Astronaut Gordon Fullerton does pull-ups near a ladder on the mid deck. At the end he pulls up so much he disappears through the hatch up into the flight deck. Date recorded: 1985-07-29 to 1985-08-06

A world laughter tour that is funny.

Rise & Fall of the Borscht Belt outtakes (see 10898_001) This is 1960s promotional film showing guests at Grossinger’s Catskill Resort Hotel living the good life as they partake in the Borscht Belt hotel’s many amenities. 00:18-01:05 - POV driving shot of a car arriving at a hotel and man opening the door. - MFS of a multigenerational people shaking hands an older woman kissing a young boy’s head. - MFS of a woman picking up and placing a hotel key on a counter. - MFS of an old man putting on a golf course. 01:05- 02:52 From “The Good Life at Grossinger’s” - 1960s POV driving shot of a car driving past a waving security guard towards Grossinger’s Hotel and valet opening the door. - MFS of a family walking up steps into a lobby and greeting friends or family with an older woman kissing a young boy on the head. - MFS of a woman picking up and placing a hotel key on a counter. - POV shot of a man carrying luggage. - Various MFS of a men putting on a golf course. - WS of a game of doubles tennis. - HA FS of people clapping poolside. - MS of a people looking up. - Nice LA Panning FS of a person diving into a pool. - Nice HA FS of man diving into a pool. - MFS of poolside spectators looking towards the diving board. - Nice LA tracking shot of a person diving into a pool. - Panning FS of spectators clapping. 02:52-03:25 - WS of an instructor leading an exercise class. - MS of exercise instructor with microphone around his neck. - MS Tilt of women’s legs and faces as they exercise. - Various shots of people laughing. - MS of people raising their arms. 03:25-04:04 - FS of a child on a fancy swing and people playing knock hockey in background. - CU of people playing knock hockey. - MFS Tilt of children climbing in a tree. - FS of a woman watching children in a tree. - MFS Pan of three simultaneous ping pong games. - Various shots of a knock hockey game. - MFS of people at an outdoor bar. - LA Tilt MFS of a child in a tree. 04:04-04:30 - INT HA FS of a waitress and waiter serving a table - INT MS of a with covered plate, taking the cover off and placing it on table. - INT CU of a coffee being poured - INT MS Tilt of a waiter lighting a woman’s cigarette - MFS of couples eating at a round table. 04:30-05:20 - CU Pan of flowers. - HA WS Pan of people in rows of lounge chairs. - FS PAN of people lying on lounge chairs. - MFS of a people talking. - FS Pan of volleyball game. - MCU of a woman with blonde hair. - Slow motion MFS of a couple running hand in hand in golden light. - MFS of people at an outdoor bar w/woman smoking cigarette. 05:20-06:39 - INT MFS of a waitress with a platter serving a woman. - INT CU of fork and fruit plate. - INT MS Pan of a waitress serving a fruit plate. - Various CU of flowers. - WS of people at an outdoor table with umbrella. - MFS of a man smoking a cigarette. - EWS of people at an outdoor table with umbrella and flowers in the foreground. - Various shots of young adults sitting outdoors conversing. - OTS shot of a woman in a bikini running towards a lake. - Various shots of woman in a bikini with a man in bathing suit running on a doc, divingg in a lake and swimming. - FS of a couple passing the camera in a paddle boat. - MFS of a man pulling a lawn chair with a woman in yellow bikini lying it. - MFS of a man in glasses on a lawn chair. 06:39-07:10 - WS of a large pool. - FS of a woman in bikini in the pool. - Good MS Pan Tilt of legs in the water revealing three women sitting on edge of pool and then one woman pushed in by a man in bathing suit. - MFS of a woman in zebra-striped one-piece bathing suit putting on swim cap. - MFS of a woman taking off a robe poolside with men watching. - FS of woman diving into a large pool. - Nice MS of a woman swimming. - MS of a man treading water. 