OKLAHOMA CITY, OKLAHOMA - MAY 10:( AUDIO OMITTED) American flag is waving on May 10, 2023 in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.( Footage by WW News/Getty Images)

A guy with a bad knee can’t come up with enough excuses to keep from getting arrested for DUI.

Officer gets involved in a chase that ends when the suspect bails from his vehicle and sends it rolling into a parked car.

CLEVELAND, OHIO, USA - OCTOBER 13, 2020: Dashboard camera point of view of driving to Cleveland in a sunny day amid the 2020 global Coronavirus pandemic.

Guy gets pulled over for weaving and from the get-go he keeps repeating over and over again...PLEASE SIR! He keeps insisting that he's not drunk, over and over again!

DRUNK GUY JUST CAN’T KEEP HIS HANDS OUT OF HIS POCKETS!

DEPUTY JOHNNY WHITAKER RESPONDS TO A TRAFFIC CRASH AND FINDS A VERY DRUNK SUSPECT AT THE SCENE. THE FLORIDA HIGHWAY PATROL ALSO WAS ON THE SCENE. SUSPECT JOHNNY BIBLE (CAN'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP SOMETIME!) GETS VERY IRATE AND IN KICKING A TRUCK HE ENDS UP KNOCKING HIMSELF OUT COLD!!!

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 06: (AUDIO OMITTED) People wearing face mask crossing street in Times Square on November 06, 2021 in New York City amid the Pandemic. COVID-19 cases are believed to be rising in New York City recently due to the spread of the omicron variant. (Footage by WW NEWS/Getty Images)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - NOVEMBER 06: (AUDIO OMITTED) People wearing face mask crossing street in Times Square on November 06, 2021 in New York City amid the Pandemic. COVID-19 cases are believed to be rising in New York City recently due to the spread of the omicron variant. (Footage by WW NEWS/Getty Images)

A guy in a red sports car runs from officer and ends up flipping his car.

Prescription drugs have become so common that some people don't realize driving while under their influence still counts as driving under the influence. Like this guy.

Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA - March 25, 2021: People walk dogs amid the Covid-19 pandemic in Santa Fe, New Mexico on March 25, 2021. (Footage by WW News/Getty Images)

Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA - March 25, 2021: Slow motion of people wearing face masks walking in the city amid the Covid-19 pandemic in Santa Fe, New Mexico on March 25, 2021. (Footage by WW News/Getty Images)

An old black man in suspenders strikes a karate pose during FSTs. When asked what time it is, he says he has no idea. He also says that he has a doctorate. When asked to recite his ABC's he says "Do you want it fast or slow?” He claims that he hasn't been drinking, however, the breathalyzer comes back positive. When he is about to be arrested, he strikes a "crane pose" like the Karate Kid. At the end, he wants something in writing to prove that his tests are valid. He claims that if he has been apprehended as a perpetrator, he needs to know why.

Santa Fe, New Mexico, USA - March 25, 2021: People walk dogs amid the Covid-19 pandemic in Santa Fe, New Mexico on March 25, 2021. (Footage by WW News/Getty Images)

CHASE OF A BLUE FORD IS ON AND WHEN THE SUSPECT SUDDENLY SLAMS ON HIS BRAKES AT CLOSE TO GOING 100 MPH, THE VAN BUREN OFFICER SLAMS INTO THE CAR AND THEN WORKS A CLASSIC PIT MANEUVER TO END THE WHOLE THING.

MAN PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING IN HIS PRIUS TURNS INTO A TOUGH GUY AND RANTS ON THE COP BIG TIME! THIS IS A CLASSIC MELTDOWN AND THE OFFICER STAYS COOL THROUGH IT ALL.

CLEVELAND, OHIO, USA - OCTOBER 13, 2020: Dashboard camera point of view of driving to Cleveland in a sunny day amid the 2020 global Coronavirus pandemic.

CLEVELAND, OHIO, USA - OCTOBER 13, 2020: Dashboard camera point of view of driving to Cleveland in a sunny day amid the 2020 global Coronavirus pandemic.

If you're really drunk and walking around trying to find your car, there are a few things to keep in mind. First, don't tell an officer you're looking for your car. Second, don't give that officer any lip.

A SHORT GUY WITH AMAZINGLY LONG ARMS GETS PULLED OVER FOR DUI IN GEORGIA.

CLEVELAND, OHIO, USA - OCTOBER 13, 2020: Dashboard camera point of view of driving to Cleveland in a sunny day amid the 2020 global Coronavirus pandemic, Amazon Prime truck passing by.