NEWSFEED: 10/28-29/04 CAR BOMBS IN IRAQ, ARAFAT'S LAST DAYS, BOSTON RED SOX RIOTS, FLU SHOTS, DOG RESCUE, LAS VEGAS STRIP ; DX, Opening bell of NYSE, Shrek poster in BG, Spielberg is there, clapping, pan across floor, not much activity; DX, Baghdad: smoking car on fire under bridge, military vehicles nearby. Fallujah: people look at rubble of apartment building;DX, Mosul: flaming remains of a car by side of road, people stare at debris. Iraq: UK tanks lined up, Scottish flag waves; DX, military truck tows tank, military vehicles drive past tents, UK soldiers stand ready w/rifles, military trucks drive; DX, terrorists in masks make announcement in Arabic. From Iraqi television: video of Polish hostage, constant logo;DX, Kabul: people walk around UN car, helicopters fly, UN cars enter compound, UN flag, TH says UN members are hostages; DX, ext. Arafat compound, huge concrete walls surround building. Middle East, men in suits exit minivan, enter building; DX, TH says many Drs. are treating him, talks about his condition. Military exits hospital, guards stand outside doors; DX, red sox team members at airport, they're sprayed w/water, they carry trophy, Boston streets, thousands of fans celebrating; DX, Boston police in helmets, vests, guns, girl flashes crowd, people celebrating, cops on monocycles, cops use tear gas; DX, cops arrest fan, cops put man in paddy wagon, people clapping, cheering.tour bus drives past crowd, man hangs out car window; DX, Fenway Park banner. Var TH, players, owners about Red Sox win. Russia: mine town, workers exit mine, rescue workers; DX, Dead miner's body is loaded onto truck, man cries, opening of mine shaft, Russian ambulance, mine workers; DX, Old woman stands up to walker, woman holds toddler in lab, old people in line at store, old people boarding ship; DX, old people on board boat, view of Seattle from back of boat, repeat footage, then: woman pour small bottle of champagne;DX, woman holds toddler on her lap, pan over to 3 yr old, shot of Victoria, BC, girl gets shot, cries, old people get flu shots; DX, Kid hugs two large dogs in vets office, golden lab on leash, aerial of dog lifted in rescuers arms, dog rescued from river;DX, beach yellow rescue boat, seal pup is released from rescue net, would be cute except for creepy tracking device they put on it;DX, Arafat's Mercedes pulls up to helicopter, people mob it, chopper takes off. Chopper lands, frail Arafat exits, gets on plane; DX, Arafat's private jet takes off, lands at Paris airport, Arafat arrives at French hospital via helicopter;DX, Arafat's helicopter leaves Jordan,men in suits wave TH says Arafat will return to continue his work, Palestinians crying ; DX, Palestinians crowds walking. Iraq: street blocked by fire engine, smoking car remains, semi truck on fir, people watch; DX, Senator Barbara Boxer campaign, she appeals to veterans, tosses out T-shirts. Vegas strip: people on escalator, the Hilton, Belagio;DX, WS Vegas strip, people walk down sidewalk. People stand in line inside government building, waiting to vote; DX, Man's collection of mousetraps, some old & rusted, vintage boxes, plastic rat, live trap, holds up unhappy black cat;DX, Student talks about frat hazing incident, Delta Epsilon frat house, flag, bumper sticker, students walk on campus;DX, Voting lines in Oklahoma, people in voting booths. Kerry responds to Bin Laden tape, says he is committed to fighting terrorism; DX, Bush responds to Bin Laden tape, says we will win war on terrorism. Repeat of Kerry reaction to Bin Laden;

NAME: US PARIS AD 20080807E TAPE: to follow IN_TIME: DURATION: 00:00:00 SOURCES: funnyordie.com DATELINE: See script for details RESTRICTIONS: Check script for details SHOTLIST ++MANDATORY CREDIT TO FUNNY OR DIE MUST BE DISPLAYED.++ No re-use/re-sale without clearance ++WHEN USED ONLINE A LINK TO THE VIDEO MUST BE DISPLAYED HTTP://CDN.FUNNYORDIE.COM/VIDEOS/64AD536A6D ++ FunnyorDie.com Hamptons - date unknown 1. Clip from The Paris Hilton Presidential Campaign "Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity too. Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot. But then that wrinkly, white-haired guy used me on his campaign ad which I guess means I'm running for president." AP Television New York, NY - 6 August 2008 2. Mid of people crossing busy New York street 3. SOUNDBITE: (English) Vox pop, Resident, name unknown: "Maybe her dog. That would be good. Paris Hilton and her purse dog." 4. SOUNDBITE: (English) Vox pop, Resident, name unknown: "Hmmm, how about Hillary? Two blondes in power, one with brains, one without. It's perfect!" 5. SOUNDBITE: (English) Vox pop, Resident, name unknown: "Vice President? Oh, you know, her friend from the show, Nicole Ritchie, I guess...or else there would be trouble, I'm sure, you know?" Funny or Die.com ++MANDATORY CREDIT - No more than 30 seconds to be used++ Hamptons - date unknown 6. UPSOUND: (English) Paris Hilton on ad "If you'll excuse me, I have to pick out a vice president. I'm thinking Rhianna. I'll see you at the White House." 7. End of advertisement with the name "Paris" over American flag PARIS HILTON STARS IN MOCK CAMPAIGN AD Paris Hilton didn't need cue cards for her mock presidential ad poking fun at John McCain's campaign for disparagingly linking Barack Obama with her. The 27-year-old celebrity heiress memorised her entire monologue, which included Hilton outlining her energy plan, in an online video spoof posted on Funny or Die, the comedy Web site's content director said. Co-founder Adam McKay came up with the concept for a mock ad starring Hilton, which has received over 3 million views since it was posted Tuesday. Last week, McCain launched an ad comparing his Democratic rival Obama to Hilton and Britney Spears, suggesting Obama was no more than an empty celebrity candidate unready to lead the U.S. Hilton initially shied away from the debate over the ad and its effectiveness. But she responded Tuesday with the Funny or Die spoof. "Adam thought it would be really funny to get Paris to respond to the John McCain ad that featured her," Funny or Die content director Amy Rhodes told The Associated Press on Wednesday. "Adam contacted Paris directly, and she agreed to do it. He wrote the sketch. And she really, really loved it." In the online video, Hilton - clad in a leopard-print swimsuit and heels while lounging poolside - announces her candidacy for president and suggests an energy plan that combines elements of McCain's offshore oil drilling plan and Barack Obama's incentives for new energy technology. She also suggests a running mate: R&B singer Rihanna. "I want America to know that I'm, like, totally ready to lead," she says in the video. Rhodes said the video was directed by Jake Szymanski and produced by Chris Henchy of Gary Sanchez Productions. She said the video took a few hours to shoot at the house where Hilton was staying in the Hamptons. Rhodes also said Hilton was not compensated for appearing in the video, "because she decided she just wanted to do it for fun." Jason Moore, Hilton's manager, would not comment to the AP about Hilton's appearance in the video.

00:00:00:15 LONG montage VO of ground shots of the Hilton house, exteriors, the gate, people delivering cupcakes, delivering dog food, media circus. (5:03) /

INTERVIEW: Paris Hilton on being a part of the afternoon, what she thinks of DSquared2's new canine couture line, her dog, how she named her dog, her daily routine with her dog, their number one favorite thing to do together, her dog's favorite food, the naughtiest thing her dog has ever done, what she would want to tell the world to raise animal abuse awareness at the yoox.com and DSQUARED2 Canine Couture Launch To Benefit Much Love Animal Rescue at Beverly Hills CA. (Footage by WireImage Video/GettyImages)

INTERVIEW: Paris Hilton on being a part of the afternoon, what she thinks of DSquared2's new canine couture line, her dog, how she named her dog, her daily routine with her dog, their number one favorite thing to do together, her dog's favorite food, the naughtiest thing her dog has ever done, what she would want to tell the world to raise animal abuse awareness at the yoox.com and DSQUARED2 Canine Couture Launch To Benefit Much Love Animal Rescue at Beverly Hills CA. (Footage by WireImage Video/GettyImages)

NAME: US CAMPAIGN 20080806Ix TAPE: EF08/0795 IN_TIME: 11:15:07:12 DURATION: 00:02:17:23 SOURCES: AP Television/VARIOUS DATELINE: Various - 6 August 2008 RESTRICTIONS: SHOTLIST ++CLIENTS PLEASE NOTE NO MORE THAN 30 SECONDS OF FUNNYORDIE.COM VIDEO MAY BE USED.++ ++MANDATORY CREDIT TO FUNNY OR DIE MUST BE DISPLAYED.++ ++WHEN USED ONLINE A LINK TO THE VIDEO MUST BE DISPLAYED HTTP://CDN.FUNNYORDIE.COM/VIDEOS/64AD536A6D ++ ABC - No Access North America/Internet Elkhart, Indiana - 6 August 2008 1. Mid of Presumptive Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama walking into town hall rally UPSOUND: applause ABC - No Access North America/Internet Jackson, Ohio - 6 August 2008 2. Mid of Presumptive Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain shaking hands with employees at Merillat Industries McCain Campaign Advertisement Released 6 August 2008 3. UPSOUND: (English) McCain advertisement showing various shots of Obama, UPSOUND: (English) "Is the biggest celebrity in the world ready to help your family? The real Obama promises higher taxes, more government spending; so fewer jobs." ABC - No Access North America/Internet Elkhart, Indiana - 6 August 2008 4. Mid of Obama walking up onto stage, hugs Senator Evan Bayh, and walks to podium, pull out to wide of rally 5. SOUNDBITE: (English) Barack Obama, Presumptive Democratic Presidential Candidate: "I know that Senator McCain likes to call himself a maverick and the fact is, there have been times where, in the past, he did show some independence. But the price he's paid for his party's nomination has been is to reverse himself on position after position, and now he embraces the failed Bush policies of the last eight years, the politics that helped break Washington in the first place." 6. Wide of Obama at rally Funny or Die.com - ++MANDATORY COURTESY - No more than 30 seconds to be used++ Hamptons - date unknown 7. UPSOUND: (English) funnyordie.com advertisement calling McCain "the oldest celebrity in the world" and asking "Is he ready to lead?" Dissolve into Hollywood heiress Paris Hilton: "Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity too. Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot. But then that wrinkly, white-haired guy used me on his campaign ad which I guess means I'm running for president." AP Television New York, NY - 6 August 2008 8. Mid of people crossing busy New York street 9. SOUNDBITE: (English) Vox pop, Resident, name unknown: "Maybe her dog. That would be good. Paris Hilton and her purse dog." 10. SOUNDBITE: (English) Vox pop, Resident, name unknown: "Hmmm, how about Hillary? Two blondes in power, one with brains, one without. It's perfect!" 11. SOUNDBITE: (English) Vox pop, Resident, name unknown: "Vice President? Oh, you know, her friend from the show, Nicole Ritchie, I guess...or else there would be trouble, I'm sure, you know?" Funny or Die.com - ++MANDATORY CREDIT - No more than 30 seconds to be used++ Hamptons - date unknown 12. UPSOUND: (English) Paris Hilton on ad "If you'll excuse me, I have to pick out a vice president. I'm thinking Rhianna. I'll see you at the White House." 13. End of advertisement with the name "Paris" over American flag STORYLINE Hollywood heiress Paris Hilton issued a mock presidential advertisement poking fun at Presumptive Republican Presidential Candidate John McCain's campaign for disparagingly linking Barack Obama with her. The 27-year-old celebrity heiress memorised her entire monologue, which included Hilton outlining her energy plan, in an online video spoof posted on Funny or Die, the comedy Web site's content director said. Co-founder Adam McKay came up with the concept for a mock ad starring Hilton, which has received over three (m) million views since it was posted on Tuesday. Last week, McCain launched an ad comparing his Democratic rival Obama to Hilton and Britney Spears, suggesting Obama was no more than a vapid celebrity candidate unready to lead the US. Hilton initially shied away from the debate over the ad and its effectiveness. But she responded on Tuesday with the Funny or Die spoof. In the online video, Hilton, clad in a leopard-print swimsuit and heels while lounging poolside, announced her candidacy for president and suggests an energy plan that combines elements of McCain's offshore oil drilling plan and Barack Obama's incentives for new energy technology. "Hey America, I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity too," Hilton said. "Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot. But then that wrinkly, white-haired guy used me on his campaign ad which I guess means I'm running for president." She also suggested a running mate: R&B singer Rihanna. Voters on the streets of New York City on Wednesday had a fun time imagining a Paris Hilton administration. One prospective voter, asked by AP Television who Hilton should choose for Vice President, suggested Hillary Clinton. "Two blondes in power, one with brains, one without. It's perfect!," the voter said. Meanwhile, McCain didn't mention the Hollywood socialite in campaign appearances on Wednesday in West Virginia. He instead focused his attacks on Obama, whose tax plans McCain said would be "exactly the wrong strategy" for America in its time of economic trouble. Obama, meanwhile, questioned McCain's status as a "maverick." "The price he's paid for his party's nomination has been is to reverse himself on position after position, and now he embraces the failed Bush policies of the last eight years, the politics that helped break Washington in the first place," Obama said at a campaign rally in Elkhart, Indiana. As both candidates move nearer to their party conventions, which will mark the home stretch towards the November 4 presidential balloting, the combative campaign tone shows no sign of abating. The race remains relatively close, with the most recent Associated Press-Ipsos poll showing Obama with a six-percentage point advantage over McCain at 47-41.