07:10-07:57 - MS of trumpet, bongo and accordion player jamming. - MFS Pan of older couples dancing. - MS of an older couple dancing and looking at the camera. - HS FS of younger couples dancing. - MS of older couple dancing. - FS of couples of all ages dancing with band performing in background. - HA WS of couples dancing 07:57-08:50 - WS of a couple walking up a hill at sunset. - INT MFS of women shopping for pants. - INT OTS MS of a looking at a rack of dresses. - INT MFS of men receiving a massage with a sign that says “Massage Room.” - INT FS of young men in shorts lifting weights and exercising. - INT OTS MS of man entering a sauna. - INT FS of men seated on chairs in a sauna shot through door window. - INT MS of a barber giving a haircut. - Nice MS reflection of a woman in a salon window with a sign that says “house of albert.” - INT MFS of a woman a cigarette as she gets a manicure. - INT MS of a woman getting her hair styled. 08:50-09:31 - HA WS PAN of couples outdoors in late afternoon light. - HA MFS PAN of well-dressed couples having cocktails in late afternoon light. - OTS MFS Pan of hotel staff serving cocktails and appetizers in late afternoon light. - MS Tilt of bartender serving a drink in late afternoon light. - Various MS of people chatting during cocktail hour in late afternoon light. 09:31-11:27 - INT WS of well-dressed couples entering a wood-paneled dining room and shown to their table. - INT Various shots of well-dressed people being served and eating dinner. - INT MCU TILT of hands playing a piano and pianist singing. - INT Good OTS of a pianist playing with well-dressed people gathered around the piano clapping and singing. - INT Various shots of people singing and clapping along with a piano player. - INT Various shots of performers on a stage. - INT B/W photographs of various performers over the years. - INT Good Pan Tilt MS of a rock and roll band performing. - INT MFS of well-dressed couples watching and clapping as band performs. - INT MS in a man in tuxedo rock and roll dancing. - INT Various good shots of well-dressed couples dancing. 11:27-12:11 - WS of trees in fall with multicolored leaves blowing off of a tree. - CU of an orange fall leaf. - FS Pan of an older couple walking through the woods in the fall. - WS Tilt of a trees in the fall with leaves blowing off revealing couple waking and lake in background. - Various shots trees with multicolored leaves in the fall. 12:11-12:34 - INT MFS of people in old west costumes dinning. - INT HA WS of people square dancing in old west costumes. 12:34-13:52 - EWS Tilt of snow-covered mountain with skating rink. - WS of people ice skating. - WS Pan of audience clapping. - FS of a man figure skating. - MFS of a woman figure skating with audience in background. - Various shots of people on a toboggan sled going down a ramp and hill. - Good POV FS from a toboggan going down a fast hill. - WS of skiers and a couple on a ski lift. - Good FS of a skier traveling fast down a hill and woman passing and smiling on a ski lift. 13:52-14:50 - INT WS of a person jumping off of a diving board into a large indoor pool. - Aerial WS of Grossinger’s hotel (possibly a photograph). - Various shots of flowers. - EWS of people at an outdoor table with umbrella and flowers in the foreground. 15:04-16:55 B/W, 1940s - WS of men in same attire marching on a path. - WS Pan of an equestrian jumping a fence. - WS of people exiting Grossinger’s and in lounge chairs. - Woody Wagon wood-paneled station wagon with luggage sticking out of the back passing an “Entering the Grossinger” billboard. - WS POV driving shot of past parked 1940s cars. - WS Wood-paneled station wagon stopping, being met by valet at Grossigner’s, couple exiting and bell boy retrieving luggage. - EWS of a couple playing golf. - Various HA shots of Grossinger’s grounds. - Various shots of people chatting on a tennis court, a woman removing a long skirt and revealing a shorter skirt and being handed a racket by a tennis instructor. - Various shots of a woman receiving a tennis lesson. 16:55-18:22 - MS of hanging swing sign that says “Golf Course and Lake.” - WS of a couple riding horses in the woods. - WS of equestrians, people watching and a barn. - OTS of people leaning on a fence watching equestrians. - MS of a woman while she watches equestrians. - Various shots of equestrians walking their horses with barn in background. - WS of people lined up on a fence to watch equestrian. - MFS of equestrians riding past camera. 