23:43:48 THING SHE CAN SAY. BOY, IS MY FACE RED. 23:43:51 I DON'T KNOW WHY MY FACE IS RED. 23:43:53 IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING THAT IT'S TIME FOR GREAT MOMENTS IN 23:43:55 PRESIDENTIAL SPEECHES. HERE, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. 23:44:00 (HAIL TO THE CHIEF) >> THAT THE ONLY THING WE HAVE 23:44:04 TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF. >> ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY 23:44:12 CAN DO FOR YOU. ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR 23:44:15 COUNTRY. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO? 23:44:37 SAY HELLO TO OUR GOOD FRIEND ANDY KINDLER. 23:44:41 COME ON OUT, ANDY. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN, MY FRIEND? 23:44:51 >> EVERYBODY IS GOOD. VERY EXCITED. 23:44:54 ALL MY STUFF IS SHOWING UP ON YOU-TUBE. 23:44:56 >> Dave: INDIVIDUAL... VIDEOTAPES HERE. 23:45:01 >> WHICH I'M SURE HAVE ALL BEEN CLEARED THROUGH LEGAL. 23:45:03 THEN ALSO LIKE PEOPLE WILL COME TO A CLUB, THIS GUY CAME 23:45:07 TO A CLUB. I GUESS HE FILMED ME AND PUT A 23:45:10 COUPLE OF MINUTES OF MY ACT. >> Dave: THAT'S GREAT. 23:45:12 >> THEN PEOPLE COMMENT ABOUT IT. 23:45:13 THEY'RE INSANE LIKE THIS ONE GUY COMMENTS GREAT QUALITY. 23:45:16 GREAT VIDEO QUALITY. LIKE I PLANNED FOR THE GUY TO 23:45:19 COME TO THE CLUB, LIKE... LET ME DO A THREE CELL PHONE 23:45:24 CAMERA SHOOT. I'VE GOT THE LIGHTS. 23:45:26 LET ME BRING IN PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW. 23:45:28 THEN SOMEONE ELSE WRITES IN, DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB, THEY 23:45:31 SAY. STAND-UP IS MY DAY JOB. 23:45:35 >> Dave: WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT? 23:45:37 >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH I WANT SAY TO THAT PERSON. 23:45:39 I WILL CONTINUE DOING IT. >> Dave: DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE 23:45:42 THE ACADEMY AWARDS. >> VERY, VERY DISAPPOINTING. 23:45:45 MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF THE YEAR GOT SHUT OUT. 23:45:48 >> Dave: WHAT WAS THAT? >> LITTLE MAN. 23:45:52 FIRST OF ALL DO YOU THINK THERE'S A MOVIE IDEA TERRIBLE 23:45:54 ENOUGH THAT EVEN THE WAYNES BROTHERS WOULDN'T TURN IT INTO 23:45:58 A MOVIE. YOUR PRINTER COULD BREAK. 23:46:00 YOU COULD SEND 150 BLANK PAGES OVER TO THEM BY MISTAKE AND 23:46:03 CALL THEM UP AND APOLOGIZE. THEY WOULD SAY WE LOVE IT. 23:46:09 A LOT OF ROOM FOR IMPROV. LITTLE MAN. 23:46:14 THERE'S A FACE PROJECTED ON A LITTLE PERSON FOR LIKE FOUR 23:46:17 HOURS LONG AND YOU SEE IT ON DVD WITH A COMMENTARY TRACK. 23:46:21 MY IDEA WOULD BE BIG BABY. THIS IS A BABY FACE THAT 23:46:24 PROJECTED ON A TALL PERSON. THE HOME MOVIE THEY WALK UP TO 23:46:29 YOU AND CAN I HELP YOU, SIR? (CRYING) TO THE RESTAURANT, 23:46:36 CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? (CRYING) THEN IF THAT WORKS 23:46:41 OUT. >> Dave: WHY WOULDN'T IT? 23:46:42 >> THEN I GOT MARLIN WAYNE'S FACE PROJECTED ON A DOZEN 23:46:48 EGGS. THE REFRIGEROR JUST GOT 23:46:51 FUNNY. IT'S A KITCHEN FULL OF LAUGHS 23:46:53 WHEN MARVIN WAYNE PLAYS A DOZEN HILARIOUS EGGS. 23:46:59 >> Dave: NOW, LISTEN IN THE PAST ANDY YOU'VE BEEN TO U.S. 23:47:03 MARSHAL'S TRAINING ACADEMY IN GEORGIA. 23:47:05 YOU'VE BEEN TO THE PLAYBOY CLUB IN LAS VEGAS. 23:47:07 >> THAT WAS A HARD JOB FOR ME. GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE 23:47:13 GUTTER. >> Dave: SPACE CAMP IN 23:47:15 HUNTSVILLE ALABAMA. YOU WERE AT A RODEO IN SISTERS 23:47:18 OREGON. WENT ON UNCLAIMED BAGGAGE 23:47:20 CENTER IN ALABAMA. >> FOR MY OWN LUGGAGE. 23:47:22 >> Dave: SUPER BOWL IN FEBRUARY 2006. 23:47:24 >> REMEMBER THAT. >> Dave: TELL THE FOLKS WHAT 23:47:27 EAR GOING TO LOOK AT TONIGHT. >> WE WENT AROUND MANHATTAN TO 23:47:30 HARASS SIDE KICKS AND PALM READERS AND ASTROLOGERS. 23:47:34 >> Dave: QUITE A BIG BUSINESS IN NEW YORK CITY. 23:47:36 >> THEY'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE. MIND READERS AND PEOPLE READ 23:47:39 MINDS AS WELL. WE BASICALLY TRY TO BOTHER 23:47:42 THEM AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE AND ANNOY THEM. 23:47:45 >> Dave: HERE IS ANDY KINDLER VISITING NEW YORK CITY PSYCHE 23:47:48 ICKES. TAKE A LOOK. 23:47:49 >> TELL ME WHAT YOU DO, ANNA. >> ALL RIGHT. 23:47:52 I AM A TAROT CARD READER. I'D LIKE YOU TO CUT THE CARDS 23:47:58 IN THREE PILES. >> THERE YOU GO. 23:48:02 >> ALL RIGHT. NOW WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE 23:48:07 CARDS BACK ANYWAY LIKE. >> IF YOU HAD WANTED ME TO DO 23:48:09 THAT, I WOULDN'T HAVE CUT THEM IN THREE PARTS. 