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WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER. Tributesa and awards. Presidetn Barack Obama speaks. Comedian Cecily Strong performs. 21:51:58 - INTRODUCTION AND REMEMBERANCE VIDEO 22:12:37 - PRESENTATION OF THE JOURNALISM AWARDS BY MAJOR GARRETT 22:19:27 - TOAST TO THE PRESIDENT 22:19:44 - PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA SPEAKS The President. Good evening, everybody. Audience members. Good evening. The President. Welcome to the White House Correspondents' Dinner, the night when Washington celebrates itself. [Laughter] Somebody's got to do it. [Laughter] And welcome to the fourth quarter of my Presidency. [Laughter] It's true, I-that was Michelle cheering. [Laughter] The fact is, I feel more loose and relaxed than ever. Those Joe Biden shoulder massages, they're like magic. [Laughter] You should try one. Oh, you have. [Laughter] I am determined to make the most of every moment I have left. Now, after the midterm elections, my advisers asked me, "Mr. President, do you have a bucket list?" And I said, "Well, I have something that rhymes with bucket list." [Laughter] Take executive action on immigration? Bucket. [Laughter] New climate regulations? Bucket. It's the right thing to do. [Laughter] And my new attitude is paying off. Look at my Cuba policy. The Castro brothers are here tonight. [Laughter] Welcome to America, amigos! Que pasa? What? It's the Castros from Texas? [Laughter] Oh. Hi, Joaquin. Hi, Julián. [Laughter] Anyway, being President is never easy. I still have to fix a broken immigration system, issue veto threats, negotiate with Iran, all while finding time to pray five times a day-[laughter]-which is strenuous. [Laughter] And it is no wonder that people keep pointing out how the Presidency has aged me. I look so old, John Boehner has already invited Netanyahu to speak at my funeral. [Laughter] Meanwhile, Michelle hasn't aged a day. I ask her what her secret is, she just says, "Fresh fruits and vegetables." It's aggravating. [Laughter] The fact is, though, at this point, my legacy is finally beginning to take shape. The economy is getting better. Nine in ten Americans now have health coverage. Today, thanks to Obamacare, you no longer have to worry about losing your insurance if you lose your job. You're welcome, Senate Democrats. [Laughter] Now, I-look, it is true, I have not managed to make everybody happy. Six years into my Presidency, some people still say I'm arrogant and aloof, condescending. Some people are so dumb. [Laughter] No wonder I don't meet with them. [Laughter] And that's not all people say about me. A few weeks ago, Dick Cheney says he thinks I'm the worst President of his lifetime, which is interesting, because I think Dick Cheney is the worst President of my lifetime. [Laughter] It's quite a coincidence. I mean, everybody has got something to say these days. Mike Huckabee recently said people shouldn't join our military until a true conservative is elected President. Think about that. It was so outrageous, 47 Ayatollahs wrote us a letter trying to explain to Huckabee how our system works. [Laughter] It gets worse. Just this week, Michele Bachmann actually-[laughter]-predicted that I would bring about the biblical end of days. [Laughter] Now, that's a legacy. [Laughter] That's big. I mean, Lincoln, Washington, they didn't do that. [Laughter] But I just have to put this stuff aside, I've got to stay focused on my job, because for many Americans, this is still a time of deep uncertainty. For example, I have a-I have one friend, just a few weeks ago, she was making millions of dollars a year. And she's now living out of a van in Iowa. [Laughter] Meanwhile, back here in our Nation's Capital, we're always dealing with new challenges. I'm happy to report that the Secret Service, thanks to some excellent reporting by White House