18:22-29:11 Color, 1950s - Various great EXT shots of female guests walking towards the camera in shorts, capris and bathing suits during a beauty contest at Grossinger’s. - Great FS of a procession of female guests in bathing suits walking along the side of a pool during a beauty contest at Grossinger’s. - FS of female guests in bathing suits hitting a volley ball. - Good EXT WS Pan of female guests in bathing suits doing the Twist during a beauty contest at Grossinger’s. - MFS of a man with a microphone with women around him making an announcement during the beauty contest. - MFS funny shot of a shirtless man with a big belly standing in front of guest beauty contest contestants and announcer laughing. - MFS of guest beauty contest contestants speaking into a microphone held by announcer. - FS of guests in lounge chairs and under colorful umbrellas watching the beauty contest - MFS of contestants, announcer and guests during the beauty contest. - Various shots of guest beauty-contest contestants lined up and following along with announcer’s body movements during a game. - MFS of two older men in bathing suits dancing together. - MFS of couple in lounge chair. 29:11-30:33 - Great FS of a weight lifting contest or exhibition at Grossinger’s. - WS of people along the side of the pool. - Various good shots of a diving contest or exhibition at Grossinger’s pool. - WS PAN of people lining the pool during diving contest/exhibition. - Various shots of clowns entertaining on the diving boards and diving into the pool. - WS of two clowns on a trampoline. 30:33-31:21 - Various EXT shots of ice sculptures and well-dressed people mingling and dancing for the camera. 32:00-33:12 FS of a man getting out of a 1950s convertible.MS of a man chewing gum with American flag in the background looking at the camera.WS of Eddie carrying luggage and walking towards camera with two men.FS to MS of Eddie Fisher carrying luggage.MS of Eddie Fisher sitting on luggage wiping sweat of his head.MFS of Debbie Reynolds leaning on a fence then Eddie Fisher walking into frame, holds her hand, and they walk away. 33:45-34:14 Aerial tracking WS of Catskills’ countryside, lake and Grossinger’s pool.FS of a man putting sun tan lotion on a woman’s legs.WS of a young woman in bathing suit walking along the side of a pool.MFS of a woman on a diving board ladder. 34:16-40:23 Various shots of a parade at Grossinger’s.MS Tilt of actor Sam Levene holding an American flag.MFS of two men standing in front of an American flag.Various PAN shots of people w/microphone during a dedication of Broadway Sam Field.MFS of a Sam Levene, singing into a microphone wearing a Broadway Sam jersey and with an old woman.MS of Jennie Grossinger and Sam Levene.FS of a man in long tail tuxedo wearing a baseball mitt and joking around.Various shots a baseball game at Grossinger’s with players posing for the camera, lots of clowning around and having a good time.EXT LA WS of waiters walking down steps towards the camera with a platter.CU Pan of a platter of hot dogs.Aerial tracking WS of Catskills countryside. 40:50-43:36 B/W, 1940s INT WS of waiters picking up plates of food inside a kitchenHA WS of cooks preparing numerous plates of food.MS of plates of food.CU of a plates of food.Various shots of men in chef’s hats cutting sides of beef.CU of stamp on a side of beef.CU of a chef’s hands cutting thick slices of beef.MFS of a chef cutting thick slices of beef.MFS ZI MS of a waiter taking an order from a couple with menus and couple talking.FS Pan of a room at Grossinger’s.FS of a maid making a bed in a room at Grossinger’s.WS of women walking towards camera with lake in the background.MS of a man pushing a woman on a swing.LA WS of a man pushing a woman on swing.WS of a couple riding horses in the woods.EWS of Grossinger’s grounds and buildings. 43:47-46:21 Color 1950s Aerial Tracking WS of a lake with a dock and boats, Catskills countryside, golf course. with shadow of a plane and woods.MFS to MS of Jennie Grossinger.Various shots of a man in a blue tuxedo and people in lawn chairs.Various shots of well-dressed older women walking towards the camera.Various shots of older men looking at the cameraVarious shots of older couples in lawn chairs and some playing cards. 46:21-47:48 Slow Motion tracking WS of a man diving into a pool and people watching.Various shots of women in bathing suits on lawn chairs.MFS to MS of a couple in bathing suits walking towards the camera and woman blowing a kiss.LA MFS of a woman in bathing suit possibly on a diving board.Various shots of people in lounge chairs in bathing suits, sitting on the edge of a pool, swimming, and posing.MS of a life preserver ring with “Grossinger Country Club” written on it.MFS of a young woman in a blue bathing suit on a lounge chair.MFS of three young women in bathing suits on wood lounge chairs waving. 