23:48:12 IF WE'RE JUST GOING TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER. 23:48:15 IF I SAID THE WORD BE-DAZZLER TO YOU. 23:48:18 WOULD THAT RG A BELL AT ALL? >> NOT REALLY. 23:48:29 >> ARE YOU ABLE TO CONTACT THE DEAD? 23:48:32 >> YES, I AM. >> CAN WE TRY AND CONTACT JIM 23:48:35 NEIGHBORS. >> WHO IS THAT? 23:48:36 >> HE'S A FAMOUS SINGER. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN. 23:48:41 MAYBE HE KNOWS WHO GOMER PYLE IS. 23:48:46 >> HE SEEMS TO BE VERY CONTENT WITH THE WAY HIS LIFE IS YOU 23:48:51 HAVE A SPIRITUAL CONNECTION WITH YOU. 23:48:53 >> THAT'S TRUE. I CAN'T LIE ABOUT THAT. 23:48:58 >> YOU KNOW, THEY SAY ASTROLOGY IS THE CLOCK OF 23:49:03 DESTY. >> I HAVE A POSTER THAT SAYS 23:49:05 THAT. >> I GOT IT FROM THAT. 23:49:08 >> I THOUGHT IT WAS ORIGINAL. >> I'M HERE WITH ROGER. 23:49:14 ROGER, YOU ARE A MALE WITCH. IS THAT CORRECT? 23:49:16 >> I AM, YES. >> WHY IS WARLOCK SO OUT OF 23:49:19 FAVOR? WHEN SOMEONE IS TORTURED FOR 23:49:22 BEING A WITCH AS THEY USED TO DO ALL THE TIME, WOMEN'S 23:49:26 BODIES ARE MADE TO WITHSTAND MORE PAIN. 23:49:28 MEN'S BODIES USUALLY CAN'T TAKE AS MUCH PAIN. 23:49:33 SO THERE WAS A COVEN IF THERE WAS A COVENITH THE OTHER 23:49:38 WITCHES DO. >> DO YOU EVER WISH YOU HADN'T 23:49:43 ASKED A QUESTION SOMETIMES OR MAYBE YOU WOULDN'T BRING UP A 23:49:46 TOPIC? >> IF YOU READ COFFEE LATE AT 23:49:51 NIGHT DO YOU FIND IT'S HARD TO GET TO SLEEP. 23:49:53 >> NO. >> DO YOU EVER FIND THAT 23:49:55 YOU'RE CRANKY IN THE MORNING BEFORE YOU GIVE YOUR FIRST CUP 23:49:58 OF COFFEE READING? >> NO, ACTUALLY I DO WAKE UP 23:50:01 VERY HAPPY. >> IN THE SUMMER DO YOU READ 23:50:03 ICE COFFEE AT ALL? WILL YOU LAUGH AT ONE OF MY 23:50:08 JOKES GIVE ME A CHUCKLE? SHE HAS THE AMAZING ABILITY TO 23:50:12 MAKE PREDICTIONS FROM WHAT'S LEFT IN THE BOTTOM OF A COFFEE 23:50:15 CUP. WOULD YOU SAY WHAT YOU DO IS 23:50:19 MORE BULL (BEEP NCHL (OR HORSE (BEEP). 23:50:24 DURING MY READING WITH ANAH, THE UNTHINKABLE HAPPENED. 23:50:27 I WAS DEALT THE DREADED DEATH CARD. 23:50:31 IF I DIE, YOU ARE LIBEL. I CAME IN HERE AND I WAS 23:50:36 REALLY FINE. I FELT GOOD. 23:50:38 I GET A DEATH CARD. ALL OF A SUDDEN IT'S A 23:50:41 SUGGESTION LIKE A HYPNOSIS. >> I DON'T SEE.... 23:50:43 >> I HOPE YOU HAVE TAROT INSURANCE. 23:50:48 I'M SURE YOU'RE VERY FAMILIAR WITH LOVE OILS. 23:50:50 I MAKE A LOVE OILS. WHICH I JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE ON 23:50:53 . I'VE BEEN MAKING THIS LOVE OIL 23:50:55 SINCE I WAS 12 YEARS OLD. >> WHEN YOU USE ROGER'S LOVE 23:51:10 OIL, YOU'LL FEEL THAT TINGLE IN YOUR PANTS THAT MAKES YOU 23:51:13 THAT IT'S WORKING. CAN YOU PREDICT HOW THIS 23:51:18 COMEDY PIECE WILL END? WILL I GET A HUGE LAUGH? 23:51:32 >> NO. >> Dave: VERY NICE, ANDY. 23:51:44 WAIT A MINUTE. MARCH 9 ANDY KINDLER WILL BE 23:51:50 HOSTING LIVE AT GOTHAM FOR COMEDY CENTRAL. 23:51:52 >> SOUS GOOD. >> Dave: LOOKING FORWARD TO 23:51:53 THAT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, ANDY 23:51:57 KINDLER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 23:51:59 SENATOR JO McCAIN, EVERYBODY. 23:52:03 SPEND LESS TIME LYING AWAKE... 23:52:06 WITH ANNOYING ACHES AND PAINS... 23:52:08 AND MORE TIME ASLEEP... WHEN YOU SWITCH 23:52:10 FROM TYLENOL PM... TO ADVIL PM. 23:52:14 ADVIL PM. LESS TIME LYING AWAKE. 23:52:16 MORE TIME ASLEEP. I'M FIGHTING A COLD... 23:52:20 BUT I'VE GOT MY FIRST FIGHT TODAY. 23:52:23 I WANT ADVIL COLD & SINUS. WITH THE POWER OF ADVIL... 23:52:27 PLUS A HARD-HITTING DECONGESTANT. 23:52:28 THAT'S THE POWER OF ADVIL COLD & SINUS. 23:52:31 NOW AVAILABLE AT YOUR PHARMACY COUNTER. 23:52:33 TRUCK GUYS WILL TELL YOU TAKING OFF FROM A DEAD STOP 23:52:35 WITH 10,000 LBS AIN'T NO PICNIC. 23:52:41 SO THIS HALF-TON'S GOT THE MOST TORQUE, 23:52:44 A SIX-SPEED TRANNY WITH TOW/HAUL MODE... 23:52:49 AND FOUR OVERSIZED DISC BRAKES. 23:52:52 BECAUSE STOPPING 10,000 LBS... 23:52:54 tires squeal ) AIN'T NO PICNIC EITHER. 23:52:58 AVAILABLE ON THE ALL NEW FULL-SIZE TUNDRA-- 23:53:01 THE TRUCK THAT'S CHANGING IT ALL. 23:55:28 HERE'S TONIGHT'S TOP TEN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 23:55:41 YESTERDAY THE STOCK MARKET'S WORST DAY IN FIVE-AND-A-HALF 23:55:43 YEARS. THE DOW JONES INDUSTRIAL 23:55:46 AVERAGE DROPPED 416 POINTS COSTING INVESTORS $600 23:55:51 BILLION! OUCH! 23:55:53 >> Paul: I GOT THAT ON ME. >> Dave: THE CATEGORY TONIGHT 23:55:59 TOP TEN SIGNS YOU HAVE A BAD STOCKBROKER. 