NEWSFEED: 1/5-9/06 LOTS INTERNATIONAL NEWS, ARIEL SHARONS HOSPITALIZATION, BIRD FLU PANIC, FOREIGN POLAR BEAR CLUBS ;CHINA YEAR OF THE DOG STAMP Asian people in winter clothes waiting in line, Int post office crowd buying stamps & cards; Cashier using abacus...IRAQ ROADSIDE BOMB helicopter, distant hummer blocking hwy ;BIRD FLU IN TURKEY traffic, Int hospital staph wearing masks, DX men carrying coffin, man hyperventilating ;CHINESE ICE SWIMMERS Polar Bear Club sorts dive into icy lake. PALESTINIANS CALL FOR ARIEL SHARON DEATH quiet protesters ;Protesters give food to passing motorists, woman uvulates. FILE ACTING PM OLMERT photo-op, meeting w/Sharon, voting ;Olmer & Schwarzenegger (?!). BUSH WITH FORMER SECRETARIES at meeting, 'hook 'em horns' ;JAPAN SNOW CAUSES HOME COLLAPSE NX house damaged by weight of snow, DX trains buried in snow, street scenes ;IRAQ JOB DEMO TURNS RIOT men running carrying tree branches, men w/branches dancing, riot police, crowd, men throwing rocks ;Crowd fleeing, men carry injured person, injured in hospital. FILE PAT ROBERTSON speech. IRAQ BUSH SECRETARIES MEETING ;U.S. flat & sunset, soldier looking thru rifle scope, Melvin Laird, Madeleine Albright interview, meeting ;U.S. troop in Afghanistan, nuclear missile on truck, NORTH KOREA Kim Jong Il, Saddam Hussein w/cigar, Bush waving, meeting ;ARIEL SHARON ambulance at hospital, windows, outdoor briefing (a very brief briefing). FILE PARIS HILTON introducing watch line; PALESTINIANS newspaper vendor, Sharon on front page, bread vendor. ISRAELI OPPOSITION PARTY meeting, city traffic, street scenes ;IRAQ ARMY DAY CEREMONY rainy day military ceremony, laying wreath, soldiers marching, military vehicles on display; JERUSALEM TOURISTS skyline, crowds of tourists, street scenes. HOSPITAL guard at entrance, Sharon's advisor arriving ;RUSSIA ANNUAL SWIM ice cut away from frozen river, decorating tree, Polar Bear Club types swim in icy river ;People in swim suits link arms & dance in a circle on frozen river, swimmers enjoying themselves ;TURKEY BIRD FLU snowy farm, calves, turkeys, dead dog, crowd & men wearing space suits on sidewalk, man drops bundle in truck; Men wearing space suits putting live turkeys in sack (head first!), researcher chasing chicken... ;JAPAN US NAVY HANDS OVER SAILOR NX MPs leading man covered by sheet, surveillance video, DX blood stain on floor ;Section of street blocked off, Japanese police activity, crime scene. IRAQ TRUCKS SET ON FIRE burning truck on side of hwy ;Restaurant on corner damaged by explosion. IRAQ US FORCES RAID MOSQUE mosque, triumphal arch, shell on ground ;Man holds biohazard package & shell for camera, damage. AERIAL SHARON ISRAELI DOCS OPINIONS dr watching MRI; IRAN NUCLEAR press conf. U.K. PRINCE WILLIAM STARTS MILITARY ACADEMY arriving, escorted in along with Prince Charles ;FILE CHENEY shaking hands w/Katrina victims. PA ALITO PROTEST lively Southern Baptist church service, NX protesters; FILE SAMUEL ALITO w/Bush, w/senators. JERUSALEM morning mist over city, man reading newspaper, Sharon on front page, Synagogue ;Int man unwraps shawl, man praying. FM SHALOM speaker at dinner. FILE CHENEY being given leather jacket at Harley-Davidson plant ;

INTERVIEW: Paris Hilton on being a part of the afternoon, what she thinks of DSquared2's new canine couture line, her dog, how she named her dog, her daily routine with her dog, their number one favorite thing to do together, her dog's favorite food, the naughtiest thing her dog has ever done, what she would want to tell the world to raise animal abuse awareness at the yoox.com and DSQUARED2 Canine Couture Launch To Benefit Much Love Animal Rescue at Beverly Hills CA. (Footage by WireImage Video/GettyImages)

[LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN: RUDY GIULIANI] [NEW YORK, NY USA] OFF AIR RECORDING OF "THE LATE SHOW WITH DAVID LETTERMAN" WITH GUEST PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE RUDOLPH GIULIANI. 23:35:22 >> FROM NEW YORK, THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD, 23:35:25 IT'S THE LATE SHOW WITH 23:35:26 DAVID LETTERMAN. TONIGHT... 23:35:42 PLUS PAUL SHAFFER AND THE CBS ORCHESTRA. 23:35:51 >> AND NOW, A MAN WHO SAW SHREK THREE EIGHT TIMES THIS 23:35:59 WEEKEND, DAVID LETTERMAN! [CHEERING AND APPLAUSE] 23:36:09 >> THANK YOU VERY MUCH ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) 23:36:11 ( BAND PLAYING "LATE SHOW" THEME ) 23:36:16 THAT'S IT RIGHT THERE. HOW DO YOU DO. 23:36:22 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO 23:36:24 THE LATE SHOW, OR AS JIMMY CARTER CALLS IT, THE WORST 23:36:26 SHOW IN HISTORY. (LAUGHTER) 23:36:34 >> Dave: I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING, LADIES AND 23:36:36 GENTLEMEN. HERE IN NEW YORK CITY, TODAY 23:36:38 WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY! OH! 23:36:39 (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) >> Dave: IT'S SUNNY AND 70 , 23:36:49 JUST LIKE KATIE COURIC. >> Dave: BOY, ARE YOU 23:37:01 EXCITED? YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS, IT'S 23:37:03 FLEET WEEK. IT'S THE BEGINNING OF FLEET 23:37:04 WEEK. DO WE HAVE MILITARY 23:37:06 PERSONNEL? (APPLAUSE) 23:37:07 >> Dave: IT'S THE LAST CHANCE FOR PARIS HILTON TO 23:37:09 HAVE FUN BEFORE SHE GOES TO PRISON. 23:37:11 (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: PARIS HILTON IS 23:37:20 GOING TO JAIL. NOW LET ME TELL YOU 23:37:22 SOMETHING. IF I WERE ARRESTED AND I 23:37:24 WENT TO JAIL, I WOULD GO TO A REAL JAIL. 23:37:26 I WOULD GO TO THE OLD GRAYBAR HOTEL. 23:37:28 I WOULD BE IN THE SLAMMER. THEY WOULD HAVE ME IN STIR. 23:37:32 I WOULDN'T SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY FOR THE DURATION OF MY 23:37:34 SENTENCE. PARIS HILTON GOING TO A 23:37:37 SPECIAL NEEDS PRISON. (LAUGHTER) 23:37:40 >> Dave: SPECIAL NEEDS FOR INMATES WHO REQUIRE 23:37:42 PEDESTRIAN I CURES. -- PEDICURES. 23:37:47 HOW ABOUT THAT PHIL SPECTER TRIAL OUT IN CALIFORNIA. 23:37:49 BEEN FOLLOWING THIS, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 23:37:51 I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOU THIS GUY BUT HERE IS HOW THE 23:37:53 PROSECUTORS ARE DESCRIBING HIM. 23:37:55 THEY SAY HE IS A TRIGGER HAPPY PARANOID WHO NEVER 23:37:57 LEAVES HIS COMPOUND WITHOUT A WIG. 23:37:59 (LAUGHTER) >> Dave: IT'S LIKE I HAVE A 23:38:05 TWIN. (LAUGHTER) 23:38:06 (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: OH, MAN, BRITNEY 23:38:17 SPEARS, DID YOUEAR ABOUT BRITNEY SPEARS NOW? 23:38:20 WELL HERE IS WHAT HAPPENED. SHE'S ON AN AIRPLANE AND SHE 23:38:24 GETS A LITTLE TENSE, A LITTLE IRRITABLE. 23:38:26 AND HERE IS THE REASON SHE IS IRRITABLE AND TENSE ON 23:38:28 THE AIRPLANE, THEY HAD TO TAKE HER OFF OR SHE RUNS 23:38:30 OFF, THINK WAY SHE GOT OFF. AND IT WAS BECAUSE ON THE 23:38:34 AIR PLAEB THEY DID NOT HAVE LEATHER SEATS. 23:38:39 (LAUGHTER) >> Dave: THAT'S RIGHT. 