47:57-49:25 MFS to MS of Jennie GrossingerMFS to MS of a man wearing a Grossinger’s t-shirt walking towards the camera.MFS of a man in a blue short-sleeve blazer with bow tie looking at camera.MFS of a man with a beard looking at the camera.MFS of two older woman walking towards camera and one spinning.MFS to MS of a man in blazer walking towards camera smiling.MFS of a man in red shirt in front of flowers smiling.Various shots of older couples in lawn chairs and some playing cards.Slow Motion tracking WS of a man diving into a pool and people watching.Various shots of people in lounge chairs in bathing suits, sitting on the edge of a pool, swimming, and posing.MFS to MS of a couple in bathing suits walking towards the camera and woman blowing a kiss.LA MFS of a woman in bathing suit possibly on a diving board.MFS of two older men sitting on wood lounge chairs with their shirts open.MFS of two older women sitting on wood lounge chairs.Various shots of people in lounge chairs in bathing suits, sitting on the edge of a pool, swimming, and posing.MFS of a women in blue bathing suit and red hat standing on a pool ladder and waving.MFS of a young woman in a blue bathing suit on a lounge chair.Aerial Tracking WS of a golf course and Catskills’ countryside. 49:28-52:53 B/W, 1929 MS OTS of a woman looking at and paging through a brochure.WS ZI of through and old door revealing EXT of Grossinger’s Hotel.WS PAN of EXT of Grossinger’s Hotel with people walking on its grounds.Various shot s of Grossinger’s Hotel and its grounds.MFS of a woman in an office setting throwing papers in the air.WS of a woman in 1920s hat, conductor, and men with golf clubs entering the “Mountaineer Limited” train.Various INT shots of passengers seated in a train car.Various INT shots of passengers getting out of their seats and exiting a train car.LA WS of a steam train passing the camera and stopping at a rural station.MFS of passengers exiting a steam train passenger car.MFS of two men with golf clubs being greeted and shaking hands with a man.MFS of a chauffeur holding open a door for a woman and two men with golf clubs entering a 1920s car.MFS of a man tripping after exiting a car and people laughing at him.MFS of Jen and Harry Grossinger greeting guests.MFS Pan of a bellhop carrying luggage followed by a man in a cap.MFS Pan of a bellhop carrying golf clubs and luggage followed by a woman in 1920s hat. 52:53-55:46 Good FS of a couple hugging and kissing in front of a “No Parking” sign and then a man placing his blazer over the sign.WS of bell hops and guests entering the hotel.MFS of a woman and man shaking hands.FS of people watching as a man dives into a pool, feigns drowning, and then is rescued by another man who dives into the water who then puts on a shirt that says “Guard.”Various shots of a woman in a canoe on a lake.Various shots of members of the Grossinger family trying to tee off surrounded by people in 1920s golfing outfits.WS of Golf Pro Cliff Drake teeing off surrounded by people in golfing outfits.FS of a man wearing a blindfold attempting to tee off. 55:46-57:57 INT MFS of all-around athletic man Abe Sharkey walking on his hands in front of a backdrop.INT MFS of tennis pro Bill Homans swinging his racket in front of backdrop.INT MFS of life guard and swimming instructor Del Davidson showing swimming strokes in front of a backdrop.INT MFS of riding instructor Bill Hardey demonstrating how to hold reigns.INT MFS of golf instructor Jack Mayers showing how to swing a golf club.INT MFS of tennis instructor Jack Blaustein showing how to swing a racket.INT MFS of customer Ethel Fisher “who glorifies The Grossinger Girl” posing.INT MFS of kindergarten instructor Janet Birnbaum.INT WS of Murray Shore and His Blue & White Dance Orchestra performing. 57:57-1:03:19 OTS Tracking FS of a couple walking through groups of people.FS of people playing horseshoes surrounded by a crowd of spectators.MFS of people playing ping pong surrounded by spectators.MS tracking shot of a couple walking.HA WS of a tennis match and group tennis instruction.MF of a man with a tennis racket pacing and looking at his watch on a tennis court, meeting with a man in catcher outfit and who then performs a comedy act, juggles and then leaving with a woman.WS of a man bursting through a set of doors with a golf bag and tennis racket.Various shots of a basketball game.WS of a game of handball.EWS of a couple walking in the grass towards the camera with Grossinger’s Hotel behind them.FS of woman sitting in the grass reading a book panning to Grossinger’s Hotel.WS Pan of men running up a hill.EWS Pan of a baseball game with a barn in the background.MFS Pan of couples and a man getting ready to bat.FS of man comically batting during a baseball game.Various shots of a man hitting a homerun and people clapping. 