23:56:01 KIND OF THING YOU WANT TO BE MINDFUL WHEN YOU LOSE $600 23:56:05 BILLION. >> Paul: I WOULD SAY. 23:56:15 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? THAT MEANS NOTHING. 23:56:37 WAIT A MINUTE. THEN HIS PANTS GO DOWN. 23:56:39 THEN HIS PANTS GO DOWN. INEXPLICABLY HIS PANTS GO 23:56:43 DOWN. WHO'SOT A BAD STOCKBROKER? 23:57:30 >> Dave: OUR FIRST GUEST IS A 23:57:35 DECORATED WAR HERO, A BEST SELLING AUTHOR AND YOUR 23:57:37 SENATOR FROM... SENIOR SENATOR FROM THE GREAT STATE OF 23:57:41 ARIZONA. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SENATOR 23:57:42 JOHN McCAIN. JOHN, COME ON OUT. 23:57:44 ( APPLAUSE ) GOOD TO SEE YOU, JOHN. 23:58:02 >> GLAD TO SEE YOU, DAVE. >> Dave: YOU HAVEN'T BEEN HERE 23:58:04 IN SIX MONTHS, EIGHT MONTHS, A YEAR, SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 23:58:07 >> SEEMS LIKE FOREVER. >> Dave: BLESS YOUR HEART. 23:58:10 YOU HAD A BIRTHDAY. >> Paul: SENATOR, NICE TO SEE 23:58:12 YOU, SIR. >> NICE TO SEE YOU, SIR. 23:58:15 >> Dave: HE HAD A BIRDAY. >> TRAGICALLY. 23:58:17 >> Dave: NO, NO, NO. IT WAS A LANDMARK. 23:58:19 ONE OF THE BIG BIRTHDAYS. >> YEP, I'M OLDER THAN DIRT. 23:58:22 I'VE GOT MORE SCARS THAN FRANKENSTEIN. 23:58:25 I'VE SEEN A FEW THINGS. >> Dave: YOUR BIRTHDAY WAS.... 23:58:28 >> AUGUST 29. >> Dave: 70 YEARS OLD. 23:58:30 >> SHHH. DO WE HAVE TO TALK ABOUT IT. 23:58:33 >> Dave: SORRY ABOUT THAT. HOW DID YOU COMMEMORATE THAT 23:58:36 DAY? WHAT DID YOU DO? 23:58:37 >> CRIED. ACTUALLY, I SLEPT LIKE A BABY. 23:58:42 SLEEP TWO HOURS, WAKE UP AND CRY. 23:58:44 SLEEP TWO HOURS, WAKE UP AND CRY. 23:58:51 >> Dave: YOU COULD DO A LITTLE WORK ON THE TOP TEN. 23:58:57 >> I GUESS YOU'VE BEEN WONDERING WHAT WE'RE DOING IN 23:58:59 THE UNITED STATES SENATE. >> Dave: NO, I WANT TO KNOW 23:59:01 WHAT YOU DID ON YOUR BIRTHDAY. >> I TRIED NOT TO THINK ABOUT 23:59:05 IT. >> Dave: DO YOU HAVE ANY 23:59:06 SPECIAL ACTIVITIES? DID YOU GO ANY PLACE? 23:59:08 >> NO. JUST TIME WITH MY WIFE CINDY 23:59:10 AND ACCEPT CALLS OF CONDOLENCES FROM ALL OVER. 23:59:17 AND A FEW, YOU KNOW, ARE YOU STILL AROUND? 23:59:20 >> Dave: WELL, GOOD. YOU KNOW WHAT? 23:59:22 I THINK WE'LL JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT HERE THEN. 23:59:26 HOW ARE THINGS IN THE SENATE THESE DAYS, SENATOR? 23:59:31 >> Paul: WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT. 23:59:33 ( APPLAUSE ) >> Dave: BEFORE WE GET TO THAT, 23:59:36 WHAT ABOUT THIS? HERE'S WHAT WE REALLY WANT IS 23:59:39 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN GOSSIP AND DIRT AND BACK STABBING AND 23:59:42 THE DEMOCRATS NOW ARE IN A POSITION WRE THEY COULD COME 23:59:45 IN AND REALLY MAKE HAY. ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HAVE A 23:59:49 LIKABLE YOUNG NEWCOMER, BARACK OBAMA AND YOU HAVE HILLARY 23:59:52 CLINTON. >> VERY ATTRACTIVE YOUNG 23:59:56 WOMAN. >> Dave: SUDDENLY THERE'S A 23:59:58 FEUD BECAUSE THE BIG MONEY FROM HOLLYWOOD HAS SEEMED TO 00:00:01 HAVE SHIFTED FROM HILLARY TO BARACK OBAMA. 00:00:04 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT AND WHAT CAN YOUELL US ABOUT 00:00:06 THAT? >> I'VE NEVER HAD TO WORRY TOO 00:00:07 MUCH ABOUT THAT MYSELF. IT SEEMS THAT ACCORDING TO 00:00:14 SOME REPORTS THAT SOME PEOPLE THAT USED TO BE FRIENDS OF THE 00:00:18 FORMER PRESIDENT AND SENATOR CLINTON ARE NO LONGER THEIR 00:00:22 FRIENDS TO SAY THE LEAST. >> Dave: WHY IS THAT? 00:00:24 BECAUSE THEY FEEL THAT THERE'S A CERTAIN ENCUMBRANCE WITH THE 00:00:28 CLINTON NAME. AND THAT BARACK OBAMA DOES NOT 00:00:31 HAVE TO SUFFER. >> WELL, WE'VE HAD EITHER... 00:00:35 SERIOUSLY WE HAVE HAD A BUSH OR A CLINTON IN THE PRESIDENCY 00:00:38 OR VICE PRESIDENCY SINCE, I BELIEVE, 1988. 00:00:40 THAT'S A LONG TIME. PEOPLE START THINKING ABOUT 00:00:44 DYNASTIES. WE'VE NEVER HAD A GOOD SCOTCH- 00:01:02 >> Dave: AS A POSSIBLE CANDIDATE. 00:01:04 QUITE A FEW PEOPLE ARE ANNOUNCING AND SOME ARE 00:01:08 ANNOUNCED AND DROPPED OUT. >> THE LAST TIME WE WERE ON 00:01:12 THIS PROGRAM, I'M SURE YOU REMEMBER EVERYTHING VERY 00:01:14 CLEARLY. >> Dave: YES. 00:01:15 >> AS WE SAY. BUT YOU ASKED ME IF I WOULD 00:01:17 COME BACK ON THIS SHOW IF I WAS GOING TO ANNOUNCE. 00:01:20 >> Dave: YES. >> I AM ANNOUNCE THAT I WILL 00:01:22 BE A CDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. 00:01:25 >> Dave: OH, WOW. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 00:01:31 GOOD FOR YOU. WOW. 00:01:47 A VERY POPULAR ANNOUNCEMENT. >> CAN WE TRY THAT AGAIN 00:01:52 (SINGING "HAIL TO THE CHIEF") HAIL TO THE CHIEF 00:02:00 >> Dave: HOW ABOUT THAT? >> GOOD JOB. 00:02:02 >> Dave: NOW, FIRST OF ALL, CONGRATULATIONS AND WHAT WERE 00:02:06 THE FACTORS LEADING TO THIS DECISION? 00:02:09 >> I THINK TO BE ON THIS SHOW WAS THE FIRST REASON. 00:02:15 >> Dave: WELL, GOOD. ( APPLAUSE ) 00:02:22 SO YOUR PRIORITIES ARE IN THE RIGHT SPOT. 00:02:24 >> YOU CAN'T DO THESE THINGS WITHOUT MONEY. 00:02:26 I WILL TAKE THAT COUNTERFEIT MONEY THAT YOU HAD EARLIER. 00:02:31 >> Dave: WE'VE GOT A SHOEBOX FULL OF THAT. 00:02:35 LET'S TALK ABOUT SOME OF THE OTHER REPUBLICANS IN THE 00:02:38 FIELD. WHAT ABOUT RUDY GIULIANI? 00:02:40 HE'S IN, RIGHT? ALTHOUGH IT DOESN'T SEEM TO 00:02:43 HAVE BEEN AS DEFINITIVE AS WHAT YOU JUST SAID. 00:02:45 HE'S IN. >> BY THE WAY I'LL BE MAKING A 00:02:48 FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT IN APRIL. >> Dave: THIS IS NOT THE 00:02:50 FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT. >> THIS IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:02:52 YOU DRAG THIS OUT AS LONG AS YOU CAN. 00:02:55 YOU DON'T JUST HAVE ONE RENDITION. 00:02:57 >> Dave: YOU'RE SAYING THIS WAS NOT THE FORMAL 00:03:00 ANNOUNCEMENT. >> THIS IS THE ANNOUNCEMENT 00:03:02 PRECEDING THE FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:03:03 >> Dave: HOW DO YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME FEEL? 00:03:05 >> YOU WERE FIRST. >> Paul: HE'S DOING THE FORMAL 00:03:10 ANNOUNCEMENT ON LENO. >> Dave: YEAH, WHAT ABOUT 00:03:16 THAT? THANKS, PAUL. 00:03:25 NICE GOING. I APPRECIATE IT. 00:03:28 >> YOU LIKE YOUR JOP ANYWAY, SO.... 00:03:33 >> Dave: LET'S RUN DOWN THE FIELD. 00:03:34 WE WERE TALKING ABOUT FORMER MAYOR GIULIANI. 00:03:38 >> AN AMERICAN HERO. >> Dave: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT 00:03:41 RUNNING FOR THE NOMINATION AGAINST THAT MAN. 00:03:42 >> I THINK HE'S GOING TO BE A VERY FORMIDABLE CANNED 00:03:46 CANDIDATE. I THINK HE RALLIED THE NATION 00:03:49 AFTER 9/11. I THINK THE AUDIENCE WOULD 00:03:50 AGREE WITH THAT. I THINK HE'S AN AMERICAN HERO. 00:03:52 >> Dave: ABSOLUTELY. EVEN WITH A SUBSTANTIAL 00:03:59 OPPONENT LIKE THAT, YOU STILL LIKE YOUR CHANCES OBVIOUSLY. 00:04:01 >> YES. >> Dave: AND DO WE EVER SEE.... 00:04:07 >> AFTER THAT DESCRIPTION OF HIM I'M NOT SO SURE. 00:04:10 MAYBE I SHOULD RETRACT MY ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:04:13 >> Dave: AND WHAT ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY PRESIDENT AND THE 00:04:16 VICE PRESIDENT THAT KIND OF THING. 00:04:17 DO YOU DIVIDE THAT SORT OF DEAL UP? 00:04:19 YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN SPLITTING THAT. 00:04:21 >> YOU MAY REMEMBER IN THE LAST ELECTION THERE WAS SOME 00:04:24 CONVERSATION ABOUT ME BEING VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED 00:04:26 STATES. IT WASN'T CLEAR WHICH PARTY. 00:04:30 AND I WAS ON ONE OF THE SHOWS AND THE GUY SAID, "WHAT'S THIS 00:04:33 ABOUT YOU BEING VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES?" 00:04:35 I SAID I SPENT ALL THESE YEARS IN A NORTH VIETNAMESERISON 00:04:40 CAMP, KEPT IN THE DARK, FED SCRAPS, WHY THE HECK WOULD I 00:04:43 WANT TO DO THAT ALL OVER AGAIN? 00:04:47 >> Dave: THAT'S EXACTLY RIGHT. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH 00:04:50 SENATOR JOHN McCAIN. DODGE RAM -- 00:04:57 IT'S GOT A LEGENDARY HEMI V8... WITH 345 HORSEPOWER, 00:05:02 AN ALL-NEW, 6.7-LITER CUMMINS TURBO DIESEL... 00:05:05 WITH 650-POUND FEET OF TORQUE, OVER 5,000 POUNDS 00:05:07 PAYLOAD AVAILABLE... OR UP TO 00:05:09 16,900 POUNDS OF TOWING. DODGE RAM -- 00:05:12 THE LONGEST-LASTING, MOST DURABLE LINE 00:05:13 OF FULL-SIZE PICKUPS. NOW, GET UP TO $5,000 00:05:16 CASH ALLOWANCE ON RAM 1500. DISCOVER AMERICA'S HOTTEST 00:05:20 PRODUCTS AT YOUR DODGE DEALER. >> Dave: SENATOR JOHN McCAIN. 00:07:52 LET'S TALK ABOUT THE SITUATION IN IRAQ. 00:07:54 WE HAVEN'T CHATTID WITH YOU SINCE THE PRESIDENTIAL POLICY, 00:07:57 THE TROOP SURGE. I UNDERSTAND, I BELIEVE, THAT 00:08:01 YOU'RE IN FAVOR OF THAT PURSUIT. 00:08:02 IS THAT CORRECT? >> I THINK IT'S REALLY OUR 00:08:05 LAST CHANCE TO SALVAGE A VERY DIFFICULT WAR WHICH HAS BEEN 00:08:09 BADLY MISMANAGED AND WE'VE GOT A VERY GOO GENERAL OVER THERE, 00:08:13 A GUY NAMED GENERAL PETRAEUS. >> Dave: THIS IS A GUY YOU'VE 00:08:19 KNOWN THROUGHOUT YOUR CAREER IN THE SENATE. 