correspondents, they're really focusing on some of the issues that have come up. And they have finally figured out a full-proof way to keep people off my lawn. [Laughter] [At this point, an image of Sen. John S. McCain III standing on the South Lawn of the White House wearing a cardigan sweater and holding a broom was shown.] The President. There he is. It works. [Laughter] And it's not just fence jumpers. As some of you know, a few months ago, a drone crash-landed out back. That was pretty serious, but don't worry, we've installed a new, state-of-the-art security system. [Laughter] [An image of Vice President Joe Biden holding a baseball bat as a small drone hovers over the South Lawn was shown.] The President. You know what, let me set the record straight. I tease Joe sometimes, but he has been at my side for 7 years now. I love that man. He's not just a great Vice President, he is a great friend. We've gotten so close, in some places in Indiana, they won't serve us pizza anymore. [Laughter] I want to thank our host for the evening, a Chicago girl, the incredibly talented Cecily Strong. On "Saturday Night Life," Cecily impersonates CNN anchor Brooke Baldwin. Which is surprising, because usually the only people impersonating journalists on CNN are journalists on CNN. [Laughter] ABC is here with some of the stars from their big new comedy, "Black-ish." It's a great show, but I have to give ABC fair warning: Being "Black-ish" only makes you popular for so long. Trust me. [Laughter] There's a shelf life to that thing. [Laughter] As always, the reporters here had a lot to cover over the last year. Here on the East Coast, one big story was the brutal winter. The polar vortex caused so many record lows, they renamed it MSNBC. [Laughter] But of course, let's face it, there is one issue on every reporter's minds, and that is 2016. Already, we've seen some missteps. It turns out Jeb Bush identified himself as "Hispanic" back in 2009, which, you know what, I-look, I understand. It's an innocent mistake. Reminds me of when I identified myself as "American" back in 1961. [Laughter] Ted Cruz said that denying the existence of climate change-[laughter]-made him like Galileo. [Laughter] Now, that's not really an apt comparison. Galileo believed the Earth revolves around the Sun. Ted Cruz believes the Earth revolves around Ted Cruz. [Laughter] I-and just as an aside, I want to point out, when a guy who has his face on a "Hope" poster calls you self-centered, you know you've got a problem. [Laughter] The narcissism index is creeping up a little too high. [Laughter] Meanwhile, Rick Santorum announced that he would not attend the same-sex wedding of a friend or a loved one. To which gays and lesbians across the country responded, that's not going to be a problem. [Laughter] Don't sweat that one. [Laughter] And Donald Trump is here. Still. [Laughter] Anyway. [Laughter] It's amazing how time flies. Soon, the first Presidential contest will take place. And I for one cannot wait to see who the Koch brothers pick. It's exciting. Marco Rubio, Rand Paul, Ted Cruz, Jeb Bush, Scott Walker-who will finally get that red rose? [Laughter] The winner gets a billion-dollar war chest. The runner up gets to be the bachelor on the next season of "The Bachelor." [Laughter] I mean, seriously, a billion dollars, from just two guys. Is it just me, or does that feel a little excessive? [Laughter] I mean, it's almost insulting to the candidates. The Koch brothers think they need to spend a billion dollars to get folks to like one of these people. [Laughter] It's got to hurt their feelings a little bit. [Laughter] And look, I know I've raised a lot of money too. But in all fairness, my middle name is "Hussein." [Laughter] What's their excuse? [Laughter] The trail hasn't been easy for my fellow Democrats either. As we all know, Hillary's private e-mails got her in trouble. Frankly, I