MISC. SPORTS
COMMERCIAL MOBILE GASOLINE - ("MOBILE HATES DIRT") - DIRTY OLD MAN WITH FILTHY SHIRT, HAT AND FACE, SNEAKS INTO UNDERGROUND PARKING GARAGE, TIP TOES AROUND
CARS SAYING, "I'M DIRT, I'M DIRT, AND IT'S CARS I LIKE TO HURT". MR. CAR HOOD POPS OPEN, MR. DIRT POPS OUT FROM UNDER HOOD SAYING I;, DIRT, I'M FILTHY ROTTEN DIRT,
SCREAMS INTO CAMERA I'M DIRT, I'M DIRT I'M DIRT!!".