00:08:21 >> NO, BUT I'VE KNOWN HIM WELL ENOUGH TO KNOW HE'S REALLY AN 00:08:24 OUTSTANDING GENERAL. GENERALSLONE DON'T DO IT BUT 00:08:28 HE DOES. I THINK WE CAN HOPEFULLY BRING 00:08:31 ABOUT A PERIOD OF STABILITY SO THAT YOU CAN HAVE ECONOMIC AND 00:08:35 POLITICAL DEVELOPMENT AND STOP THIS TERRIBLE BLOODLETTING 00:08:39 WHICH IS, AS YOU KNOW, SECTARIAN VIOLENCE, TRIBLE 00:08:44 THINGS ARE HAPPENING. SHOWING A LITTLE PROGRESS. 00:08:46 LET'S HOPE AND PRAY THAT IT WORKS. 00:08:48 >> Dave: HOW WILL WE KNOW? >> I BELIEVE THAT IT CAN. 00:08:51 >> Dave: WHAT WILL BE THE SIGNS THAT WILL INDICATE THAT 00:08:53 IS WORKING, THAT THERE IS STABILITY AND ECONOMIC 00:08:55 PROGRESS? WHAT WILL BE THOSE INDICATORS? 00:08:57 ARE WE TALKING ABOUT A CEASE-FIRE THROUGHOUT THE 00:08:59 ENTIRE COUNTRY AND THEN ANOTHER SIX MONTHS, ANOTHER 00:09:02 YEAR, ANOTHER TWO YEARS? WHAT? 00:09:03 >> I THINK FIRST YOU'D HAVE TO HAVE A VERY VIABLE GOVERNMENT 00:09:09 THERE, THE MALIKI GOVERNMENT HAS TO HAVE REVENUE SHARING. 00:09:13 THEY HAVE TO HAVE ELECTIONS IN THE PROVINCES. 00:09:16 THERE HAS TO BE A STRONG IRAQI MILITARY TO TAKE OVER OUR 00:09:20 RESPONSIBILITIES. REMEMBER, DAVE, IT'S NOT 00:09:23 AMERICAN PRESENCE THAT BOTHERS AMERICANS. 00:09:27 IT'S AMERICANS CASUALTIES. WE'VE HAD TROOPS IN SOUTH 00:09:31 KOREA FOR 50 YEARS. NOBODY MINDS. 00:09:32 IF WE CAN GET THE IRAQIS MORE CAPABLE OF CARRYING THE BURDEN, 00:09:37 OURS TO WITHDRAW, THEN I THINK WE CAN SET UP AN ENVIRONMENT 00:09:40 WHERE POSSIBLY THESE PEOPLE CAN HAVE A CHANCE. 00:09:44 BUT IT'S A VERY TOUGH THING. YOU SAW EARLIER ABOUT THE 00:09:49 IRANIANS SENDING IN STUFF AND THE LEVEL OF VIOLENCE HIGHER. 00:09:54 BUT THE ONE THING WE ALL AGREE ON IS THE YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN 00:09:58 WHO ARE SERVING ARE MARVELOUS. ( APPLAUSE ) 00:10:10 IN THE SENATE I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU WE SPENT TWO WEEKS 00:10:13 DEBATING A MOTION THAT WAS A VOTE TO CUT OFF DEBATE, TO 00:10:20 MOVE TO A MOTION TO CUT OFF DEBATE SO WE COULD VOTE ON A 00:10:24 MEANINGLESS RESOLUTION. THAT WAS YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT 00:10:27 WORK. >> Dave: THANK YOU. 00:10:28 NICE JOB. >> TWO WEEKS, JUST TWO WEEKS 00:10:32 WE SPENT ON THAT. WHEN YOU SAY TWO WEEKS, THAT'S 00:10:35 TUESDAY THROUGH THURSDAY. >> Dave: OKAY. 00:10:39 SO THE COUNTRY OF IRAQ IS STABILIZED. 00:10:42 THE GOVERNMENT, AS YOU DESCRIBED, IS VIABLE. 00:10:46 THE VIOLENCE IS NOW SIGNIFICANTLY REDUCED. 00:10:48 >> YES. >> Dave: THE NET BENEFIT TO 00:10:50 THE UNITED STATES BEYOND AMERICANS HAVE STOPPED LOSING 00:10:54 THEIR LIVES THERE IS WHAT? >> PROBABLY THAT WE HAVE A 00:11:01 FUNCTIONING DEMOCRACY OR A GOVERNMENT THAT WILL BECOME A 00:11:05 DEMOCRACY, THAT THERE WILL BE OIL REVENUES WHICH WILL THEN 00:11:09 BE USED BY THE IRAQIS TO BUILD UP THEIR OWN COUNTRY AND THAT 00:11:14 MAYBE IT WILL SPREAD IN THE REON. 00:11:16 YOU KNOW, THE ONLY REALLY ONLY TWO DEMOCRACIES, ONE IS ISRAEL 00:11:20 AND THE OTHER IS TURKEY, IN THE WHOLE REGION. 00:11:24 OBVIOUSLY WE'D LIKE TO SEE THAT. 00:11:26 I THINK KNOW WHAT YOU'R GETTING AT. 00:11:28 THAT IS SHOULD WE HAVE GONE IN IN THE FIRST PLACE? 00:11:32 THERE WAS MASSIVE INTELLIGENCE FAILURES AND BOOKS HAVE BEEN 00:11:35 WRITTEN ABOUT THE MISMANAGEMENT OF THE WAR AND I 00:11:38 WOULD RECOMMEND FIASCO OR COBRA 2 OR ONE OF THESE OTHER 00:11:43 BOOKS BUT WE ARE WHERE WE ARE NOW. 00:11:45 WE ARE WHERE WE ARE NOW. RATHER THAN REVIEW ALL THE 00:11:47 PROBLEMS WHAD, IF WE WITHDRAW EARLY WHICH EVERY 00:11:50 EXPERT I KNOW SAYS IT WILL DESCEND INTO CHAOS, SECTARIAN 00:11:54 VIOLENCE AND EVEN GENOCIDE, SO THAT'S WHY WHEN I SAY THIS MAY 00:11:58 BE OUR LAST CHANCE TO SUCCEED BECAUSE AMERICANS ARE VERY 00:12:02 FRUSTRATED AND THEY HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE. 00:12:03 WE'VE WASTED A LOT OF OUR MOST ECIOUS TREASURE WHICH IS 00:12:07 AMERICAN LIVES OVER THERE. >> Dave: AND NOW THERE'S A 00:12:10 DISCUSSION ABOUT, THE INDICATION, PROOF, THAT SOME 00:12:14 OF THESE EXPLOSIVE DEVICES ARE COMING IN AND BEING SET OFF 00:12:17 WITH THE HELP OF IRANIANS AND MORE AND MORE THAT THEY'RE 00:12:21 INSINUATING THEMSELVES INTO THAT CONFLICT. 