1:03:19-1:05:29 EWS Pan of a woman walking and lakes.Various shots of a couple walking together and getting into a canoe.Various shots of a couple in a canoe.WS Pan of women exercising on a dock in a lake.Various shots of people sitting on a dock kicking their feet in the water in a lake in unison.FS of a lifeguard showing swim strokes on a dock surrounded by a crowd and a man jokingly jumping into the water, flailing, having a life preserver ring thrown to him and pretending to eat it. 1:05:36-1:05:38 - Color, 1940s WS of a man exiting a hotel. 1:05:56-1:06:47 MS of man looking at the cameraWS Pan of a lake with small boats.WS of birds flying over a lake.WS of a lake at dusk or sunrise seen through trees.WS PAN of bungalows at dawn or dusk.WS of a two-level platform in a lake. 1:06:47-1:08:05 WS of a 1940s car driving past a sign the says “Public Golf Course Entrance.”Good WS driving shot through a Catskills town with signage, 1940s cars and building facades.MS of a sign that says “Entering Sullivan County -- The Vacation Spot of America.” 1:08:07-1:11:11 FS of a 1940s car driving past the camera.Various shots of people doing yard workFS of a man sitting on a toilet that’s in the grass and being handed a tissue.Various INT shots of a painter and cans of paint.WS of men working with a shovel and pickaxe with bungalows in the background. WS PAN of a 1940s pickup truck, car, trellis and bungalows under construction.LA WS of a painter leaning out of window painting a window frame.Various shots of a man with tie and suspenders and a notebook.Good WS to MFS of a man on a riding lawnmower riding towards and past the camera.Various shots of women playing cards.Various shots of a man clipping the hedges.Various shots of men working on the exterior of a building.Various shots of men painting a fence.Various shots of men building a baseball field. 1:11:11-01:14:46 WS Pan of shirtless men next to a building with a gas pump and a sign that says “Stop.”FS of valets parking a 1940s car.Various panning shots of a parking lot full of 1940s cars.Various good HA shots of a basketball game.HA FS of a boxing children boxing.Various panning shots of people sitting on the side of pool with their feet in the water.OTS shot of a woman diving into a pool.Various shots of women swimming.HA FS of a couple dancing and people watching.MS Pan of people writing on paper. 1:15:02-1:17:46 MFS of people playing cards and walking towards the camera.WS of men working the woods.WS of men working in front of bungalows.MFS of a couple arm in arm.MFS of a woman wagging her finger in front of a man who pretends to bite it.ECU of a woman sticking out her tongue.MFS of women sitting on lounge chairs.MFS PAN of people sitting on lounge chairs with a person reading a broad sheet paper and man with a cigar in his mouth.WS Pan of a pool with workers with a ladder.FS of men diving into a pool during a swimming race and WS of spectators watching.FS of a couple on a towel kissing.OTS shot of a man diving into a pool.Various shots of people sitting on the side of a pool.MFS of a woman in a bathing suit walking away from and back towards the camera.FS of a couple on a towel kissing.Various shots of young women in both one-piece bathing suits and bikinis strutting pools side during a beauty contest.FS of men playing cards.HA WS of a woman dancing with a child at people watch.MFS of a men dancing with people who are filling out paperwork. 1:18:01-1:18:45 FS of men preparing a baseball field.Various shots of people playing cards.WS Pan of bungalow and other buildings at dusk. 1:18:45-1:19:08 WS of a car driving past a sign that says “Public Golf Course Entrance.”WS of a man golfing.WS Tilt a building in a Catskills town. 1:19:57-01:21:52 MS of man looking at the cameraWS Pan of a lake with small boats.WS of birds flying over a lake.WS of a lake at dusk or sunrise seen through trees.WS PAN of bungalows at dawn or dusk.WS of a two-level platform in a lake.WS of a 1940s car driving past a sign the says “Public Golf Course Entrance.”Good WS driving shot through a Catskills town with signage, 1940s cars and building facades