thought it was going to be her private Instagram account that was going to cause her bigger problems. [Laughter] [Successive images of former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton doing a handstand on a beer keg surrounded by men and women in bathing suits, drawing a mustache on a drunken man passed out on a sofa, and holding two cats were shown.] The President. Hillary kicked things off by going completely unrecognized at a Chipotle. Not to be outdone, Martin O'Malley kicked things off by going completely unrecognized at a Martin O'Malley campaign event. [Laughter] And Bernie Sanders might run. I like Bernie. Bernie is an interesting guy. Apparently, some folks really want to see a pot-smoking Socialist in the White House. [Laughter] We could get a third Obama term after all. [Laughter] It could happen. Anyway, as always, I want to close on a more serious note. I often joke about tensions between me and the press, but honestly, what they say doesn't bother me. I understand we've got an adversarial system. I'm a mellow sort of guy. And that's why I invited Luther, my anger translator, to join me here tonight. [Laughter] 22:34:22 - KEEGAN MICHAEL KEY REPRISES HIS ROLE AS LUTHER, THE PRESIDENT'S ANGER TRANSLATOR [Comedian Keegan-Michael Key entered the stage as "Luther," the President's "Anger Translator," a character he plays on Comedy Central's "Key and Peele" program.] Mr. Key. Hold on to your lily-white butts. [Laughter] The President. In our fast-changing world, traditions like the White House Correspondents' dinner are important. Mr. Key. I mean, really, what is this dinner? [Laughter] And why am I required to come to it? [Laughter] Jeb Bush, do you really want to do this? [Laughter] The President. Because despite our differences, we count on the press to shed light on the most important issues of the day. Mr. Key. And we can count on FOX News to terrify old White people with some nonsense! [Laughter] "Sharia law is coming to Cleveland. Run for the damn hills!" [Laughter] Y'all is ridiculous. [Laughter] The President. We won't always see eye to eye. Mr. Key. Oh, and CNN, thank you so much for the wall-to-wall Ebola coverage. For 2 whole weeks, we were one step away from "The Walking Dead." [Laughter] And then, you all got up and just moved on to the next day. That was awesome. Oh, and by the way, just if you haven't noticed, you don't have Ebola! [Laughter] The President. But I still deeply appreciate the work that you do. Mr. Key. Y'all remember when I had that big, old hole in the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico, and then I plugged it? Remember that? Which "Obama's Katrina" was that one? Was that 19? Or was it 20? Because I can't remember. [Laughter] The President. Protecting our democracy is more important than ever. For example, the Supreme Court ruled that the donor who gave Ted Cruz $6 million was just exercising free speech. Mr. Key. Yeah, that's the kind of speech like this: "I just wasted $6 million." [Laughter] The President. And it's not just Republicans. Hillary will have to raise huge sums of money too. Mr. Key. Oh, yes. She gonna get that money. She gonna get all the money. Khaleesi is coming to Westeros. [Laughter] So watch out! [Laughter] Whew! The President. The nonstop focus on billionaire donors creates real problems for our democracy. Mr. Key. And that's why we're running for a third term! [Laughter] The President. No, we're not. Mr. Key. We're not? The President. No. Mr. Key. Who the hell said that? [Laughter] The President. But we do need to stay focused on some big challenges, like climate change. Mr. Key. Hey, listen, y'all, if you haven't noticed, California is bone dry. [Laughter] It looks like a trailer for the new "Mad Max" movie up in there. [Laughter] Y'all think that Bradley Cooper came here because he wants to talk to Chuck Todd? [Laughter] He needed