23:38:42 I A BEGINNING TO THINK THAT THAT DAY AND A HALF IN REHAB 23:38:45 WASN'T ENOUGH. I -- 23:38:48 (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: IF SHE IS N 23:38:57 CAREFUL PEOPLE ARE GOING TO START THINKING THAT SHE'S 23:39:00 UNSTABLE. (LAUGHTER) 23:39:04 >> Dave: BOY, HERE'S INTERESTING NEWS. 23:39:06 REGIS PHILBIN, YOU KNOW REGIS PHILBIN -- 23:39:10 (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: REGIS IS TAKING HIS 23:39:12 SHOW, IT IS THE REGIS LEE AND KELLY LEE SHOW -- 23:39:17 (LAUGHTER) >> Dave: AND THIS WEEK HE'S 23:39:18 DOING THE SHOW EVERY DAY THIS WEEK IN NEW ORLEANS, 23:39:21 LOUISIANA. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) 23:39:28 >> Dave: I THOUGHT TO MYSELF HAVEN'T THOSE PEOPLE 23:39:30 SUFFERED ENOUGH? (APPLAUSE) 23:39:41 >> Dave: HEY, DO YOU LIKE NEWS ABOUT TREASURE HUNTING? 23:39:48 WELL, SOME TREASURE HUNTERS FOUND A SUNKEN SHIP IN THE 23:39:51 ATLANTIC, WENT DONE IN THE 1700s. 23:39:54 AND IN THE SUNKEN SHIP 500 MILLION DOLLARS OF GOLD 23:39:59 COINS. THAT'S NOT ALL. 23:40:08 THEY ALSO FOUND LARRY KING'S WALLET. 23:40:13 (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: HEY, PAUL! 23:40:34 >> Dave: PAUL SHAFFER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! 23:40:39 (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: WE'RE DOING 23:40:40 SOMETHING TONIGHT, I WANT TO GET RIGHT TO IT BECAUSE I'VE 23:40:43 NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE BIT 23:40:45 ABOUT THIS GUY. HIS NAME IS MIKE WEST AND 23:40:47 HE'S FROM ALLIANCE, OHIO. AND HE IS AN INVENTOR. 23:40:51 AND WHAT HE HAS DONE IS TAKEN JET ENGINES AND HE'S 23:40:54 PUT THEM ON THINGS, THINGS THAT YOU NORMALLY WOULDN'T 23:40:57 THINK REQUIRE JET ENGINES. THINGS THAT DON'T 23:41:01 NECESSARILY NEED TO BE JET POWERED. 23:41:04 HE, FOR EXAMPLE, HE INVENTED THE JET JEE 23:41:07 >> Paul: JET POWERED JEEP. >> Dave: JET POWERED JEEP. 23:41:10 IT'S EQUIPPED WITH AN ARMY HELICOPTER ENGINE, JET 23:41:13 POWERED JEEP. HE ALSO INVENTED THE JET BAR 23:41:16 STOOL. HOW MANY FOLKS PURCHASED A 23:41:21 JET BAR STOOL? (APPLAUSE) 23:41:27 >> Dave: BUT TONIGHT HE IS GOING TO BE DEMONSTRATING 23:41:29 FOR US HIS NEWEST INVENTION, IT'S THE JET POWERED 23:41:33 RECLINER. THE JET POWERED RECLINER. 23:41:38 TURN ON THE THING OUT THERE ON 53rd STREET AND SAY HELLO 23:41:40 TO MIKE WEST. HIGH, MIKE, HOW ARE YOU? 23:41:43 >> GOOD, GOOD. (APPLAUSE) 23:41:50 >> Dave: NOW I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS, MIKE. 23:41:52 TELL US ABOUT THE INSPIRATION BEHIND THE JET 23:41:54 POWERED RECLINER. >> WELL, THE INSPIRATION WAS 23:41:57 PRETTY MUCH JUST TOO MANY HOURS DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD. 23:42:00 WE JUST FIGURED WE PUT JET ENGINES IN ALMOST EVERYTHING 23:42:02 ELSE Y NOT DO A JET POWERED RECLINE ENGINEER RIGHT. 23:42:06 NOW YOU SAY WE PUT JET ENGINES IN ALMOST EVERYTHING 23:42:09 ELSE. NOW STRICTLY SPEAKING, 23:42:11 THAT'S NOT TRUE S IT? >> WELL, ALMOST TRUE, YEAH. 23:42:14 >> Dave: YEAH. AND CAN YOU DRIVE THIS ON 23:42:17 THE ROADS AROUND THE ALLIANCE, OHIO. 23:42:22 >> IT'S NOT ACTUALLY STREET LEGAL. 23:42:23 >> WHAT ABOUT THE HOUSE, YOU CAN DRIVE IT AROUND THE 23:42:25 HOUSE. >> WELL, YEAH, WE DO DRIVE 23:42:27 IT AROUND THE HOUSE, AROUND AND AROUND AND AROUND. 23:42:30 >> Dave: WHAT KIND OF SPEED WHAT IS THE TOP SPEED 23:42:33 BECAUSE YOU HAVE TWIN JET ENGINES IN THERE, DEVELOPING 23:42:35 80 POUNDS OF THRUST EACH. WHAT KIND OF SPEED ARE WE 23:42:37 LOOKING AT. >> TOP SPEED WE ESTIMATE IT 23:42:39 SHOULD RUN ABOUT 50 MILES AN HOUR. 23:42:41 >> Dave: 50 MILES AN HOUR. THAT'S UNBELIEVABLE. 23:42:44 AND ARE YOU SELLING THESE NOW? 23:42:46 >> NO, THESE ARE ON A SPECIAL ORDER BASIS ONLY. 23:42:50 THIS IS THE ONLY ONE IN THE WORLD SO. 23:42:52 >> Dave: YOU BETTER PUT SOME MORE MANPOWER ON THE PHONES 23:42:54 BACK IF LIANCE, OHIO, BECAUSE AFTER TONIGHT, MIKE, 23:42:57 I HAVE A FEELING EVERYBODY IS GOING TO BE WANTING A 23:43:01 JET-POWERED RECLINER. (APPLAUSE) 23:43:07 >> Dave: NOW MIKE, WHEN ARE YOU AT MAXIMUM SPEED, WHEN 23:43:10 YOU'VE ACHIEVED CRUISING SPEED CAN YOU ACTUALLY 23:43:13 RECLINE IT? >> WELL, NOT AT MAXIMUM 23:43:15 SPEED, NO. WE'RE PRETTY MUCH HANGING ON 23:43:18 FOR DEAR LIFE AT MAXIMUM SPEED. 23:43:20 ALL RIGHT. WELL, A LITTLE BIT LATER YOU 23:43:22 WILL BE DEMONSTRATING IT FOR US ON 53rd STREET. 23:43:25 THANK YOU VERY MUCH, MIKE WEST, LADIES AND GENTLEMAN. 23:43:28 (APPLAUSE) >> HI, ROCKING CHAIR LADY. 23:43:39 >> Dave: NOW FOR LEGAL REASONS HE HAS TO SAY THAT 23:43:42 IT WILL ONLY GO ABOUT 50 MILES AN HOUR. 23:43:44 BUT IF YOU SAW IT IN REHEARSAL YOU KNOW THAT WE 23:43:46 CAME THAT CLOSE TO BREAKING THE SPEED OF SOUND. 23:43:49 (LAUGHTER) >> Dave: THAT CLOSE TO 23:43:52 BREAKING THE SOUND BARRIER. >> Paul: THEY'RE JET 23:43:54 ENGINES. >> OF COURSE. 23:43:55 I MEAN -- I MEAN -- I MEAN, I MEAN, EYE -- I, I, I. 23:44:02 >> Paul: EXACTLY. >> LET ME, I WANT TO MENTION 23:44:04 ONE THING HERE. OUR GOOD FRIEND PAUL SHAF 23:44:06 CERTIFICATE INVOLVED IN A BENEFIT CONCERT FOR QUESTION 23:44:09 MARK -- >> QUESTION MARK. 23:44:10 >> Dave: QUESTION MARK. >> Paul: OF QUESTION MARK -- 23:44:12 THE LEAD SINGER OF QUESTION MARK AND THE MYSTERIOUS. 23:44:15 >> Dave: HE LOST ALL HIS POSSESSIONS IN A HOUSE FIRE. 23:44:18 >> Paul: IT WAS A MYSTERIOU FIRE. 23:44:19 >> Dave: THAT'S RIGHT. AND THEIR BIG HIT, 96 TEARS. 23:44:23 >> HUGE T WAS HUGE. >> Dave: THE BENEFIT CONCERT 23:44:25 IS WEDNESDAY, MAY 23rd AT THE HIGH LINE BALLROOM. 23:44:28 >> Paul: BRAND-NEW CLUB IN TOWN, HIGH LINE BALLROOM, 23:44:30 FABULOUS. >> Dave: WEST 16th STREET. 23:44:32 >> Paul: YEAH? AND PERFORMING THERE GARY 23:44:34 FEARY AND THE PLAYTHINGS. TOMMY RAMONE. 23:44:38 >> Paul: OF THE RAMONES. >> JOE BOUCHARD OF BLUE 23:44:40 OYSTER CULT. >> Paul: FORGET ABOUT IT. 23:44:41 >> Dave: THE GREAT PAUL SHAFFER, LADIES AND 23:44:44 GENTLEMEN. >> Paul: PERFORMING 96 23:44:45 TEARS. (APPLAUSE) 23:44:47 >> Paul: DOING 96 TEARS WITH QUESTION MARK, PERFORMING 23:44:50 THE SONG WITQUESTION MARK. >> Dave: ON THE PROGRAM 23:44:53 TONIGHT RUDOLPH GIULIANI IS HERE,ED WILLEES AND 23:44:58 GENTLEMEN WITH JESUS & MARY CHAIN. 23:45:01 (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: RIGHT NOW IT'S TIME 23:45:12 FOR A FAVORITE SEGMENT OF OURS, SPEAKING OF REPUBLICAN 23:45:15 PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES THE NAME OF THE SEGMENT, JOHN 23:45:18 McCAIN INTERVIEWS HIMSELF. HERE WE GO. 23:45:23 WATCH CLOSELY. NOW ARE THERE PROBLEMS WITH 23:45:31 SECTARIAN VIOLENCE, OF COURSE THERE IS, ARE AL 23:45:33 QAEDA BEING SHOVED OUT OF BAGHDAD INTO AREAS OUTSIDE 23:45:36 OF BAGHDAD. YES, DO WE HAVE TO 23:45:39 EXPERIENCE MORE, YES. DOES THE MALIKI GOVERNMENT 23:45:41 HAVE TO ACT MORE EFFECTIVELY, MORE INCLUSIVELY, ABSOLUTELY 23:45:46 THEY DO. WILL WE BE ABLE TO TIN 23:45:49 MORE WHO CAN OPERATE INDEPENDENTLY ON THEIR OWN, 23:45:51 WE HAVE A WAYS TO GO. IS IT A TOUGH ISSUE IN 23:45:54 AMERICA? YES. 23:45:58 (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN 23:46:09 IN TELEVISION A LONG TIME, PAUL HAS BEEN IN TELEVISION 23:46:11 A LONG TIME. HERE IS WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO 23:46:12 IF ARE YOU IN TELEVISION. THIS TIME OF THE YEAR WE'RE 23:46:14 COMING TO WHAT IS TYPICALLY THE END OF THE TELEVISION 23:46:17 SEASON. AND WHAT YOU WANT TO DO SO 23:46:19 MAKE SURE PEOPLE DON'T FORGET ABOUT YOU OVER THE 23:46:21 SUMMER VACATION WHEN YOUR SHOW COMES BACK IN THE FALL, 23:46:23 YOU HAVE TO HAVE A CLIFFHANGER. 