FUNNY EXERCISE

Titles read: "Men & muscles in the making". <br/> <br/>Location of events unknown - London? <br/> <br/>Various shots of men in T-shirts and baggy shorts doing physical training (PT) exercises in a hall. They change from one formation exercise to another at great speed - it looks quite funny. <br/> <br/>The men do knee-bends, box, do forward rolls, leap over sticks and so on. One strange-looking exercise involves one man standing still and straight while the men sitting in a circle around him push him this way and that.

Series of early morning shots in TianTan park; shots of men and women doing exercises (walking or jogging backwards), shots of people flying kites, PAN of square as sun rises, shots of various beautiful chinese style buildings, shots of small groups of people playing Chinese games in arched doorways.

Building Men for the US Navy

ORIG. COLOR 475 SOF / MAG. CUT STORY: VS PRES. FORD SHAKING HANDS & MOVING THROUGH CROWD AT KENNEDY ARTS CENTER BENEFIT PERFORMANCE OF THE MUSICAL " FUNNY LADY. " VO COMPTON. END C.S. VS CELEBRITIES IN CROWD, INCL. WM. SIMON, GEO. FOREMAN, PRES. & SUSAN FORD. INTVW. FORD IN CROWD. VS FORD ON STAGE W / HOWARD COSELL, SEN. LOWELL WEICKER (R.-CONN.) GEO. FOREMAN & OTHERS INCL. EUNICE KENNEDY SHRIVER. VS ALL PERFORMING EXERCISES TO BE PERFORMED AT THE RETARDED CHILDREN'S NATL. OLYMPICS. CI: CEREMONIES: OPENINGS. PERSONALITIES: FORD, GERALD. PERSONALITIES: SIMON, WILLIAM PERSONALITIES: FOREMAN, GEO. PERSONALITIES: FORD, SUSAN. PERSONALITIES: COSSELL, H. PERSONALITIES: WEICKER, L. PERSONALITIES: SHRIVER, EUNICE.