a glass of water. Come on! [Laughter] The President. The science is clear: Nine of the 10 hottest years ever came in the last decade. Mr. Key. Now, I'm not a scientist, but I do know how to count to 10. [Laughter] The President. Rising seas, more violent storms. Mr. Key. We've got mosquitos. Sweaty people on the train, stinking it up. It's just nasty. [Laughter] The President. I mean, look at what's happening right now. Every serious scientist says we need to act. The Pentagon says it's a national security risk. Miami floods on a sunny day, and instead of doing anything about it, we've got elected officials throwing snowballs in the Senate! Mr. Key. Okay, Mr. President. Okay, I think they got it, bro. The President. It is crazy! What about our kids? What kind of stupid, shortsighted, irresponsible bull-- Mr. Key. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey! [Laughter]. The President. What?! Mr. Key. Okay. No. Hey! [Laughter] The President. What? Mr. Key. All due respect, sir. You don't need an anger translator. [Laughter] You need counseling. [Laughter] So now I'm out of here, man. I ain't trying to get into all this. [Laughter] The President. Go. [As Mr. Key left the stage, he spoke to the First Lady, who was seated at the dais, as follows.] Mr. Key. He crazy. [Laughter] The President. Luther, my anger translator, ladies and gentlemen. Now that I got that off my chest-[laughter]. Investigative journalism, explanatory journalism, journalism that exposes corruption and injustice and gives a voice to the different and the marginalized, the voiceless-that's power. It's a privilege. It's as important to America's trajectory-to our values, our ideals-than anything that we could do in elected office. We remember journalists we lost over the past year, journalists like Steven Sotloff and James Foley, murdered for nothing more than trying to shine a light into some of the world's darkest corners. We remember the journalists unjustly imprisoned around the world, including our own Jason Rezaian. For 9 months, Jason has been imprisoned in Tehran for nothing more than writing about the hopes and the fears of the Iranian people, carrying their stories to the readers of the Washington Post in an effort to bridge our common humanity. As was already mentioned, Jason's brother Ali is here tonight, and I have told him personally we will not rest until we bring him home to his family, safe and sound. These journalists and so many others view their work as more than just a profession, but as a public good, an indispensable pillar of our society. So I want to give a toast to them. I raise a glass to them and to all of you, with the words of the American foreign correspondent Dorothy Thompson: "It is not the fact of liberty, but the way in which liberty is exercised, that ultimately determines whether liberty itself survives." [The President offered a toast.] Thank you for your devotion to exercising our liberty and to telling our American story. God bless you. God bless the United States of America. Cheers! 22:45:46 - CECILY STRONG SPEAKS GOOD EVENING, I AM CECILY STRONG. YOU MAY KNOW ME FROM "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE," OR AS THE ETHNICALLY AMBIGUOUS GIRL FROM EVERY COLLEGE BROCHURE. I AM A MASH-UP OF ALL THE PEOPLE IN HILLARY'S ANNOUNCEMENT VIDEO. [LAUGHTER] I'M ALSO THE FIRST STRAIGHT WOMEN TO HOST THIS IN 20 YEARS, SO, WE FINALLY MADE IT, STRAIGHT PEOPLE. WHERE MY HETEROSEXUALS AT, HUH? [LAUGHTER] JUST BECAUSE I AM A WOMAN DOESN'T MEAN I'M GOING TO GO EASY. I'M GOING TO GO EASY ON YOU PEOPLE THE GOVERNMENT BRAIN IS SMALLER. [LAUGHTER] I FEEL VERY LUCKY TO BE HERE. LAST YEAR'S HOST, JOEL MCHALE, PROVES THAT SPEAKING AT THIS DINNER IS AN AMAZING OPPORTUNITY THAT CAN TAKE YOU FROM STARRING ON A SHOW ON NBC ALL THE WAY TO STARRING ON THAT SAME SHOW, BUT ON YAHOO! [LAUGHTER] I TOOK AMTRAK HERE. IT WAS WAY MORE LUXURIOUS THAN I THOUGHT. DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE MASSAGE SEATS AVAILABLE? ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIT IN FRONT OF JOE BIDEN. THOSE HANDS DON'T GET TIRED, SOMEHOW. I HOPE EVERYBODY ENJOYED DINNER. WE TRY TO GET PIZZA TO CATER THIS EVENT, BUT THEY HIRED A RUMOR THAT PARTY FRANK MIGHT BE HERE, SO THANKS A LOT, BARNEY. WE SHOULD OF HAD THAT WORLD FAMOUS INDIANA PIZZA. I CAN MAKE THAT JOKE ABOUT INDIANA BECAUSE I AM FROM ILLINOIS. [LAUGHTER] THE WHITE HOUSE CORRESPONDENTS DINNER IS A CHANCE FOR ALL OF YOU TO UNWIND, RELAX, AND LEFT AS SOON AS YOU NOTICE SOMEONE SLIGHTLY MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU LAUGHING. [LAUGHTER] JUST SO WEIRD TO BE UP. SINCE I'M ONLY A COMEDIAN, I'M NOT GOING TO TRY TO TELL YOU POLITICIANS HOW TO DO POLITICS, OR WHATEVER. THAT'S NOT MY JOB. THAT WOULD BE LIKE YOU GUYS TELLING ME WHAT TO DO WITH MY BODY, I MEAN, CAN YOU IMAGINE? [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] TONIGHT'S EVENT IS BEING BROADCAST ON C-SPAN. TO VIEWERS WATCHING AT HOME, HELLO. TO MOST VIEWERS WATCHING AT HOME ON C-SPAN, MEOW. [LAUGHTER] IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO FIND C-SPAN, YOU JUST PRESS THE GUIDE BUTTON ON YOUR REMOTE, AND HIT PAGE UP INTO YOUR THUMB CRAMPS UP. I JUST WANTED YOUR CAMERA CHECK. OK, CAMERA ONE. AND THAT'S IT. [LAUGHTER] IT IS GREAT TO BE HERE AT THE WASHINGTON HILTON. IT'S SOMETHING IS SOMETHING OF A PROSTITUTE MIGHT SAY TO A CONGRESSMAN. THE WASHINGTON HILTON, YOU GUYS. MAN, IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK, THEY WOULD PROBABLY SAY, CLEAN ME. IT'S CRAZY TO THINK THAT OUR PRESIDENT IS RIGHT HERE IN THE BALLROOM OF THE WASHINGTON HILTON. IT'S EVEN CRAZY TO THINK THAT OUR VICE PRESIDENT IS RIGHT NOW AND THE BALL PIT WASHINGTON CHUCKY CHEESE. BUT SERIOUSLY, THE WASHINGTON HILTON IS GREAT. I BET THAT, WHEN THE PRESIDENT WALKS IN HIS ON THE BELLHOP'S, HE THOUGHT, SOME DECENT SECURITY. [LAUGHTER] I'M JUST KIDDING, LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR THE SECRET SERVICE. YEAH. [APPLAUSE] THEY ARE THE ONLY LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCY IN THE COUNTRY THAT WILL GET IN TROUBLE IF A BLACK MAN GETS SHOT. ARE YOU SAYING "BOO?" OR "TRUE?" YOU ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER, FROM THE NETWORKS AT FRONT, TO THE INTERNET AT THE BACK, ALL THE WAY TO THE PRINT JOURNALISTS WHO ARE BUSING THE TABLES. [LAUGHTER] MSNBC IS HERE. I LOVE MSNBC. EVEN THEIR CALL LETTERS ARE LONG-WINDED. JUST A GREAT VARIETY OF SHOWS. RACHEL MADDOW, LOCKED UP ABROAD, LOCK UP SUV, LOCK UP EN ESPANOL. FOX NEWS IS HERE. FOX NEWS HAS BEEN LOSING A LOT OF VIEWERS LATELY, AND MAY THEY REST IN PEACE. THAT'S NICE TO SAY. IT'S ALL JUST HOT BLONDE LADIES AND ALL DUES. IT LOOKS AT A PARTY SCENE FROM WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S. YOU'VE GOT TO GIVE IT UP FOR CNN. IT'S COMFORTING TO KNOW THAT WHENEVER A BIG STORY BREAKS, I CAN TURN TO CNN AND WATCH ANTHONY BORE DATE EAT A CRICKET. -- ANTHONY BOURDAIN EAT A CRICKET. [LAUGHTER] BUZZ FEED IS HERE, I CAN SHOW YOU A LISTICLE OF 17 REASONS WHY THEY SHOULDN'T BE. USA TODAY IS HERE. THEY ARE ONLY HERE BECAUSE THEY SLIPPED THROUGH THE HOTEL DOOR. THAT'S USA TODAY, UNLESS TODAY IS SATURDAY OR SUNDAY. [LAUGHTER] NPR IS HERE. NPR HAD A LOT OF SUCCESS WITH THE "SERIAL" PODCAST, WHICH FINALLY ANSWER THE QUESTION, WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE IF SOMEBODY WHISPERED TO ME AN EPISODE OF DATELINE? NEXT SEASON, PICK SOMEBODY WHO DEFINITELY DID IT, LIKE AMANDA KNOX. NBC IS HERE. EVEN US AT SNL GOT CRITICIZED THIS YEAR FOR MAKING FUN OF ISIS. IF ANYBODY IS GUILTY OF TAKING ISIS TO LIGHTLY, IT'S THEM. YOU KNOW? WHAT CAN I SAY ABOUT BRIAN WILLIAMS. NOTHING, BECAUSE I WORK FOR NBC. [LAUGHTER] [APPLAUSE] THERE ARE SO MANY STARS FROM SO MANY GREAT SHOWS HERE. WE ARE IN A GOLDEN AGE OF TELEVISION. I