23:46:25 YOU HAVE TO HAVE SOME KIND OF EXCITING EPISODE AND WILL 23:46:28 CAUSE PEOPLE TO BE DUMBFOUNDED FOR THREE MONTHS. 23:46:34 THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT. >> Paul: WALK AROUND LIKE 23:46:37 THAT FOR THREE MONTHS. >> SO THAT THEY DON'T 23:46:39 FORGET ABOUT YOU BECAUSE THE AMERICAN ATTENTION SPAN 23:46:41 AS YOU KNOW IS VERY, VERY BRIEF. 23:46:42 SO THIS IS WHAT YOU NEED. AND WE HAVE N OUR OWN 23:46:45 CLIFFHGERS. >> WE HAVE CLIFFHANGERS? 23:46:48 >> BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT YOU FOLKS TO FORGET ABOUT US 23:46:50 EVEN UNTIL TOMORROW NIGHT THAT IS HOW SHORT THE 23:46:52 ATTENTION SPAN IS. SO HERE NOW IS THE FIRST OF 23:46:55 THE LATE SHOW CLIFFHANGERS. TAKE A LOOK. 23:47:04 HEY, WHAT COL TIE IS DAVE GOING TO WEAR ON THE SHOW 23:47:07 TONIGHT? >> THE ANSWER JUST MIGHT 23:47:10 SURPRISE YOU. (APPLAUSE) 23:47:25 >> Dave: NOW OVER THE WEEKEND HOW ABOUT THIS JIMMY 23:47:27 CARTER. HE SPOKE WITH UNUSUALLY 23:47:28 HARSH WORDS ABOUT THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION, DID YOU HEAR 23:47:30 ABOUT THIS? HE MENTIONED IT AND WHO 23:47:32 KNOWS WHAT CONTEXT IT WAS IN BUT HE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT 23:47:34 THE BUSH FOREIGN POLICY BEING THE WORST IN THE 23:47:36 HISTORY OF THE PRESIDENCY. SO NOW TO PRESENT -- TO 23:47:40 PRESIDENT BUSH'S CREDIT IT LOOKS LIKE, HOWEVER, HE IS 23:47:43 TAKING THE HIGH ROAD IN RESPONDING. 23:47:44 >> Paul: HE IS? >> YEAH, SO HE IS NOT GOING 23:47:46 TO BE SUCKED INTO THIS, HE IS TAKE THE HIGH ROAD. 23:47:50 >> Paul: WHAT IS IT? >> WATCH. 23:47:52 >> IN A RECENT INTERVIEW JIMMY CARTER LASHED OUT WITH 23:47:56 UNPRECEDENTED CRITICISM OF THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION'S 23:47:58 POLICIES. BUT GEORGE W. BUSH WILL NOT 23:48:00 RESPOND WITH HIS OWN CRITICISM OF THE CARTER 23:48:03 ADMINISTRATION BECAUSE HE BELIEVES SH ATTACKS ARE 23:48:05 INAPPROPRIATE AND ALSO BECAUSE HE CAN'T REMEMBER 23:48:07 ANYTHING FROM THE YEARS 1977 TO 1981. 23:48:11 BUSH, HEAD FOR THE MOUNTAINS. (LAUGHTER) 23:48:16 >> Dave: TIME NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR GREAT 23:48:18 MOMENTS IN PRESIDENTIAL SPEECHES. 23:48:20 HERE WE GO. >> THAT THE ONLY THING WE 23:48:28 HAVE TO FEAR IS FEAR ITSELF. >> ASK NOT WHAT YOUR COUNTRY 23:48:36 CAN DO FOR YOU, ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR YOUR COUNTRY. 23:48:41 >> LET ME -- LET ME -- LET ME -- LET ME --. 23:48:48 >> Dave: THAT'S RIGHT. NOW WHEN WE COME BACK, 23:48:54 RUDOLPH GIULIANI, THE JESUS & MARY, MIKE WEST ON WEST 23:49:00 53rd STREET AND HIS JET POWERED RECLINER. 23:49:02 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. >> Dave: PAL, IN A COUPLE 23:52:18 MINUTES MIKE WEST FROM ALLIANCE, OHIO, IS GOING TO 23:52:21 BE LIGHTING UP THE JET POWERED LA-Z-BOY. 23:52:24 HE WAS TELLING ME IF THIS GOES WELL HE IS WORKING ON A 23:52:27 JET POWERED SOFFA. YEAH. 23:52:30 AND MAYBE A JET POWERED END TABLE. 23:52:35 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, TIME RIGHT NOW FOR A LITTLE 23:52:37 SOMETHING WE CALL SMALL TOWN NEWS. 23:52:39 HERE WE GO. SMALL 23:52:41 SMALL TOWN IT GIVES YOU THE BLUES 23:52:50 THE NEWS FROM SMALL TOWN 23:52:58 >> Dave: HERE WE GO, FROM THE MINERAL COUNTY, 23:53:01 INDEPENDENT NEW, HAWTHORNE, NEVADA. 23:53:03 LOOK AT THIS, LOST IF YOU HAVE SEEN OR FOUND A MALE 23:53:06 LIGHT-COLOURED POMERANIAN NAMED MISTER, YOU CAN KEEP 23:53:10 HIM IF YOU WANT TO. KEEP HIM. 23:53:19 ALL YOURS. (APPLAUSE) 23:53:21 >> Dave: HERE IS AN AD FROM THE MANCHESTER STAR MERCURY, 23:53:24 IN MANCHESTER, GEORGIA. LOOK AT THIS, A MOTHER'S DAY 23:53:28 FAVORITE FROM PIG ELEY WIGGLEY, SKY VODKA, GRAY 23:53:32 GOOSE, REPSYCHEA VODKA. >> THIS IS FROM THE DEWITT 23:53:46 IRA, ENTERPRISE IN ARKANSAS. BETTE ARCHER DEMONSTRATES 23:53:52 ONE USE OF GOURDS IN HER GOURD MANIA PRESENTATION AT 23:53:56 THE GARDEN SHOW. GOURD MANIA. 23:54:04 >> Paul: YOU KIDS, YOU PROMISED NOW. 23:54:11 >> Paul: WHO IS THAT. >> Dave: SHE IS NOT ENJOYING 23:54:13 GOURD MANIA. SHE NEVER THOUGHT GOURD 23:54:15 MANIA WAS A GOOD IDEA. THIS IS FROM THE STAR PRESS 23:54:19 MUNCEY, INDIANA. OH BOY THIS IS A SAD 23:54:22 CAUTIONARY TALE. LOOK AT THIS, HUSBAND CRASHS 23:54:25 INTO HOUSE IN ALLEGED ATTEMPT TO KILL WIFE. 23:54:28 HE ALLEGEDLY TOLD HIS WIFE TO SIT IN THE LIVING ROOM 23:54:31 CHAIR BY THE PICTURE WINDOW. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 23:54:36 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. (APPLAUSE) 23:54:44 >> Dave: THAT'S AWFUL. ISN'T THAT AWFUL. 23:54:46 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. OH MY GOD. 23:54:52 >> Paul: BOY, WAS HE BACK. >> Dave: WHY DON'T YOU JUST 23:54:55 SIT THERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 23:55:03 THAT'S HORRIBLE. >> Paul: ISN'T IT? 23:55:06 THEN CAME SMASHING HIS CAR NOT PICTURE WINDOW. 23:55:09 >> Dave: ONE WONDERS WHAT THE DISCUSSION MIGHT HAVE 23:55:11 BEEN PRIOR TO THAT. YOU KNOW WHAT, ARLENE, HEY, 23:55:14 ARLENE, YO KNOW WHAT, WHY DON'T YOU JUST SIT RIGHT 23:55:18 THERE. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 23:55:25 (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: OH, NO, IT IS AN 23:55:27 UGLY, AWFUL -- THIS IS THE WEST VALLEY VIEW IN LIPFIELD 23:55:32 PARK, ARIZONA, ANOTHER SAD STORY. 23:55:34 MAN FOUND DEAD IN DOUGH IS THE HEADLINE THERE. 23:55:38 LOOK AT THIS. THERE IS THE WHOLE SOME 23:55:40 BAKERY, CAN READ THE SLOGAN THERE, YEAH, TASTE THE 23:55:43 DIFFERENCE. TASTE THE DIFFERENCE. 23:55:54 >> Dave: THIS IS FROM THE UNION DEMOCRAT, THIS FOUND 23:55:57 IN A TIME CAPSULE HOLDS CURIOUS CONTENTS. 23:56:00 THE 1979 CAP ACTUAL -- CAPSULE INCLUDED AINY BAG 23:56:03 OF MARIJUANA SEEDS AND THE INSTRUCTIONS, PLANT, GROW, 23:56:08 SMOKE AND ENJOY. (APPLAUSE) 23:56:15 >> Dave: I'M SAD TO REPORT HERE IS ANOTHER SAD STORY 23:56:17 FROM TIMES HERALD, WASHINGTON INDIANA. 23:56:19 LOOK AT THIS. POLICE REPORT TIMOTHY KOX 23:56:21 REPORTED A LITTLE DEBBI SNACK CAKE HAD BEEN STOLE 23:56:24 FRIEND HIS RESIDENTS. I'M NOT WITH THE FBI OR 23:56:35 ANYTHING BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE A CRIME SPREE. 23:56:38 SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY IS ON A CRIME SPREE. 23:56:40 THIS IS FROM THE COUNTY TIMES SUSANVILLE, CALIFORNIA. 23:56:46 GINO'S AUTO BODY WHERE YOU ARE E CUSTOMER. 23:56:54 GREAT, GOOD, OKAY. AND FINALLY THIS IS FROM THE 23:57:05 FLORIDA, DESTINE UNITED METHODIST CHURCH WILL BE 23:57:09 OFFERING HOT WINGS BIBLE STUDY AT THE OUTDOOR DECK OF 23:57:14 THE HOOTERS RESTAURANT. >> BY GOLDY, YOU CAN'T BEAT 23:57:17 THAT. >> Paul: SMALL TOWN 23:57:20 IT GIVES YOU THE BLUES THE NEWS FROM SMALL 23:57:28 TOWN >> Dave: BA, BA, BA, BA. 23:57:37 OKAY, NOW, IT'S GOING TO TAKE A SECOND FOR MIKE WEST 23:57:40 TO GET THAT THING FIRED IT UP. 23:57:42 AND WE HAVE TO ISSUE THE AUDIENCE EAR PLUGS. 23:57:46 BECAUSE THE RACKET IS TREMENDOUS. 23:57:48 >> THIS IS OUTSIDE. HE HAS IT OUTSIDE. 