00:12:24 >> VERY LETHAL. >> Dave: AND ARE WE NOW TO 00:12:26 BELIEVE THAT GROUND WORK IS BEING LAID THERE FOR SOME KIND 00:12:29 OF INCURSION? >> NO, I DON'T THINK ACCEPT 00:12:33 THAT. I THINK IT'S TERRIBLE THAT THE 00:12:37 IRANIANS ARE DOING THIS. WE'VE ALSO GOT ANOTHER PROBLEM 00:12:39 WITH THE IRANIANS AND THAT IS THAT THEY'RE BUILDING NUCLEAR 00:12:43 WEAPONS AS YOU KNOW. THE LATEST INSPECTOR OVER 00:12:46 THERE SAYS THEY ARE NOT STOPPING IT. 00:12:48 WE HAVE TO GET SANCTIONS AND WE'VE GOT TO GET OUR ALLIES TO 00:12:51 JOIN US IN TRYING TO PUT EVERY KIND OF PRESSURE ON THE 00:12:54 IRANIAN GOVERNMENT TO STOP THAT. 00:12:57 SUPPOSE YOU'RE THE PRIME MINISTER OF ISRAEL AND YOUR 00:12:59 INTELLIGEN COMES TO YOU AND SAYS THE IRANIANS HAVE A 00:13:02 NUCLEAR WEAPON. IT'S ON A MISSILE AIMED AT US 00:13:06 AND THEIR PRESIDENT HAS STATED TIME AFTER TIME THAT THEIR 00:13:08 GOAL IS THE EXTINCTION OF THE STATE OF ISRAEL. 00:13:10 THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. AS A COUNTRY AND AS TWO 00:13:13 PARTIES, WE'VEOT TO SIT DOWN TOGETHER AND WORK OUT SOME OF 00:13:17 THESE STRATEGIES TOGETHER IN A BIPARTISAN FASHION. 00:13:20 YOU KNOW, POLITICAL PARTIES DON'T LOSE WARS. 00:13:26 PRESIDENTS DON'T LOSE WARS. NATIONS LOSE WARS. 00:13:29 WHEN NATIONS LOSE WARS, NATIONS SUFFER FROM IT. 00:13:32 SO WE'VE GOT TOO MUCH OF THIS PARTISANSHIP, I THINK WE 00:13:36 SHOULD SIT DOWN AS GROWN-UPS AND TRY TO ADDRESS THIS 00:13:39 PROBLEM WITH IRAN TODAY. >> Dave: AND YOU BELIEVE THAT 00:13:42 WHAT YOU JUST DESCRIBED WITH THE PARTIES YOU DESCRIBED IS 00:13:46 LIKELY? IS POSSIBLE? 00:13:47 >> OH, I THINK SO. I CAN PROMISE YOU IF I'M 00:13:50 PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I WILL REACH OUT MY HAND TO 00:13:52 THE DEMOCRATS ACROSS THE AISLE AND SAY, WE WILL WORK 00:13:56 TOGETHER. WE WILL WORK TOGETHER BECAUSE 00:13:58 THIS IS THE GREATEST NATION IN THE WORLD AND OUR BEST DAYS 00:14:01 ARE AHEAD OF US. BUT WE HAVE TO SHOW A COMMON 00:14:03 FRONT TO THREATS FROM COUNTRIES LIKE IRAN. 00:14:07 >> Dave: I MEAN, YOU DESCRIBE IT IN THOSE TERMS. 00:14:10 IF OUR BEST DAYS ARE AHEAD OF US-- AND WHAT A WONDERFUL 00:14:13 NOTION THAT IS-- IT'S GOING TO TAKE AN AWFUL LOT OF WORK JUST 00:14:16 TO GET BACK TO THE BREAK-EVEN POINT. 00:14:18 DON'T YOU THINK? >> WE HAVE PROBLEMS EVERYWHERE 00:14:21 IN THE WORLD. WE'RE STILL THE MOST POWERFUL, 00:14:24 THE MOST INNOVATIVE, THE FINEST GENERATION OF YOUNG 00:14:31 THE FINEST YOUNG AMERICANS TODAY. 00:14:33 THEY'RE VOLUNTEERING EVERYWHERE. 00:14:34 THEY ARE WORKING IN THEIR COMMUNITIES. 00:14:36 THEY'RE JOINING THE MILITARY, THE PEACE CPS, AMERICORPS. 00:14:39 I HAVE GREAT FAITH IN THIS GENERATION. 00:14:42 YOUNG AMERICANS. >> Dave: I WANT TO ADD 00:14:44 SOMETHING THAT TOM BROKAW SAID ON THIS SHOW MONTHS AND MONTHS 00:14:48 AGO. EVERYBODY FEELS TS WAY OR 00:14:49 SHOULD FEEL THIS WAY. IT'S ABSOLUTELY A 00:14:52 UNIVERSALITY. YOU CAN HATE THE WAR BUT YOU 00:14:54 CAN'T HATE THE WARRIORS. THAT'S JUST EXACTLY WHAT WE'VE 00:14:56 GOT HERE. ( APPLAUSE ) 00:15:05 >> I KNOW THAT WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. 00:15:08 A COUPLE WEEKS AGO, ABOUT THREE WEEKS AGO I WAS DOWN IN 00:15:10 SAN ANTONIO AT THE BROOK ARMY HOSPITAL. 00:15:12 THEY OPENED A REHAB CENTER THAT HAD BEEN PAID FOR BY 00:15:15 DONATIONS BY AMERICANS. 600,000 AMERICANS HAVE PAID 00:15:18 FOR THIS $50 MILLION FACILITY. WE ALL SAT DOWN, THERE WERE 00:15:22 4,000 PEOPLE THERE. SENATOR CLINTON AND I WERE 00:15:24 THERE TOGETHER. THEY SAID LET'S WELCOME OUR 00:15:28 HEROES AND THESE YOUNG PEOPLE CAME OUT WITH THEIR... ON 00:15:31 CRUTCHES AND IN WHEELCHAIRS. SOME BADLY BURNED. 00:15:34 AND EVERY ONE OF THEM WAS BRAVE AND PROUD AND WONDERFUL. 00:15:38 SO WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT POLITICAL AMBITIONS AND OTHER 00:15:41 THINGS IN OUR LIVES, IT PALES IN SIGNIFICANCE AS TO WHAT 00:15:46 THESE BRAVE YOUNG AMERICANS HAVE DONE. 00:15:47 >> Dave: WITHOUT QUESTION. WELL, LITS GOOD TO SEE YOU 00:15:51 AGAIN. HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY AND 00:15:54 CONGRATULATIONS ONOUR CAMPAIGN FOR THE PRESIDENCY. 00:15:55 >> THANK YOU, SIR. >> Dave: MY PLEASURE. 00:15:59 SENATOR JOHN McCAIN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK, LADIES 00:16:02 AND GENTLEMEN. [TEEN TURNS ON ROCK MUSIC] 00:16:35 IT SAYS HERE THAT STRESS... [TURNS OFF RADIO] 00:16:37 CAN WEAK OUR IMMUNE SYSTEM. 00:16:40 AND ABOUT 70% OF OUR IMMUNE SYSTEM 00:16:42 IS IN OUR DIGESTIVE TRACT. RIGHT! APPARENTLY 00:16:44 A CULTURE CALLED L. CASEI 00:16:45 IMMUNITAS CAN HELP. IT IS CLINICALLY 00:16:47 PROVEN TO HELP STRENGTHEN YOUR BODY'S 00:16:49 DEFENSE SYSTEM. ONLY DANACTIVE HAS 00:16:51 L. CASEI IMMUNITAS. WE SHOULD TRY 00:16:54 THIS DANACTIVE! Announcer: NEW DANACTIVE... 00:17:04 BEHOLD... THE POWER OF PHANTOM. 00:17:06 GILLETTE FUSION POWER PHANTOM. 00:17:09 FUSION POW IS SO ADNCED, 00:17:11 YOU BARELY FEEL THE BLADES. 