STILL SEE SO MANY NEGATIVE OR TRAILS OF BLACK AND GAY PEOPLE. I MEAN, IT'S 2015, AND WE STILL HAVE CHARACTERS LIKE JOHN LEMON, IT'S RIDICULOUS. THE CAST OF BLACKISH IS HERE, WHICH I THINK IS INAPPROPRIATE, AFTER THE WAY THEY TREATED THOSE WHALES AT SEA WORLD. [LAUGHTER] THE CAST OF GAME OF THRONES IS HERE, AND THEY TELL ME THAT EVEN THEY HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS MANY NERDS BEFORE. NAOMI CAMPBELL IS HERE. NAOMI, YOU ARE LUCKY HILLARY IS NOT HERE, AS IF YOU THROUGH YOUR BLACKBERRY AT HER, SHE WOULD DELETE EVERYTHING RIGHT OFF OF IT. [LAUGHTER] HILLARY SAID SHE USED HER PRIVATE E-MAILS BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T WANT TO USE MORE THAN TWO DEVICES. IF THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR, IT'S ALSO ONE OF THE ROLES FROM THE SEX CONTRACT IN 50 SHADES OF GREY. THE CAST OF DOWNTON ABBEY IS HERE. THANKS FOR THE GENEROUS DONATION -- SPEAKING OF AARON, YOU MAY NOTICE I'M A LITTLE TAN. I JUST GOT BACK FROM THE MOST FABULOUS TRIP THAT AARON TOOK ME ON, AND I FROM A INSTAGRAM PHOTOS TO SHARE WITH YOU, SO. YOU ARE PROBABLY FAMILIAR WITH THIS PICTURE OF HIM SURFING IN HAWAII. SEE, THERE'S ME. I DIDN'T EVEN NEED A SURFBOARD, I JUST USE HIS ABS. THEN HE WENT DIVING INTO THIS SWIMMING POOL HE HAD BUILT. IT HURT WHEN I LANDED. HERE IS ME AND AARON SKYDIVING. HE SAID HIS MADE HIS OWN PARACHUTE OUT OF GIFTS HIS CONSTITUENTS MADE HIM. HIS NETSUITE? -- ISN'T THAT SWEET? HERE WE ARE AT THE EIFFEL TOWER. PARIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL. MR. PRESIDENT, YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT GOING THERE SOMETIME. I HEAR THE WEATHER IS NICE IN JANUARY. HERE WE ARE IN OUR TRIP TO CALIFORNIA. WE MUST HAVE DONE THIS FOR HOURS AND HOURS, JUST SO MUCH WASTED WATER. FUN. HERE WE ARE AT HIS OWN DINOSAUR ISLAND. HERE WE ARE AFTER HUNTING THE DINOSAURS. IS THAT -- BRIAN WILLIAMS? WHAT YOU DOING, YOU RASCAL? AARON AND I, WE HAD SO MUCH FUN. IT WAS NOT ROMANTIC, IT WAS STRICTLY A FRIENDSHIP TRIP, HE MIGHT IN THE EVERY DAY. JUST BECAUSE AARON SCHOCK RESIGNED, IT DOESN'T MEAN THAT ARE SMOKING HOT CONGRESSMAN LEFT. LOOKING OUT TONIGHT, I SEE SO MANY TENS. WELL, WASHINGTON TENS, BUT NEW YORK FOR HIS. URS. HARRY REID WAS A BOXER FOR HE SPENT FIVE TERMS AS A PUNCHING BAG. ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS THAT HAPPENED IN CONGRESS THIS YEAR WAS WHEN A SENATOR BROUGHT IN A SNOWBALL TO PROVE THAT CLIMATE CHANGE ISN'T REAL. I MEAN, THAT BLEW MY MIND. I DON'T EVEN NEED TO SEE THE OTHER SCIENCE PROJECTS. FIRST PRIZE, JIM. YOU GOT SIZE TO LIFE, MAN! SO COOL. SENATOR TOM COTTON GOT OTHER SENATORS TO SIGN AN OPEN LETTER HE WROTE TO IRAN. THE MOST SURPRISING THING IS THAT A GUY NAMED TOM COTTON IS A U.S. SENATOR, AND NOT A RABBIT FROM AN OLD RACIST DISNEY CARTOON. IN TOM COTTON'S DEFENSE, HE WAS JUST TRYING TO REPAIR AMERICA'S STRAIN RELATIONSHIP WITH ISRAEL. HE DOESN'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THAT. ALL RELATIONSHIP WILL BE BETTER IN THE NEXT ADMINISTRATION, AS SOON AS ISRAEL IS A GENEROUS DONATION TO THE CLINTON FOUNDATION. "TRUE?" OR "BOO?" NOW, IT'S BEEN A GREAT YEAR FOR WOMEN, AS ALWAYS. [LAUGHTER] HOBBY LOBBY SAID THEY DIDN'T WANT TO PAY FOR HEALTH CARE IF IT INCLUDED THINGS LIKE CONTRACEPTIVE. WHICH IS WEIRD, BECAUSE ALL I ASKED WAS WHAT I'LL IS THE YARN IN? I DO LOVE HOBBY LOBBY. I WEATHER THIS MORNING, AND I BOUGHT THE CUTEST WICKER BASKET TO HOLD ALL OF MY MORNING AFTER PILLS. [LAUGHTER] A REPRESENTATIVE RECENTLY ASKED IF GYNECOLOGICAL EXAMS COULD BE CONDUCTED BY A WOMAN. ON CAMERA, AND NOW HE AND HIS WIFE HAVE A PERFECTLY GOOD -- RUINED AGO PRO. -- RUINED A GO-PRO. SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT THIS YEAR. THE BIG STORY, THE REPUBLICANS FINALLY SUCCEEDED, AND OBAMA IS BEING FORCED OUT OF OFFICE IN 18 MONTHS. YOU DID IT! SO MANY GREAT PEOPLE HAVE ALREADY ANNOUNCED THEY ARE RUNNING.