23:57:50 >> Dave: EVEN OUTSIDE, YES. >> Paul: IN HERE WE HAVE 23:57:52 TO -- >> WE HAVE TO ISSUE THE 23:57:54 AUDIENCE EAR PLUGS IN HERE. >> Paul: 800 MILES AN HOUR. 23:57:58 >> Dave: CLOSE TO THE SPEED OF SOUND. 23:57:59 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH RUDOLPH GIULIANI, EVERYBODY 23:58:36 TO GET MORE MAXIMUM PAYLOAD FOR THE NEW FORD SUPER DUTY 23:58:39 WE GAVE IT A RIGID FRAME AND 8 - INCH LONGER LEAF SPRINGS. 23:58:44 WHICH PUSH THE PAYLOAD UP TO MORE THAN 3 TONS. 23:58:52 INTRODUCING THE BOLD, NEW F-SERIES SUPER DUTY. 23:58:56 IT'S BUILT BETTER.... TO WORK HARDER FOR YOU. 00:00:55 >> Dave: THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 00:00:56 OUT ON THE STREET, IS HE STILL OUT THERE? 00:00:59 THIS IS GOING TO BE UNBELIEVABLE, LADIES AND 00:01:02 GENTLEMEN, ARE YOU READY. >> WE'RE JUST ABOUT READY. 00:01:05 >> Dave: GETTING CLOSER WITH FINAL TUNEUP. 00:01:07 >> WE HAVE TO GET THE REMOTE CONTROL ON. 00:01:09 >> Dave: DO YOU HAVE AFTERBURNERS WITHIN YES, WE 00:01:11 DO, ON EACH ENGINE. >> Dave: AND YOU WILL TURN 00:01:15 THOSE ON AND SEE A BIG FLAMEOUT. 00:01:17 >> THE BURNERS ARE CUSTOM BUILT, BUT IT JUST A SMALL 00:01:21 FLAME. WHEN WE DO THE BIG FIRE, YOU 00:01:23 WILL SEE IT. >> Dave: OKAY. 00:01:26 AND WHAT'S THE CHANCE OF YOU PUTTING THIS IN THE HUDSON? 00:01:28 >> HOPEFULLY VERY SLIM. >> Dave: ALL RIGHT, GOOD, 00:01:31 CHECK BACK, A GREAT AMERICAN, RIGHT THERE. 00:01:34 MIKE WEST. FOR EIGHT YEARS OUR FIRST ****************RUDY GIULIANI ********************** 00:01:37 GUEST SERVED AS MAYOR OF THE GREATEST CITY IN THE WORLD 00:01:39 AND NOW HE IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED 00:01:41 STATES. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE 00:01:43 WELCOME THE HONORABLE RUDOLPH GIULIANI. 00:01:47 HERE WE GO. (APPLAUSE) 00:02:05 WELCOME BACK. >> THANK YOU. 00:02:06 >> Dave: GOOD TO SEE YOU. >> GOOD TO SEE YOU TOO. 00:02:09 >> Dave: HOW ABOUT THOSE YANKEES. 00:02:12 >> WE ESCAPED ONE LAST NIGHT, WHOA. 00:02:13 >> Dave: WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN THERE AND WHAT IS 00:02:16 GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN REASON ROGER CLEMENS SHOWS UP. 00:02:18 >> I THINK, WE'RE HOPING AND PRAYING THAT HE STABILIZES 00:02:22 EVERYTHING. I MEAN -- 00:02:23 >> DOES IT BOTHER YOU THAT HE'S MY AGE, ROGER CLEMENS. 00:02:29 (LAUGHTER) >> GIVES ME A LITTLE PAUSE. 00:02:30 I DO HAVE TO NOTE THAT IN THE ACCOMPLISHMENTS CATEGORY 00:02:34 OF BEING MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY WERE FOUR YANKEE WORLD 00:02:38 CHAMPIONSHIPS. >> Dave: THERE YOU GO. 00:02:39 YOU CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT, BY GOSH. 00:02:41 (APPLAUSE) >> Dave: WHEN YOU TRAVELED 00:02:44 AROUND NOW IN OFFICIAL CAPACITY AS A CANDIDATE, 00:02:48 CONGRATULATIONS BY THE WAY ON ANNOUNCING. 00:02:50 >> THANK YOU, THANK YOU (APPLAUSE) 00:02:52 >> Dave: HOW IS -- HOW IS NEW YORK PERCEIVED BY THE 00:02:56 REST OF THE COUNTRY? >> I THINK NEW YORK IS 00:02:58 PERCEIVED, YOU KNOW, VERY OPENLY. 00:03:01 I MEAN I THINK THAT THE OLD IMAGE OF NEW YORK BEING SORT 00:03:04 OF A COLD PLACE AND EVERYBODY BEING TREATED 00:03:08 HARSHLY HERE HAS KIND OF CHANGED. 00:03:10 PEOPLE COME TO ME, TELL ME. I CAME TO NEW YORK. 00:03:12 IT WAS VERY NICE. THE PEOPLE WERE VERY NICE. 00:03:15 I SAY TO THEM, ARE YOU SURE YOU WENT TO NEW YORK. 00:03:18 >> Dave: BUT -- >> I THINK HONESTLY, I THINK 00:03:21 SEPTEMBER 119th PROBABLY CHANGED A LOT OF THAT. 00:03:24 I THINK AMERICANS SAW NEW YORKERS AS VERY MUCH A PART 00:03:27 OF THIS COUNTRY. WE UNDERSTOOD WE HAVE TO 00:03:29 RELY ON THE REST OF THE COUNTRY. 00:03:30 SO I THINK IT CREATED SORT OF A BOND THAT OVERCOMES 00:03:33 SOME OF THAT PAST STUFF. >> Dave: PEOPLE ARE -- I 00:03:37 MEAN IRRESCTIVE OF THEIR FEELINGS HISTORICALLY, 00:03:41 COLLECTIVELY AND HISTORICALLY, PEOPLE ARE 00:03:43 STILL ALWAYS ATTRACTED TO THE CITY, AREN'T THEY. 00:03:45 >> YEAH, IT IS AMERICA'S BIGGEST CITY. 00:03:47 I ALWAYS CALL THE CAPITAL OF THE WORLD. 00:03:49 >> Dave: SURE. >> THE POPE REITERATED THAT 00:03:51 WHICH MADE IT EASIER FOR ME TO CALL THE CAPITAL OF THE 00:03:53 WORLD. I THINK OF IT, IT IS THE 00:03:55 MOST DIVERSE CITY IN THE WORLD. 00:03:56 MORE PEOPLE SPEAKING DIFFERENT LANGUAGES, ALL 00:04:00 RACES, RELIGIONS, BACKGROUNDS. 00:04:01 I THINK PEOPLE SEE IT ON TELEVISION, IN MOVIES. 00:04:05 AND I THINK IT HAS SUCH AN EXPECTATION OF BEING 00:04:08 FORBIDDING AND DIFFICULT, WHEN THEY COME HERE, AND 00:04:10 PEOPLE DON'T SNARL AT THEM T KIND OF WORKS. 00:04:13 >> THAT'S RIGHT. IT MAY BE FROM AFAR PERHAPS 00:04:15 A LITTLE INTIMIDATING BUT WHEN YOU REALLY T HERE AND 00:04:18 YOU ESCAPE WITH YOUR LIFE, YOU FEEL PRETTY GOOD ABOUT 00:04:21 IT. THAT'S T WAY IT USED TO BE. 00:04:25 THAT'S THE WAY IT USED TO BE. 00:04:27 >> Dave: AND WHAT IS CAMPAIGNING LIKE NOW. 00:04:30 BECAUSE PREVIOUSLY FIVE BOROUGHS, AN TO I GUESS A 00:04:34 LESSER EXTENT THE TRISTATE AREA, BUT MOSTLY THE CITY, 00:04:37 YOU WOULDN'T BE CAMPAIGNING, WHAT IS IT LIKE CAMPAIGNING 00:04:39 IN OFF THE 50 UNITED STATES? >> IT'S NOT AS DIFFERENT AS 00:04:42 CAMPAIGNING IN NEW YORK. YOU GET TO DO A FEW 00:04:45 DIFFERENT THINGS LIKE LAST WEEK I WAS ON A FARM IN 00:04:47 IOWA. AND I WAS DOING SOMETHING I 00:04:49 DIDN'T DO TOO OFTEN AS MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY. 00:04:54 Dave: THAT'S A -- WHAT IS THAT, THAT IS A DOG, RIGHT? 00:05:00 >> WELL, IT WAS EXPLAINED TO ME THAT THAT IS A -- AND 00:05:05 IS IS WHAT YOU DO WITH IT. I DIDN'T GET A LOT OF 00:05:08 EXPERIENCE DOING THAT IN MANHATTAN, I HAVE TO TELL 00:05:10 YOU. >> Dave: WHAT -- 00:05:11 >> BUT YOU LEARN HOW TO DO DID. 00:05:13 >> Dave: WHAT IS THE PERSPECTIVE THAT AMERICANS, 00:05:15 YOUR FEEDBACK ON AMECANS. SEE I LOOK AT IT LIKE, ARE 00:05:17 WE IN A SITUATION NOW WHERE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY HAS 00:05:20 NEVER BEEN AT AREATER DISADVANTAGE BECAUSE OF HOW 00:05:25 PEOPLE VIEW THE PREVIOUS OR THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION 00:05:28 THEN PREVIOUS ADMINISTRATION WHEN THE ELECTION IS HELD? 00:05:30 IS THAT PART OF WHAT YOU FIND WHEN ARE YOU 00:05:33 CAMPAIGNING? >>. MOSTLY IN THE REPUBLICAN 00:05:36 PRIMARY RIGHT NOW SO IT IS WITH REPUBLICAN VOTERS, 00:05:39 SOMETIMES INDEPENDENT VOTERS, A FEW DEMOCRATS. 00:05:41 AMONG REPUBLICAN VOTERS THAT NOT THE BIG ISSUE. 00:05:44 MAYBE WHENOU GET TO A GENERAL ELECTION WE'LL HAVE 00:05:46 TO DEAL WITH THAT. BUT I TEND TO THINK NOT AS 00:05:48 MUCH AS PEOPLE THINK. PEOPLE ARE FORWARD LOOKING. 00:05:50 I MEAN WHAT THEY ARE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT AND WILL TRY 00:05:52 TO FIGURE OUT IN NOVEMBER OF 2000, WHO DO THEY WANT TO 00:05:56 LEAD THE COUNTRY. WHO DO THEY THINK IS GOING 00:05:58 TO BE MOST EFFECTIVE IN DEALING WITH TERRORISM, THE 00:06:00 WAR ON TERROR, -- TERROR, OUR DOMESTIC ECONOMY, SOME 00:06:04 THE PROBLEMS WE HAVE TO FACE, HEALTH CARE, LOWERING TAXES. 00:06:08 REORGANIZING GOVERNMENT, TRYING TO MAKE IT MORE 00:06:10 CAN'T. I THINK PEOPLE ARE GOING TO 00:06:12 LOOK FORWARD AND SAY WELL, OF THESE TWO CANDIDATES THAT 00:06:14 ARE LEFT, WHO IS BEST. >> AND YOU FIND KNOW EROSION 00:06:18 IN YOUR OWN PARTY? NOT AMONG -- NOT AMONG 00:06:21 THE REPUBLICAN BASE. I MEAN I CAN SEE THE POLLS. 