Getting fit again. <br/> <br/>World War One; sports; health. Soldiers exercising; part 1. (more of same story at beginning of same tape). Recuperating Canadian soldiers do Swedish drill on Hastings Pier. They wear dark sweats. They do all sorts of various exercises: marching in slow motion and lifting their legs up high. They build human pyramids; like cheerleaders; then jump/climb down. CU 2 guys looking straight in front of themselves as they stand in a line. They try to keep a straight face and look solemn and serious; but they end up glancing at each other and starting to giggle; finally laughing. Very funny little bit! Quick shot of men in uniform not part of this story. Then pan along rows of guys marching in place; with knees raised high. Front view of guys in rows doing exercises; reaches; lunges; all moving at once. Physical fitness; sports; training <br/> <br/>(G 413 A)

BLACK AND WHITE HISTORICAL FILM FILE OF A QUIRKY ODD INVENTION SHOWING A STRANGE EXERCISING DOOHICKEY, RIVALING PERPETUAL MOTION.

DOCUMENTARIES AND NEWSREELS

FUNNY WOMEN EXERCISING

b&w - Screen Star Sports - silent film actors - promotional ice hockey - Dorothy Phillips watches players on ice - speed skating around rink - figure skating - Phillips watches man do spin on ice, winter activities, sports, A Ton of Fun - The Three Fatties - Fatty Alexander, Fat Karr and Kewpie Ross - actors - three obese men do calisthenics - pick up juggling pins - do stretches - use medicine ball - various exercises - fat men - funny comedy piece.

Astronaut Roy Bridges does some fake press ups on the Shuttle's mid deck. At the end he shows that he can do them without his arms and only using his legs! He then fools around floating up and down the deck bashing his head into one end. Date recorded: 1985-07-29 to 1985-08-06

NAME: MAL IRAN 20080708Ix TAPE: EF08/0701 IN_TIME: 10:37:54:24 DURATION: 00:00:45:22 SOURCES: IRINN DATELINE: Kuala Lumpur, 8 July 2008 RESTRICTIONS: No Access Iran SHOTLIST: 1. Wide of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Iranian delegation at news conference at the developing eight Islamic countries summit 2. Wide of media and attendants 3. SOUNDBITE (Farsi) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Iranian President: ++Interrupted by translator's voice++ "This regime (Israel) is doomed to destruction innately and does not need the Iranian nation's act." 4. Wide of Ahmadinejad and his delegation at podium 5. SOUNDBITE (Farsi) Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Iranian President: "I assure you that there wont be any war. It is mainly a propaganda which as I previously said is a repeated, funny scenario." 6. Ahmadinejad and Iranian delegation leaving news conference as attendants applauding STORYLINE The Iranian president said on Tuesday that he does not see the possibility of a war with the United States or Israel, dismissing perceived military threats by the two countries as a "funny scenario." President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who was addressing a news conference during a visit to Malaysia for the summit of developing Muslim nations, also said he predicted Israel's "regime" would collapse without the need for any Iranian action. "I assure you that there wont be any war. It is mainly a propaganda which as I previously said is a repeated, funny scenario." Ahmadinejad's comments came a day after Iran's Revolutionary Guards said the country would retaliate against any military strike by targeting Tel Aviv and U.S. warships in the Gulf. Iranian officials have been issuing a mix of conciliatory and bellicose statements in recent weeks about the possibility of a clash with the U.S. and Israel. Ahmadinejad has said Iran has the right to defend itself. Asked to clarify his previous calls for the destruction of Israel, Ahmadinejad said he has nothing against Jews but only against the "Zionists" who rule Israel. Known for vitriolic anti-Israeli rhetoric, Ahmadinejad prompted international controversy when he called in 2005 for the Jewish state to be "wiped off the map." For the few couple of years Iran has emphasised its right to have a nuclear program, which is at the heart of its dispute with the West. The Islamic country insists its nuclear program is only for peaceful purposes, such as energy production. But the US administration believes it is for making nuclear weapons. Although Washington says it prefers a diplomatic resolution to the standoff, the US and Israel have not ruled out a military option. Israel's military sent warplanes over the eastern Mediterranean for a large military exercise in June that US officials described as a possible rehearsal for a strike on Iran's nuclear facilities.