Sequential big way group of skydivers

Instructor turns to one side and cameraman to the other side. High angle view

POV perspective, above rural landscape

We blasted skydivers with two industrial leaf blowers to capture a variety of skydiving funny faces.

POV jumping out of the plane while receiving encouraging smiles from other passengers

Skydiver smiling and having a conversation on his smartphone. Skydiver interacting with his phone in free fall. Filmed with a helmet mounted RED Dragon camera.

A blond woman skydives just for fun at sunset

A young woman and her tandem skydiving instructor pose for the camera after landing safely in an open field.

View inside helicopter as Base jumpers prepare to jump

Skydiver is distracted and texting on his smart phone. Skydiver interacting with his phone in free fall. Filmed with a helmet mounted RED Dragon camera.

Skydiver becomes angry and yells into his smartphone. Skydiver interacting with his phone in free fall. Filmed with a helmet mounted RED Dragon camera.

A young woman with her instructor. She leans back on the instructor to rehearse the skydiving position. The instructor explains a few more details about what to expect. The pilot flying the airplane is also visible in this shot.

Action camera angle

A woman skydiver angrily yells into her smartphone. Skydiving Woman interacting with and distracted by her smartphone in free fall. Filmed with a helmet mounted RED Dragon camera.

Skydiver in free fall practicing maneuvers, checking wrist mounted altimeter

Romantic Skydiving Couple. Series of 22 clips. Two stylishly dressed world champion free style skydivers embrace next to the open door of a skydiving airplane. They jump in an embrace and perform a variety of freestyle moves that become a kind of vertical ballet in the air, then they blow each other a kiss and fly away to deploy their parachutes. The camera continues to follow the girl as she glides under her parachute and removes her heels for landing. Filmed with a helmet mounted RED Dragon camera.

Action camera angle

Action camera angle

Heavy Metal skydiver screams into his microphone in free fall, then checks to see if it's working. Filmed with a helmet mounted RED Dragon camera.