00:06:24 AND I SEE THAT AMONG THE DEMOCRATS AND INDEPENDENTS 00:06:27 WE HAVE GOT A LONG WAY TO GO AND WE HAVE TO MAKE UP A LOT 00:06:30 OF GROUND. AMONG REPUBLICANS THERE IS 00:06:32 STILL A STRONG SENSE OF UNITY ON THESE PRINCIPLESS 00:06:34 OF BEING ON OFFENSE AGAINST TERRORISM, BEING ON OFFENSE 00:06:37 FOR A GROWTH ECONOMY. BUT I THINK WHEN WE GET TO A 00:06:39 GENERAL ELECTION THERE IS A LOT OF WORK WE HAVE TO DO 00:06:42 BECAUSE WE REALLY TOOK A BEATING IN THE LAST ELECTION, 00:06:44 REPUBLICANS DID. AND PART OF IT FOR GOOD 00:06:46 REASON, BECAUSE WE BECAME -- WE BECAME WHAT WE SAID WE 00:06:49 WEREN'T. WE BECAME SPENDERS THAT WERE 00:06:51 AS BIG AS THE DEMOCRATS WERE. 00:06:52 WE HAVE TO GET THAT UNDER CONTROL. 00:06:54 WE HAVE TO EXERCISE FISCAL RESTRAINT, REDUCE SPENDING, 00:06:57 THINGS THAT RONALD REAGAN USED TO DO, WE HAVE TO 00:06:59 RETURN TO GOVERNMENT. >> Dave: AND OF COURSE WHAT 00:07:01 LOOMS AT THE TOP OF THAT LIST AND IS GETTING IN THE 00:07:03 WAY OF ALL THE OTHER THINGS SUBORDINATE TO THAT IS THE 00:07:06 SITUION IN IRAQ RIGHT NOW. >> WELL SURE. 00:07:08 BUT THE SITUATION IN IRAQ HAS TO BE SEEN IN LIGHT OF 00:07:10 THE OVERALL TERRORIST WAR AGAINST US. 00:07:12 AND I THINK IS IMPORTANT TO DESCRIBE IT AS THE TERRORIST 00:07:14 WAR AGAINST US. BECAUSE THEY BEGAN THIS WAR. 00:07:17 THIS WAR EXISTS BECAUSE THEY ARE PLANNING TO COME HERE 00:07:19 AND KILL US. YOU LOOK AT A SITUATION LIKE 00:07:21 IN NEW JERSEY TWO WEEKS AGO WITH THOSE PEOPLE PLANNING 00:07:24 TO ATTACK FORT DIX. THEY WERE PLANNING THAT FOR 00:07:26 16 MONTHS. NOBODY IS MAKING THIS UP. 00:07:28 THIS IS REAL. SO WHEN YOU LOOK AT IRAQ, 00:07:30 YOU CAN'T LOOK AT IT IN AN ICE LATED WAY. 00:07:32 YOU HAVE TO LOOK AT IT FROM THE POINT OF VIEW OF THE 00:07:35 ACTIONS WE TAKE THERE, HOW IS THAT GOING TO AFFECT 00:07:37 IRAN. IRAN IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN 00:07:39 IRAQ. HOW WILL IT AFFECT SYRIA. 00:07:41 WHAT IS IT GOING TO MEAN FOR THE GROWTH OF THESE OTHER 00:07:44 ISLAMIC TERRORIST GROUPS. AND SO WE'VE GOT TO COME TO 00:07:46 A RESOLUTION IN IRAQ THAT HELPS NEWS THE OVERALL WAR 00:07:50 OF 9 TERRORISTS AGAINST US AND NOT ONE IN WHICH WE 00:07:53 SIGNAL OUR RETREAT. THE THING THAT I FOUND MOST 00:07:55 DISTURB WAS GIVING OUT A SCHELE OF OUR RETREAT TO 00:07:58 OUR ENEMIES. I HAVE NEVER HEARD IN THE 00:08:00 HISTORY OF WAR WHERE AN ARMY IS REQUIRED TO GIVE UP A 00:08:03 PRINTED SCHEDULE OF RETREAT TO ENEMY FORCES. 00:08:06 DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. (APPLAUSE) 00:08:09 >> Dave: YEAH. >> Dave: WITH WILL BENEFIT 00:08:20 OF LOOKING BACK ON ALL OF THIS NOW, WAS THERE ANOTHER 00:08:23 STRATEGY THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN MORE EFFECTIVE THAN 00:08:26 GETTING INTO A IN IRAQ? WAS THERE ANYTHING ELSE -- 00:08:30 SOMETHING ELSE THAT COULD HAVE LESSENED THE ONGOING 00:08:32 THREAT TO THE CITIZENS OF THIS COUNTRY OTHER THAN 00:08:35 ATTACKING IRAQ. >> I THINK THERE WOULD HAVE 00:08:37 BEEN A BETTER STRATEGY AND I THINK THE ADMINISTRATION HAS 00:08:40 ADMITTED A LOT OF THIS, THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN A 00:08:42 BETTER STRATEGY OF HOW TOO IT WHICH WOULD HAVE BEEN AS 00:08:45 MUCH EMPHASIS ON THE -- AFTER THE OVERTHROW OF 00:08:47 SADDAM HUSSEIN, AS MUCH EMPHASIS ON WHAT WAS GOING 00:08:50 TO HAPPEN THEN, ON THE REBUILDING OF SOCIETY, THE 00:08:53 EMPHASIS ON MAKING SURE PEOPLE HAD A STABLE LUZ -- 00:08:57 STABLE ENVIRONMENT IN WHICH TO LIVE. 00:08:58 WE KIND OF DIDN'T PLAN FOR THAT THE WAY WE SHOULD HAVE. 00:09:01 I WOULD HAVE USED -- I WOULD HAVE USED AN APPROACH THAT I 00:09:03 WAS FAMILIAR WITH IN NEW YORK. 00:09:05 THE COME STAT APPROACH, IRAQ STAT. 00:09:08 HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE WORKING, HOW MANY FACTORIES ARE OPEN, 00:09:11 HOW MANY CHILDREN ARE GOING BACK TO SCHOOL, AS WELL AS 00:09:14 REDUCING THE VIOLENCE. BECAUSE I THINK THAT 00:09:16 HAPPENED IN IRAQ IS WE DEPOSED SADDAM. 00:09:20 THE VAST MAJORITY OF PEOPLE IN IRAQ WERE DELIGHTED ABOUT 00:09:23 THAT. WE GOT RID OF A TERRIBLE 00:09:25 DICTATOR. BUT THEN AFTER A WHILE THEIR 00:09:27 LIVES WERE NO BETTER AN IN SOME CASES THEIR LIVES WERE 00:09:29 WORSE. SO WE HAD RESPONSIBILITY FOR 00:09:31 THAT. AND DON'T KNOW THAT WE 00:09:33 UNDERSTOOD THAT EARLY ENOUGH. 00:09:34 I THINK WE PICKED IT U NOW BUT I THINK FOR THE LONGEST 00:09:37 TIME WE DIDN'T PICK THAT UP. >> Dave: NOW AGAIN ANOTHER 00:09:39 RIDICULOUS HYPOTHETICAL QUESTION. 00:09:41 REGARDLESS OF THE PARTY IN POWER, REGARDLESS OF THE MAN 00:09:44 OR WOMAN IN THE OFFICE, WOULD WE HAVE BEEN AT WAR IN 00:09:47 IRAQ? EVERYTHING UP TO THAT 00:09:49 DECISION MAKING POINT IS THE SAME. 00:09:51 >> YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD TO SAY. 00:09:53 IT GOT THE VOTE OF A LOT OF DEMOCRATS WHO SUPPORTED IT 00:09:57 AND ACTUALLY WHEN SADDAM WAS OVERTHROWN, PRAISED THE 00:10:00 PRESIDENT FOR DOING IT. IT WAS THE POLICY OF THE 00:10:03 CLINTON ADMINISTRATION TO HAVE REGIME CHANGE IN IRAQ. 00:10:08 SO IN A WAY GEORGE BUSH CARRIED OUT WHAT BILL 00:10:11 CLINTON WANTED TO DO AND DIDN'T GET THE OPPORTUNITY 00:10:13 TO DO. SO WHO KNOWS. 00:10:16 WHO KNOWS. (APPLAUSE) 00:10:21 I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN IF A DIFFERENT 00:10:23 PRESIDENT WERE THERE. >> Dave: WE WILL BE RIGHT 00:10:25 BACK HERE WITH RUDOLPH GIULIANI. 00:11:26 (FEMALE ANNOUNCER) PRIMP. 00:11:28 COIF. GUSSY UP. 00:11:31 YOUR INSIDES WITH METAMUCIL. 00:11:37 IT'S 100% PSYLLIUM INFUSED TO DO MORE THAN JUST CLEANSE 00:11:39 YOUR BODY. MEMUCIL ACTUALLY HELPS LOWE, 00:11:46 MAKING YOUR HEART LOOK OOH-LA-LA. 00:11:49 METAMUCIL. BEAUTIFY YOUR INSIDE. 00:11:52 THIS SEASON'S BEAUTY SECRET? NEW BERRY BURST. 00:11:56 MEN'S ROGAINE FOAM. 00:11:58 THE FIRST AND ONLY FOAM... 00:12:00 THAT REGROWS HAIR. EASY TO USE, 00:12:01 DRIES QUICKLY, IT COULD BE THE FASTEST PART 00:12:04 OF YOUR ROUTINE. MEN'S ROGAINE FOAM. 00:12:09 USE IT OR LOSE IT. LOOK AT ALL THIS ROOM! 00:12:12 IT'S AN ENTERPRISE RENTAL... HEADING TOWARD 00:12:14 A WEEKEND ADVENTURE. AT 50% OFF. 00:12:17 WOW DAD, LOOK! THAT'S FRIDATO MONDAY. 00:12:18 50% OFF. MOST CARS. 00:12:20 MOST WEEKENDS. MOST NEIGHBORHOOD 00:12:22 LOCATION PICK ENTERPRISE. 00:12:24 WE'LL PICK YOU UP. >> Dave: NOW I WANT TO SAY 00:14:17 THANK YOU, PAUL, WHEN MAYOR GIULIANI WAS MAYOR OF NEW 00:14:21 YORK CITY WE WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ALLOWED T HAVE THE JET 00:14:24 RECLINER ON 53rd STREET. JUST TOO DANGEROUS. 00:14:28 (LAUGHTER) >> Dave: TELL ME ABOUT THIS, 00:14:32 MAYBE I HAVE THIS WRONG, THERE WAS A FUND-RAISING 00:14:34 EVENT, YOU AND JOHN McCAIN WERE RAISING FUNDS TOGETHER 00:14:36 S THAT WHAT IT WAS. >> WE WERE RAISING MONEY FOR 00:14:39 THE REPUBLICAN PARTY LAST WEEK. 00:14:40 AND I SPOKE EARLIER IN THE PROGRAM, HE SPOKE LATER. 