00:17:13 SHAVING CAN CREATE UNCOMFORTABLE FRICTION. 00:17:15 TURN ON FUSION POWER. SOOTHING MICROPULSES 00:17:17 HELP YOU REDUCE FRICTION... AND INCREASE RAZOR GLIDE. 00:17:20 YOU'LL BARELY FEEL THE BLADES, 00:17:22 YOU'LL REALLY FEEL THE DIFFERENCE. 00:17:24 THE COMFORT OF FIVE BLADES... 00:17:26 PLUS THE PRECISION OF ONE. FUSION POWER PHANTOM. 00:17:30 GILLETTE. THE BEST A MAN CAN GET. 00:19:45 ( (8 00:20:00 >> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD POINT THERE ON SENATOR 00:20:03 McCAIN. WE'LL KEEP OUR EYE ON HIM. 00:20:06 FIND OUT WHERE HE MAKES THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:20:08 >> Paul: EXACTLY. THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT. 00:20:10 >> Dave: BOY, WE'LL JUST WAIT ON THAT ONE. 00:20:13 >> Paul: THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO. >> Dave: GIVE HIM A GOOD 00:20:17 TALKING TO. >> Paul: THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO. 00:20:18 >> Dave: HERE'S SOMETHING I WAS LOOKING THROUGH ONE OF MY 00:20:21 PERIODICALS THE OTHER DAY. PRINCE CHARLES, WHO IS THE 00:20:24 PRINCE OF.... >> Paul: HE'S THE PRINCE OF 00:20:32 WALES. >> Dave: I KNEW THAT. 00:20:34 HE WAS SHOOTING HIS MOUTH OFF ABOUT MacDONALD'S. 00:20:37 HE SAID McDONALD'S SHOULD BE OUTLAWED. 00:20:40 IT SHOULD BE OUTLAWED. THAT'S WHAT THE PRINCE OF 00:20:42 WALES SAID. AND I THINK THAT WE HAVE A 00:20:46 PICTURE OF HIM (LAUGHING). THERE HE IS RIGHT THERE. 00:20:51 YEARS AGO. SEE? 00:20:53 HERE, TAKE A LOOK AT HIM AFTER HE WENT TO McDONALD'S. 00:21:01 >> THAT'S THE JOKE? >> IS THAT THE JOKE? 00:21:04 ARE YOU STILL DOING JOKES ABOUT PRINCE CHARLES'S EARS? 00:21:08 COME ON. IS THAT THE JOKE? 00:21:10 ARE YOU STILL DOING JOKES' PRINCE CHARLES'S EARS. 00:21:14 >> Dave: WE JUST DID IT. IT WAS HILARIOUS. 00:21:16 >> THIS IS 2007. NOT 1984. 00:21:19 WAIT A MINUTE. IF IT IS 1984, I SURE AS HELL 00:21:22 WANT TO HEAR SOME CINDY LAUPER. 00:21:25 HIT IT, PAUL. >> Dave: NO, NO, NO. 00:21:31 THE PHONE RINGS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 00:21:35 MY FATHER ASKS WHAT YOU GOING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE 00:21:39 OH, DADDY, DEAR, YOU KNOW YOU'RE STILL NUMBER ONE 00:21:43 BUT GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN 00:21:45 YEAH, GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN 00:21:49 THEY JUST WANT TO... THEY JUST WANNA... 00:21:56 GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN YEAH! 00:22:04 ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE >> Dave: NICE GOING. 00:22:07 THANKS. DOES THAT MAKE YOU SICK TOO? 00:22:11 DID IT MAKE YOU FEEL A LITTLE SICK? 00:22:14 >> Paul: QUEASY. >> Dave: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 00:22:16 WITH ROBIN THICKE, EVERYBODY. (FEMALE ANNOUNCER) 00:22:51 IMPROVE THE HEALTH OF YOUR SKIN 00:22:53 WITH AVEENO DAILY MOISTURIZING LOTION. 00:22:54 THE NATURAL OATMEAL FORMULA GOES BEYOND 24 HOUR MOISTURE 00:22:57 TO IMPROVE SKIN'S HEALTH IN ONE DAY 00:22:59 WITH SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT IN TWO WEEKS. 00:23:01 I FOUND A MOISTURIZER FOR LIFE. (ANNOUNCER) 00:23:03 ONLY FROM AVEENO. >> DON'T GO AWAY BECAUSE 00:25:23 THERE'S MORE WKRP IN CINCINATTI COMING UP RIGHT 00:25:27 AFTER THESE MESSAGES. I HAVE SLAYED THE DRAGON, 00:25:34 AND COME FOR MY REWARD. WELL DONE. THIS IS FOR YOU. 00:25:40 THIS IS ALL I GET ? TERMS AND CONDITIONS STATE 00:25:41 THAT YOU MUST SLAY A MINIMUM OF FOUR DRAGONS BEFORE 00:25:43 CASH IS EARNED. TAIL MUST ALSO BE PROVIDED TO 00:25:45 PROVE THAT IT IS A DRAGON... NOT JUST A LARGE LIZARD... 00:25:48 IS THIS HOW YOUR CASH REWARDS CARD TREATS YOU ? 00:25:50 INTRODUCING NO HASSLE CASH REWARDS. 00:25:52 EARN CASH ON EVERY PURCHASE, EVERYWHERE. 00:25:54 PLUS A 25% ANNUAL BONUS. OH, YOU QUALIFY TO 00:25:55 MARRY MY DAUGHTER. [ SFX: HORSE ] 00:26:00 WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET ? HAIL TO ST. ARVIN 00:26:08 MAN, I'M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT A HORSE. 00:26:10 SHH, YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE. HERE. 00:26:19 NEED FOOD NOW ? MAKE EASY MAC CUPS. 00:26:22 WARM, CHEESY KRAFT MAC AND CHEESE. 00:26:24 WHEN HUNGER HITS... QUICK, MIC SOME MAC. 00:26:27 WELL, PRETEND IT'S NOT HERE. THAT'S WHAT I DO. 00:26:29 Y'KNOW WHAT I MEAN ? THIS IS MY ACCOUNTING SYSTEM. 00:26:34 UNPAID INVOICES ARE ON THE PURPLE ONES. 00:26:35 IT'S STILL EVOLVING. OUR SALES FIGURES-- 00:26:37 THEY'RE ALL RIGHT HERE. I DESIGN MY OWSPREADSHEETS. 