COMEDY; 1934
12:17:00:00,Shot of motion picture studio. Fake looking, Behind scene view of movie set, Actors play out drama in movie set, Director yells cut, throws down script (great), Director on set, complaining, Prop guy lights candles on birthday cake, Prop guy fires gun. Vase explodes, Director does slow burn over prop gun, Actor checks bullets in gun, Director sits in chair, calls for action, Actors play out drama. Woman fires gun, Woman throws gun out window, Prop man wanders outside window on set, Director throws tantrum (funny), Prop man puts birthday cake on director's chair, Director scolds prop man, Director sits on cake on chair, Prop man comes home, Woman cleans hallway with mop, Landlady spots man coming home, Woman scolds prop man, kisses him, Prop man and girlfriend play out scene for landlady, Prop man enters hotel room, Man fixes collar on man's suit, Prop man does goofy reaction, Prop man opens sugar jar, finds it empty, Prop man scolds roommate, argue, Roommate answers door, takes note, Prop man and roommate talk, Roommate breaks mirror by accident, Roommate fixes up sign for "PROFESSOR GURNION'S SCHOOL FOR MOTION PICTURE ACTORS", Fancy car pulls up to curb, Prop man and roommate fix house in actor school, Roommate greets boob millionaire, Girlfriend goes into other room, gives annoyed look, Roommate hustles boob in fake acting school, High priced car pulls up, Hand reaches around door to ring bell, Roommate has phony conversation on phone, Boob talks on phone, Roommate runs into next room, falls grabbing phone, Roommate on phone plays big movie producer, Roommate sticks boob with pin. Hides newspaper on desk, Boob (Grady Sutton) enters to see prop man as acting professor, Men scam boob in office, pretending to be acting school, Boob dressed as Tarzan swings on vine in parlor, Boob as Tarzan gives Tarzan yell, Boob swings on vine, falls on butt, Angry man gets out of cab, slams door, breaks window, Angry man yells at cabbie, Man looks at sign, ears wiggle out of anger (strange), Angry man enters office, yells at secretary, Angry man takes picture off wall, Angry man cries over picture, Taxi pulls up, Couple get out, Couple enter office, Secretary makes frantic call on phone for the police, Angry man breaks phone in half with bare hands, Angry man ears wiggle, Roommate tells angry man he's a natural actor. Con, Professor coaches couple in acting scene, Men con angry man at phony acting school, Couple prepare for acting scene, Woman opens door, faints into actor's arms, Actor carries her in arms, Actor picks up chair, Man with wiggling ears, Man shoots chair out of actor's hands, Man shoots at actor, Actor jumps out window. Man shoots after him, Actor gets into car, speeds off, Man chases actor, shooting, Actor runs along beach, man shoots after him, Man out of bullets throws gun. Long distance, actor falls, THE END title (scripty)