00:14:43 AND YOU KNOW, WE HAD JUST BEEN TO THE DEBATE TOGETHER, 00:14:49 STANDING NEXT TO EACHTHER DURING THE DEBATE, KIDDING 00:14:51 AROUND, DURING OR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DEBATE I WOULD 00:14:54 MAKE A COMMENT TO HIM OR HE WOULD MAKE A COMMENT TO ME, 00:14:56 WHICH I CAN'T REPEAT. BUT I SAID, I KNEW HE WAS 00:14:59 COMING LATER. AND I EXPLAINED TO THE 00:15:01 PEOPLE HERE THAT HE IS A GOOD FRIEND OF MINE, SOMEONE 00:15:03 I RESPECT. I SAID I GUESS IF I WASN'T 00:15:05 RUNNING I WOULD PROBABLY BE VOTING FOR HIM, I GUESS, 00:15:08 EXCEPT I FOUND A BETTER CANDIDATE. 00:15:10 (LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE) 00:15:18 >> THIS IS VERY SINCERE. JOHN IS A VERY GOOD FRIEND. 00:15:22 AND I HAVE ENORMOUS ADMIRATION FOR HIM FOR ALL 00:15:24 THE REASONS THAT WE ALL KNOW. 00:15:26 THE MAN IS A HERO. WHAT HAPPENED IN VIETNAM 00:15:28 MAKES HIM A HERO THAT ALONE. AND THEN WHAT HE HAS DONE 00:15:31 FOR US SIN THEN. HE IS A MAN I ADMIRE 00:15:35 TREMENDOUSLY. WHATEVER HAPPENS IN THE 00:15:36 CAMPAIGN HAPPENS BUT WE ARE GOING TO CONTINUE TO BE 00:15:38 FRIENDS. >> AND IS IT SHALL -- -- IT 00:15:40 SEEMS LIKE THINGS HAVE STARTED AWFULLY EARLY THIS 00:15:43 ELECTION S THAT ABOUT RIGHT? >> THEY HAVE AND THEY 00:15:45 HAVEN'T. THE PRIMARY IS LESS THAN A 00:15:47 YEAR AWAY I MEAN IT IS ALL GOING TO GET DECIDED ON 00:15:50 FEBRUARY 5TH OF NEXT YEAR. ALL THE BIG ONCE, WE HAVE 00:15:54 BEFORE THAT IS IOWA AN NEW HAMPSHIRE AND SOUTH CAROLINA 00:15:57 AND FLORIDA. SO THOSE ARE PRETTY 00:15:59 IMPORTANT PRIMARIES. THEY ARE THE ONES THAT USED 00:16:01 TO DETERMINE. BUT RIGHT AFTER THAT YOU 00:16:03 HAVE ALL THOSE FEBRUARY 5 PRIMARYS THAT INCLUDE NEW 00:16:05 YORK AND CALIFORNIA AND NEW JERSEY. 00:16:07 I THINK I WILL IL, I'M NOT SURE IF ILLINOIS IS PART OF 00:16:10 THAT. MICHIGAN. 00:16:11 A WHOLE GROUP. >> Dave: IS TOO EARLY FOR 00:16:13 PEOPLE TO START THINKING IN TERMS OF OTHER POSSIBLE 00:16:16 COMBINATIONS LIKE YOU AND McCAIN ON A TICKET. 00:16:19 >> SURE TOO, EARLY. >> Dave: IT IS TOO EARLY. 00:16:21 >> TOO EARLY. I LIKE THAT COMBINATION, I 00:16:23 HAVE FORGOTTEN WHICH ONE, THE RUDY MITT ROMNEY THING, 00:16:28 LIKE THE ORDER. RUDY McCAIN THAT WAS A GOOD 00:16:33 ORDER AS FAR AS I WAS CONCERNED NO, I THINK IT IS 00:16:37 TOO EARLY FOR THAT. >> Dave: WHAT ABOUT FORMER 00:16:39 PRESIDENT JIMMY CARTER TALKING ABOUT THE -- 00:16:41 SCRIBING THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION, DID HE 00:16:44 MISSPEAK, WAS IT TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT. 00:16:46 >> SURE HE DID. I'M SURE JIMMY CARTER WOULD 00:16:48 LIKE TO TAKE IT BACK. HE SORT OF SAID THAT TODAY. 00:16:50 THAT IS NOT THE RIGHT THING TO DO FOR AN EX PRESIDENT 00:16:53 TO DO TO A CURRENT PRESIDENT, WHEN THE COUNTRY IS IN WAR, 00:16:57 I THAT I IS DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN. 00:16:59 THE DETERMINATION OF THE KIND OF PRESIDENT GEORGE BUSH 00:17:02 IS WILL BE ME BY HISTORY. 00:17:04 AND THEN THERE WILL BE BIG DECISIONS THAT HE MADE THAT 00:17:06 PEOPLE ARE GOING TO LOOK AT. HARRY TRUMAN WAS, YOU KNOW, 00:17:09 HAD SIGNIFICANT DIFFICULTIES AS GREAT OR MORE THAN GEORGE 00:17:12 BUSHES, BUT THEN IN RETROSPECT WHEN WE LOOK BACK 00:17:15 ON IT HE MADE THE BIG DECISIONS OF HIS PRESIDENCY 00:17:17 SO WELL THAT HE HAS BECOME ONE OF OUR GOOD TO GREAT 00:17:20 PRESIDENTS. >> Dave: AND WHAT DOES A 00:17:23 PERSON DO ON THE VERY FIRST DAY OF OFFICE? 00:17:26 YOU ARE SWORN IN, WHOEVER IS SWORN IN, WHATOES A PERSON 00:17:29 DO ON THAT FIRST DAY. >> WELL, WHEN I WENT TO CITY 00:17:33 HALING, YOU FIGURE OUT WHERE THE BATHROOM IS. 00:17:35 AND YOU TRY TO FIND WHERE IS THE CLOSET AND -- 00:17:40 >> BUT IN TERMS OF -- >> SERIOUSLY, DOW IT BEFORE 00:17:43 YOU GET INTO OFFICE. FIRST THING YOU DO IS YOU 00:17:45 SEE WHERE YOU ARE ON IRAQ AND THE WAR ON TERROR AND 00:17:48 MAKE SURE -- AND MAKE SURE THEY ARE DOING THE THINGS 00:17:51 YOU WANTS TO BE DOING. WE DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE 00:17:53 GOING TO BE ON IRAQ THENMENT YOU MAKE SURE THE COUNTRY IS 00:17:56 SECURE, YOU MAKE SURE IT IS SAFE. 00:17:58 YOU BEGIN FOCUS ON HOW WE CAN MAKE PROGRESS IN KEEPING 00:18:01 THE COUNTRY SAFE AGAINST TERRORISTS BY STAYING ON 00:18:03 OFFENSE. AND THEN I THINK YOU 00:18:05 IMMEDIATELY START TO REDUCE, GET CONTROL OF THE BUDGET. 00:18:08 I DID THAT WHEN I WAS THE MAYOR, I STARTED DOING IT 00:18:10 TWO DAYS AFTER I WAS ELECTED. 00:18:12 ON THIS CASE I WOULD START WORK ON HOW TO REDUCE 00:18:15 SPENDING, HOW TO GET IT UNDER CONTROL. 00:18:16 HOW TO LOOK AT WAYS TO STIMULATE THE ECONOMY. 00:18:18 IEAN THOSE ARE THE THINGS YOU TART WORKING ON RIGHT 00:18:21 AWAYMENT BUT THE MAJOR THING IS NATIONAL SECURITY. 00:18:23 >> Dave: SPEAK OF ECONOMY, WHY IS IT THAT WE'RE LOOKING 00:18:25 AT GASOLINE AT $3 A GALLON. >> I THINK THE SITUATION IN 00:18:30 THE MIDDLE EAST HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS. 00:18:32 THE FACT WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH REFINERIES HAS 00:18:34 SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT. THERE IS A BOTTLENECK THAT 00:18:36 OCCURS. EVEN IF WE WERE TO FIND MORE 00:18:38 OIL IT IS GOING TO BE HARD TO GET IT TO WHERE IT HAS TO 00:18:41 GO BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T BUILT A NEW REFINERY IN 20, 25 00:18:44 YEARS, 30 YEARS. IT'S BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T 00:18:47 PURSUED ENERGY INDEPENDENCE OR MAYBE BETTER WAY TO 00:18:50 DESCRIBE IT, ENERGY DIVERSITY. 00:18:52 WE HAVEN'T PURSUED ETHANOL THE WAY WE SHOULD. 00:18:55 WE HAVEN'T LICENSED A NEW NUCLEAR POWER PLANT IN 30 00:18:58 YEARS. FRANCE IS 80% NUCLEAR POWER. 00:19:00 WE HAVEN'T DONE A NEW UNION ONE IN 30 YEARS OR LICENSED 00:19:03 A NEW ONE. CHINA WILL BUILD 40 NUCLEAR 00:19:06 POWER PLANTS. WE HAVEN'T LICENSED ONE IN 00:19:08 30 YEARS. WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN CARBON 00:19:11 SEQUIS TRACE TO THE POINT WHERE WE CAN USE IT. 00:19:14 AND WE HAVEN'T TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF THE OIL THAT IS 00:19:17 MORE WITHIN OUR CONTROL EITHER IN THE UNITED STATES, 00:19:20 CANADA, OFFSHORE. SO I THINK ALL THOSE THINGS 00:19:23 PROBABLY COMBINE TO PUT US IN A SITUATION WHERE NOT 00:19:25 ONLY IS THE PRICE OF GASOLINE HIGH BUT MONEY HAS 00:19:27 TO GO TO OUR ENEMIES. WHICH IS NOW A MATTER OF 00:19:30 NATIONAL SECURITY IT USED TO ALWAYS BE A PROBLEM FOR OUR 00:19:33 ECONOMY GOING BACK TO JIMMY CARTER AN EVEN RICHARD NIXON 00:19:36 BUT NOW IT A PROBLEM OF NATIONAL SECURITY AND ONE OF 00:19:38 THE THINGS I WOULD COMMIT MYSELF TO DOING IS TO 00:19:41 ACHIEVE ENERGY DIVERSITY OR LET'S CALL IT AS MUCH ENERGY 00:19:44 INDEPENDENCE AS WE CAN. AND WE'VE GOT TO DO IT OVER 00:19:46 THE NEXT TEN YEARS LIKE WE PUT A MAN ON THE MOON. 00:19:49 >> Dave: NOTHING IS EASY, IS IT. 00:19:50 >> NO, THIS IS -- >> HONESTLY. 00:19:52 WHY WOULD I A PERSON WANT THIS GIG. 00:19:54 >> THIS IS A GREAT ENDEAVOUR. 