b&w - WWII - USO and Hollywood stars, young men in city walk into draft office from street - c/u shots of faces of young men taking oath - caucasian, black - Asia, steam locomotive blows smoke - train passes and soldiers wave from windows - soldiers march in field - field exercises - Joe E. Brown performs and makes funny faces at microphone - intercut w/ soldier, audience reactions, African-Americans

GIRL SHOWING HER FRIEND HOW TO WORKOUT WITH A LEG BAND AND IT SLIPS OFF HER FOOT AND WHAPS HER IN THE FACE! PAINFUL, YET FUNNY.

No title. <br/> <br/>A woman darts player limbers up by skipping, doing leg lifting exercises and skipping before taking on a man at darts. Her exercise routine is quite funny. She wears shorts and rolled down stockings. She is quite a sturdy girl! "Eve" tosses a coin to see who is to go first. C/U of dart board and of shots of the man and woman throwing the darts with onlookers laughing. We do not see the score but it seems that Eve has triumphed. <br/> <br/>Was item in Eve's Film Review issue 367.

girls exercise in rows, Jumping jacks, Kicks, Bicycle crunch

PERSON OF THE WEEK: PETER JENNINGS CS VO ON ORTHOPEDIC SURGEON DR JAMES ST VILLE WHO SURGICALLY FIXES UP POOR AND NEEDY FOOTBALL PLAYERS WHO SUFFER FROM INJURIES THAT WERE LEFT UNATTENDED. 10:00:00 CU ARMS AND HANDS OF SURGEON BEING WASHED. 10:00:03 MS ST VILLE WEARING MASK AND HOLDING FRESHLY CLEANED HANDS IN AIR AS HE TURNS CORNER IN CORRIDOR AND GOES INTO OPERATING ROOM. 10:00:10 FILM CLIP OF GAME W/ SEATTLE SEAHAWKS FOOTBALL TEAM AND FRED YOUNG PLAYING. 10:00:19 TIGHT CU PROFILE HEAD SHOT YOUNG LYING DOWN. 10:00:20 MS YOUNG IN HOSPITAL BED W/ ST VILLE STILL IN SURGICAL GARB STANDING BEDSIDE. CU YOUNG NODDING HIS HEAD. 10:00:26 CU PROFILE ST VILLE IN FUNNY FULL SURGICAL HEAD COVERING LOOKING LIKE BABY BONNET HUGGING HEAD. 10:00:29 MS OPERATING TEAM INVOLVED IN HIP REPLACEMENT OPERATION. 10:00:31 CU BLOODY RUBBER GLOVE HOLDING DRILL. 10:00:38 CU METAL HAMMER BEING USED ON ARTIFICIAL HIP. 10:00:39 ECU GLASSES ON ST VILLE. CU HEAD SHOT YOUNG DURING OPERATION W/ HEAD COVERED W/ SHOWER LIKE CAP. 10:00:44 CU INTV W/ PRESIDENT OF THE RETIRED PLAYERS ASSOCIATION JAMES CHAMBERS COMMENTING THAT ST VILLE GIVES THE INJURED PLAYERS A CHANCE TO RECLAIM THEIR LIVES. 10:00:51 WS ST VILLE WALKING THROUGH RETIRED PLAYERS' REHABILITATION CENTER EXERCISE ROOM. 10:00:57 MS ST VILLE IN BOAT WORKING ON ENGINE. 10:01:16 LA CU BEARDED GENTLEMAN USING ARM WEIGHT MACHINE BY PUSHING HIS ARMS OUT TO SIDE. 10:01:33 BLANK.

BABES IN SPORTLAND