00:26:44 Announcer: THERE'S AN EASIER WAY QUICKBOOKS. 00:26:47 IT'S SO SIMPLE, YOU CAN BE UP AND RUNNING 00:26:49 IN UNDER 15 MINUTES. WITH JUST A W CLICKS, 00:26:50 YOU CAN WRITE CHECKS, SEND INVOICES, 00:26:54 SEE WHO'S PAID AND WHO HASN'T, AND MAKE TAX TIME A CINCH. 00:26:58 THIS IS SO MUCH SIMPLER. I'M AFRAID 00:27:04 IT'S MORE THAN A, UM... SPRING FLING. 00:27:08 HERE THEY ARE BEHIND THE COUCH... 00:27:09 ON THE BOOKCASE... RIGHT IN FRONT 00:27:11 OF THE WINDOW. I THINK IT'S OVER. 00:27:17 (FEMALE ANNOUNCER) THERE'S A BETTER WAY 00:27:19 TO REDUCE SPRINGTIME ALLERGENS. 00:27:20 SWIFFER DUSTERS. IT HAS THOUSANDS 00:27:22 OF DUST-LOCKING FIBERS TO TRAP AND LOCK 00:27:24 SPRINGTIME ALLERGENS THAT OLD DUSTERS 00:27:26 STIR BACK IN THE AIR. IT'S THE CLEANER 00:27:28 SPRING CLEANER. SAME TIME TOMORROW? 00:27:31 (ANNOUNCER) SWIFFER GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING. 00:27:34 IF YOU'RE A HEALTH NUT ABOUT YOUR SKIN, THIS IS A NATURAL. 00:27:37 LUBRIDERM SKIN NOURISHING LOTION... 00:27:39 WITH NATURAL SHEA NUT AND COCOA BUTTERS. 00:27:41 IT HELPS DRY SKIN DRAW IN AND RETAIN MOISTURE... 00:27:44 SO IT'S NATURALLY HEALTHY. LUBRIDERM 00:27:45 SKIN NOURISHING LOTION... WITH SHEA AND 00:27:47 COCOA BUTTERS. SAM FINDS BRUSHING BORING. 00:27:50 MY SECRET WEAPON... HOO-HOOO, LISTERINE 00:27:51 AGENT COOL BLUE. IT KILLS BAD BREATH GERMS 00:27:55 AND TURNS PLAQUE BLUE; SO HE CAN BRUSH 00:27:58 MORE EFFECTIVELY. SAM, NICE WORK. 00:28:01 LISTERE AGENT COOL BLUE FOR KIDS. 00:28:42 DODGE RAM -- THE LONGEST-LASTING, 00:28:44 MOST DURABLE LINE OF FULL-SIZE PICKUPS. 00:28:46 ( crash ) ( crash ) 00:28:49 ( crash ) NOW GET UP TO $5,000 00:28:51 CASH ALLOWANCE... ON DODGE RAM 1500. 00:28:55 DISCOVER AMERICA'S HOTTEST PRODUCTS AT YOUR DODGE DEALER. 00:29:12 >> Dave: ALL RIGHTY THEN. OUR NEXT GUEST IS A TALENTED 00:29:16 SIPGER SONGWRITER WHOSE CURRENT K DR. -- I HAVE A COPY 00:29:19 OF IT RIGHT HERE-- IS ENTITLED THE ELUTION OF ROBIN THICKE. 00:29:24 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE HE IS, ROBIN THICKE. 00:29:37 >> OH BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:29:50 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:29:56 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU BABY TELL ME HOW YOU LOVE ME MORE 00:30:04 AND HOW YOU THINK I'M SEXY, BABY THAT YOU DON'T WANT NOBODY 00:30:06 ELSE YOU DON'T WANT THIS GUY 00:30:09 YOU DON'T WANT THAT GUY YOU WANNA 00:30:13 TOUCH YOURSELF WHEN YOU SEE ME TELL ME H YOU LOVE MY BODY 00:30:17 AND HOW I MAKE YOU FEEL, BABY YOU WANNA ROLL WITH ME 00:30:21 YOU WANNA HOLD WITH ME YOU WANNA STAY WARM 00:30:23 AND GET OUT OF THE COLD WITH ME 00:30:26 I JUST LOVE TO HEAR YOU SAY IT IT MAKES A MAN FEEL GOOD, BABY 00:30:31 TELL ME YOU DEPEND ON ME I NEED TO HEAR IT 00:30:34 I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU CAN'T HELP MYSELF 00:30:40 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY 00:30:46 I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU CAN'T HELP MYSELF 00:30:51 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY 00:31:00 BABY, YOU'RE THE PERFECT SHAPE BABY, YOU'RE THE PERFECT WEIGHT 00:31:05 TREAT ME LIKE MY BIRTHDAY I WANT IT THIS WAY 00:31:08 I WANT IT THAT WAY I WANT IT 00:31:11 TELL ME YOU DON'T WANT ME TO STOP 00:31:13 TELL ME IT WOULD BREAK YOUR HEART 00:31:16 THAT YOU LOVE ME AND ALL MY DIRTY 00:31:19 YOU WANNA ROLL WITH ME YOU WANNA HOLD WITH ME 00:31:31 I JUST LOVE TO HEAR YOU SAY IT MAKES A MAN FEEL GOOD 00:31:33 BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:31:36 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:31:40 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:31:45 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:31:50 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY 'CAUSE YOU WILL TELL ME 00:32:00 EVERY MORNING OH YEAH 00:32:17 OH BABY I'M LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:32:23 CAN'T HELP MYSELF HOW DOES IT FEEL 00:32:28 TO KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU, BABY. CAN'T HELP MYSELF 00:32:38 HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW THAT I LOVYOU, BABY 00:32:46 LOST WITHOUT YOU LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:32:48 LOST WITHOUT YOU LOST WITHOUT YOU 00:32:52 LOST WITHOUT YOU OH 00:33:07 >> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD TO HAVE YOU. 00:33:08 HOW IS YOUR FATHER DOING? GOOD, TELL HIM I SAID HELLO. 00:33:13 ROBIN THICKE, EVERYBODY. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.