00:19:55 ENERGY INDEPENDENCE IS A GREAT ENDEAVOUR IT CREATES 00:19:57 ANOTHER INDUSTRY FOR US. THAT WE CAN GO SELL TO CHINA 00:20:00 AND TO INDIA AND KIND OF REVERSE THE TRADE THAT WE -- 00:20:03 WE NEED NEW INDUSTRIES THAT WE CAN SELL TO THESE 00:20:06 EMERGING MARKETS. AND THIS WOULD BE A GREAT 00:20:07 ONE FOR US. >> Dave: BEFORE YOU FALL 00:20:09 ASLEEP EVERY NIGHT, DO YOU THINK TO YOURSELF IT'S GOING 00:20:12 TO BE ME AND HILARY, ME AND HILARY S THAT -- DO YOU 00:20:16 THINK THAT'S -- IS THAT WHAT IT WILL COME DOWN TO? 00:20:25 >> THAT IS NOT MY LAST THOUGHT BEFORE I GO TO 00:20:27 SLEEP. (LAUGHTER) 00:20:30 >> Dave: IT COULD BE -- >> IT COULD BE SENATOR 00:20:32 CLINTON, IT COULD BE SENATOR OBAMA OR EDWARDS OR WHO 00:20:35 KNOWS IT COULD BE FORMER VICE PRESIDENT GORE, WHO KNOWS. 00:20:38 >> IT'S ALL PRETTY INTERESTING, ISN'T IT. 00:20:40 >> IT, IT IS FASCINATING. IT IS A GREAT, GREAT HONOR 00:20:42 AND EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE I PINCH MYSELF WHEN I WAKE UP 00:20:45 IN THE MORNING AND SAY I'M GETTING TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT 00:20:48 OF THE UNITED STATES. I'M A KID FROM BROOKLYN, YOU 00:20:52 KNOW. >> Dave: GOOD FOUR. 00:20:53 GOOD LUCK. RUDOLPH GIULIANI 00:20:56 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH THE 00:20:58 JET RECLINER. (CC) 00:21:34 NEED SOMETHING ? TO FIND IT LOCALLY, 00:21:36 YOU NEED YELLOWPAGES.COM EMILY'S CUT WAS SO SMALL, 00:22:43 I THOUGHT WASHING IT WAS ENOUGH. 00:22:44 BUT THEN IT GOT ALL RED. AND WHEN IT ARTED TO SWELL, 00:22:47 THE DOCTOR SAID IT MIGHT BE INFECTED, 00:22:49 AND TO COME IN RIGHT AWAY. [ Announcer ] 00:22:50 TO HELP PREVENT INFECTION, EVEN THE SMALLEST CUTS 00:22:52 NEED NEOSPORIN. NEOSPORIN KILLS MORE TYPES 00:22:54 OF INFECTIOUS BACTERIA... THAN EVEN THE LEADING 00:22:57 PRESCRIPTION. D IT HELPS CUTS HEAL 00:22:59 FOUR DAYS FASTER. I WILL NEVER LEAVE 00:23:02 ANOTHER CUT UNTREATED. NOTHING PROTECTS BETTER 00:23:05 AGAINST SERIOUS INFECTION. NEOSPORIN. 00:23:08 EVERY CUT, EVERY TIME . (announcer) 00:24:07 SLOW GRILLED WILD SALMON, WITH CRISP GARDEN GREENS 00:24:11 SIMMERED IN A FRAGRANT REDUCTION. 00:24:14 INSPIRATION FOR FANCY FEAST ELEGANT MEDLEYS. 00:24:18 THE RESTAURANT INSPIRED FOOD FOR CATS. 00:24:22 DELIGHT HER WITH WILD SALMON FLORENTINE IN 00:24:25 A DELICATE SAUCE WITH GARDEN GREENS. 00:24:27 ONE OF MANY ARTFULLY PREPARED DISHES. 00:24:30 FANCY FEAST ELEGANT MEDLEYS, 00:24:32 IS IT LOVE, OR IS IT FANCY FEAST? 00:25:36 OH ! [ SFX: RIBBIT ] 00:25:39 [ SFX: POOF ] YOU'RE NO RICH PRINCE. 00:25:42 SORRY. RICH PRINCE REWARDS BEGIN WITH 00:25:43 TWO KISSES TO QUALIFY. ELIGIBLE... AHH ! 00:25:46 ADDITIONALLY, THE MAGIC SPELL RESERVES THE RIGHT... 00:25:47 TO LOCK OUT THE PRIMARY KISS GIR FROM ANY AND ALL 00:25:49 KISSES EXPIRE SIX SECONDS FROM DATE OF PUCKER. 00:25:52 ALL KISSES ARE NON-TRANSFERABLE AND... 00:25:53 IS THIS HOW YOUR CASH REWARDS CARD TREATS YOU ? 00:25:55 INTRODUCING NO HASSLE CASH REWARDS. 00:25:57 EARN CASH ON EVERY PURCHASE, EVERYWHERE. 00:25:58 PLUS A 25% ANNUAL BONUS. BUT YOU'RE JUST ONE KISS AWAY !! 00:26:03 WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET ? ( telephone rings ) 00:26:06 ( man sighs, knocking ) 00:26:20 NEW OSCAR MAYER DELI CREATIONS. 00:26:30 HOT SANDWICHES WITH FRESH-BAKED TASTE. 00:26:32 MAKE THE MOST OF LUNCH... WITH DELI CREATIONS. 00:27:41 >> BACK ON TO 54rd -- 53rd STREET WITH MIKE WEST, THE 00:27:46 MAN WHO INVENTED THE ROCKET POWERED JET POWERED RECLINER 00:27:51 CALL KD THE CRA-Z-BOY S WHAT WE ARE CALLING HIM. 00:27:55 ASK YOU HEAR ME. >> I CAN HEAR YOU JUST FINE. 00:27:57 >> Dave: MIKE, HAVE YOU EVER SAID TO YOUR WIFE, HAVE A 00:27:59 SEAT, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. THE TEMPERATURE 68 , 00:28:02 RELATIVE HUMIDITY 46%, THE PRESSURE IS STEADY, WIND, 00:28:07 CA. VISILITY VIRTUALLY 00:28:09 UNLIMITED. ANY TIME ARE YOU READY, MIKE, 00:28:11 WHAT SHOULD WE WATCH FOR NOW. 00:28:13 >> JUST WATCH FOR LOTS OF FIRE. 00:28:14 >> Dave: OKAY, GOOD LUCK. GOD SPEED, MY FRIEND. 00:28:19 MIKE WEST, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, A GREAT AMERICAN. 00:29:39 >> Dave: JUST UNBELIEVABLE. MIKE, YOU CAN HEAR ME? 00:29:43 YOU CAN HEAR ME. >> YEAH, I CAN HEAR YOU NOW. 00:29:45 >> Dave: FIRST OF ALL, MIKE, ARE YOU OKAY? 00:29:46 >> UP. >>ave: THAT WAS JUST 00:29:49 TREMENDOUS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, CONGRATULATIONS, MIKE 00:29:51 WEST, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WOW!. 00:29:54 WO. >> Dave: WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK 00:29:57 WITH THE JESUS AND MARY 00:33:12 (APPLAUSE) >> Paul: DAVID, DAVID WHAT 00:33:18 ARE YOU DOING. >> Dave: OH, I'M SORRY, JUST 00:33:20 FILLING OUT MY ORDER FORM FOR THE JET POWERED 00:33:23 LA-Z-BOY. >> Paul: I BET YOU ARE. 00:33:25 >> Dave: I THINK I WILL GO WITH TAN, TAN LEATHER. 00:33:27 AND I WOULD LIKE THAT SCOTCH GUARDED. 00:33:30 >> Paul: THAT'S WISE. >> Dave: THANK YOU. 00:33:32 YEAH, BECAUSE YOU ARE CONSTANTLY SPILLING JET FUEL 00:33:35 ON IT. OUR NEXT GUESTS ARE AN 00:33:38 ACCLAIMED BAND WHO RECENTLY REUNITED AFTER A NINE YEAR 00:33:41 HIATUS AND THEY ARE CURRENTLY ON TOUR, LADIES 00:33:43 AND GENTLEMEN EASE WELCOME BACK TO THE PROGRAM THE 00:33:45 JESUS & MARY CHAIN. (APPLAUSE)

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INTERVIEW: Paris Hilton on being a part of the afternoon, what she thinks of DSquared2's new canine couture line, her dog, how she named her dog, her daily routine with her dog, their number one favorite thing to do together, her dog's favorite food, the naughtiest thing her dog has ever done, what she would want to tell the world to raise animal abuse awareness at the yoox.com and DSQUARED2 Canine Couture Launch To Benefit Much Love Animal Rescue at Beverly Hills CA. (Footage by WireImage Video/GettyImages)

INTERVIEW: Paris Hilton on being a part of the afternoon, what she thinks of DSquared2's new canine couture line, her dog, how she named her dog, her daily routine with her dog, their number one favorite thing to do together, her dog's favorite food, the naughtiest thing her dog has ever done, what she would want to tell the world to raise animal abuse awareness at the yoox.com and DSQUARED2 Canine Couture Launch To Benefit Much Love Animal Rescue at Beverly Hills CA. (Footage by WireImage Video/GettyImages)

INTERVIEW: Paris Hilton on being a part of the afternoon, what she thinks of DSquared2's new canine couture line, her dog, how she named her dog, her daily routine with her dog, their number one favorite thing to do together, her dog's favorite food, the naughtiest thing her dog has ever done, what she would want to tell the world to raise animal abuse awareness at the yoox.com and DSQUARED2 Canine Couture Launch To Benefit Much Love Animal Rescue at Beverly Hills CA. (Footage by WireImage Video/GettyImages)

INTERVIEW: Paris Hilton on being a part of the afternoon, what she thinks of DSquared2's new canine couture line, her dog, how she named her dog, her daily routine with her dog, their number one favorite thing to do together, her dog's favorite food, the naughtiest thing her dog has ever done, what she would want to tell the world to raise animal abuse awareness at the yoox.com and DSQUARED2 Canine Couture Launch To Benefit Much Love Animal Rescue at Beverly Hills CA. (Footage by WireImage Video/GettyImages)